#IM NOT LIKE THIS I SWEARRRRR
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i have such a funny love-hate relationship with foo.ls gold because like. the way he's designed is so ... like you KNOW he was meant to get the fanbase racking their brains off on how attractive he is for a HUNTER (i HATE falling for that but ... look at me like back at november /j) i still like him because he's technically still nort.on but the way he gets characterized as a hunter - is much of like... a smug bitch....... and if you know me with chi.lde then you know i'd want to bully him /lh everytime i see him its like "ugh its him .... hi btw" LMAO
im very emotionally invested in nort.on as a survivor because i truly empathize with him but when i see fg its like OHHH this self righteous bitch okkkk okkkkkkkkk (sprays him with windex)
#ALSO THE WAY THE FG TRAILER PORTRAYS IT- DOUBT ITS CANON BUT#THEY MADE IT SEEM LIKE HE EXPLODED THE MINES AND DIED AND BECAME A HUNTER AND HAS NO REMORSE FOR WHAT HE DID NAAAAAWWW THATS NOT IT FOR MEE#its like all the concern i had for him went down the drain because hes laughing now ASKLDKLDALDKLFSS#I AM NOT SAYING I HATE HIM I STILL LIKE HIM but not as much as his survivor counterpart (i mean duh thats how i liked him teehee)#~ rambling#i think thats kinda why i dont rb fg so much? i dont want anyone here thinking that im that down for fg ASDKJLFJSFS#tho. i rb it on my rb blog instead soooo (whistles)#“not that that down for fg” also me (LITERALLY STOPPED BEING COOPERATIVE WHEN HE APPEARED IN GAME IN A MATCH)#IM NOT LIKE THIS I SWEARRRRR
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I was supposed to do my internship in the existential humanism theory field but my course's coordinator simply won't contact me even after my multiple attempts. My professor yelled at me today bc she wants me there IMMEDIATELY but THE COORDINATION HATES ME I GUESS.
#im so nervous#i like systems psychology but i like humanism more....#psychology#nonsims#non sims#i would die and kill for humanism i swearrrrr#ughhhh
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Someone just asked me what do I see in Hanakou and I don't know how to tell them I just. Made things up
#op rambles#IM WORKING ON EXPLAINING ACTUAL REASONS BUT ITLL TAKE A WHILE#I GOT REAL REASONS I SWEARRRRR#If someone wants to help me out that'll be greatly appreciated#Leave a comment below or something#oh my god I sound like a YouTuber#hanakou#kouhana#hanakou nation
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I got distracted and drew a twitter meme of Mikey 2012 :)
Also I think every Mikey deserves a Klunk, and while I LOVE I.C.K, she just doesn’t fill that void for me :( so I have taken it upon myself to give 12’ Mikey another kitty - Klunk obviously. Also 12 Klunk and I.C.K are besties <3
TRUST I DONT HATE HER I JUST THINK THERE SHOULVE BEEN A KLUNK TOOO!!!’
#tmnt 2012#tmnt#tmnt mikey#tmnt mikey 2012#ice cream kitty#tmnt klunk#i feel like ppl are gonna think im hating on ick#IM NOT I SWEARRRRR#I just think Mikey deserves a Klunk#also ick is powerful she beat rat kings ass#ANYWAYS
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everytime a hozier song / cover goes viral on tiktok an angel doesn't lose its wings, an angel gets shot to death.
#hozier#like im not one the gatekeep but i saw a bitch call my MAN boring like...?#and its the fact that he's well known for his popular songs but watch a bitch crumple if she heard anything outside of Hozier (the album)#like when i saw him live the crowd was SILENT minus when he sang jackie & wilson too sweet take me to church and work song likeee#guys i swearrrrr he has bangers and PLAYED bangersssss#tiktok
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i want to talk about leda sooo much but i keep remembering that doing so means i have to own up to the fact that i not only made her survive the literal astronomican soul sucking process on terra via implied divine providence but also admit that During the soul sucking she had a god-emperor-bass-boosted supervision of like 45% of the plot of rogue trader and also a good chunk of dark age of technology history as well so now she literally thinks shes the honest to god blue check verified iconoclast prophet of big E himself
#oc: leda#I FEEL LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ALIVE GUYS I SWEARRRRR MY BACKSTORIES ARE NOT NORMALLY#THIS MAIN-CHARACTER SYNDROME. but also idk why i feel so bad like its a fictional story and a Fake character so#whatever. who cares. im having fun and if she was a man nobody would care. NGMDMFJFJ#TO CLARIFY — she survived the astronomican soul sucking because the machine spirits around her pod/coffin#malfunctioned and stopped working about 25 minutes in (felt like 100 years but yknow)#so like its open to the possibility of just being a coincidence but given leda also worships the omnissiah#she took this as a sign that both the emperor and the omnissiah love her soooo much and think shes so hot and cool#and allowed her to experience a divine vision and tasked her on a mission to lead humanity on the correct path#to be clear— getting your soul sucked by the god emperor of humanity would make you Insane so#yknow. i do think she has lost her mind by this stage even tho outwardly she recovers as best as one can#but like. yeah. it COULD have been a divine imperative from god but it was more likely shes just coping with the trauma#and also deeply prideful and full of hubris. lol. BUT MAYBE SHES RIGHT. IM CERTAINLY PLAYING HER ARC LIKE SHE IS#and i think its so funny that shes like God tasked me to bring peace and love to the galaxy and i will even if i have to kill#every creature in the galaxy to do it 😍 NGNDNFKDKMF#ITS ALSO FUNNY BC SHES NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A PSYKER FNDNDMJGND SHE FAILED THE TESTS ON TERRA FOR A REASON 😭
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I'm so freaking tempted to make an ultrakill oc that's basically the apostate of heartbreak (the idea is from a quiz about "what apostate of something something are you?" Idk the name)
#yall#what id#what if#what if im going insane????/gen/sil#the mf violent video game brainrot is getting to me#HALDOGSSLDLA#HALP#somebody sedate me#pls#actually#LIKE#BRO HAD A PORCELAIN MASK#THATS ALL I HAVE SO FAR#LEMME COOK#WAIT NO#GET ME OUT OF THE DAMN KITCHENNNNNN. AHDHFJSNWLSJEKD#SEND ME TO A THERAPIST#HZOAKDBEKDJFHEODJEBFOSMFBWD#i am totally alright mentally#totally#i swear#*epic boom*#*epic fail*#c10wn's yapping#c10wn 3am spotted real not clickbair i swearrrrr#its not 3 am#its barely 9 pm
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Day 136 | id in alt
Passionate about heian era vs passionate about shutting annoying people(Sukuna) up.
(Sukuna never shows up when Kugisaki exists nearby.)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#im not tagging sukuna bc i dont want to tbh#the way i interpret Sukuna speaking through Itadori like through the mouths is like#Sukuna borrows flesh from Itadori like bone n shit#so it actively harms Itadori but in a sukuna way#*uses the plates of Itadori's cranium for teeth*#because sukuna would do that#also i was festering over Kugisaki again as per usual and thinking about how she created her own orbit around herself#she abandoned a role she was given to stand in the middle and look at the people surrounding her#ISTGGGGGG I WILL SCREAM#YOU CANT SEE ITADORI WEEPING BC OF THE ALT TEXT BUT I SWEARRRR ITS THERE I SWEARRRRR
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as is righteous and just 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 top 0.001% of listeners for silhouette of catastrophe btw
#guys im super mega giga sane i swearrrrr 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#732 streams and not even a single one wasted when its for my one and only beloved 😌😌#🥰🥰🥰🥰🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋💕💕💕💕😌😌😌😌#kinda wish i could know the amount for wrath of monoceros caeli too. what a certified brainrot classic this is like#3rd year in the top 5 😭😭😭 previous rankings being top 1 once top 3 once#and yes this 100% counts as#narwhalposting#💀💀💀💀💀💀#rambles
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I love the miserable hell that is Jo’s life I love him
god same i cant wait to see how it possibly gets worse this weekend
#snap chats#I NEED THE GAME IN MY HANDS NEOW#ALSO WHERE IS MY PROFESSOR ITS BEEN LIKE TEN MINUTES#five more and im leaving i swearrrrr.....
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ohhhh i think im gonna lose my job
#im such a fuckin idiot#i stg my shift started art 4:30#i go to check the app and it says my shift started at 12????? HUH????#i swearrrrr dude i specifically saw 4:30 - 9:30 on my time schedule#i didnt realize til i checked my app to make sure i didnt leave too early#and at that point my shift was nearly done#ohhhhh boy#i mean i technically have sick/emergency time saved up in case but it looks REALLY BADDDDDDDD#MAN#i also technically have an excuse if anything (my aunt died like a day ago) but jesus man
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good lord there are some people on bruinsblr & lb nation that need to chill tf out. like being a bitch is an active choice and you are actively making it 🔥🔥
#not naming names#but i swearrrrr to godddddd#grown ass adult acting like that#embarrassing!#im gonna shank u bitch 😘#i love the rest of yall tho mwah#meow#bruins lb
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that worst character bracket is teaching me that people????? hate????? starlight glimmer???? so much??????????? god forbid a horse girl do anything my word??????
#people hate her for being a villain that was turned good..........shut the fuck up discord dickrider i swearrrrr you dorks only hate her#because shes not a quirky silly demon goat and is just a regular horse. i bet yall think she's op too just because she went toe to toe#with twilight. like SORRY? whose fault is that lol??? shes a villain shes supposed to serve as a threat??? ur mad cuz she good at her job??#im soooo baffled by this...discovery
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told a friend that its likely that ill have to move out in give or take 9 months and ill have to live in my (thus far non-existent) car and she said that until i have a house or apartment i shouldn't do drugs. BITCH I KNOW
#feeling like doechii 'im not an addict' but im literally not#do i rlly seem like the type to be homeless and then on top of that decide to abuse drugs? is that the impression i give?#if were talking responsibility levels im more responsibile than her she's used drugs more than i have#and yet!#i dont fw that shit i swearrrrr 😭
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having really mild symptoms from hypermobility is so fucking annoying. yeah most of the time my pain is a solid 1-2 and then every few months i cant do anything for a couple days lest my bones fall out of my body
#rambletron10000#personaltron10000#god had to nerf me cause im too beautiful#I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH MY DUMB FUCK BODY#^^^^^ joint pain combined with sudden and unexplainable dizziness is a BITCH#especially when doctors are useless.......#when do i get my male privilege from passing ab 50% of the time im so bored of experiencing medical misogyny (<- joke)#because GOD i am so tired of being told it might just be anxiety or hormones I SWEARRRRR#SOMEBODY SAVE ME 😭😭😭#k rant over. stay faggy my friends#not tagging it will find the audience it is for if god wills it#<- lol why do i talk like that. im an atheist
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i was reading your birthday boy one shot and you totally called harry being bald at 30 lol i had a good laugh at that
hahah i think i wrote that when people on tiktok were convinced he wears a wig bc deuxmoi told them so and i wanted to poke fun at that and then he went and actually shaved his head. if only i could use my psychic powers for good or for money lol
#also thank u for reading that one !!! the little engine that could#still blows my mind that people are out here reading and enjoying my writing like what#im trying to write more i swearrrrr#was so much easier last year
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