#IM SCREAMING!

[ef-1]

"the french" HELPPP HES A FUCKING COMEDIAN

[variousqueerthings]

Transcribing the AI MASH scene

Hawkeye: Where are they? My shorts!

BJ: Your what?

Hawkeye: My shorts! The ones I wear every time I have important surgery- I, I know you took them!

BJ: I wouldn’t be caught dead in your underwear.

Hawkeye: They’re not just underwear, they’re comfortable and I like wearing them, and they’re missing!

BJ: Ooohhhh you mean your lucky shorts.

Hawkeye: They’re not lucky, I don’t believe in that nonsense!

BJ: Mhm, like the time you insisted on wearing a pair of socks for a week because you won a game of poker in them?

Hawkeye: I am not superstitious, those are just my normal, everyday shorts!

BJ: Riiight! just like the time you made everyone walk backward around the OR to ward off bad luck.

Hawkeye. that was a joke! I can’t believe you’re taking that seriously, I am not superstitious. and those are just my normal, everyday shorts. I wear them because they inspire me, and they remind me of my grandmother!

BJ [laughing]: Your grandmother wore your lucky shorts?

Hawkeye: They remind me of my grandmother because she used to call them her little secret weapon... I’m still not sure what that means. BJ! Stealing someone’s underwear is a serious offense, under the uniform code of military justice!

BJ: Oh, reaaally. The uniform code of military justice protects the possession of underwear?

Hawkeye: Yes, and for good reason! Private property is a fundamental right in our democracy, and that includes undergarments!

BJ: I had no idea it was so important for our nations defence.

Hawkeye: it’s not just about defence! It’s about dignity and the right to personal property! If we don’t respect the sanctity of undergarments, what do we have left?!

BJ: I respect that Hawkeye. And I promise I won’t go digging in anybody’s underwear drawer... without a warrant.

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[deleted scenes: they remind me of my grandmother, because she once bet on a horse that turned out to be a cow, and still managed to make a profit

they remind me of my grandmother, because she once bet on a horse wearing nothing but a pair of men’s briefs]

[insomniaccipher]

I'm so in love with these! They are fucking stunning and look so clean! And just!

I've been handling them like they're glass cause I'm petrified of ruining them or breaking them (if they ever do you'll never hear from me again cause I'll be sobbing in a corner)

These are my first vinyl's ever so I wouldn't mind some advice to make sure they stay *nice*

[fishybehavior]

big and smol >:]

AAAAAAAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I'm screaming, oh I scared the dog sleeping next to me!!!

BUT OH MY GOOODNESSS THEY ARE SO CUTEE IEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!

Thank you for drawing this!! :D

[sheldoney]

💗 ha.

Sheldon & Joker 83%

You look at each other and see the rest of your life in each others eyes. A God given blessing!!

[emjiroki]

I have the greatest best friend in the entire world! Look what she bought me!

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO CRY

[its-arson-time]

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[nat-20s]

Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[burntmaplesyrup]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

[celestialalpacaron]

A pretty much self indulgent Husk Overlord AU where he gambled against Val, Husk wins and in exchange, he keeps his casino and Angel's contract is transferred to Husk ;) Oh yeah and they get RINGS!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

[animebltches]

zoro and sanji being hit by the ‘slow slow beam’ with sanji’s trajectory being straight for zoro’s face NOW KISS AND GET WRECKED

[scorbunny]

matthew lillard doing the iconic ghostface knife wipe like that HAD to be intentional