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[ham1lton]

Hi, I don’t mean to sound rude but I was wondering if you still plan on finishing your kinktober fics or are you just abandoning them. I’m really looking forward to the brocedes x reader fic.

hi!! it will be posted, it’s like 85% done i just need to find the time to finish it and get it posted! i’ll put it higher on my list now that you’ve requested it <3

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Lenoosh reached out to me with her new account, btw, dont know if that's something you want to know??

She denied stealing the idea, said she only realized later but also said AI was bs

i never accused her of writing AI content, other people did. but to be completely honest, i actually don’t care. she can say what she wants. i wish her the day she deserves and i think we should all just move on <3

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max hypes up nepo baby yn fr. he’s like she used to beat me and charles in karts with her eyes closed and charles is like hey wait a minute she wasn’t THAT fast and mick is like u used to intentionally hit the barrier to get out of her way 😐

max will cuss nepo!baby yn to her face but around others he’s like she is f1’s michael jordan if you really think about it….

charles would never say anything bad abt yn to her face because he’s scared of her… also it’d turn him on a little bit.

[ham1lton]

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I was thinking maybe at the beginning she thinks that anyone begging gets to him but slowly starts to realize that it’s not the begging it’s just her, and she’s like… oh fuck…

it’s not the begging, it’s just her…. like she could do anything and lewis would be into it bc he loves her bad :((( that’s so fucking cute.

[ham1lton]

Hey, I hope you're well, I loved your Suga Mama texts and I thought they were both very funny and very cute, especially Mick's. Much love, hope you have a good day <3

ahhh!! thank you so much honey!! i’m really goad that you enjoyed them and that you sent me this compliment!! means sm to me honestly. have a great day too!!! <3

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i have a jude x assistant yn thought hehe if you’re not accepting those pls delete <3

but i luv the idea of lewis supporting who yn dates (IF he thinks they’re good enough for her bc in this universe i imagine she is like a younger sister to him) but she and jude sneak around anyways and he’s like ?????

like he first sees them flirting at a spanish gp after party but when he and yn make eye contact she runs away and he’s like wtf…… he texts her like ‘so jude bellingham in the likes of your last ig selfie’ and she’s like wow that’s crazy and they’re both looking at each other in the paddock like 😐

yn’s insanity is making jude nervous around lewis 😭😭😭 he texts yn like is lewis going to beat my ass

he is TERRIFIED 😭😭 yn is the big spoon as jude tearfully talks through his dream in which lewis drove him over in an ugly cybertruck. like out of all the cars??? a cybertruck?? that’s how he knew that lewis hated him and yn is like was it not the fact he ran you over? and he’s like oh yeah. that too. lewis is at home chilling like he dgaf 😭

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lovesick lando when y/n is out of town visiting, like he keeps pressing he misses her but she's like get off my back, god, I feel suffocated 🗣️‼️

lovesick!lando + toxic!yn moodboard:

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https://www.tumblr.com/ham1lton/767164344764071936/i-feel-like-lewis-realized-his-feelings-for

And assistant!y/n sort of noticing him trying to hold his composure, because of course she would, she knows him better than he knows himself. and trying to mess with him like begging does it for you? Really? I’ll keep that in mind trying to mess with him, like always, and he’s just like 😳😳😳

now whenever she wants a day off work she does it because it gets him sk flustered he just gives her what she wants. so she’s been getting paid leave off and forcing poor assistant 2 to pick up the slack.

no but fr, i think knowing that lewis likes her changes a lot. she would definitely go into a spiral. in the beginning she’d joke but then she’d definitely breakdown over it. like wtf?? my feelings are requited?? what do i do now??

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jude rly does get injured (it’s minor he just needs some pain meds) and the pain meds make him a little dopey and he’s like nurse yn you’re the nicest woman ive ever met :D and physio yn is like im not a nurse but thanks and jude is like you’d make a great mom. i wish you were MY mom 😁 and yn is like ok now we’re all over the place 😐

r/relationshipadvice

title: i (21m) told my physio (f mid 20s) that i wish she was my mum while high on pain meds…. pretty sure i ruined everything. help?!

title is pretty self explanatory.

ok so for some context, i’ve had a huge crush on my physio, let’s call her ny, for months now. i got injured earlier this year during practice and ended up having sessions with her twice a week. she’s smart, funny, gorgeous, the whole package. and she’s great at her job. i’ve been lowkey trying to impress her, like working harder during our sessions, asking about her day, stuff like that. i even told her about my favorite spot to get a coffee and the next week she mentioned she tried it. idk if that means anything but i was buzzing.

fast forward to last week. i had a minor injury during a game and needed some stitches and pain meds. nothing serious thankfully, but i was feeling a bit loopy from the meds when i saw her for my usual session. apparently, i decided it was the perfect time to tell her she was the nicest person i’ve ever met and that she’d make a great mom. and then—brace yourselves—i said i wished she was my mum.

i want the earth to swallow me up whole. she kinda laughed it off, said something like “we’re all over the place today,” but i’m mortified. like, what was i thinking?? i can’t stop replaying it in my head. did i just ruin any chance i might’ve had? i’ve seen her once since then and she was super professional as usual, but i feel like she’s keeping more distance now.

am i overthinking this? how do i recover from this without making it more awkward? pls help.

top comments:

u/fatalcrush: let’s be real here, you’re hyper-fixating because you like her. she’s not thinking about it nearly as much as you are. keep things professional, and maybe stop trying so hard to impress her—it might be coming off as a little much.

OP: you’re 100% right, but it’s like every time i tell myself to chill, i somehow end up booking another session. and it’s not even about impressing her anymore; i just want to be around her. like, last week i convinced myself i had mild shin splints. she checked it out and said i was fine, but she did recommend some stretches, and i was like, “this is the highlight of my week.” i’m so down bad.

u/yesimamom: she probably sees you as a sweet (if slightly misguided) kid who said something goofy while high. but also, as a mom myself, i gotta say, we don’t take these comments lightly. she’s probably thinking about it more than you realize. not in a weird way, just like, “aw, this kid’s got some feelings.”

OP: you think?? she’s so hard to read sometimes. like, last time i came in with “shoulder pain” (which was real that time, i swear), she asked how i was doing outside of physio, like actually cared about my life. i told her everything was fine, but deep down, i was screaming, “everything would be perfect if you were in it more!”

u/deadinside23: dude, i once told my therapist i thought of her as my “emotional support dog.” if i can live with that, you can survive this.

OP: lmao ok, that makes me feel a bit better. i just don’t know how to act normal around her anymore. like, do i start talking about unrelated stuff to make up for the weird comment? or is that even weirder? i already asked her if she likes movies, and she said she’s more of a book person. now i’m pretending to be into books.

u/j0b3: are you serious bro 😭 call me

[ham1lton]

i feel like lewis realized his feelings for assistant yn when she was asking him for something and jokingly started begging “pleaseeeeee lewis please i need it” and he had to hold his composure bc her begging turned him on 🥴

wait…. i’m listening….

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ok i know we have lewis’ assistant yn but what about yn who’s the assistant to like lebron james or another basketball player and she and lewis meet at some event 🤭🤭🤭

it would be so funny and cute if they were flirting at some event and mr. james was like i know ur not tryna flirt with my assistant rn……..and just being intimidating in a dad way 😭😭😭😭

wait big brained moment…

especially cause lebron + lewis are hosting the met gala this year? so maybe they meet at one of those meetings. lewis is being a gentleman (he’s obviously into her) and american yn is like aw how polite!! he’s very english and sweet <3 and lebron is like yn are you serious.

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imagining a photo of nepo baby yn, max, and charles as kids all in karting suits and smiling real big together :( i bet yn did go karting with them early in the beginning tbh till she realized, even tho she’s really good, no one was gonna give her a chance bc she’s a girl

so she decided to become a menace to men in f1 when she grew up <3

tragic history omg. brocedes but she never even had a chance to compete so their relationship could continue. in an alternate universe, she resented max for being able to continue but in this one she realised that it wasn’t his fault. just the way things were and even if one of the richest heiress’ couldn’t change it, who could?

she posts the pic with the caption ‘the GOAT and these two random guys. best day of their lives’.

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i rly love the idea that max doesn’t have any romantic feelings for nepo baby yn, that’s rly just his childhood best friend. (he gets why others do, she is v beautiful!!)

but he also thinks she’s too good for the people she dates. he sees some guy hanging around her next time they party and he just rolls his eyes and tells him at least he lasted longer than the last guy

he’s not surprised when they break up bc “her life is too much” for him. he says she’s weeding out the weak ones.

WAIT WAIT….

that’s max’s sister fr. that’s his evil twin. but he’s very serious when doing background checks even though yn can be batshit crazy when she wants to. he is bringing up ancestry.com shit like ‘are you sure you want to date jake? his great grandfather could have been loosely related to the zodiac killer. matter of fact, what was jake doing in the 1960s?’ and yn is like ‘um… he wasn’t alive?’ and max is like ‘not a very good alibi is it. he got anyone to corroborate that?’

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just saw carlos being interviewed with paul mescal….

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https://x.com/technorodrigo/status/1855693092990406727?s=46 nepo baby yn keep posting your camera roll!

max is blowing up her phone rn in the gc. mick switched off the notifs. charles is twirling his hair and kicking his feet bc yn has pics of him!!!

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