#IM GONNA BE SO MAD

[bunnymedley]

everybody say good luck with your blood test today bunny we hope ur not dying

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: *concerned* "Is something wrong?"

Wednesday: *whispers* "I must confide in you, I have never felt such feelings before as I do for you. It worries me..."

Enid: *has a big, sympathetic smile* "That makes me so happy"

Wednesday: "And everyone says I display psychopathic tendencies"

[infraredss]

butch lesbians in the tags of my post about wanting to make out with other butch lesbians r like "yess" "lets make out" but WHERE ARE YOU GUYS. i get im not being specifically adressed with these tags but still. I would like to know where all the butch lesbians are and if I could maybe help with this epidemic of butches who want to be made out with. havent seen other butches irl in so long </3

[thisusedtobeafanpage]

spn s15 e03 spoilers

If rowena dies doing this I will personally jump into the show and hunt down Chuck myself.

they can't kill the most iconic woman in the show. PLEASE.

[casual-eumetazoa]

complained to my psychiatrist that some of my meds are making it harder to focus and she started asking me questions about my functioning before I started any meds. well long story short, now I'm getting evaluated for ADHD,,,

[veloursdor]

WAIT what’s the stupid scene that’s rumored😳

oh there's a rumour that Ahsoka is gonna face Anakin on Mustafar while Obi-Wan lies dead on the floor... im gonna be so mad if that's true

[eggthew]

do NOT let this be the return of nightly anxiety attacks I swear to god 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[pwesident]

physically felt the tissue of my neck jolt when i cracked it. um

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[kitskiis]

He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

[sonicrainicorn]

deadass dreamed up an entire sanders sides video despite not watching sanders sides in years

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[autosadist]

i don't talk too much about how trans women get treated in original posts because im not a trans woman and plenty of trans women on this site are sharing insights that i can just reblog but also sometimes i see other trans dudes talk about trans women in ways that make me want to step in 1 on 1 like "hey man, do you remember what it feels like to be a girl getting treated like a piece of meat by some guy you don't know then dismissed for standing up for yourself. because you're that guy now"

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

personal happiness or what the fuck ever

bonus:

[skruttet]

little my connecting the dots