#dude i have to stay up

[wickjump]

insanely in love with fem fresh she’s ljterally my wife all of you leave. kisses her face. mwah mwah mwah. she would call me radical in bed and id be fine with thag

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Tis but a flesh wound!

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[bacchuschucklefuck]

okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

[tekablade-chronicles-3]

behold, a boy and his fairy

[pilkypills]

If Thorin lived Dis would have killed him

[fixing-bad-comic-art]

happy four year birthday to the child I regret the most fondly.

To celebrate I will be driving my follower count down by reblogging my own art. this is an exercise to cull the weak, so the strong may escape it by either surviving naturally or blocking (#bday booster shot)

[baconcolacan]

Oh my god who let this guy in?????

That flag there btw is supposed to be the "Queer" flag. In this AU Tord isn't very keen on labels, but he does know that he's masc and that he likes whoever catches his fancy, regardless of gender. It took him a very VERY long time to accept this.

Edd/Matt/Tom/Tord

Individuals below

Look at this mf in his work/crafting clothes, he has most of the safety gear then WEARS OPEN TOED SHOES AROUND DANGEROUS MATERIALS.

IDIOT

[brw]

Goodbye Krakoa. Stay dead bitch. No more mutant islands.

Can we stop making ethnostates now like can we stop doing that in comics. Can we not keep saying "minorities are safe nowhere but in their own country that doesn't let certain people and also they might not even be safe because Evil People might get jealous and kill them". Ultimately this era has done nothing to explore why ethnostates are bad in any real way. It has done nothing to actually explore how being complicit in the creation of an ethnostate is a Bad Thing. We had some events but we didn't explore anything because we were too scared of making some of our faves look bad. I just actually hate the statements this era has ended up saying and I hate the fact that heroic characters are mourning over the loss of an ethnostate founded by eugenicists. These politics are ugly. And worse yet I see people mourning the loss of the fictional ethnostate like have we all lost our minds.

[gnabnahcsworld]

Y’all Chris is back on bubble acting a damn fool and basically confirmed (again) he’s literally watching us…like sir tf u mean touch grass? You first loser…how can I quench my thirst if every other day ur out here acting up??? Like did u think we forgot??? Ur ass was on bubble (autocorrect keeps changing bubble to bible and ykw they’re right he needs one) JUST YESTERDAY (July 14th to be exact) acting like you have no home training and we’re the once’s who need fresh air? You just told us u were delulu (he was not joking) and we’re the one who need to get it together??? This man does not live in reality at all. WHEN I CATCH YOU CHRISTOPHER!?! I WILL BE BITING CUZ HE WAS NOT JOKING ABT WORKING OUT AGAIN

[kagooleo]

to an aura guardian, island guide, a loyal mentor and protector who remains true 🌊

[brofightiscancelled]

okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?

i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??

he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!

also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 67

Dan is not happy. His limbs are too small, his hands too pudgy and his body too squishy. And his so-called cousins are the same, despite the fact they were all finally going to turn eighteen (again in his case!) literally the next day! 

…

Um, hello strange masked being, back the fuck off! Who are you?! Put him down- actually put all four of them down thank you! Those claws are very big and he’s not worried but seriously, he doesn’t want to deal with this, he wants to go back to how he was! He’s not fucking growing up a third time! 

…

Did you just click at him?! Hell no, he’ll bite you, don’t think he won’t! So what if his powers aren’t working or that he’s now a squishy toddler thing, he’ll still bite your stupid fingers if you make his cousin-siblings scared! 

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Talon is just bemused at the tiny (even smaller than the ones who usually follow it!) talons that appeared in front of it with no warning. Sure they have strange green eyes instead of yellow but they smell like Talons, have claws like talons and fangs like talons, and even sound like talons! Hm… It has even more hatchlings now! 

[yakultii]

help i miss being faceless can u all forget me

[tetzoro]

a little morning hello from mr luffy himself ! happy friday friendz ! a few more hours and we will be at the weekend 🙂‍↕️ what a week it’s been ! i think we all deserve a little treat for getting though it hehe be gentle to yourself today and have a great one <3

[ladyloveandjustice]

Dunmeshi anime: I'm so glad we got to the shapeshifting part I was sure it was going to end on Senshi's part. Would have been more fitting probably,but now we all get blessed with what Chilchuck looks like on the inside and Bishonen Senshi Sailor Moon.