#IF YOURE A VEGAN IM SORRY

[deepseasmetro]

so, here's the thing: eating meat in 2024 is just… embarrassing. like, i’m sorry, but it is. i get that some of you are super attached to your steaks or whatever, but can we stop pretending it’s some kind of heroic act? “oh, but humans have always eaten meat!” okay, and humans used to do a lot of things we’ve learned to stop doing. maybe it's time to evolve a little?

the whole "but i need protein" excuse is tired. it’s literally the same energy as people who insist on using outdated tech because they’re "purists." we have plant proteins, legumes, nuts, and, i don’t know, a little thing called science that’s made it easier than ever to get all your nutrients without, you know, killing animals. but sure, keep acting like you’re the pinnacle of health because you eat a burger.

and let’s talk about the environmental impact for a second. factory farming is a nightmare. it’s one of the biggest contributors to climate change, deforestation, and water pollution. if you’re still choosing to eat meat, you’re literally saying, “yeah, i know it’s destroying the planet, but i just really like bacon, okay?” that’s not just lazy—it’s selfish.

like, i hate to be blunt, but if you’re still eating meat, you’re just a bad person. there’s no excuse for it anymore. we have all the info, all the resources, all the alternatives, and yet you’re still choosing to support an industry that causes immense suffering, pollutes the planet, and wastes resources. it’s not ignorance at this point; it’s a choice, and it’s a bad one.

(written with chatgpt (^_−)☆)

[messrsrarchives]

i try not to be annoying but last year my kitchen stuff was used by another flatmate without telling me and i got really sick (reckon it was the plastic cutting boards init)

so i told everyone this year "oh pls don't use my stuff!! i haven't had meat and dairy in years and i get really sick from it" (plus just ew shared utensils gives me the ick) which i know might be annoying but we did GET move in packs with the flat, yall have your own.

WHERE DID ALL MY THINGS GO!? GONE.

but i've now learnt this week that if i say "contamination allergies" instead? all my stuff is fine.

which is probably a very minor thing to complain about but :((( guys :(((

[snekdood]

bitches be like. i hate vegans so much that i’ve decided i like killing animals and its fine and i dont feel bad and animals dont have feelings and its fine and im cool subversive and different and edgy and like to post fucked up stuff to make vegans uncomfortable bc im just so cool

[icebrooding]

just. transparant Trahearnes in Interesting Poses

[boyjoan]

attention!

[nebulaofchaosandwoe]

i saw in your intro post you’re vegan? how so? this is me being genuinely curious because you said not in the way we think

im vegetarian btw 💪 i dont think i’d ever be able to be fully vegan but i might try!

hiii thanks for asking!! i get sooo excited when someone asks me that sdflkisfhg tysm :D

so yess i am! technically i follow the description of "what a vegan is". like i don't consume anything that is or belongs to an animal, but i usually say that because of the political part. there are many "divisions" (idk if there's a proper name to it?) inside the vegan movement, such as the pragmatic one and the popular one! i'm not sure of the translations of those though, that's how we call them in portuguese.

i'm not getting into the pragmatic/strategic one bc i'm not part of it and i also don't wanna say anything that isn't true. now the popular/political/idealistic movement (my beloved <3) defends that veganism must be a fight that includes everyone and every other fight, since anti-speciesism should defend both non-human and human animals. it says that veganism cannot go on and change the world for the better if it isn't against capitalism, racism, misoginy, ableism, queerphobia and everything else.

oh and one of the most important things in this group is that veganism must be an accessible way of living for everyone. it defends local producers, familiar agriculture. real food and not ultra-processed stuff that cause so much harm to this world and to people themselves.

all the materials i know about this are in portuguese, but i believe that it's possible to translate the pages

this one talks about the pragmatic 'right wing' one: https://veganagente.com.br/veganismo-liberal/

and this one is for the political: https://veganagente.com.br/veganismo-popular-politico/

im so sorry, this is way too long aaaaa no one ever asks me to talk about it

and a vegetarian mutual??? i couldn't be happier fjstgjjdg i believe in your potential, i also thought i couldn't but after doing way too much research i found out veganism is actually a pretty easy thingy! my biggest trouble nowadays is dealing with people tbh haha

i prob wasn't clear at all here, but if you have any questions I'll be more than happy to help! :3

[ooglywooglies]

youtube video told me that stardew valley almost had butchering but ape cut it and the BUG MEAT STEAK SPRITE WAS A REPURPOSED RAW MEAT STEAK from like idk probably a cow or something and the tuber goes "it got repurposed into bug meat which is a lot more humane" LITERALLY HOW THAT BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE im actually pissed off how is killing a bunch of bugs and squishing their body parts together into a steak more humane than carving a chunk of muscle off a dead cow

[demonic-shadowlucifer]

anti-vegans who comment hate on vegan recipes/posts are just as annoying as vegans who comment rude shit on posts featuring meat. pass it on.

[dirtnote]

weirdly specific asks: 2, 3, 7, 14 (because we love reminding folks to drink water), 19, 25, 28, 30 (Would you ever choose to be immortal, why/not?)

2: thoughts on veganism? i have had thoughts on veganism but my ultimate position is that it's not rlly my business BUT i do think it's something that can only really exist in a world that had an industrial revolution. but also sort of exists as a reaction to it as far as meat products go? it's ironic when people want to go deep with it and claim it's The Way To Be when biologically we are omnivores and therefore need to be very specific with our diets, using grocery store shelf options, if we want to cut out animal byproduct altogether. like i don't think you can be vegan living ~off the grid~ or in literally any survival situation lol. on the other hand a lot of people are vegan because it's the moral thing to be, as far as consumption habits go. you could argue that if you want to consume morally... well you really can't! ALBEIT in this case the focus is on animal cruelty in an industrial context, rather than a goal towards Overall "moral" consumption under capitalism and btw i'm not like, 'critical' of veganism (nor should anyone be because who give a shit. truly. it's just a personal dietary choice) there's just aspects of irony to the mostly fringe internet vegans i'm referring to. and people who attempt to guilt a general audience out of their current eating habits. (i also think there IS a moral way to consume animal byproduct-- like, for example, raising chickens in your backyard and harvesting their eggs... or buying eggs from someone else who raises them that way. not everything is buying from corporations operating thanks to inhumane chicken mills)

3. a specific color that gives you the ick? there are so many colors in the world and i love most of them :) ..

but i'd have to say like, this general pukey highlighter greenish yellow. OR extremely bright yellow on walls. im so sorry. yes colors look better next to others and im not trying to be a yellow hater i promise. my lockscreen is art with a (different) shade of yellow as the background

7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium? omg well i'd have to say the octopus and jellyfish :) I LOVE JELLYFISH and just realized i had a dream about them last night. i get to see them in the gulf sometimes which if they are ouch kind is not so fun but we often get the ones without stingers. like moon jellyfish

14. do you think you're dehydrated? i don't think so, i'm usually sensitive to the feeling of being thirsty and generally go out of my way to make sure i have water all the time :) but i was putting off drinking water just now for a while so thank u

19. the veggie you dislike the most? honestly i am absolutely a veggie lover so i had to think about this for a while until i remembered that i dont really like radishes. a rare exception tho

25. would you say you have good taste in music? yes ^_^

28. last meal on earth? omg. this is the most difficult question cus how do i choose!!! also im hungry and should sleep so im just thinking longingly about chicken chimichangas now. i'm sure if i thought about it longer i'd come up with something else but i WAIT HOMEMADE TACOS WITH SOURCREAM LIME DRESSING. ok done

30. free question: would you choose to be immortal? ahh yes the question with the most endless list of pros and cons! on one hand, i'd like to think i'd handle having to be permanently ambivalent (considering the extreme temporary state of everything that comes with being immortal). i'd be curious to see where humanity goes from here, but if things go to shit like a lot of us think it will then im stuck with that!!!! :( and ive got technical questions as well. like if something globally catastrophic happened and everyone Died would i be the only one left for, like, eternity...?? does it last for the entire life of the universe? i dont think ive ever heard anyone ask that before? like do i end up chilling in the vacuum of space watching the last brown dwarf die off at the end of the universe?? so. all that said my answer is no i think. unless i get to sleep for a veryyyy long time like how a vampire does. but probably not so no </3

[monotonous-minutia]

I love Aubry Plaza she's hilarious but the got milk ads/campaign is so stupid. Why do you care what other people drink. There are a bazillion reasons someone might choose not to drink dairy milk and it's none of your business. Everyone is different. Is it hurting you? No? Then fuck off.

[avnj0gia]

Mena Massoud or Mason Gooding

Oooh thats a hard one 😒 I’m saying Mason again but Mena could turn this around immediately if he’d start thirst trapping again

[jaylaraye47]

Just because im white doesnt mean im stupid and cant dance

like yeAH im stupid and i cant dance but that's not because I'm white

[pedestrianversee]

i think vegans would find people would hate them less if 1. their movement wasn't overrun with ecofascists and 2. if they all didnt have such a cult like mentality.

[casiavium]

Biting you with my teeth and electrocuting you with my mind

[ham1lton]

oh my god….i am fully invested in lewis being yn’s father on the grid and scaring off the drivers. he’s like jude is fine but have her home BY TEN and jude’s like wow your dad is strict

author’s note: are these getting tiring? i don’t wanna do them to death. i’ll take a little break from posting 🥰💕 this is the third mini smau in the dream girl universe <3

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[enigmaris]

Reading a lot of DPxDC fics lately, heres my take on the Danny is Damian's twin AU:

Danny was injured to near death and left for dead by the League as a young boy. Ra's only wanted one heir and Danny was less bloodthirsty than Damian, so it was decided that Danny had to go.

Danny is found and taken to a hospital in Illinois, barely alive. He is saved and wakes up with basically no memories of where he was from and speaking a rare dialect of arabic that none of the cops investigating his case can identify. What words Danny does know in english are concerning so the cops figure Danny was being held by some sort of murder, death cult.

The investigation runs cold and Danny is sent to foster care once his injuries heal. He is then adopted by the fentons and moves to Amity Park. As he grows the only clear memories he has of his past is another boy his age who he felt safe with. He knows the other boy is important to him but not why. He cant even really remember his face, certainly not his name. Danny always felt shitty that he couldnt remember the other boy because if he did, then the cops would have rescued him from the murder death cult too. Instead the other boy is presumably there and getting hurt all the time like Danny was.

Danny gets his powers like normal at 14 and decides that now that he has superpowers he absolutely has to save that other boy. Sam and Tucker help him gather clues, he starts to remember a bit more. He remembers the word ahki and realizes that the other boy is his brother!! Which just really enhances Dannys need to save him from the murder death cult. Eventually Tucker finds a picture of Damian Wayne and Danny is like thats him. Thats my brother.

Wait.

Bruce Wayne is his brothers dad???

Bruce Wayne is a rich fruitloop like Vlad obviously, so he is probably a member of the murder cult. Danny has to rescue his brother from the illuminati.

Cue Sam going to a socialite dinner in gotham much to her parents delight. Getting close to Damian by talking about animal rights, slipping him some sleeping pills in his vegan food. Tucker hacking into the gala and causing a commotion. Danny lugging an unconscious Damian out of the Gala and into the GAV ( no, his parents dont know why he borrowed the car or where he is).

Damian wakes up and immediately tries to attack Danny thinking hes a clone. Danny is like woah shit no its me! Its your brother. Damian is like Danyal is dead. Danny is like obviously not. Now chill out im rescuing you from the cult.

Damian, who has been secrectly mourning his twin for years, has never heard anyone call the League of Assassins a cult. He has to reevaluate a lot of things while Danny drives the GAV out of Gotham as fast as he can. Danny explains his whole backstory and how he is sorry he didnt come to save Damian earlier, his memories were gone but he had never forgotten how important Damian was to him. Damian doesnt do emotions on a good day and is unable to handle that like a normal person.

"Father isnt part of the cult, Danyal."

"Hes a billionaire from Gotham, of course he is!"

Damian who has fought many rich people from gotham, all of whom were evil, tries to find an explanation that isnt 'our dad is batman'. Danny isnt listening to any of it, promising Damian that he will be safe from the murder cult in Amity.

Damian eventually gets out that their mother was in the cult and their father didn't know about them. Danny pulls the GAV over and looks at Damian.

"Did i just kidnap you for no reason?"

"It was a kind gesture at least Danyal."

"Fuck. I just kidnapped bruce wayne's kid in the middle of a gala, am i super villain now?"

"Not if you take me home. Father will understand Danyal."

"I dont want to go to jail!"

Damian gives Danny the address to Wayne Manor and Danny drives to Bristol.

When they walk inside Damian now has to explain the whole 'had a dead brother i never told you about' thing to a less than amused batfam.

Danny introduces himself to Bruce and says that he has an adopted family back in illinois, but that he would be happy to get to know Bruce, also sorry about the kidnapping i dont normally do that i thought you were part of the illumimati and i had to rescue my brother.

Bruce just hopes this kid is normal.

(Hint: he's not)