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hii girlieee i just wanted to pop on and say i LIVE for ur mariah theme!! it’s the prettiest everrr

omg ily. i love mariah sm. i’m a baby lamb. i’m trying to keep my themes to bad bitches and i’m so glad you noticed!!! mwah, omg u’ve honestly made my day.

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ᯓ★ rec list !

hello! i don't know why but the links have decided to disappear from the rec list, I'll fix this soon!!

FORMULA ONE

oscar piastri

my girl- @no-144444

first dinners- (^)

stick around- @scuderiahoney

in disguise- @p1astr81

let's have a baby, baby- @norrizzandpia

oscar drabble- @maxlarens

oscar blurb- @theemporium

she's no ordinary girl- (^)

max verstappen

not so secret santa- @pomegranatesarchive

franco colapinto

i like me better- @taasgirl

carlos sainz

hungry eyes- @ham1lton

charles leclerc

wrong number- @ham1lton

jenson button

he says to be cool (i don't know how yet)- @ham1lton

lando norris

total wipe out- @no-144444

thigh highs @mywritersmind

other

x marks the spot- @ham1lton (retired f1 drivers)

PR nightmare- @pha55ed (oscar, lando, charles, carlos)

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knowing how famous f1 legend yn was, were any of the other drivers partners cautious of her? like they were sort of checking to see how she was like with the other drivers and then were like "oh! she doesn't gaf"

ooooh. i don’t know much about the partners of the drivers to speak on that but maybe. i mean, i would be a little intimidated by a gorgeous woman who knows her shit, so it makes a lot of sense.

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no literally i wish england won something like that because we would definitely get a day off😭

like sorry to my fellow english ppl but idgaf about football. i care about every other sport before football (except baseball and cricket and rugby and some others but this is hyperbole so), but i want england to win so bad so we can have some fun. hopefully some discounts too when the big companies take pity on us.

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does this mean that hugh dancy, hugh grant, theo james, jensen ackles, rafael nadal, maluma, the businessman, and the husband all went to her races and were publicly referred to as the pit crew? i feel like the other drivers would be annoyed but also wouldn't care but also would find it funny but yeah no the media is evil

before the media were obsessed with tswift’s relationships, they were obsessed with yn’s. thankfully, she has a type and it’s hot guys.

i think it’s so funny because the guys were all 100% asked about being the newest member of the pit crew and none of them gaf. like they were like ok, and? i just fear the media would be evil. i actually have a screenshot of my notes for the prequel of yn’s relationship with the media (which was scrapped bc of everyone voting for something else) and here are some of the newspaper articles i would have edited.

f1’s first female champion—or just the sport’s first professional serial dater?

yn yln’s real secret to success? being passed around like a championship trophy.

yn yln finally wins a championship—now can she finally settle down?

she came, she saw, she conquered… and then she dumped them.

yn yln breaks f1’s glass ceiling, but who’s breaking her heart this time?

yn yln now holds the record for most consecutive f1 wins—still no record for keeping a man.

the media was brutal.

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yk how the drivers take their partners to events did f1 legend yn take her bfs to events?

omfg yes and the magazines would always be gossiping about her. with some shady ass headline whenever she got a new bf. like leave my girl alone ok? she’s young and hot and you’d all do the same.

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LMAO well she told us not to climb anything! she didn’t the poles couldnt come with us………..also i was walking to work on monday and heard someone climbed city hall 😭 philly just becomes chaos after an eagles win and after the super bowl its like there are no laws for 24 hours….i heard dreams and nightmares like out of every car. my job told us we can work remotely so we can go to the parade on friday lmfaooo

i wish england would get their money up and start winning the world cup for once so that i could get the day off. tbf my local football team win a lot (i won’t say in case i get doxxed) but i cba with that. i think it would be more intense if we won the world cup but i think we’re cursed.

dreams and nightmares is so funny lmfaooooo, that song gonna pay for meek mill’s great great grandkids.

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bro said “i hope both teams have fun 😁” about the super bowl while his assistant was praying on mah*mes’ downfall (and it worked! thx yn!)

YASSSSSS. american!yn had GOOD seats with her girls, she was drunk asf on tequila that one of her friends smuggled in in between her boobs and looking cute in her jalen hurts jersey.

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f1 legend!yn x maluma i can't stop thinking about it like haksjddjsjk imagining him singing his songs w her in mind or something AHHHHHHH

i’ve honestly never listened to a maluma song. what do you think is one that could be inspired by yn in that universe?

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would f1 legend yn date a driver from a different series like a motogp driver, indycar or like nascar? or would she not date a driver regardless of if it's outside f1?

ooooh. i don’t know. but i fear there is a lot of overlap between these sports so probably not.

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Would YN date a retired f1 driver? Bc she hooked up with Mark and he wasn't basically already retired but like if someone was already retired by the time she was on the grid would she?

no. she would never date any f1 driver. ever. in any capacity. reminds her too much of her experiences. :)

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Were there any blind items over the years about f1 legend YN?

yes!! in the actual series there is a blind item that i made. she was well known for being the first female f1 driver, her looks and her dating life. she was very popular and remember, this was all happening during the weird ‘girl boss!’ era of the 2010s.

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did x marks the spot yn date any soccer players?

no :)

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Has F1 Legend YN been name dropped in songs like Halle Berry and Serena Williams?

i think i’ve answered this before but yes :)

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idk when i’ll be back online but send me some questions so i have something to do when my friend or my sister let me log in onto tumblr on their phone. responding on laptop just isn’t it.

anyways love u all and hopefully my phone will be fixed as soon as i figure out the money. mwah <3

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yeah elms is different, it's similar but just not the world championship. (kinda like an indycar equivalent ig? also new to racing lol, only started watching f1 in 2024-)

so many rules so little time to understand it all! i had a irl friend who was super into f1 but we haven’t spoken in a while 😭 she was so lovely but we live so far from each other now. also she uses whatsapp and ig and i just cannot stand those apps. evil vibes i swear.

i searched it, multiple drivers for one car? i don’t understand it but i hope he finds his footing. i felt so sorry for him during his f1 tenure. i always root for the sad looking ones.

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hi! i’m really sorry about everything that’s been going on in your life. i really hope things get a lot better for you very soon🤍.

i’m lucky! honestly. i have my family. it’s annoying a little because everything piles up at the same time, why can’t everything be spaced out? like don’t jump me so early, 2025 just started like DAMN 😭 give me a chance. i hope i get back to writing soon, it seems like i’m trauma dumping but it’s mostly bc i want everyone to know i’m not ignoring you for no reason.