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love when electric toothbrushes stop their vibrations when you press too hard. like yes, thank you for reminding me my aggression will lead to my downfall… thank you for teaching me to continue with a gentle hand on life…

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uhhh hey gang i cant find any of the posts because they're three years old and ive posted a LOT since then, but i just got reminded of some posts i made (not cancellable dw lol)

back in 2022 when g3 first came out, i made a tonnn of posts about monster high when i was delusional and spread a tonnn of misinformation and just freaked out a bunch. mentally i am much better, i look back at that time and cringe until im inside out, and id like to make the official announcement that I DO LOVE G3 VERY MUCH and im really sorry for my weird behavior. this probably isnt that big of a deal to anyone else but i still feel bad about it, especially as a diehard member of the mh community.

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A little screenshot redraw for funnies

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hey from an ex food worker and someone with celiac, can food workers like. NOT roll their eyes and get annoyed whenever someone asks to make their food or drink free from their allergens? whenever i say i want something gluten free and not touching anything that is glutenous, im not being all "high and mighty" about it, im fucking allergic and i feel like such a burden for asking for food that won't genuinely hurt me. i know it's extra steps to take, but i don't want to think im going to die whenever i inhale three breadcrumbs.

additionally, i believe that food services should be more intensive in teaching about allergens when training their workers. most places i have been to in both texas and illinois, whenever i ask what has gluten and what doesn't, the answer is either "i don't know what gluten is" or "well this has milk in it" (milk is not gluten, it's dairy). im so tired man

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i cosplayed stone

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reblooged wrong. please ask my zoey rp blog questions so i can play as her for fun

Hi! Ask me anything!

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Men be like “I’m fighting demons” and the demons are a platypus

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Hi! Ask me anything!

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i can be yuor angle... or ur devil 😈

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its MY possibly toxic ship and I get to pick the characters !!!

zoey and mike? peak. zoey and mal? POTENTIAL !!! its like frankie x jackson and holt, where one girl (who's nerdy and nice) falls in love with two sides of the same body that are complete opposites than each other... plus imagine if like zoey was the first person who ever showed true affection/kindness to mal... who wasnt treating him like a criminal... imagine it... ik he tried killing her but imagine it...

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so in my head zoey and kitty are besties... they met on club penguin as kids then both ended up in the reality show scene... then they met irl after... they are the most insufferable pair of queer nd friends youve ever met

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as a trans autist i think we should start referring to ourselves as "trainnies"

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I wanna change my pfp but I don’t know which to choose!!! (ignore that i already changed it already i was just seeing what it would look like)

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i had a dream i witnessed a police-organized assassination of Georgie Cooper and deadass i woke up SOBBING

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Jackson and Frankie are also in my top 3 let’s polycule them and hope the new comic is good 💪

I do NOT understand the lack of appreciation for Operetta x Johnny as a ship. They are literally THE most insufferable couple on the planet—they did enemies to lovers in 3 minutes, they gotta height difference of like 3 fuckin feet, and after Johnny’s introduction they’re almost ALWAYS together. Plus they’re both the same period people they 100% watch Grease and go “That’s so us”. Anyway Johperetta is one of my top 3

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first arts of Frankie and Jackson vs most recent

you can also notice I never went anywhere with digital art LOL