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My favorite Mikey post

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"see your future self with AI" app but no matter what photo you submit it renders into a grave, in a different location but undeniably the same grave each time

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"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

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one day i'll release some cool new game and just gaslight people into thinking it's been around forever. it's gonna be my whole marketing scheme. explore this beautiful world you know and love. isn't this nostalgic? collect all the creatures from your childhood. collect Squishnut your old pal Squishnut. you know him

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Collection of pride flags for us in the modern era :(

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bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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hugh laurie chilchuck isnt real hugh laurie chilchuck cant hurt you

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open rp

ceough sniffle coaugh coughghg sniff

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true queer pain

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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that's me

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One of my favorite genres of post

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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Could you do equius?

11/17

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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets