#INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

[spicyvampire]

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 8

[beansforlunch]

STOIC BUT SOFT LIGHT HAIRED HUSBANDS GETTING FLUSTERED BY THEIR ADORABLE AND SWEET DARK HAIRED WIVES IS MY FAVORITE TROPE

[sluttyseacadet]

Isildur + looking horrendously down bad

[molinaesque]

Walton Goggins as Wade Felton (The Unicorn, 2019-2021)

[not-so-rosyyy]

TOM and ZENDAYA being adorable at the Lakers vs Warriors Game 2 5 May 2023

[zishuge]

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 32

[worldofgayhockey]

mitchy being manhandled by willy 😭😭

[itsametaphorok]

[boorrger]

WE'RE GETTING THE fight📢📢📢📣📣📣❗❗❗

OKAY OKAY HERE☝🏼 HEAR ME OUT. THEY'RE TRYING TO LOCATE JINX, THEY FIND HER AND VI IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN REACH HER. THAT'S WHY SHE'S ALONE HERE

this will break us. we won't survive guys 😔🌷

SHE DIDN'T GIVE UP TO HER THIS IS A LIE. SHE'S IN DENIAL 😭😭😭😭 HELPMEJSHS

[maximura]

[bollywoodqueenkatrina]

[theetherealvulture]

SCREAMING, CRYING,THROWING UP.

Anyways now that it's out - whaddya yall think?

[captainlynxx]

“Would you hold it down and take it if I gave you a chance?

Need the reassurance, baby, not a silly romance

Guess I'm used to being disappointed, falling too fast

If you want it, go and get it, and I hope you last

If you want it, go and get it, and I hope you last”

[makeupinthedrawer]

BABY YOU BABY YOU BLOW MY MIND TELL ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE EXCEPT FOR GOODBYEEEEEEEEE

[lunamkardas]

COZY GAME?

So last night I saw this really cute looking farm sim game, yes another one, called Grimshire. It's just a demo but the pixel art is charming and it seems really interesting. So far you can only be a bunny or a fox so I picked bunny.

Game opens with a boat horn sounding. I and some random goat lady have been rescued from The Capital where Some Shit Is Going Down and we are both unconscious, dragged to safer shores by an otter named Fin. He lets the town know shit's going down and he's going back out on his boat to see if he can get more info.

We get taken to the town healer and I'm just a little banged up but fine. Goat lady is hurt much worse so she's going to take longer to wake up.

Day 1 Basic "hey welcome to town here's a run down farm house for you to live in new dude, we'd really appreciate it if you contributed to the town's root cellar by growing some stuff" tutorial. Quickly followed by the "You should talk to all 26 people in town newbie!"

They got a small town/hamlet version of Animal crossing's museum thing going on so any stuff I forage or catch for the first time can go there.

They gave me a pump and water pipes straight off the bat so it was SO MUCH easier getting the watering down for my baby farm.

Holy shit fishing is so much easier than Stardew valley my god I love it.

Day 2

Goat lady died in the night from her wounds.

None of us knew her name. The town burned her atop the mountain peak with all in attendance.

Everyone is pretty down about it. Some people mention they hope Fin gets back with news, especially since him and his boat are such an important part of their food supply because they're an island.

My eyes lock onto the root cellar and then to the previously mildly annoying but NOW VERY IMPORTANT game mechanic of food spoiling.

I immediately start selling everything I own including the swank new bed and bookcase I got for collecting specimens and begin rapid fire purchasing as many drying racks as possible, throwing every fish, fruit and mushroom I find onto them to start stocking up.

Day 3

Normal day of collecting and throwing stuff onto the drying racks. Selling junk to buy more drying racks. The game refuses to tell me how to make them myself.

Get a crack at the mines which has an interesting quirk where you actually mine out the rock from the walls and if you remove too much of the supporting walls it can cause a cave in. Also you can very easily find the ladder to lower levels, which I appreciate.

Learned how to make more pipes to improve my pumps range.

Did some logging for the woodcutter. Mining for the Smith.

Day 4

The Mayor and his assistant come get me and start walking me through the root cellar tutorial while telling me that they will no longer be expecting me to pay ANY TAXES under the circumstances. (Waaaaay ahead of you dudes I already pieced together I'm now the most important person on this island and I am panicking a little bit because I'm pretty sure Covid just entered your reality and thank FUCK we burned Goat lady.)

Thank you kindly can I PLEASE get back to foraging and fishing and drying so I can keep both herbivores and carnivores alive while we Quarantine.

Healer lady and her assistant had the same idea about us suddenly being cut off from the outside world. No one's saying 'disease' yet but I have my suspicions.

Anyhoo they put the town up to a vote over what we should build, a new medicine herb garden she definitely knows how to maintain and use or a mushroom hut to alleviate the island hamlet's food needs even though no one on the island knows the first thing about mushrooms.

I am sitting on a fucking throne of fish jerky and dried fruit/veg. WE ARE MAKING THE HERBAL GARDEN.

The other villagers agree and I immediately bum rush the donation box and slam all the wood and rocks we need into it.

Day 5 Herbal Garden is complete and Healer lady is excited to start researching new medicines.

I am desperately mining as much copper as I can to make more water pipes because I only have so much energy each day and I can't be wasting it watering 30 plants.

I also start planting the tree seeds I've been shaking out so I can have fruit trees. Fishing is easy but the island has both carnivores and herbivores and the plant supply is harder to come by every day plus Drying takes Time.

Day 6 The town gathers because Fin is FINALLY back with news!

It ain't covid.

The Capital is Gone and most of the other landlocked population centers are too.

But they weren't empty.

It's Zombies.

It's Zombies and the only places that still exist are boarded up and armed to the teeth refusing all entry or trade because it's ZOMBIES.

Thank FUCK we burned Goat Lady.

10/10 I need this shit now