#I'm not sorry just mortified

[great-axepectations]

After about... God, five years of watching Joe Hills streams, I have accrued a decent amount of knowledge about the man. In no particular order of importance, here are True Facts About Joe Hills:

He's a single parent! And a really good one! They go on canoe trips and go to pinball tournaments together. I once watched him glance offscreen, say "that is the sound of my daughter throwing up, goodbye!" and immediately ended stream. Awesome dad!

Before he went full-time on YouTube he was a LAMP developer, which stands for Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP. He has a 'professional voice' with no accent and it is the most uncanny thing you've ever heard. Yes, he has been recognized on a work call.

He once heard a small child in his apartment complex proclaim that Iskall was their favorite youtuber

He went to Jewish preschool, and as a result knows most if not all of the words to Hava Nagila

He intended to join the US armed forces but was ineligible due to medical issues. He thought the next major political conflict was going to be in east asia and he wanted to work as a translator so he is familiar with several east asian languages (though he is out of practice).

He studied American history at Vanderbilt University. He has wielded this fact when dipshits on twitter try to tell him to 'stick to minecraft and stay out of politics'

He writes fanfiction about other hermits. Yeah, you read that right. Not reads, writes.

When Mumbo got a copyright strike on basically his whole channel, Joe went to the Warner Chappell headquarters and held up a sign that said 'FREE MUMBO JUMBO' no I am not kidding

He has like 5 theme songs. Maybe more.

[littlesmartart]

HANDS DIRTY | DELTA RAE

I've been thinking about this song + JGY for a long time ("I get my hands dirty, I show up so early, they show me no mercy, so I just keep working" hello???? hello??????), and I would like to personally thank ZZJ for his wonderful face and brilliant acting 🙏

[thresholdbb]

Kate's reaction to Time and Again was, "I wore this?" 🤣

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and MC!

Literally anyone: So MC knows about this?

Leonardo, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

[zukkaoru]

love is embarassing, olivia rodrigo || bungou stray dogs 2x09 || bungou stray dogs: dead apple

[id in alt text]

i give up, give up, i give up everything i give up, give up, but i keep coming back for more

[p4nishers]

can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys

[amazingdeadfish]

How would MK , Mei,react to seeing macaque and mayor together , like they were bickering and just happend to bump into each other, post LBD death?

You know, let's take this one step further, because I like to rant even though it's completely unnecessary.

Let's picture a hypothetical scenario:

Presumably, Macaque is now on good terms with MK, Mei, and everyone else (somehow). Whether or not you think he made a proper apology or kinda just, gas lit everyone into thinking he's redeemed is up to you.

He's in Pigsy's Noodles, eating what is of course noodles. Pretty much the entire gang except for Sandy is there (because let's face it, Sandy is usually never there). Macaque doesn't know why the hell he's dining in, but he is. Maybe MK finally had a day off work and so there was simply no noodle delivery service for him. So dining in was the only option.

And then, the Mayor suddenly pokes their head out of one of their blue portals, right next to where Macaque is sitting. They exclaim a really really loud "OH THERE YOU ARE!!! IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!!! :DDD" and the entire noodle store goes silent. Clearly, although the Mayor did not expect to find their favourite shadow demon in a room with other people, they are not phased by it.

Macaque is unphased too, having gone through this multiple times before and proceeds to have a conversation (or a petty argument for bickering to ensue) with the Mayor with their head still just poked through the blue portal. Perhaps they exchange something as it might be the reason Mayor is there. Or maybe Mayor just wanted to tell Macaque a silly little something. Like, how the bagels in the supermarket are on discount and that Mayor was going to buy a whole stack but they don't have enough space in their cupboard so they wanted to ask Macaque if he was willing to take a few of the discounted bagels. If that is the case, then Macaque agrees to take the bagels.

The Mayor then leaves eventually of course. The interaction doesn't last for any longer than three minutes. Macaque goes back to eating his noodles. The entire time, the noodle store is silent.

And then utter chaos.

In comes the words of "WAS THAT THE MAYOR WHO IS PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY A REAL MAYOR?!?!" from Mei, and "I THOUGHT THEY LOST THEIR POWERS?!?!" From Tang, and "WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY DOING HERE?!?!" From Pigsy.

And then of course, from MK, "OH NO WE LEFT THEM IN THE LIBRARY DIDNT WE-" MK is mortified at this realisation, and genuinely feels rather guilty.

In a nutshell, MK and Mei are... Suprised.

Macaque will then experience a solid five minutes of very light hearted and not dangerous in any sort of manner interrogation. He's still eating his noodles even when Mei draws out her sword and asks whether or not the Mayor is out for revenge for the death of their lady.

Either way Macaque leaves that place with a full belly, and also leaving behind a noodle store filled with confusion and concern.

Were MK and Mei and the others hostile at this discovery that Macaque and Mayor are in contact? No. Not hostile at all. Were they confused? Yes. Of course they are. Are they going to do anything with this confusion? No. Because you know why? Right after Macaque leaves, Jin and Yin have started making havoc across the city of Megapolis, and now MK and Mei have to save the day. By the time they are done, they have already forgotten about Macaque and his strange relationship with the Mayor.

[magiefish]

The real question is, if I'm not weird and annoying, then why do people treat me like I'm weird and annoying wherever I go? Hm? Why's that? Dingus

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

this is so random but one of my flatmates turned the temperature of our fridge down without saying anything/checking and it's PISSING me off... my orange juice has frozen solid?? the chicken i got out to defrost last night is still completely frozen???

[tearsofcalamity]

HOW WAS FANEXPO POOKIE

IT WAS INCREDIBLE!! a lot of it was spent buying kaveh stuff heh ..... but like omg it was so much fun. I went as yor forger day 1 and frieren day 2 with my friend as himmel!

it's always very fun to go cosplay because I get a lot of people asking for photos and it's very flattering ;w; also the whole event was really smooth and well organized! I went to a few panels namely zach aguilar's demon slayer panel and one about traditional bamboo flutes!

like I said in tags of post I met alejandro saab, nazeeh tarsha, and molly zhang!! (and for those unfamiliar that's jing yuan/cyno's va, alhaitham's va, and seele's va in that order ^^)

alejandro was very nice, I was kinda freaking out all over because I was so hyped to meet him but he was so sweet SOB..... I got a jy signed print from him and asked him to sign "time for the master stroke" AND HE SAID IT IN THE VOICE AAHAHAHAHHAHAA

NAZEEH WAS SUCH A BIG SWEETIE! I introduced myself and was like "I follow you on twitter so I thought, 'Knowing Nazeeh he'll surely have some kaveh stuff along w his alhaitham stuff, and those are my two fav sumeru characters'" and he said "You are now my favorite person!!" oh my GOD and we kinda half-hugged in one of the photos and he gives SUCH good hugs. what a sweet guy!! just so friendly we chatted for so long the line was kinda held up BAHAHA

and MOLLY!!! WHAT AN ANGEL!!! we ALSO talked for so long the line was held up, she was talking abt her shitty luck in hsr and I did a little thing to transfer some of my luck to her WAHAHAHA. she was so down to earth and friendly

WHAT AN EXPERIENCE!! not to mention I met new friends via my original friend who invited me to go and I'm very excited about that. I'm big into going to conventions so it was so nice to finally get to go to another :)

THANK YOU FOR ASKING !!!!!!!!!

[ranger-kellyn]

mako really is just an Older Brother huh

[icharchivist]

yknow this one post that's like

the embarrassing thing about me is that this is me but it only works when i'm super mentally ill about ff7 because every time i'm obsessed with ff7 it's the only time i manage to motivate myself to do exercises and trying to take better care of myself FULLY because "Zack would want me to take care of myself", i'm doing some exercises despite hating every second of it because "Zack would want me to be able to pull some squats and i can't do that in my current shape so now i have to make it better" like, ok, cringelord. DoItForHimCollage.jpg about Zack Fair i guess. I have a deodorant smell i associate so strongly to Zack that putting it on makes me actually motivated to take care of myself. fucking mortifying.

*sends a kiss to the sky* for Zack Fair. I guess.

[clerk427]

Tags rant

no general theme i just want to yell about stuff

will delete later i think

Upd. I am doing better but won't delete it because archiving purposes and I like to reread stuff like that as diary entries and think "haha what a feeble minded fool i was"

[shadowglens]

i like to imagine while gale is babbling a little after his proposal, olympia just gently places a hand over his heart, smiling, and says "yes, i will marry you gale dekarios", and the two of them just stand there smiling stupidly at each other for a moment before gale grabs her face between his hands and kisses her, and they fall back onto their bed together laughing and smiling

[junebuglove]

contemplations: (click to read some silly philosophical thoughts on life goals, my accidental gap semester, feeling lost in life, & love) okay look:

my life feels Fine right now, and it will probably keep Being Fine unless i go to any big local event...which i would like to do because i live here and this is also my town and not just my abuser's. so whatever. and Fine is okay, but i do feel like something is missing and it is kind of maybe just a spark or a goal or like i don't know...A Significant Other...but getting one is not going to change this feeling tbh. but doesn't all love change everything? ... but doesn't all change come from within?

& this is just like a struggle probably lots of ppl have when taking some kind of gap year but i feel very unsure of where my footing is. i know every step of life is just one foot in front of the other but jeez i wish i knew where i was walking towards. everyone else seems to have a clue...especially my best friends. one of my bffs is about to be on BROADWAY starting in feb and i'm like holy fuck i have nothing that makes that much sense in my life like she does. like i just want big windows and a dog and a wife - in the end i don't care about a book deal or being on tv or saving anyone's life...i just want to wake up next to someone in bed every morning. and if all i'm looking towards is love - but i also realize i cannot force that and it will come when it comes - then i have nothing to work towards. and if i have nothing to work towards, then every day feels like the same. & i think i have gotten almost all i wanted...so why do i not feel satisfied? why do i not feel fulfilled if i swore this was all i needed? why do i always need MORE? i want love so badly that it is literally never enough for me. my desire is enormous and i know i decided i would consume even more voraciously this year but this isn't what i meant !!!

[julie-su]

Knuckles is my rock when I feel horrible and stupid for being so gullible and trusting and... Naive.