#but i DONT WANT YOUR FOOD IN MY THINGS 😖😖😖

[messrsrarchives]

i try not to be annoying but last year my kitchen stuff was used by another flatmate without telling me and i got really sick (reckon it was the plastic cutting boards init)

so i told everyone this year "oh pls don't use my stuff!! i haven't had meat and dairy in years and i get really sick from it" (plus just ew shared utensils gives me the ick) which i know might be annoying but we did GET move in packs with the flat, yall have your own.

WHERE DID ALL MY THINGS GO!? GONE.

but i've now learnt this week that if i say "contamination allergies" instead? all my stuff is fine.

which is probably a very minor thing to complain about but :((( guys :(((

[lewisvinga]

beyond meat | lewis hamilton x fem! reader

summary; a peak into the lives of internet’s favorite vegans couple

fc; samira ahmed

warning; suggestive comments,

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote

note; requested ! my requests are closed atm!

masterlist !

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liked by lewishamilton, georgerussell63, and others !

yourusername: walks w the best boy + fig and brie salads after !

tagged; roscoelovescoco

roscoelovescoco: love’s you’s 🐶🩷 liked by yourusername !

georgerussell63: we all know you were fighting the urge to say ‘without daddy’

yourusername: i really do love roscoe’s daddy yes i do 😇

georgerussell63: you are WICKED

username: bro😭😭

username: ugh SHES GORGEOUS

username: im not vegan but those salads look immaculate

username: my queen

lewishamilton: 😍 liked by yourusername !

lewishamilton: i’m gonna need one of those salads when i’m back btw

yourusername: bold of you to assume i didn’t buy enough brie and fig to last us 2 weeks

username: need a vegan recipe book asap

yourusername: i’m working to post them on my story so you guys don’t have to pay!:))

username: THE PEOPLES PRINCESS

carmenmmundt: missing your vegan cooking rn😖😖

yourusername: lmk when ur in town babe, i’ll cook for uuuuuu🫶

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liked by lewishamilton, carmenmmundt, and others !

yourusername: what a wonderful week of amazing vegan eats! vanilla cupcakes, tofu scramble tacos, fruit bowls, fruit smoothies, and oat milk lattes ft post dinner food comas 😴😴😴

tagged; roscoelovescoco, lewishamilton

yourusername: recipes are all on tiktok btw my loves!

username: tysm queen 🙏🙏

roscoelovescoco: 🐶🩷🩷 liked by yourusername !

lewishamilton: wow, you’re gorgeous, my love

yourusername: lewwwww🥹🥹

lewishamilton: you truly know the way to me heart!

yourusername: good thing cooking is my love language 😁

username: oh to look like y/n..

username: i’d be vegan for y/n tbh

carmenmmundt: 😍🩷 liked by yourusername !

francisca.cgomes: wowwwww😍🤤 liked by yourusername !

username: y/n!!! what do you think abt beyond meat??🤔🤔

georgerussell63: DONT ask her that.

yourusername: ignore george !!! but i’m not the biggest fan, i love cooking so i try to make everything from scratch 😊😊

username: gosh she’s so nara smith coded

username: george what do u mean by that 🤨🤨

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yourusername: no i don’t like beyond meat

tagged; lewishamilton

yourusername: but i’d eat his beyond meat

georgerussell63: ENOUGH I’VE HEARD THIS BEYOND MEAT JOKE TOO OFTEN

yourusername: well, too bad!

lewishamilton: nothing i can do abt it mate 🤣georgerussell63

username: GEORGE?? LMAOO

username: her comment after IM SCREAMING😭😭

lewishamilton: 🫣🫣🫣

yourusername: 🤫😁😁

username: so her comment is what george meant by not asking her abt beyond meat

username: y/n rlly won the lottery 😖

lilymhe: tell ur man i want u

yourusername: and you tell your man i want u 2

alex_albon: wait….

lewishamilton: no can do, she already said she wants my beyond meat😇😇

georgerussell63: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MOREEE lewishamilton

lewishamilton: sorry? georgerusseell63

[roaringlion]

heyy ,i have a request. You dont have to do it if you dont want to , i was just wondering if you could do kny main three reacting to you taking care of them when they're sick, and you both live together so its domestic stuff❤️

Hey Anon! of course I can! I also love reverse comfort! I also included some (Most) of the Hashira!

Gender Neutral Reader (I tried)

Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma, Inosuke Hashibira, Giyuu Tomioka, Kyojuro Rengoku, Tengen Uzui, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Mitsuri Kanroji

Split into 2 parts

SORRY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG!!! 😖😖😖

this is Part 1

TANJIRO KAMADO

Tanjiro had just gotten back from a mission up in the cold snow capped mountains.

He was so pale and so cold.

You already had made Kelp Rice Balls for him for dinner but Soba looked more better for him.

You instantly had Tanjiro go to bed, Much to his dismay.

He wanted to cuddle you, love you!

But you flatly refused!

Poor boy...

"darling- I just want to hold you please?" Tanjiro whined. You looked over and saw him trying to get off of the shikibuton. "Tanjiro- please, you need to rest! you are too cold!" You said. He reached to grab you, but he fell weak on the ground. A horrible cough left his throat. "Tanjiro!" you went straight to his side. "Can I hold you now please?" he weakly asked. "after you eat your soba, I don't care if I have to feed you myself" You said sternly, he smiled, "alright"

ZENITSU AGATSUMA

let me tell you.

if this boy woke up with food poisoning (mostly because of Inosuke) he'd beg you for attention, love and care.

but if he returned back from a mission deathly cold and shivering his ass off...

he'd still beg for attention, love and care.

this man BEGS for TLC, and if he's sick? the whining is SOOOOOO much worse.

he'll accept all your lectures about: How to avoid Inosuke's horrible cooking

or: how to put more damn clothes on to avoid getting a cold!

"gorgeous! please! I need your love!" He begged. "NO! you need to learn how to not- get off of me! I'm trying to be mean!" you groaned as he gripped onto you tightly. "You cant be mean to me! I didn't mean too I promise!" he cried. You groaned as he gripped onto you tighter. "Please! I promise I wont do it again! I'm sorry! please just comfort me!" he sobbed loudly. you finally gave in and comforted him for the rest of the night and the next day.

INOSUKE HASHIBIRA

this boy REFUSED to admit he was unwell until he ended up being put in Shinobu's medical wing.

he refused to allow you to see his face.

the Boar head stayed on.

It took Shinobu threatening him to let him show you his face.

and oh dear- he wasn't sick.

he was stabbed.

he had time to move his organs around.

which was the only good thing.

"Inosuke- you need to look after yourself more!" you said with teary eyes. "I'm totally fine!" he said, he coughed and blood splattered all over the white sheets. "INOSUKE!" you exclaimed. "I'm fine! stop yelling in my ear ok?! I need to recover! that's what bug eyes said!" You gripped his hand "I thought I would lose you" You sobbed. he weakly held you hand. "I'll be ok, Bug Eyes said I'll recover soon and be home soon- I'll be home soon" he whispered.

GIYUU TOMIOKA

THIS MAN! HE REFUSES TO BE SICK! HE REFUSES ATTENTION! HE REFUSES EVERYTHING!!!

which frustrates you beyond belief!

he wont even take a stern talking to!

but after pushing you off to the side and being alone for an HOUR

he came up to you begging for cuddles.

poor boy loves your love and wont stop till he gets it!

and even then he still wants more.

"Giyuu? can you loosen your hold? please?" you mutter, trying desperately not to make his head ache worse. he only gave you a small whine in response before loosening his grip slightly. he didn't open his eyes, still trying desperately to fall asleep. you slowly rubbed his back in soothing circles. Giyuu hummed contently. "sweetie?" he grumbled, you looked down at him, but he was already sound asleep.

PART 2 SOON!!!

DONT FORGET TO CHECK MY MASTERLIST PINNED ON MY PAGE!!

[birinboom]

hmmm i dont think its a weird theory?= but also i woke up a while ago so brain kinda mushy but,,

u give off the vibes of someone who enjoys baking/cooking but theres this one rlly simple type of pastry/food that u can never, for the life of you, ever get rght and every time you try on your own its kind of a mess

also maybe a food thats commonly loved is an ick of yours @voidcat

alos hoihihihi hope youre having a good day so faaaaar:3

Danyl, hi!!! My day's been pretty good but it's still pretty early for me 🥱 I hope your day is kind to you too 💖💖💖

I wish I could say that you're right! I wish I was good at cooking and baking, it seems like such a wonderful way to show love! But I'm not, I'm mid at best, and I do not enjoy myself when I cook or bake 😖

But you're correct that there are a few things that I just cannot get to work. Every time I've tried to make a frittata it's taken an hour or more longer to cook compared to the instructions and it's always dense. I cannot get it airy like when my mom makes it 😔

And a food that's commonly loved is an ick of mine is probably fish and seafood. I'm trying to get better about it, but the first time I tried crab I literally spat it out it was that icky. But it looks so tasty I WANT to be able to enjoy it 🥺

Also cheesecake. It's not an ick, but there are other cakes I'd be far happier eating 🤭

Tell me your weirdest theory about me

[honeylikesyanderes]

tbh karma is my type from his physique down to his personality and likes...... but for some reason, im absolutely drawn to bhodi,,,,,,, oh no,,,, what should i do 😖

why not have both-?

18+ mdni

unedited ;-;

warnings: yandere behaviour, poly relationship (2 yanderes, 1 darling), severe stalking and manipulative behaviour, slight nsfw at the end

also asks are still open! feel free to send an ask or a request at any time!

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how would karma and bhodi share a darling?:

naturally, bhodi and karma are not the type to share

but they're best bros

so this time, they dont mind compromising.

karma and bhodi are basically 2 sides of the same coin

they've been best friends since forever

and they've shared a lot of things in the past

but never a darling

so

karmichael:

karma is definitely going to be the one in charge here.

bhodi will have a certain level of authority ofc

but karma is basically the head of this partnership.

karma will have the tendency to be a lot more blunt and maybe a little bit harsh towards darling if they misbehave in this scenario

this is because of bhodi's presence

he expects darling to have better behaviour

so when they act out or misbehave, he's a little less patient.

he'll still manipulate you to think that its your fault tho ;-;

karma will also enjoy this type of partnership because it will ease his yandere tendencies a little bit

he becomes a little less protective of you

especially when you go out

cause 99% of the time, bhodi is with you

(he still has cameras and mics planted on you tho)

we all know that karma likes his alone time

so karma can enjoy his space, cause when he's not with you, bhodi is.

its one less thing to worry about.

he also likes to have one on one time with darling at least 4 times a week tho

even if its just for a few hours.

he's also aware that bhodi spies on his one on one time with darling

would definitely be the type to buy a huge af bed so the three of y'all can sleep together in the same bed.

(karma may or may not also go yandere for bhodi but idk)

bhodi:

always lowkey competing with karma to be your preferred yandere/partner

not necessarily jealous of karma, but a bit insecure because karma has always been preferred by women

that being said, bhodi becomes even more clingy

always asking after you and hovering over every move you make

gives karma updates on what you did and stuff that happened with you when he's not around to see

likes to spy on karma's one on one time with darling

(its only fair cause karma has cameras planted no-?)

bhodi is the nicer one of the pair tho

if you want to go out or do something by yourself, bhodi's the one you should ask

also if you wanna buy something weird and meaningless, or something crazy expensive, ask bhodi

basically, he'll do anything for you to like him more than karma.

bhodi does have a certain level of respect for karma tho

he's his best friend and fellow yandere after all

so he will check in with karma before making or allowing you to make certain decisions

makes about 90% of all the food that you three eat

will learn your favourite hobbies and activities so he can spend extra time with you alone

he also gets alone time with you 4 times a week

likes to play the piano and sing for you as karma draws you

there's a tiny tiny chance that him and karma will also fall in love with each other but idk bro

darling will also have their own personal alone time; but karma will be watching you through cameras and bhodi will be hiding in the bushes stalking you.

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bonus: they both like to watch when the other makes out with you. also threesomes are a common occurrence in this household.

[earlysunshines]

HEELLLOOO!! AARGRGRHH (felt like that thru all the fic

ok firstly, I know I say I love all your fics, which I do ✋, BUT the sixthmember reader ones are soo,,,,,, god still to this day 'you always had me' is my all time favorite, seriously i've reread it so many times..just talking abt it makes me WAIT have I left a review on that one?? wait I dont think so j was too shy back then and started on the spiderminiji................man I could but it will be just me gushing about that dani (<3).. but if you want it yk....

idk I think the yearning hits deeper when they basically live together and can't really run away from each other, like what happened on the minji one arhrgh😖yeah

anyways!!! review ✍️

actually fun fact™ couldn't leave a review sooner cause it was my mom birthday this day 7 kjhhsk is funny how it works cause her birthday is 07/10 and mine is 07/01 !! (day first, month second.. here is like that) and god there was so many content on this hanni's birthday waah it was good

so!! heh I loved the little exhibits uhggh so cute I think I already stablish here that I LOVE casual intimacy likeARHRGHELLO? BACKHUGS?? they laying down so comfyshhhhg man wdym yn was all oblivious pls not loseryn.....

the soobin segment was so cute :( really like his words BUT THEN girlie yn loserism in "this is for the girls"??? like girl c'mon... and then dani </3 heh she's the friend who knows it all i love her, her teasing are just right

and they talking againaaag was so cute AND THE I LIKE YOU TH WAY PEOPLE DO IN LOVE SONGS ??!!????😭😭😭OOOH oh they are so in love oooh this was good 🚶

thank you the food!!!aaah I loved it got me feeling all giddy, have a great week ahead!! much love 🫶

-🤟 :]

girl bye i’m so ready to answer this u don’t even KNOW

i loooove writing sixth!member fics but also i’m scared to bc im scared of being repetitive but it also gives me so much creative freedom to throw overused adorable tropes in so a win is a win!! i LOVED writing the dani one omfg. don’t play.

girl leave as many reviews as u want i ENCOURAGE you know how i feel ab them… i love them esp from u!!

yearning hits deeper when it’s angsty and close proximity wbk….

awwww happy late birthday to your mom!! that’s so lovely😓my mom, dad, and i are all the same signs (astrology elements like idk earth wind and shit) lol idk if that matters tho

LOSER YN!! CASUAL IMTIMACY!! lowk projected so bad in this one.. i project in all of them sorry not sorry. also yeah smth ab making soobin the man of friendship makes sm sense to me like idk much ab bgs but in my head he’s just a guy like some nerd guy idk im not deep into bgs idc enough unless its nct LOL

one thing ab me im always gonna have one of the members instigating…but anwyays THANK U FOR READIGN I LOVE YOUR FEEDBACK HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND MUAH!! much love sent back!!

[gavinsmg24]

You’re so sweet :+) reading every bit! 😖 it makes me happy that enjoy my words and how I feel. Babygirl please don’t feel forced to be here. Or even if you want to be allow yourself time to be away. If you want! I can try making posts like before. Silly. Like this posts so you can interact with me even when you’re not really feeling it. If you want. I’ll throw you a curve ball to see if your really reading close! I’ll be like! (Ex. Don’t! Like this if you want me to kiss and cuddle you!) and we’ll see what you do! I’m bein silly. Main thing is. Let daddy do the talking! And I’ll be thinking of you smiling as you read

My poor princess. I wish I could be yours. Or idk. I still feel for you of course but also I care. I’d love to help you relax. Setting up a hang out sesh at our house. Or. A house 😖. I’d order us some yummy food. The lights would be low with Xmas lights in the back ground. We’d have different colors for holidays. We’d have purple and orange for the Halloween time. Anyways. Relaxing! And smoke from our bong 🙈

Rambles. I’m so happy that your still looking to the positives. It makes me proud. I know life’s hard. And things happen we don’t expect. But! You’re not letting it stop you. I’m cheering you on!

I wish you the best baby. Grr. I know things are really tough. I know I cant do anything. But. I’m here with you every step of the way. You’re gonna make it! 💎 my gem.. 🙈

Oooh! My cute gamer girl again! Oh my gosh 🙈 you have the Xbox app.. and still have me as a friend to where you can see me getting on 🥹. Oh my gosh.. that’s going to make me smile every time I get online now. You being out there. Seeing something showing that I’m bout to play games. And. It makes you smile 🙈 gosh.. sometimes I get self conscious. Like. We haven’t been together in a while. In relationship and just in general. And. Obviously the way you and I have interacted it shouldn’t be weird how I talk or share how I think about you. I’ll be like. Hmph. That’s silly. But then you’ll say cute things I dont expect like the Xbox thing and smiling just seeing something that reminds you of and I’m just like. :,+) even if we do never see each other again. I’m happy to still know how you’re doing. Even if it’s not ideal. I’m happy to know your changing and growing. And still following your path making your decisions. You say things like us being soul mates. ( which can be more than just dating of course) but. Still I agree. Even with our ups and downs. When I think of you. All I can do is smile. I’m high and sleepy bcuz I’ve been doing FedEx and culvers these last few days. Culvers isn’t bad. Make some food. Prep some food. Clean some dishes. Clean often. Leave. The people are chill. Which is what I like about most fast food places. The grill people are chill and accepting of me being new. Also it’s not too hard and McDonald’s isn’t far off. So. I’m kinda able to hold my own while they do their shit. Rambles! Point was. Extra money. Isn’t hateful

Now. I’m done. I hope your good. Remember. Take some time! Read if you want. Don’t respond for bit again. Let daddy’s words soothe! Idk how much I’ll post but. Still! Mwah kisses and cuddles if you want. Goodnight! 💜💎🧡

[mzsupernova203]

My letter to you.

Good morning love. I think you may think I’m crazy by now. I’m really not. You may think I’m being too clingy or just a lot to handle but I’m not really. You see, I just never felt this type of way for anyone and I just don't know what to say or how to say it or even how to act. My emotions are so strong at times that they get the best of me. I know you have alot to process about me based off of what I been writing but in person I’m just a totally different person.I just need the chance to show you. Im not a jealous person unless you give me a reason to be. I am very trusting,very loyal,very flexible, I am not the controlling type, I am humble and would give you the space you need when needed.I wouldn't have any issues with you hanging out with the guys or going out because guys need time too. I am not the type to call you a hundred times a day. I am very nurturing, very affectionate, very grounded. But also very passionate about things too. I’m an ambivert. I'm not the type that likes to go out but once in a blue just to blow off some steam. I'm a homebody. I like Netflix and chill type of days over going out. I like movie nights at home and game nights too. I take a lot on; TOO much sometimes, I always want to do for everyone.But that’s just me. I am very generous but to the right people. I am thoughtful and love the small things over big extravagant things because it’s the thought that counts. I give a lot, like randomly giving gifts because that’s MY love language. I am very chatty and love to have conversations but then some days I don’t talk at all. I am goofy and fun loving, child like, joke around type. I love pranks I love being silly. I love to laugh. Especially with the kids. I am a mom before anything. I love to dance, to sing, to cook, to help people who need it. I am adventurous and daring. I love nature, and car rides to no where. I love doing random things. I have a love/hate relationship with planning things out. It stresses me.😖I love food! 😂 I love music. I hate conflicts and fighting, I don’t start trouble. I worry a lot and always need to be self assured. And if you’re having a bad day I would lift you back up and make you feel better. I’m good like that. I am no psychic, so I DONT know when you are feeling a certain way and you would need to communicate and make things crystal clear to me. I always need clarity. Otherwise my mind would run on a thousand, like it is right now.

I don’t ask for much, just love and respect and loyalty. I’m a really good person I would take care of you I wouldn’t care if you didn’t have a job or you were homeless or didn’t have a car or have the finer things. Those type of things don’t matter to me. I am a very independent person and don’t need anything. I don’t expect gifts at all or anything for that matter. Im not the type of person that cares about looks or how people dress. As well as what people think about me for that matter,I could care less. As long as you treat me right and you have an awesome personality is what matters to me.( And by the way you are the sexiest man I know and that’s a fucking FACT!!) I would definitely remind of that and show you for the rest of your life. I would be your hype man. I would support you in anything you want to do and only make you more confident. But I also would let you know if things aren’t right or a bad idea. I give my opinions. I also want to be taken care of too.. but most of the times I’m self sufficient. On my sick days it would be nice if someone took care of me. I have never had that. I deserve it. To be babied. But most of all I’m the type of person with a big heart. And a lot of love to give, but to the right person who deserves to be love. I’m tired of being a second opinion because I should be the first. I’m not a perfect person at all, because I have many flaws and insecurities but for the most part I’m very confident. There’s so much more that I could say but that would be left for you to find out. So I want to just tell you that I love you so much and I know things happen so fast but I do, I don’t know how and I don’t know why but I do. And I don’t want you to lose me. I’m rooting for you.I know that sounds very cocky( trust me I’m not at all) but I just want you to be the one. Now I don’t know if you feel the same but if you do it would be a good idea to let me know so that I have a reason to stick around. Because you are it for me. I see a future so bright with you. I can picture a blended family with a lot of love and blessings. You are perfect for me in every way. I don’t care what you say is wrong with you. I accept you because of who you are. And people that love other people do that. I’m patient for the most part. Especially when things are clear to me. Now if you don’t feel that way and just see me as a friend and want to work things out with her let me know that too. Don’t be afraid to let me down. Don’t be afraid to tell me or hurt me, because not telling would be worse and lying about it would hurt me even more than not saying anything at all. I don’t want to be lead on. I don’t deserve that either. I deserve much more than that because despite everything I think I’m a great catch. (This is my confidence speaking). So I hope this helps you figure things out a little better. I’m very transparent about things so if you have any questions or there is anything else you want to know just ask. And be open to my responses. I wanna move forward with you with openness, no lies only truth. With a new start and start off on the right foot to building a solid foundation with you. Even if we need to start off as friends it better than not having you at all.

And now your gone🙏🏻🪽

[xarmapolicex]

ty for tag dru (((((:

relationship status: single w considerable lesbian situationship and a never ending thirst for blood (love)

fav colour: blue <3

3 fav foods: mmmmm RICE! panera baguette??? mouth blood?

song stuck in my head: god’s country by ethel cain (DONT SINK IN ME WITH YOUR DOG TEETH 😖 WE’RE BETTER OFF IF YOU LET GOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOH 😩),, emily i’m sorry by boygenius

last thing i googled:

dream trip(s): does panic! at the disco live in denver 2005 count? idk show me the world darling (;

time: 10:25p

anything i rlly want rn: my debt paid LMAO no tbh i would say like guitars or something normal that i want but what would be great rn is a friend to go see boygenius w me in north carolina bc i am petrified of driving 8 hrs by myself and plane tickets are $400????? help

my go-to tags were the moots who got me involved so ty ily,, hope this post isn’t irritating but i’m v genuinely curious ab my moots and feel happy to be included hehe <3 /gen

I was tagged by @sonicanon in a fun lil game awhile and the post started to get long so let’s start fresh! The rules are tag ten people you wan to get to know better

Relationship status: lonely little hopeless romantic lmao

Fav color: Blue and Purple

3 fave foods: Hamburgers, soup, bread??

Song stuck in my head: Circus, Britney Spears

Last thing I googled: Crash Bandicoot 3 dlc

Dream trip: There’s this amazing theme park in the Netherlands called Efteling that I’d love to visit!

Time: 8:50 am

Anything I really want right now: Beetlejuice tour tickets (some on Broadway San Jose sell the tickets already!!)

Alrighty I tag @violent-kurumi, @krafterwrites, @fun-gang-official, @soupsona, @bucketbug, @anacecherry, @weirdlizard26, @bluereef21, @spark-is-tired, @space-mall, and @zprite-x ^-^

[obeymehasinfluncedmythoughts]

I don't know if you take requests or not as i had just discovered you, but I was wondering if you could do the Obey Me Brothers+Dia with an S/O who loves getting things but only when they are in the position of paying them back or getting them something to. I can kinda see this happening a lot because devildom has its own currency and MC in the game gets their money from the brothers? Okay now I'm rambling, if you don't wanna do it its fine, stay safe and healthy!

I had to read this like three times because I was confused, and I kinda still am. But, I did the best I could and basically the scenario is MC who lives by the give and take system. Idk if you meant that or by someone who likes to buy shit (I wouldn't know where to begin with that anyways), but either way I apologize for my lack of understanding.

Stay safe too! And healthy! 💕😖💕 sorry again!

Lucifer

He doesn't really buy you presents often. It just not his thing. The eldest prefers to spoil you with lavish dates rather than gifts.

But everyone once and a while he will give you something.

It's always very nice, usually expensive too, which really puts a strain on your 'give and take' moral.

You'll have to work your ass off to pay him back.

Kinda reacts like a parent if he finds out you're working to buy him something with your own money of equal value. He thinks it's sweet, but also is angry you're overworking yourself.

Everytime he gives you gifts he goes out of his way to drop tiny hints that you don't have to give him something back. This is just his was of showing he loves you, and he doesn't want you to feel like this is expected of you.

Won't turn down sharing a bottle of wine with you though :)

Mammon

He gives a lot of gifts, ranging from small, cute things he saw at the check-out line that reminded him of you, to expensive jewelry that he thought would look good on your skin.

He also loves getting gifts back

(Mostly because his whole social life has revolved around the "give and take" system. He's never just given, and it's rare that anyone's ever gifted anything to him)

But, despite all this, he still loves to see you light up at the prospect of a present.

However, he does notice you working a lot to keep up with him. He does not like how much time you're spending away at Hell's Kitchen and not with him (or his brothers)

Probably has to have Satan or something explain it to him.

Feels bad he's stressing you out lmao.

Leviathan

He gives you the majority of his gifts anonymously.

He spent all that time getting his money back from Mammon, just to give you some limited edition candy you'll never eat.

Doesn't give gifts a lot though, so you don't have to worry too much.

However, it doesn't make him feel very great if you insist you give him something back.

He's just trying to spoil you!!! He's not Mammon, you're hurting his feelings :(

Honestly, if you were to give him a kiss for every gift he gave, he'd be more satisfied and happy than if you give him any physical.

Satan

He notices right away how you react to presents.

Not having it.

So he gives you things you can't pay back with Devildom currency. Hand made items? Rare books you won't be able to find? Massages because he has magic fingers?

Satan believes a relationship is give and take, but it doesn't have to be even all the time. When he's spoiling you, that's what he wants to do. You don't need to give back right now. Or later.

Will flat out tell you this if you try and give him a gift

(However, if you make him something yourself, he's not going to say anything)

Asmodeus

Dumbdumb

Doesn't realize and is always flattered that you are getting him something

(Which happens a lot, because tbh, Asmo buys you a lot of stuff. Or just gives you shit he doesn't want)

Lucifer steps in at one point and tells him to cut it out.

He'll then go out of his way to tell you how you dont need to give him anything

But he appreciates it very much!!!!!!

Beelzebub

He shares most his food with you, but he really doesn't give gifts.

Idk, just doesn't seem like the type to buy you things. Beel puts more value on interactions between you two rather than physical commodities.

:):):):):)

Sorry, he's just very mellow and doesn't really understand this whole thing.

Belphegor

Also doesn't give a lot of gifts.

Much like his twin, physical forms of affection are more his style.

Will buy you cheap little knick-knacks though. Mostly on a whim, and sometimes he forgets he even bought them until Mammon's turn up his room looking for stuff to sell.

Accepts your habits rather easily. It doesn't really bother him because it doesn't happen a lot, and it's never worth more than $10 either.

He doesn't mind how you feel, but he wouldn't mind if you just took his presents either.

Diavolo

King of stupid, lavish gifts that will definetly break the bank.

Baby boy doesn't have a concept of money lmao.

He also likes getting gifts too, but he's satisfied with anything.

If he learns of your ideology, he'll totally understand and cut back.

After all, he is literally a demon, the whole contractual "give and get" kinda comes in their nature. He doesn't want to force you into that.

[spookybreadstick]

hello lovelyyyyy 😖🙏

so i'll be requesting a matchup if you don't mind??? i don't really care if it's regular/premium unless i have to pay or smth bc i dont want to be broke again 😭

i am a cis female that goes by she/her but i feel a bit dysphoric sometimes but usually nothing crazy. idk what my sexuality is but probably something like demisexual

i have really long brown hair w/ natural highlights that i love but at the same time i am super obsessed with the fluffy short hair that kinda covers your eyes???? i really want it but it probably wouldn't look good on me.

i have dark blue eyes that a lot of people compliment me on, even though i dont think that they're that pretty. i struggle with a lot of body insecurity and struggles with EDNOS in the past. i'm around 5'6" but since im european my parents said that i'll probably end up around 5'8-9" :((

my favorite colour is light purple/black and i am forever in between going full on pastel-kawaii or goth/alt.

my zodiac sign is gemini, and i tend to be very impulsive and blunt. my mbti is intp-t, and my personality is a little.... odd?? im just always labeled as the 'weird' kid, and i tend to agree with them 😅 im very quiet and uncomfortable with people i dont know, but when i'm with my family im super hyper and excitable. im also very very dramatic and tend to say whats on my mind without thinking. i get distracted easily and hyperfixate on something for a while before moving onto something else i like (this happens with music, food, books, games, etc)

i absolutely love any type of music and am almost always listening to something. i also love reading and writing, and my dream is to become a professional author. my favorite types of books are apocalyptic and psychological thrillers

i have ocd, mdd, and i struggle with a lot of paranoia or abandonment/trust issues. i tend to either bottle everything up or just vent to people i dont know that well and i really dont like it.

i have a lot of repressed memories from my childhood, so i tend to lean towards cute or childish things like stuffies/colouring books/etc. i dont have any best friends or anything, so i tend to create characters in my head and be friends with them instead.

my love language is physical affection / words of affirmation and i have a habit of internalizing everything people say to me, and still carry around a lot of things people told me in the past that hurt my feelings.

idk if i should include anything else and im sorry this is so long but i usually end up going a bit overboard lol ψ(｀∇´)ψ

also my fav emojis are 🧊🤍🍨🛒☕🙈 and idk why

you were so difficult to match up because I had so many different ideas for good matches and I didn’t know which one to choose so I went with Toby because I think he’s the best one :) 

also, few things about your ask that i’d like to mention: a) that hairstyle sounds so cute b) dark blue eyes are awesome (i got boring old brown), c) fuck ENDOS (I had ARFIDs a couple years back which, judging from google, falls under the category of ENDOS, so I feel your pain. Recovery for the win, though!) d) oh man i know hyperfixations all too well e) i love reading & writing too f) hey i want to be an editor/publisher someday! g) that line about not having best friends so you make up characters hits fucking hard  🖐️ like me too 😭 h) don’t worry, the more info i have, the better it will be and the easier it is for me, i) i find it kinda funny/cute that not only do you have favorite emojis but they’re also kinda obscure ones too lol

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I Match You With: Toby!

Similar Likes: reading & writing (just writing random stuff down in journals though, nothing serious), cute things,

Similar Dislikes: n/a

Why You'd Make A Good Match: Toby is a lot like you so naturally you'd be the best of friends at first before it took a more romantic turn. He was always called the weird kid in school, so he knows what that's like. He's excitable and hyper most of the time and will definitely feed off of your own energy so it's like double the excitement! He also knows what it's like to be insecure about your body (he's got that body insecurity as well) so he's always encouraging you to be kinder to yourself because he doesn't want you feeling like he does. He also would be very supportive of your OCD, MDD, and abandeonment issues and would work super hard to ensure you’re recovering and doing well with all of these things. He’s a very caring boyfriend and your mental health matters to him (also be sure to keep an eye on his own mental health). On a lighter note, he would love to listen to you read your favorite books to him! He enjoys reading but it can be hard with all the tics so it's a nice bonding activity for you to curl up together and read to him.  

Potential Relationship Clashes: He is also easily distracted and goes through hyperfixations, which can be both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, you both understand the other. On the other hand, you'll have to listen to Toby info-dump about his hyper fixation when you'd really rather talk about/indulge in yours (and vice versa), and it can be hard if the pair of you are supposed to remember something important or stay focused on one task because of how easily you both are distracted.

What He Loves The Most About You: Toby loves how cute you are and how you're both best friends before anything else! He has the same love languages as you, so that works out in that department because you both feel appreciated and loved by the other at all times. Toby thinks your eyes are super pretty and you are 100% deserving of every compliment you get. Toby also would love to hear about the characters you've made up, he thinks it's super interesting and would honestly just love to listen to you talk about anything and everything all day long.

[quinncupine]

Hi Quinn, I hope the ask game is still open. So what about Katsuki Bakugou, Shouto Todoroki and Izuku Midoriya for numbers 6 and 4 ?

How have you been by the way? Haven't talked to you for a long time. Ahhh I am sorry ❤😖

Hey Ami! Good to see you drop by!

4: write a book with, read a book to, hit with a book

I feel like Izuku would be a great person to write a book with. He's already an expert note-taker and analyst. If you brought the idea up, the man already has his notebooks and pens at the ready. Its a great way to spend time with you and it helps release some of his anxiety and fidgety nature if he has something and someone to occupy his mind. With his insight and and my love for writing, we could write a damn good story together.

I dont really want to hit anyone with a book but if anyone would be the least offended by it, I'd say Katsuki. We've already witnessed him doing the same so I don't think he'd mind all that much, ya know, once he's calmed down and hasn't taken to blowing anything or anyone up yet. For all the shit he gets into, I'm sure he deserved it at one point. But he's definitely expecting you to make it up to him...in some way or another😏

And that leaves Shoto to read a book to. I'm not sure if anyone ever has. His mother may have when he was very young and so when you ask him if you can, he's surprised but readily agrees. The soft sound of your voice lulls him in a peaceful calm. Doesn't matter what type of literature you're reading either. Could be a classic novel or it could be a shopping list. He loves listening to the sound of your voice. It reminds him of better days.

6: go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with.

I'm calling Shoto to go clothes shopping because he seems like he wouldn't mind all that much. As long as he gets to be with you throughout the day, any activity is fine. He actually has a very good eye for clothes. Everything he picks looks absolutely gorgeous on you and its worth the little blushy smile he gets every time you step out of the changing room. Getting to see you in a bunch of cute outfits? What's not to love?

If you're going to Ikea, you need a game plan. Izuku is your man. He'll already have the whole trip planned out before you even get in the car. But even Izuku can become distracted, especially in the model rooms. He can already think of multiple way to fit even more AM merchandise If he got these shelves, oh and that desk, and he could make room for another display case, but wait if he got these- you'll have to drag him out as he dissolves into a muttering catastrophe. And you can't forget the meatballs. You two never leave the store without one...and probably some other things that weren't on your list.

And of course, Katsuki would be the best person to take grocery shopping. He would stick to the list, chastising you for every impulse item you drop into the cart. He makes you return most of them, but he can't refuse those big beautiful eyes of yours so you end up getting one or two things not on the list. Besides, you always get Katsuki to agree to cook the food you get and his cooking is devine. Its worth every trip with him.

[malinaa]

TAG GAME (YES ANOTHER ONE)

tagged : @gaynicodiangelos 🥰

tagging : anyone who wants to do it !!!

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single :/

FAVORITE COLOR: blue & gold

3 FAVORITE FOODS: tapa, pesto pasta, chocolate cake 😋

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: fear of being alone by lennon stella

LAST SONG LISTENED TO: daddy issues by the neighborhood — yes i’m feeling that vibe today dont @ me

LAST FILM I WATCHED: still enola holmes

LAST SHOW I WATCHED: charmed (the og of course)

FAVORITE CHARACTER(S): bellamy blake 🥺 percy jackson 🥺 i love my boys ok.....

FAVORITE BOOK(S): the song of achilles of course

SWEET/SAVORY/SPICY: sweet!!!!!

LAST THING I GOOGLED: “texas toast” (for seed 😖)

TIME: 1:36PM

PETS: 2 pugs & 1 french bulldog

DREAM TRIP: idk actually i’m v home bound

ANYTHING YOU WANT/ONE THING ON YOUR BUCKET LIST: write a novel 🤪

FAVORITE FESTIVAL(S) YOU CELEBRATE: the way my mind is actually blanking rn........

[gavinsmg24]

My poor babygirl. I hope you know that in all my worry and posts and prys for love n silly I’m never upset or mad. Or pushing. I’m still just leaving you things for when you come back. And I know you’ve been having a rough time. It makes me smile that you think of me even when you can’t be here. That’s sweet hehe. But don’t let it get you too down! I’ll still be here. Promise! 🙈

I hope you can get settled soon. I want my poor baby to be Able to take a long sleep. A hot bath and a yummy meal. Id prepare it all if I could!

Princess. Like. I’m so proud. I never knew how things would turn out. And I’m not happy that this is how it turned out. But I’m only glad that once the situation became bad or too much you found a way away. Moving in with steff. Makes me smile. I feel like she’ll be good. Or at least a neutral roommate. I’m happy you got all your stuff moved or what you could anyway. Gosh doing so much stuff in such short time. Grr. God he’s such a jerk. I know the stuff he’s possessing probably isn’t even his

That doorknob part made me smile. Like. It makes me happy you did something to get at him. Go my H! 🥳

It sounds like you’ve been busy. Which I figured since you’ve been gone and also like. You said that lost time hehe. I’m just. So proud princess. I know you probably feel exhausted and annoyed and maybe getting to a dark place but. Hey! I’m here! And you’re making me proud! You’re efforts aren’t unseen! And I hope here soon you give yourself some absolute lounge time! Of course doing things makes you happy too but! On an off day. Sweats n baggy shirt. Make some breaky. Watch some shows and snack. Hit the bong. Play some games. Maybe go on a drive. Watch a movie take a nap. Eat out! Idk! Just! You deserve to fill all the fun meters back up! I wish I could spoil you rotten. I’d take you to dinner and do everything I just said with you. Massages too to ease the soreness

I’ve been good! Just been working and hanging with the bois as usual. Idk what I’ve done or what I’ve said. The fights I know I said and you responded to that. Made me smile that you enjoyed my emotions 🙈 hehe

Anyways. I might have said but I applied to culvers. I’ve applied to a variety of jobs. Mainly ones close just so I could pick up some hours. Idk if you’ve been there or know what that is. I’ve been there like once and don’t even know the food so. We’ll see. I have a 2nd interview Friday. Just a part time job to make extra money

Ummm. Starfield came out on game pass. A new Bethesda game. It’s basically skyrim in space. Pretty neat. Id play it for you or watch you play :+)

And finally! It makes me smile and I know that Im silly and say things like I wonder if you think of me. And it’s selfish but also when I say it I dont mean it over everything else like. You know that but. Of course id rather you not think about me at all and be able to focus on you so you can get to a less stressful state. Mwah. I’m here and thinking of you but don’t worry about me as much. I’ll be here. And I’ll be okay :0) honk! Eskimo kiss

You’re sweet! But thank you🙈 and again. Don’t be sorry! And I’m happy to be able to give you any kind of support. I do support and love you and I will always acknowledge your efforts and existence. What you do isn’t for nothing or no one. Even if it’s silly. I’m rooting for you. And I’m proud when you do your best and succeed 💜🧡

You couldn’t be more real in my eyes. I wish you could be even more real in front of me hehe 😖

Eee you reposted my post 🤭 I thought the same thing!! Which makes me smile bcuz I thought it was silly. I saw it and I literally was like. Oh my gosh. That’s her. That’s me. And 🥺 she’s hugging my face :,+) I need u 🙈 sorry! Ah! Rawr!

Anyways. Finally responding. It sounds like your still busy. So please. Take your time. I’ll be here whenever you have time or want to be here. Much love. Take care of yourself! remember. WWJD

What would J do! Mwah mwah mwah (head, eskimo, kiss)