clerk427
clerk427
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clerk427 · 5 hours ago
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Do I have to do everything myself around here?
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clerk427 · 16 hours ago
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clerk427 · 20 hours ago
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clerk427 · 22 hours ago
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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
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clerk427 · 1 day ago
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About 10 years ago I was working for a gaming company doing creature design. After work, I would go home and dissect animals in my garage. I borrowed a tiger carcass from a local taxidermist. I wanted to understand how the jaw muscles worked, so I stop motion animated it.
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The muscle on the back of the head (Temporalis) bulges out when the jaw is closed. But when the is jaw is open, it depresses in like the surface of a trampoline. But not uniformly, in a Y shaped pattern.
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I ended up getting evicted for stop motion animating tiger parts in my garage…..but it was worth it. I still have hard drives full of animal carcasses reference animations today. Fun Times.
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clerk427 · 2 days ago
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Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list
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clerk427 · 3 days ago
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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clerk427 · 3 days ago
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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clerk427 · 3 days ago
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where is any higher quality version of this image
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clerk427 · 3 days ago
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worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.
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clerk427 · 3 days ago
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a spider is found on a web
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clerk427 · 4 days ago
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anyways if you grew up as a fat little girl and ended up as a fat trans man, you should get 10000$ in emotional compensation because holy fuck people are cruel
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clerk427 · 4 days ago
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anyways if you grew up as a fat little girl and ended up as a fat trans man, you should get 10000$ in emotional compensation because holy fuck people are cruel
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clerk427 · 4 days ago
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anyways if you grew up as a fat little girl and ended up as a fat trans man, you should get 10000$ in emotional compensation because holy fuck people are cruel
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clerk427 · 4 days ago
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A Minecraft Movie
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clerk427 · 4 days ago
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Minecraft if it was awesome
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clerk427 · 4 days ago
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