#I'm not functional
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if I look wet cat enough will my noggin take pity on me and function for a hit minute
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I really do wish to be a confident person
If I was super confident in my self and in my abilities I would be so fucking unstoppable guys, you have no idea… but no, I have my self-esteem shattered in to dust at this point, it seems irreversible
I guess I always have to sit with the feeling that I will never be good enough for the rest of my life, no matter how hard I put my heart and soul into it. No matter how hard I try to be better.
I will never be good enough.
I will never be good enough.
I will never be good enough.
#fuck this shit man#I'm not intelligent#I'm not functional#I'm not even pretty#the only thing I have to offer is the ability to create and feeling like I fail so much at this is starting to seriously break me.#I'm very sorry for venting so regularly#lately it's been really hard being an adult#I wake up and I feel like a total failure no matter what I do#The question is... am I going to keep trying?#The answer is yes#delete later i guess#perro habla
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How am I supposed to function now
#How am I supposed to focus on seeing Daniel Howell on Tuesday when IDOLiSH7 happens..............#I'm not functional#I'm the opposite of functional
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How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it
#sp-rambles#Edit: I'm happy a bunch of you are overjoyed when you get an interest but like#I can't Function when I get obsessed with something#When the hyperfixation is an actual hyperfixation and takes control of your whole life
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function#with sleep#getting ready for work#commute#cooking#and errands#I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day#and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do#and that's with a very short commute#if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work#i see my friends like once every few weeks or months#because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising#and none of us even have kids or anything!!
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way to ruin the mood
#i'm sorry lmao#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#incorrect quotes#shitpost#digital art#my stuff#edit: people keep pointing out that bill would probably not be turned off by that fact#and yeah i agree that bill 'let me shuffle all the functions of every hole in your face' cipher would probably not be bothered by that lol#this is just supposed to be a dumb joke so don't think too hard about it hahaha
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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism
(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)
#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason#it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind#i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child#losing my miiiiiiiind#poetry#kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha#except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem#poems#poets on tumblr#poems and poetry#poetsandwriters#poems about aromanticism#aromantic#aro poet#aro poetry#aro#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aspec#itch.io#GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.#other writing#trying to get this to show up in my other writing tag is going to kill me...
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did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine
well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left
fuck offfff,
#why are you so mad all the time aria#i don't know probably because i am trying to run a business in 2024 where all my options are absolute dogshit proprietary equipment#anyway this one is new less than a year old and this is the SECOND thing that's broken on it#lee Inherited my old one#that printed thousands of stickers and other shit and is still functioning perfectly to cut fabric for them#this is the exact same model but With New Upgrades :)#because my old one ran so long they don't make it any more#i'm so irritated today jfccccc
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"Are you satisfied yet?"
#luo bingge#luo binghe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#pidw#proud immortal demon way#myart#well that was a big piece but I'm super proud of it#sadly you know how tumblr is don't hesitate to click for a better quality#I've drawn every single thing in this yes even the dragon in the background#I think I should draw backgrounds more often whenever I can#btw if you want some infos on the details here:#each guanyin represents one of lbg's wife as they are a replacement for what the dragon is holding in its pearl#can you guess which one is which ? :D#it's kind of like “after everything you've done do you realize what you truly wanted now? ah it's out of your grasp now isn't it?”#xin mo has a red eye but that's just for the aesthetic it's not functional#anyway I loved working on this maybe I should have waited a day before posting it but I'm too excited about it to
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How did Treasure Planet manage to come up with the greatest aesthetic in all human history? Victorian elegance plus space-age flair, with just enough dirt and grime and wear and tear to make it feel real? A combination of traditional and computer animation that perfectly embodies the movie's blend of old and futuristic? How does it get any better than that?
#treasure planet#turned it on on a whim#because sylvia's lovers put me in the mood for sailing ship vibes#and it turns out it fits in really well with the north and south space opera i've been thinking about again#it's really hard for me not to give thornton a giant beautiful space sailing ship#(no you can't do it! the point is that they're industrial and purely functional!)#also i've got another post brewing about how treasure planet is an excellent boy's adventure coming-of-age story#and we need more of those because i feel like the genre doesn't exist in the same way these days#but i'm not sure i could say what i mean without getting folks up in arms#so i'm keeping it to the tags
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LONG LIVE for the last time on The Eras Tour — Vancouver, Canada (Night 3) | December 8, 2024
#tswiftedit#taylorswiftedit#tswiftgif#taylor swift#the eras tour#eras tour#speak now (taylor's version)#speak now#long live#*mine#*2024#*gifs#mine: eras tour#mine: speak now#1k#trying to find a good video of this part that wasn't blurry or moving like crazy was hell omg#I'm so glad I don't have to dig through tiktok for videos anymore actually terrible search function there#but this partttttt 😭😭😭
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#my art#Trigun#vashwood#fem!vash#fem!wolfwood#trigun maximum#genderbend art#Vashette and Nichole LOL#A french girl and a Latina#don't kill me I'm just having fun#DON'T POINT OUT THE HEELS I KNOW IT'S NOT A FUNCTIONAL OPTION FOR THE SAND PLANET#but she looks good wearing those
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Can you imagine a wedding attended 90% by multiple Harry Kims? Adorable.
I know we didn't spend all that long with the crew of the Anaxamander but they give a really nice-if-made-almost-entirely-of-sass vibe. I hope they'll all be okay :)
#star trek#star trek spoilers#lwd spoilers#lower decks spoilers#lower decks#deep space nine#ds9#julian bashir#elim garak#t'pol#boimler#dax#harry kim#I know there are eight good harrys but the frame was getting super crowded so they got cropped I'm so sorry good harrys#maybe one is playing music and the other is handling food. or is a ring boy or flower boy#yes the captain should officiate#no I wouldn't trust anyone on this damn ship other than t'pol with that job#Also genuine question is T'Pol technically T'Pol Dax now or is she just functioning as a backup drive
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Had a bit of a "community heartbreak" last week, yet another one in a life-long series (though it'd been a while), so I malfunctioned for some days, took exactly one painkiller, and then finally tried to make sense of stuff that hurt me over the years and that I kept being clueless to for a ridiculous amount of time, so that maybe, hopefully, it could save some people in cases similar to mine some confusion and hurt
#no one can know i don't like sex#vent art#sex repulsed#romance repulsed#aroace#my art#nonburger#other reasons why i can't function in fandom spaces for shit include me being 30+ and me having been bullied as a kid#which confirms i'm not made to fit in groups©#maybe? idk#anyway
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May I offer a little drawing of your dogs?
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#sobbing#yes you may#my goodness#absolutely melting at the sight of them#and their winter outfits ;o;#I adore their matching scarf and beanie#they're color coordinating their accessories just so you know they come as a set#lately I've been thinking about what they would wear during colder weather and these aren't too far off at all#I think I'm going to have to give their ears a bit more protection#it's kind of hard to put any functional hats on them since their head shapes aren't humanlike#they seldom fit correctly as is#I'm saying this every time but the paper texture in your pieces is just so delightful I personally really like it#makes them seem so tangible and authentic and I dunno warm maybe?#the little heart augh#thank you!#gift art#arttsuka#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Vasco can probably tuck his ears under his collar and wrap a scarf over them#but I'm going to have to devise some kind of unorthodox balaclava arrangement for Machete and his bike seat head
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