#IT WAS CORNY ASH

[kkatastrophic]

Why'd I read that. No, really, why did I read that.

[its-kinda-snowy]

Well-well-well, look what the cat dragged in

[explorerof-theunknown]

love how obvious it is on rewatches that bruce did NOT want to say that "give me some sugar baby" line. bro was embarrassed.

[m3llowm1sh]

ASH MENTIONED WE WIN ASH FANS

[pompomsquad]

clocked in and responding to hate comments two years late 🫡

[ash-and-starlight]

What does your username mean? Just curious)

ok short story? nothing lol just vibes. long story: this name is just old as balls, when I picked it I wanted something that could easily become an Internet Nickname, and I liked ash. I was also listening on repeat to the song Astronomy by Blue Oyster Cult (metallica cover) and it has a bit where it says "call me Desdenova / eternal light" (<- side note this is why on other platforms I have that name lol) and since that one was already taken instead of changing a letter like any normal person would do I just. went for something different inspired by that song who had "ash" in it 🤪✌️

[guardianspirits13]

Damn yall. If you really want your blorbos to suffer then watch Banana Fish. 100% misery guarantee or your money back.

[dust-to-dustier]

Not sure what to title this one either. At this point I'm just kinda choosing on a cycle of poems- next will be angry, I think.

[INSERT TITLE HERE (I am open to suggestions!)]

It is something about love

That burns so preciously,

Like the hearth fire that keeps us alive.

Friends watch our backs

And hold us up when life beats us down

Clinging like we are lifeboats in the storm

Tragedies make us a sinking ship,

A crumbling tower,

A burning forest,

But loved ones standby to help when needed.

And lovers keep us warm through hard times,

When lovers are what we seek,

And precious, precious love��

Like playful flames and dancing sunlight 

Like laughter on the breeze

Cannot alone keep us safe,

But when hard times come knocking

And life comes cruelly for our joy,

Love of all kinds comes after,

Holds us close during,

And holds us still to patch the wounds,

Sing softly in the quiet air

To carry to brighter futures.

[autopsy-angel]

incredibly sad how many people u are comfortable hating. enjoy the acid reflux it will create i guess?

i fr dont care. watch, cuz ima keep doing it.

[koolaidashley]

Hi! I just wanted to ask, did you ever do commissions at any point? And if so, are they still open? I feel like I remember seeing smth about them but I can't find anything at the moment

I do take commissions, I’ve just been too lazy to make a post about it and wasn’t sure anyone would bite. If it’s something people are interested in I can definitely put together a sheet when I get home tonight!

[momentomori24]

We'll miss you, Matpat! I've only been around for 6-7 years, but thank you for being a part of that time in my childhood. Thanks for the theories and the videos. You truly are the greatest theorist <3

[proshipshy]

Sometimes I get really unmotivated when it comes to shifting, but then I remember this adorable face and it's all worth it -///-

[dethbug]

U BETTER DROP THE AvED LORE IMMEDIATELY !!! 💥💥💥💳

JEN AUUUGHHH!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!

theres ... SO MUCH... much of it im still writing out in my head as i rewatch the series with mia >_> BUT since a lot of it is still up in the air, here is my ship playlist w him thats centric to AvED >:-)

i feel that lyrically its rlly fitting to the dynamic, BUT ALSO IN SOUND!!! FITS THE VIIIIIBE!!! no obligation to listen ofc,, its just the only concrete thing i have for AvEDverse as of rn >_< ILY JEN TY FOR YOUR INTEREST

[destroyscythe-heck]

I’m going to rank them by how much these comments annoy me

Starting at the bottom

5th place: wow this style reminds me of (insert thing here). I mean thank you for the recommendation I guess. I didn’t ask for this but okay. Have a nice day.

4th place: is that your fetish or something? Anyway, here’s wonderbread.

3rd place: this isn’t art, a toddler could do that/ all art is meaningless bullshit nowadays: wow, I need to get my camera out, I never thought I’d ever see a Greek statue PFP person in the wild. It’s like seeing a bald eagle or a really big moth.

2nd place: the curtains are just fucking blue: like okay that’s like just your opinion. But like if you don’t even have an opinion on my art why are you telling me so loudly that you don’t have an opinion on my art. Like why are you going through the effort to even tell me this? If the curtains are just blue to you, fine. Just like again, why did you need to tell me this?

1st place: WeRe YoU oN dRuGs????? You had to be on drugs!: corny, tired, played out, people have been talking about this since before the curtains are blue post was even made. Like you people have probably never had an original thought in your life and are still regurgitating memes I saw on Cheezburger.com in 2011 in between my daily fix of stolen My Little Pony fanart and stolen Portal fanart. Like what if The Rugrats were all like a crack induced hallucination Angelica was having to cope with all of her childhood friends dying or whatever.

im in a painful poll mood lately sorry

[real-crayon]

hi guys im deleting / privating all the old stuff off my account because i was genuinely so fucking corny like 2 years ago so no more shitty fanfiction

im not really even active on tumblr or in the dangan community anymore so there's no point in keeping them up also they were BAD and UNFUNNY </3

nyways you guys are great n i love you all

[joestarfucker420]

god if my parents really decide to more i’m so royally fucked