#IM REALLY FUCKING SALTY
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Arthur “Disaster Bi” Pendragon learning about true loves kiss as a cure like:
Gwaine: For fuck’s sake, he’s not enchanted every time he smiles at someone else, Arthur! He was literally just laughing at my joke!
Arthur, aggressively frenching Merlin on the council room floor: YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL OKAY-
#listen#tell me i’m wrong#gaius’s salty ass is mumbling that he doesn’t remember true loves kiss involving so much tongue#and yelling at merlin to signal if he needs cpr#arthur is like ‘IM ON IT’ and just starts groping merlin’s pec#elyan is watching the drama unfold and living his best life#leon is having poetry lesson ptsd and aggressively folding himself into the fetal position#gwaine is yelling ‘THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU’#while watching in horror as arthur practically unhinges his jaw to better suck merlin’s face#gwaine is now caught between still being miffed and asking arthur how the fuck he does that as it seems HIGHLY applicable for future use#geoffrey is present as a scribe and wondering how much of this meeting really needs to go into the archives#percy is already illustrating it#within like a week all of camelot has a Pavlovian response to merlins smile like ‘oh LAWD he comin 👀’#iconic#just a normal day in camelot#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#bbc merlin
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doing some art style practice with them.....ough they make me ill
gonna write a whole list of hcs for them because GOD im a sucker for romance
#i love to hc mussel is really fucking tall#staghorn panicking in lesbian#stag makes them laugh a lot#im gonna draw them more teehee#stagmussel#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#cookie run fanart#staghorn coral cookie#oyster cookie's envoy#republic sailor cookie 1#salty shark crew
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spent a while earlier digging through some phantom hourglass model/texture files and i am extremely happy to report that linebeck’s mouth textures are slightly lopsided
#it’s really cute#phantom hourglass#linebeck#salty talks#ive never noticed it in game but ofc these textures are higher quality than what you see in game#but it was REALLY good to see that most of his mouth textures were lopsided. his resting :3 is slightly lopsided and its kinda adorable#like two of them (one on his model and one with the bellumbeck model) are reflected(?) but the rest are lopsided from what i can tell#ah now that ive seen it in a vacuum i can spot it on the higher quality model;#i think i never noticed bc his normal idle post has him standing a little lopsided normally#so it makes it easier to think that his mouth texture is reflected#idk if reflected is the right term here. like parallel just mirrored at the middle or smth idk#whatever im really happy abt this discovery its really cute#there was also the texture that i thiiiiiink? was half of a mouth texture but both of the :3 mouths are lopsided#fucking colon-three resting expression. catboy
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people who scream 'dan heng is NOT dan feng whatsoever' yet always tag any dan feng content as 'dan heng'
#im salty#it makes me so mad when people say that dan heng doesnt need to acknowledge anything from his past because he wants to be his own person#but his whole character development IS him trying to understand his past and facing it rather than running away#because he can only move forward as 'dan heng' until he comes to terms with all of this#and it doesn thelp than this whole debate/situation exists in such a grey area#there is no yes/no answer and its SUPPOSED to be muddled but fandom can't wrap its head around it#the animated short was so fucking good and beautiful and i cried like 1000 times but god it killed the fandom's critical thinking skills hf#like. do people now know that the dan feng that dan heng was fighting was based on dan heng's own perception of the man#everything that dh knows about df was literal propaganda fed to him by the preceptors while in the shackling prison#dan heng has NO idea what kind of person dan feng was really#which is why we have his (and jingliu's) companion mission where he willingly looks into df's past#he can't be his own person and move forward until he understands his past. like. c'mon people he literally says that in the animation short#'you may be my past but you will not be my future'#be normal about this post or ill come for your knee caps (will block you)#fool on the astral express
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post apocalypse au where the plot of stranger things doesn't happen but vecna still tears the world open and brings the upside down right side up. and the scattered people who managed to survive the initial earthquakes and power outages and complete breakdown of society have to contend not only with creatures from the upside down trying to eat them, but also with what the bleeding of an alternate dimension into their reality is doing to their bodies
people with prolonged exposure to larger tears seem to be slowly changed into something else, like some radioactivity from the dimension is mutating them. people grow claws, or leathery wings, or their face peels open, or they turn into unrecognisable piles of eldritch goo. there's vampires, were-demogorgons, flayed, weird ghosts, and the number of super powered people like el was in the show skyrockets
other people who manage avoid this fate shun those that fell to it. and to an extent it's reasonable, some people who get changed in this way completely lose their humanity, like the flayed, and while others retain it it probably doesn't seem that way when a vampire-like person needs human blood to survive. but a lot of people are just as terrified of the changes happening to them as other people are, and while they may not be harmless, they'd much rather use their new biological advantages to keep people safe
despite this, people that have been 'corroded' by the upside down are ostracised, feared, sometimes outright hunted by regular humans. so sometimes, they band together. form their own little apocalypse groups
eddie is in one of those groups. he wouldn't say he's the leader, bc they don't really have a hierarchical structure and eddie likes to think he's managed to maintain his anarchic ideals even in the face of the apocalypse. but he is the oldest, and the most scary looking (if not the most actually dangerous), so the combination of everyone being younger and his ability to scare off corroded-hunters that come looking for them means everyone else kind of follows his lead
so no one really questions when he comes back to camp one day holding two passed out humans. a mole-dotted man and a freckled woman, probably about eddie's age, who were injured and had crawled into a ruin building to die. and like. what was eddie supposed to do, leave them there??? no, gareth, it has nothing to do with how pretty the guy is. no, eddie doesn't know how they'll react when they wake up in the middle of a corroded camp, they'll cross that bridge when they get there. el says she senses that they're good people, so clearly everything will be fine actually!!!!!
#feel free to write this i feel like it requires a story beyond my scope of capabilities but i really love this idea#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#i haven't decided who i want to be corroded in this au and what their corrosions are#i think eddie's some eldritch looking fuck tho#i feel like dustin is part of the pack but he's not actually corroded and frankly he's a little salty about it#like maybe all the kids joined together bc they were all corroded and it somehow just missed him#and he's constantly trying to do science about them bc 'SOMEONE has to this is scientifically fascinating!!'#and eddie's like kid if i catch you taking notes while im eating ONE MORE TIME i swear to god i'll become a stereotype#also i came up with the word corroded bc i think it encompassed the body horror element i wanted more than 'mutated' did#and then i realised the corroded coffin pun and i was like. oh my god. im a genius.#also if it wasn't clear the humans are stobin#not to be separated even in cases of apocalypse and possible death#they realised they were bleeding too much and were probably gonna die and were like#at the same time huh? checks out. let's go find a hole
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considering how fnaf was based off of chuck e cheese, them doing this sly 'fnaf but not legally fnaf' cash grab just proves my point of how spot on scott cawthon was with making fazbear entertainment a shitty company. CEC Entertainment really is that bad
#theyre really profiting off of the fnaf movie when they LITERALLY GOT RID OF ALL THEIR ANIMATRONICS???#COME ON#do they really need money THAT badly?#and as someone who worked at chuck e cheese for a long ass time#trust me its really bad#cockroaches fucking everywhere#throwup soaked into the carpet#everything is dirty and nasty as fuck because they dont hire enough people to clean everything#has violated several osha rules#all their stuff is cheaply made but overpriced to hell and back#treats their staff horribly (at least at the one i worked at)#getting paid for one job but having to do literally e v e r y t h i n g (in my case)#always understaffed and overworked#the pizza isnt reused tho its actually fresh as fuck#overall terrible place#ESPECIALLY if youre working there#which is why i dont regret stealing over $200 worth of prizes from the prize counter throughout my time there#im still salty about this almost a year later#fnaf#chuck e cheese
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#to be a little salty over dsmp lore in the year 2024:#i only really trust manifolders and og cjack fans to actually do this lore the justice it deserves#already im seein ppl make it only about tommy and tubbo and not even acknowledgin jack... just like the bad old days iguess#like this was why i still know all the ppl who were constantly in the tag & stuff. we had to stick together because everyone else+#mischaracterized our guy to hell and back (< lemons fic reference?? lol lmao thats my most underrated one tbh)#like first of all also give cc jack his flowers for actually loggin onto the server in the first place?? inciting incident much?????#secondly if you MUST make it about ctommy at the very least acknowledge the complex relationship bitterduo had#(oh wait u guys werent actually paying attention and just painted cjack as a villain and bully.... whoops i forgor... lol. lmao even.)#< like i said still salty. dont take me serious discoursin i dont give a fuck what you do!! but god.#this is jsut a tag ramble for the cjm fans tbh ik nobody else is readin this shit lmao#citric complaints#< my vent tag for future reference. i dont rlly use it much
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range of motion is so so important for diagnosing muscle pain because that motion you can't do anymore? is because something is too tight, and that tightness prevents the muscle from lengthening fully
this is something even physiotherapists know, unless you're hypermobile, in which they shrug and say "but you have full range of motion sorry champ" because your limited range of motion is just everyone else's normal
so unfortunately if you're hypermobile you basically have to just figure it out for yourself, which is why I'm writing these posts in the first place
#pay attention to motions you can no longer do even if it not necessarily painful#really though they basically wouldn't treat me because i present with full range of motion for a normal person#which is garbage because hypermobility means you can push your body into even more extreme postures to compensate for pain#putting us even more at risk of muscle onjury#im not salty youre salty#thank god my doctor gives a fuck lmao
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LU fandom go a day without calling Legend "salty" for literally just existing / having valid concerns challenge ; Impossible
#the rainbow twinks#rainbow ramblings#moon sun + legend#im burning this place to the fucking ground#sorry but im actually really sick of it. lil mans just existing the fuck#legend; hey dont touch my stuff cuz some of its cursed#some of yall ; LOL how salty of him!! imagine getting salty about people touching the Cursed Things You Specifically Told Them Not To Touch
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Fully caught up on the manga (minus spoilers for the last chapter) and..... Ya know what maybe I am a villain stan because I just.... Don't trust that anything really changes in society. Everyone outside of heroes, when given speaking parts, seems to indicate that they'll step in or do something in order to protect themselves - not out of any sense of responsibility or community, but to safeguard their lives in case the other person ends up a villain. Or maybe I'm just pessimistic? But we've seen irl time and again that this ending attitude doesn't work. Doesn't have change. Certainly not long lasting change. I really really wanted to finish the series still liking Deku but throughout the fight, every cut back to someone other than Deku, talking about his heart and how good he was and how much he was doing to fight for the person - and the cut back is just "punch". He never responded to Shigaraki's words. He never engaged with the man himself. And at the end of the day, I feel more trust in Uraraka. More trust that she'll actually work on saving people's hearts. And she's back in construction work like her parents. And of course the camera dies and no one sees Toga's heart. Because how dare anyone think a villain could be a person (paraphrased that one interview guy).
I really really wanted to end this manga happy with it. I'm not stupid enough to conflate the reality of the story with fandom. I'm not. I really wanted to enjoy it for what it is. But when they directly ask "how do we fix villains being made" the answer is "you don't. We can't" and ???? That's supposed to be what the manga was working towards this whole time? I - .....
#the bee talks#idk. maybe im just too damaged to fit in society anymore myself. ha.... fuck.#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#i think deku still has a lot of growing up to do. i know blah blah his innocence is ruined and he's irrevocably changed but.#.... i think its more that we see other characters understand more than deku has. horikoshi can write it. he just.... didnt for the guy#we're supposed to have placed our hope and trust in.#mha#bnha#like i feel sick to my stomach because this is devasting but also guilty bc i wanted to like it i was hopeful.#i mean!!!! I STILL LIKE THE ENDING. IM GOOD WITH IT!! i just dont like how the underlying themes were finished.#im not even salty about the villains dying- i feel like being alive wouldve always left a way for horikoshi to be pressured to return to mha#like.... story plot wise im good with it! its just that the last few chapters are supposed to be feel good wrap up and im.... empty.#if i was the same person i was when i first started mha and even up until a few years ago i wouldve really really liked it all.#haaa... maybe I'm just too jaded. sorry yall i really tried my best and I'll enjoy whatever the last chapter holds! i will! i just...#need some time to emotionally remove myself from it i guess. (massive props to Horikoshi for making me care about all of the characters)
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So obsessed with when a Nintendo game releases and the fans just go “nah…… I could do it better” and make some of the greatest aus known to mankind
#owl hoots#nintendo#this is specifically about:#totk#pkmn sv#the indigo disk#(teal mask doesn’t really have that issue)#splatoon 3#side order#don’t get me wrong I genuinely love all of these games#It’s just that the stories (which had AMAZING POTENTIAL) all fell flat- especially at the end#It’s been three months and I’m still so fucking salty that Terapagos was so underutilized#Granted I haven’t actually watched horizons yet so I’m hoping it had more lore revealed in that?#Idk for side order and indigo disk especially there was so much hype (wave 2 dlc moment) and logical theorizing about certain elements#and it just never happened#(IM SO MAD THAT THERE WAS NO NUCLEAR WASTE IMAGERY IN SIDE ORDER THE REVEAL TRAILER HAD SO MUCH HYPE FOR IT AND FOR WHAT)#lol rant over. things don’t need to be good to like them. I love them all (it’s okay if you don’t tho)
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i think elden ring will always be my favorite game in terms of environment. every area is so impressive, even the copy-paste stuff manages to be impressive with atmosphere, and the amount of just. stunning-looking locations is wild especially with how natural even the most amazing looking shot you can find is.
just the fact that you unavoidably see this when you walk into leyndell is incredible. one of my favorite environment views in all of the games ive ever played
#you can walk on the dragon. you can find your way through the city and climb up onto the dragon to reach other areas#i love this. it doesnt just look fucking cool but its a tangible part of the world and you can go and interact with it#elden ring#salty talks#i just. the music paired with the masterful fucking angle you get of this when you enter leyndell proper.#its so cool im so obsessed with this i wonder was it was like when they got this right in development#this game is so visually incredible even the nasty ass fungal infected diseased caelid is really pretty#like???? i need to know how that shit happened. this is the biggest like. man i need to know what caused this.#idk if the screenshot is all that great i spent a while playing with the angle and where my character was standing#i dont think i couldve gotten my character out of frame and i wanted the walls on either side#to kinda show how you see this while leaving through a hallway. you literally cant miss this if you go in leyndell the normal way#i found the warp chest you can only see the top of the dragon's wing from where the warp chest puts you#anyways seeing this for the first time practically had me frothing at the mouth the environment design in this game fucks.#even the poison swamps
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It still boggles my mind and I still wonder why, how and when Danmy x Vlad became a thing?????
Who had the brilliant idea to ship them???? I mean, I know fandoms had/has fucked up ships but this one is way too popular
Maybe not anymore but even when I search badger cereal IT SHOWS UP
That man is the same age as his father, Danny is 14 when they meet, the whole shtick is that Vlad wants to be his dad, not his daddy
Wtf is wrong with some people 😭😭😭
And I knew of this for years since I've had access to the Internet, I just ignored it, but now that I'm actively looking for danny and vlad content I can't escape it and I'm plagued by this ship everywhere I go ☹
#salty rants#danny phantom#also im genuine with my first question#i really want to know how when where and why this ship came to be#and how it became so fucking popular 😭😭😭
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the biggest thing about X6 is not that he doesn't think of himself as human (though he doesn't, and according to some it's correct) BUT that he doesn't see himself as a Person
#searching through the X6-88 tag on tumblr has not brought me joy#also. 1 thing about is that i hate hate hate the (i think) canon blue eyes he has. like. for fucking what#1st i saw them on tumblr and thought 'well thats stupid. whyd you give him blue eyes? so hed look special? thats weird. at least its uncanon#also. on god. i saw some post headcanoning the companions' appearances and it was p cool UNTIL they got to x6#and they gave him grey 'almost white' eyes for literally no reason. like if you want to go with the scary factor theres so many ways for it#but no. some people think that blue/grey eyes are sooo special. and for what#<- i have brown eyes but im not just being salty. it really sucks. i dont wanna be the one to call fandom racism but it does smell like it!#also like. i didnt want to go on a stupid tirade about racism in the tags again but the way fandom treats x6 AND preston is just upsetting#other people have made some very good points about it and im not going to repeat them here (also noones gonna read this)#but like... theres 3 'main' black characters that i remember: preston garvey (whom the stron majority of the fandom hates/disliked)#x6-88 (basically the players slave? also hated for being mean and unfeeling (which is justified imo). no quest no freedom no nothing)#and gloria (who i havent met in game but ive heard some actual criticisms of (like. the way shes treated ingame) and noone else talks about)#if theres any other Named and Important characters. sorry but i literally do not remember them#coming back to x6 being justified in being unemotional/mean. he was literally raised this way. he doesnt consider himself to be a person#being he was made that way. he is a Thing and hes meant for one job and hes made to inspire fear#and hes not supposed to have emotions so he just. doesnt. if he does he cant express them anyways#1 if fallout4 was a better written game (or 2 if x6 was white) i think thered be SO much fanfiction about him. the possibilities are endless#i have something brewing in the back of my head. i might start writing even though i suck and its going to be bad#ANYWAYS. general fandom thought on x6 are WRONG and im being a HATER. fuck everyone who doesn't like x6. if you dont like x6 get off tumblr#especially if you like gage but not x6. leave fr#i just woke up wtf am i doingggg
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Remember how tumblr was full of tips and advice for texas snowstorms and uk and canada heatwaves
And even uk flooding
I remember
#bit of a salty post cant help it rn#ill probably delete this in the morning#but damn it feels weird to not see a single flood preparation and handling post right now. people have already died you know#im cut off from like. everyone who's not in my city. and my city has not been hit yet#if anything happens and the retention lake or whatever its called does not hold enough water?#ill be stuck all alone cuz my roommates are all still home for vacation and my bf lives away#and guess what! the access road to his town has been closed#so im just gonna go to work and pray to non-existent gods that the rivers don't overflow here.#and even if they do im gonna be alone#... we were going to go to prague this week. my only real vacation this year. and now it's just. lost money#feels really weird to be so alone. and there's not even that bit of sympathy online i saw for others#i have to buy water and some food in the morning. store opens in 2 hours. might as well stay up#or else ill wake up at 11 and nothing will be left. fuck
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i wish there was a way to filter all amatonormative bullshit off my dash
#“super mega ultra serious question are you someone's favourite person” i dont fucking care can we leave this shit to the allos jfc#sorry for being a hater on main lol but this is my blog and its past 10 and i feel like being bitchy so. whatever#im 100% projecting because im tired of people in my life having this mentality#also having an exclusive favourite person is not for everyone. speaking from experience it can get really unhealthy#and i know so many people who think they're expendable and worthless because theyre not anybody's number 1#ok whatever ignore this im just being silly and a hater because i had to talk to my ex exclusive favourite person today and im salty#aro stuff#vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com#there's nothing wrong with that post you can ask and want whatever the fuck you want to and i can be annoyed by it
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