#IM SO CRINGE ABOUT SELFSHIPS STILL

[sugurouge]

hello this is your wild card to spill tea about you and bladie 🎤 TELL ME ANYTHINGGGGGG

NOOOOOOOOOO RYUUU not bladie 😩

like i told you before, i'm so awful at backstories or selfships... but as we know, i too have been living a lot in delulu land and my god, i love the drama i dream about with my dark haired harem. i fear blade is no better than suguru 😩

so recently i've been thinking about a comm for blade (again, yes, dont perceive me) and i definitely love the vibes of reincarnation, forbidden fruit, salvation, forbidden lovers for us mhm mhm. while his fate is to not be able to die but endlessly search for salvation, my fate is to die by his hands with every new life. between you and me (and the internet reading this), the fic i'm working on is extremely self indulgent as it's a very detailed part of my selfship with blade

we met while he was being held in the shackling prison. i'm bending the rules a bit and say through jing yuan i got special rights, idk maybe he just "recognised" me, and due to his weak spot for blade i got to talk to him. the bond was there ofc, mostly because he recognised me, obviously, but for me it seemed so like he understood me so effortlessly, like a soulmate, hah little do i know. mama i'm in love with a criminal. i just wanted to study the psychology of the special case mara struck. and that's how i got down there, a 'weird' obsession that led me to learn about medicine and psychology (definitely subconsciously caused by my reincarnations and blade) that's how i kept pestering him at first while he tried to hold up walls around him in order to not mvrder me again. because no matter the promise he made to himself to not hurt me again, the mara would always act on itself and eventually bring me my end. so this time he swears to himself that it's enough to talk, to see me through the safety bubble i'm protected by. but how could he escape hell and not visit me 🤭

it's a lot of commitment issues, a lot of illegal business going on, him sneaking back in just to see me, minor stalker vibes at times too since he tries to keep his distance at first, but also his eyes on me. oh god, i could actually ramble about this selfship for hours because i have a story!! BUT TO MAKE IT SHORTER: he gives in to the temptation to see me again and again, to get rid of the voices in his head through my presence. (i can fix him) it's just an awful lot of push and pull up until the moment he takes me with him. before that i tried to cut him off (that's part of my fic teehee the commitment and all that happens there) and we become fighting buddies and life happily ever after up until MY SELFSHIP ART HAPPENS OMG IM SO EXCITED TO GET ITTT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE VISION IS VISIONING OF HIM ACCIDENTALLY HURTING ME akdnsksk but in my head, with this reincarnation, while he fears he might have lost control and killed me again, i delulu about surviving and carrying a scar on my face (like mikasa has) because that means he scarred my face and has to marry me 🤸🏻🙂‍↕️

there are so many good songs for blade too, i have a playlist for him now as well 😩

thank you for stopping byyyy, ilyyy <33

[veikkoalen]

they do when its about their fav fictional girls

reddit is weak as fuck

[nelselfships]

psssst important question...

xP and xD for f/o of choice?

selfship ask game - cringe is dead edition

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!! sorry if it took so long to post this work has been draining me from not even wanting to think when i get home TwT BUT ANYWAYS!! for this f/o im gonna choose Sawashiro:)!! (still needa make some art with me and this man cause🙏🏻)

xP - Assign an early 2010’s song to you and your f/o’s relationship!

i made an edit of him with this song, and i think it honestly fits into our relationship, but the song from 2010 i would have to pick is Just A Dream by Nelly :)

xD - Who would be your f/o’s favorite Creepypasta and why? What about yours?

i have no clue if he would take interest in the creepypastas, but for him i would probably have to go with the basic Slender Man:) my favorite is Ben Drowned (i’m a huge Zelda fan so lol) WELL THAT AND THE LAVENDER TOWN ONE I USE TO BE HYPERFIXATED ON FOR A WHILE TOO LOL

[fishypretzels]

intro post / pinned — ౨ৎ — click!

haaiii doin one of these cus im boreddd..

my name is fishy, but sage also works! i have several names lol!!! i use he/him. i’m a trans guy. i LOOVEE selfshipping if U couldnt tell. cringe and free. selective with mutuals but feel free to ask anyways

note: i am uncomfortable with doubles of my f/o’s and am very much non sharing.

i don’t have any set dni. i will not hesitate to block if you make me uncomfortable in any way. ☘️

my current hyperfixation is inside job! i am so normal!! about this show!!!! it is consuming every last braincell!

i don’t have any special tags i use but “asks” are my askbox posts and “my art” is where you’ll find allll my art ive posted here.

COMMISSIONS ARE AALLLWAYS OPEN!!! all my links are on my page including comms tos. i don’t usually do free requests however you’re free to request non-oc/sona art in my askbox!

.. i am still figuring out this site. i don’t know what i’m doing. so please be nice

[phosani]

cringe and gay complaint really but i blew up my twitter (my art twitter is still up but im locked out of it probably for forever so lol) and it was mainly for yumejo (i guess the equivalent on here would be selfshipper but i personally dont really see myself like that. it's more like an oc/canon pairing to me.) stuff. krizely only since that was my only pairing anyway. i met some very cool people i consider good friends but was never in the wider "yumetwt" community (nor did i want to be). i also have a sideblog im gonna blow up soon that was for my stupid shit.

im not necessarily surprised that yume/selfship communities attract certain types of people. types of people in general i consider very annoying whether it's like kinnie people or people who selfdiagnose themselves with the whole dsm-5. people who whine about validation and attention every chance they get, etc. people i do not necessarily respect in any capacity.

krizely (i should clarify, krizalid and my original character, ely) for a good amount of time was an entirely private thing. like, yeah, i would joke on here about how much i love krizalid, but i was basically embarrassed that i loved him so much. but krizely had been on my mind for a very long time already when i started, i guess, formally posting about it.

anyway, where im getting at, is that, i guess, it isnt different than most communities I've been in in the fact that i heavily dont relate to anybody. like yeah on the surface, we are mentally dating some cartoon feller, but outside of that, not much else. something always felt disgustingly saccharine about all those imagine or whatever accounts ("imagine your ship as sanrio characters!" "your f/o loves you!" etc). or it's just like an endless barrage about how valid you are. which i don't care about. most accounts were like that. i feel always doomed to be an outlier. im not saying im not cringe in my own way, i just don't relate.

i did post art of krizely, and people were always very nice and supportive, which i appreciate a lot. ely/krizely is like a personal confession to me (most art is anyway). which i feel is kind of obvious that it's not necessarily the most happiest art i ever made, lol. sometimes i felt pressured, indirectly, to make more happier art, but it was never something i really felt compelled towards. at its core, it's not something that's a happy story because i am truthfully an unhappy person. whatever.

this is honestly stupid, but it's whatever.

[kiawren]

Hmm thought about some f/o dynamics with s/i, sanji and usopp (yeah I like sanji a bit, but he's still pathetic) a bit cringe probbaly lol I also haven't developed my one piece selfships much at all cuz still watching

sanji and s/i has some weird tense situationship lol lol

(my s/i is a trans man)

S/i: could you stop treating me so nicely, I'm not a woman you know.

And sanji does think of s/i as a man but actually acted nice around them cuz he likes them.. But s/i thinks it's cuz he still sees s/i not sincerely as a man

They kinda hate each other normally but at night sometimes they have moments of tenderness. They kissed once when drunk and promised never again for the longest fucking time, they probably didn't speak at all to each other for like 2 weeks after that.

Sanji sees how s/i genuinely likes usopp and wishes s/i could like sanji like that, be open with him and everything instead of beating around the bush, but then he puts up a meaner act too. One day though s/i tells sanji that he loves usopp but usopp has his eyes on a girl.

Would also be so funny if sanji didnt know s/i was a trans man till like a month later

Sanji is jealous that s/i is so open and comfortable around usopp, who won't even love them wholeheartedly becuz his heart belongs to a girl (that's what sanji and s/i thinks but usopp does reciprocate it), but sanji who does like s/i denies it cuz doesnt know he likes some men + angry that s/i doesn't open up to him so he gives off that same attitude

I feel like I'm 'using' usopp no i genuinely like him and 100x more than that stupid blond white boy sanji 🖕🖕 yeah usopp and s/i have kissed multiple times now their r/s is actually so wholesome

Wren confessing to usopp: –and I know you won't reciprocate but I just had to tell you

Usopp: Huh? What's this about?

Wren: I'm saying I'm in love with you?

Usopp: Huh??? Aren't we dating????

Wren: Huh???? I thought you wouldn't love another

Usopp: i never said that... plus I love you too wren

Wren: really.??so, how long did you think we're been dating???

Usopp: i don't know, six weeks?

Wren: SIX WEEKS

LOL THE

Sanwren WAIT THAT'S ACTYALLY quite a nice ship name

Sanwrenuso "ok if you're not gay why you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling people im your boyfriend" "omg it's satire bro" "that's not what satire is" (that tiktok sound)

[v-anrouge]

self shipping is so odd to me when it’s not other people doing it. Like, that early fandom part of my brain still remembers people calling it cringe when I used to with characters in media.

but then there’s the fact I know that the characters I like wouldn’t even glance at me. There’s Idia, introverted and uninterested, Floyd who’d probably get bored or not even look, and Jade who just wouldn’t care. I feel so so fucking weird doing it

I guess what I want to try and say is that the way you’re so open about loving rook and Vil is admirable. The things you say, even if others might disagree. How the characters would love you and take care of you. your like an inspiration to me, if that makes sense?

-🪐

awww dear this is really sweet :( ill tell you what tho; life is too short for you to be worrying about whether or not you're being cRiNgE like if ur not doing something bad why the fuck should you care about an specially bitter person who dislikes seeing selfships? people have essentially turned being cringe into doing anything you love so you might as well be as cringe as you can and enjoy life to the max because you know what?? if floyd and idia existed i know they'd like you, im not saying this cuz ur my friend but because i genuinely mean it, you match their sense of humor, their hobbies, the way they act and think, you're sweet, caring, loving, understanding, exactly the type of people both of them need in their life. i don't see how you'd be wrong to say that they'd love you in your posts, it's your blog after all, as far as im concerned u can do whatever tf u want w it

[zhongrin]

hii i hope this isn't a bother (n u dont have to answer if its personal/private!!) but ur my favourite selfship blog and i wanted to ask how did u get into selfshipping?? im dipping my toes in bc i just started playing genshin and my love for a certain character hit me like a semitruck,,, but im also so so scared of being 'weird' or 'cringe' ㅠㅠ

ahhhh hello!! you're not a bother at all dw dw ᰔᩚ (this got long so i'll put it under a read more hsdlkfshjd)

firstly, i hope you're having fun so far, dipping your toes into the vast and seemingly scary ocean that is selfshipping! i promise once you submerge yourself in it, you'll find that it's warm and nice and very comfy 😌

i remember i used to not selfship publicly, since it wasn't common to do it back in my days (wow okay grandma /silly), and honestly i don't think i realized i was selfshipping, in a sense? i have countless documents of 'cringeworthy' selfship imagines and shenanigans across all the different fandoms i've hyperfixated on, that never saw the light of the day (and that's okay! i wrote those purely for self-indulgence haha). i've never really talked to anyone about it either because of how uncommon it was, plus, like you, i was afraid i'd be seen as 'weird' or 'cringe'.

i can't really define when exactly it was that i started selfshipping publicly and got comfortable with it? i think over the course of the years of internet development, it just became more and more common, and i just started to naturally post about it across all the blogs i've had. i understand it can feel daunting at first, but personally for me the more i post about it, the more comfortable i get (especially when my friends or you guys support me on that endeavor! i'm always thankful for that ᰔᩚ)

and like. cmon. with the state of the internet these days? there are a billion people who are 'weirder' than you, i can guarantee it. tumblr has that anonymity aspect to it; use it to your advantage! :)

also, this might be slightly out of topic and might not apply for you, but while we should still be aware that it's all fictional, i think for me and some people, selfshipping has genuinely helped with self-love and personal struggles. it forces you to love yourself and look at yourself & your issues from a different perspective, and i think it's a wonderful tool for self-introspection + being more self-aware about yourself. and really, no one has the right to shame or judge you if it helps you and has no rationally negative impact on anyone else!

…. this turned into a ramble hahah but tldr:

be not afraid, be cringe, be free ✨

make friends who selfships and support each other's selfships!

the grass is always weirder on the other side!!

if you're not hurting anyone and it makes you happy, who cares about what people think?

[momo-crome]

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Hello! My name is Momo, but you can call me just about anything that you’d like! I also use she/ he/ they pronouns. I'm a very much beginner artist / writer but hopefully with this site I'll be able to get better. You may not remember following me but that's just because I had previously gone under a different alias b4 so that's proballlly the reason ehehe ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

Oh and before I forget! I feel like it's important for me to state that I am in fact a minor !

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┈❥ Alr so im gonna start off with my art! My art style does change every five seconds but I'm working on it. While I hope to get at least 1-2 pieces posted per week, I am open to any art requests that people give me! Granted, i cannot promise that i will do them since i'm not getting paid BUT i do plan on doing royale high art coms! This post will be updated once I figure out commission prices !!

┈❥along with art, i do in fact dapple into writing every now and again! Not to say that i do it as consistently as my art but i've been trying to do it more. If you're interested in more then check out my ao3 page ! its pretty blank right now but I have ideas for a whole lot of stuff i cant wait to share!

┈❥so something i feel like would be somewha important to say would be interests of mine! As for now i am very into dialtown (especially the au i have started to make for it) so expect a lot of that! Also, I'm a real big fan of breaking bad / better call saul so expect the occasional fanart or two of that! Also can't promise no deltarune content rn whoops-

┈❥ lastly! My inbox / dm’s are always open to everybody! I love making new friends, even though im a bit weird and socially awkward at times eheh

Other info : 

┈❥ i am in fact panromantic and still figuring out my gender at the moment, my pronouns may change so im just putting it out there! May even start to experiment with neos one day ehe

┈❥ i’m currently in between relationships as of writing this -!! but i’m open ;3

┈❥ you can expect me to post about my pets too! I have the worlds stupidest cat nad i love him so yall have to do <3

┈❥ i want to just say rn that i am a Marla Crown fickin ! i also do selfship heavily with callum crown as cringe as that is,, just sayin since i know that there are others on here who are just like this and i wanna be friends w em !! :D 

This is my main oc i use to draw myself with! I do plan on doing a better reference at one point or another but to me its fine rn sooo were sticking with it!

Feel free to ask any questions about em!! If you care anyway- im just itching at the chance to say more hehe

I dont really have any sort of dni !! as long as youre not being an arse to me or any of my mooties then go wild lol! but sadly due to recent events i have had to block certain people who actively support and interact with individuals who dislike me. it isn’t personal but rather i don’t feel safe knowing that fact so please forgive me

important : i don’t care who interacts with my content but if you’re gonna interact with me personally i would prefer you’d be around my age (13-17) ! if you don’t fit into then i won’t really stop you but please keep that in mind!

Although i feel like i should just warn real quickly that i have auDHD and dyslexia so i'm not quite the sharpest tool in the shed! Plus um a few other disorders i suffer with tend to aren't so sigma, mainly BPD n PTSD (i want to add udd)

Thats all for now! Tysm for reading though everything!! Have a good day / night ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

[dungeonbf]

ur so right. coming online & being able to talk about things / people u love is just the best and I love the self ship community in general just bc everyone’s (usually) so happy to support each other’s ships n self inserts and everything! btw i am also glad I decided to give centricide a chance outside of meeting my terrible scum of the earth boyfriend it’s rlly nice talking to u & like rlly understanding ur selfship & who ur with and stuff :) I rlly enjoy our chats! btw I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND i’m like that with jesse & amelia tbh bc I love thinking abt their highs & lows.. like not everything is always smooth, there’s arguments even outside of jesse selling meth there’s mundane things like chores or groceries or just like what tv channel should be on yknow? and there’s comfort in knowing that they’re not 100% always fine bc it makes me feel. honestly a lot more normal. i feel like if I were to think of them always getting along I wldnt be as fulfilled and that’s no offense to selfshippers who only imagine happy scenarios but I love the drama, I love knowing that they can get upset with each other and maybe even hate each other but still care & love for each other when all’s said and done. I think his art is like not stick figure but it’s not the best by any means it’s what some would say.. “cringe”. but he does get like enough likes on his art to feel confident. so that’s good at least lollll he’s so silly. someone comes into his askbox and is like “why do u post about hating gay ppl, I’m pretty sure ur gay like. doesn’t ur crush use he/she prns and stuff???” and he makes a long response post about how he is NOT gay even though he likes. a whole man. and he’s like “pronouns don’t matter for him. she’s fine.” — @boykujou

@boykujou ITS LITERALLY A HIGHLIGHT OF MY TUMBLR EXPERIENCE TALKING TO YOU GUYS (i think i already said that before but it bears repeating) it is so fun and silly and i love learning more about your little guys AND having a shared source, in this case centricide, is so enriching… cuz you know who i’m talking about and i know who you’re talking about, it’s so based and real…

AND YES EXACTLY YOU GET IT!! a little conflict here and there is important to me, like i want my ships to feel realistic and always being happy with each other just isn’t realistic, you know? also i love breaking bad and would love to hear more about you ‘n jesse — does amelia know about him selling meth? what’s her stance on it, if she does know?

IM GIGGLING BTW, NOT CRINGEEE… poor blueman :( do you think he receives hate comments? would you hype up his art? i think he’s really bad with human proportions, so everything is either too long or too small or just … out of place, yk?

[outismm]

THE SONG FOR THE LONGEST TIME BY BILLY JOEL TOTALLY MAKES ME THINK OF YOUR SELF SHIP WITH ROBOTUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im perfectly fine what do you mean. I'm so normal about this. definitely not exploding while listening to it. not at all. Ignore the teakettle noise emanating from my head.

The soft Happy Vibe that it has is giving me. Chest Vibrations. My diaphragm is about to rocket out of my chest and hit a pedestrian. If I had to Distill Willie down into one sound it's Happy Background Singers and Finger Snapping.

Who knows how much further we'll go on Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone I'll take my chances I forgot how nice romance is I haven't been there for the longest time

This part. specifically. is making my brain invert.

Like yes yes yes yes yes arkgkrKGKRKGRGJGKRJK CAR CRASH NOISES SCREAMING SHOUTING

AB falling in love w/ someone who's got a way shorter lifespan,,,,,,,, but him 'taking his chances' bc he loves Willie and it's worth the eventual grief bc he loves him and AAAAAAA

and like. the contrast. Willie worrying that AB will get bored of him but. not letting himself worry bc he loves him so much,, and even if it's temporary

IM SO UNWELL ABOUT THIS. THIS SONG IS SO SOFT AND LOVEY I. <33333333333333333333333333333

I could literally go on for centuries but. <33 EEE THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS SONG REC WITH ME. IM GONNA BE THINKING OF THIS FOREVER AAAAA HAVE THE MOST LOVELY DAY WEEK MONTH YEAR

[cherry-shipping]

everyday i think about my lost selfship animation </3

[everysongineverykey]

Hello you-can-always-come-home,

For the past day or so you have been making your followers cringe with a hypothetical Deltarune MCU adaptation. In front of you is a computer currently displaying your tumblr account. You have 24 hours to write a cringeworthy mcu fandom-esc selfship fanfic with Berdly. Should you fail, your followers will instead fill this fandom ship niche with their own fanfic, almost certainly resulting in something far worse than whatever you could come up with. Will you succumb to the awful awful idea that you have unleashed, or will you finally get a taste of your own medicine? Live or die, the choice is yours.

christ alive. it's done. i really tried to write from the voice of a 13 year old mcu fan back in like 2014 and i really hope it doesn't come off as mocking anyone in particular. anyone who reads this i Promise you this writing style is put on and that i am a better writer than this actually

After the roaring knight turned out to be a personification of the fun gang's insecurities and was defeated by the power of friendship and also Triple Spamvil Neo 5000, the almighty fusion between Spamton and Jevil that had two laser cannon arms instead of one and flossed a lot, the heroes and all their friends decided to live together in Ralsei's castle in Castle town 2.0, a haven for all darkners and Lightners where everyone could live together and be happy since it was made of a different kind of darkness then all the others. Susie and Ralsei were now King and queen (Author's note: can be romantic or platonic depending on what you like best but all im gonna say is i LOVED the scene where he saved her from falling off a cliff and then said "I think you just fell for me" >_<) and Kris was Crown Prince(ss) (Author's note: haven't decided on a gender for Kris yet LOL). They were all roommates and everyone was happy.

Well, except for one person. Berdly, even though he was the reason the gang got out with their lives when he said "It's spammin' time" to summon Triple Spamvil 5000 (a.n: who else LOVED that morbius reference🤣), was still alone, his room in the castle was just a broom closet under the stairs and all he was ever fed was bread crumbs twice a day. Both Susie and Noelle had rejected him even though he was such a nice guy because they said he wasn't their type. Berdly's life in Castle Town 2.0 was TERRIBLE and he wished he had never helped them out at all.

Then one day he met someone who changed his life forever. She was half Darkner, half Lightner due to being born from one of the last Dark fountains to be sealed and her name was (Y/N). She first met Berdly when she was seeing King Ralsei and Queen Susie in the throne room to discuss her new job, the Lightner-Darkner ambassador.

Susie, Ralsei and (Y/N) were walking through the castle halls. "Well (Y/N)" said Ralsei, "I am very glad we got to meet you. It seems like you will be a perfect fit for the job of ambassador."

(Y/N) beamed. "Thank you your majesty. I will do my duty with pride. Being the only Lightner-Darkner hybrid in the world isn't easy, but I know it'll give me a special insight for this job."

Susie yawned loudly. "UGH," she complained, "Ralsei, didja HAVE to drag me along with you to talk to this priss? You know I hate di- di- diplodicus."

"Y-You mean diplomacy." Said Ralsei.

"Ugh, what-EVER," Susie groaned. "If I don't get to break something right now Im gonna explode" She turned suddenly and smashed an expensive vase sitting on a column. (Y/N) and Ralsei jumped back, (Y/N)'s kalidoscope orbs shining with fear.

"S-Susie!" sputtered Ralsei, terrified. "Y-You have to stop breaking vases! They're expensive!"

Susie roared with laughter. "Whatever toothpaste boy. Hey!" She looked around, snapping her fingers. "Where's Nerdly? He'll clean it up for me. Nerdy!"

Berdly came skittering quickly over from around the corner. "Y-Yes your ma-"

He stopped in his tracks, eyes landing on (Y/N). She was beautiful, there was no doubt about it. Her striped whitr-and-black hair humg around her shining skin like a halo, and she wore a gorgeous floor-length gown that glittered with every color of the rainbow.

Forget Noelle, this was the first real angel Berdly had ever seen. He suddenly realized hed been staring too long and cleared his throat blushing

"Uh... yes, your majesty?"

Susie motioned to the mess on the floor. "Clean that up. And don't take so long this time, I don't wanna see your ugly face stilll here in half an hour again."

Berdly looked miserably at the broken mess om the floor. "B-But your majesty, you said I could have a day off today-"

"Berdly" Ralsei said sternly. "Listen to your queen."

Berdly sighed sadly and dropped to the floor, and (Y/N) suddenly felt terrible for this boy who seemed like he just wanted to live a nice life in Castle Town.

"Excuse me," she touched his wing and he froze, blushing, "Don't worry about that. I'll clean it up."

She snapped her delicate fingers and in a second, the shards had disappeared. Leaving the floor clean again.

Berdly blinked in surprise. Susie's eyes narrowed. "Aw, c'mon, wheres the fun in that?! He always does the cleaning here! It's fun to watch him suffer!"

Ralsei tried to intervene, "Susie, please-"

"I don't care if you don't like him," (Y/N) challenged the dragon, stepping closer adversarially. "It's wrong to treat anyone this way. He obviously only wants to be friends with you and you're being very unfair."

Susie, not used to being told she's wrong, glared at (Y/N), smoke flowing out of her nostrils. "I'm Queen here!" she yelled. "I should be able to do what I want! Ugh, i'm gonna need some chalk for this" She stormed off, stomping down the hall. Good riddance, (Y/N) thought, though she was too polite to say it out loud.

Ralsei hurried after Susie meekly. "S-Susie, calm down-" Leaving (Y/N) and Berdly alone in the hall.

Berdly couldn't believe what had just happened. Someone had stood up for him! Someone cares how he feels! No one not even Noelle had ever tried to challenge the way he was treated ever since he moved to Castle Town 2.0 and now this gorgeous girl was leaning down and smiling at him.

"Are you alright?" She asked kindly, holding out her hand for him to take. "I'm sorry that happened. What's your name?"

"B-Berdly," he stammered taking her hand and quickly getting to his feet. "W-Who are you? I've never seen anyone like you before."

She blushed at that, and Berdly's heart skipped a beat. Her orbs turned bright pink, the color of happiness... and love?

"(Y/N)," she said quickly. "I'm the new darkner Lightner ambassador. Please to meet you Berdly!" Her face turned sad all of a sudden. "Do they... all treat you like that?"

Berdly's blue orbs turned dark with sadness as he looked down, muttering "Ever since I moved here. I helped them defeat the Roaring Knight too. And yet even my old friends seem to hate me now..."

"That's so sad!" (Y/N)'s eyes turned a deep blue to show her sorrow. "I'm sorry Berdly. You don't deserve this."

Berdly blushed again, shrugging. "Not much i can do"

Suddenly, (Y/N) reached out and took his hand, something that no one had done in a long time "Well I'm going to do something about it. Mark my words Berdly, no one'll treat you like a slave again as long as I'm here. Now, tell me about yourself."

She took his wing and they set off down the hall, walking and talking and laughing and Berdly could feel that this girl was going to change his life.

fucking. there. chapter one of The Reason I Should Not Have Internet. chapter 2 coming never because i've done enough

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i'm new here but what originally made you like tom???

OOOHHH good question!! im about to go on a LONG ramble so I hope you don't mind 🙈

I discovered E.W around middle school by my classmates, that was 2016. Few months after E.W had officially "ended" until it got revived not too long ago. I'm honestly not too sure, I just felt like I liked Tom more and the fact that he happened to voice one of my favorite YouTubers I thought that was pretty cool too! I actually can't remember WHY but I think it's because he was more funny to me with his sarcasm and his words in contrast to Matt and Edd's overly innocent and happy foolishness

It wasn't instantaneous, he slowly grew on me and especially Sheriff Th.ompson because he was really adorable to me back then!! And combined with fanart, edits and....... wattpadFISJFWJFIWAS13YEARSOLDOKAYLMAO

that's when I'm like, oh heck I think I have a crush on him!! and I low-key selfshipped with him (its actually still jesse!! but she was designed poorly lmaoo)

After a few months of obsessing over him, I moved on (naturally, new fandoms new interest you know the drill) but he still remained my favorite character!

Now timeskip, 5 years. F.N.F (a recent game known for making fan content) is also well known for reviving internet classics and this wasn't limited to E.ddsw.orld! and I'm still enjoying f.n.f at that time and I was like "yeah why not check it out again?" and I did. I loved EVERYTHING about it and seeing Tom as a background character there, made me feel warm because aww that's the guy I used to like! (you idiot you're in love with him again BAHAHAHSHA)

I felt a little nostalgic and I thought yeah why not I doodle him again? I know he'd look so much better now unlike when I last drew him which was 5 years ago (very cringe btw lol) and. and. i. I accidentally fell for MY OWN DRAWING OF HIM I WAS LIKE . OH DEAR YOU LOOK KINDA NEAT OH DEAR OH. and that's when I proudly told my blog hey im in love with the man with no eyes again LETS GOOOOOOO

[kiddphel]

sorry bout my cringe but if fictional character soulmates exist then Szay is without a doubt mine. the damn bastard caught baby Felix’s attention when I was just a preteen and I still have his name written under my bed with hearts around it from when i was like 12 and had a major crush on him. and then for him to come back 11 years later and now he wont leave. not even in a selfship way but this stupid pink anime man has become so important in my life and I can’t get rid of him. 

i love all my f/os but im just so overly devoted to Szay in everything I do. if this is silly then whatever but i sure do care about this anime man so much.

[self-insert-therapy]

My names Sam, welcome to..this !

i cope a lot through daydreaming and a lot of that include self inserts and self shipping so i made a blog for it (im actually very new to the selfshipping and self insert community tbh?) 

!DNI IF CRINGE/FLOP ACCOUNT! 

!DNI IF ANTI AGE REGRESSION! i do reblog and write agere stories

Small warning?: i do sometimes write about and reblog very clearly unhealthy and/or abusive dynamics. a lot of times in a way that my /character/ romanticizes in the story. i do not condone these types of relationships, and im not trying to glorify them. this is how i process my own trauma. i correctly tag everything, block the abuse tw, self harm tw, Stockholm syndrome tw, and angst warning tags if you have to. or unfollow me

!!Any ships with streamers or yters are usually only w their online persona/a character and only with cc's who have said their fine with ships !, Any cc who isn't fine w ships but is fine w fan content is platonic or familial with my self insert(will use tags), and is still only with the character not cc (my self insert is friends/familial and sibling-like with tommyinnit but I don't write anything romantic with him bc he's also a minor don't be gross and not comfortable) if there is a romantic ship w me and a yters character it's only with people who have said they don't care ! Please tell me if I accidentally white about someone who isn't comfortable !!

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