#I'm just bitching here
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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"Good" Acting
i have a theory that a lot of people say acting is "good" when they're emotionally moved by it, and a lot of cishet white people have a lifelong habit of not listening or empathising when minoritised people speak, so minority actors get called "bad" even when they display some pretty fucking amazing technical skill
#also a lot of female actors don't get recognised despite being fucking GOOD#that's not to say minority actors can't always be bad#of course we can#I'm just saying#sometimes#for SOME shows in particular#ahem ahem#some actors might get very heavily criticised for reasons that have very little to do with their actual technical skill#and more to do with the politics of those criticising them#also I'm not talking about me here#before anyone says that#I'm talking about some actors I know who have recently been criticised in my opinion quite unfairly#despite doing something very difficult#like oooohhh i dunno#playing two roles in the same show?#and doing it very well#displaying some amazing technical mastery of body and voice technique#but hey what do I know#oh wait I went to drama school and I'm a professional actor lol I DO know#I'm just a woman so I have to couch my expertise in cutesy self-deprecation lest people think I'm a bitch
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It's okay man I'm not a big fan of the Bad Sanses or the Murder Time Trio either. They're way too overdone and fucked around with for me. The potential they do have isn't something I have the interest or motivation in messing with.
I find it difficult to like things when the personalities, motivations, and core character traits of these characters are warped until it doesn't look or sound like them anymore.
Like what do you mean Dust is okay with being stuck with these guys? What do you mean he has no problem killing people for no reason just because Nightmare says so? Hell, just because Killer says so? I get Dust is fucked up, that is the whole appeal of his character and I know his creator said they left us room to be creative with him, but there's nuance to his mentality and cognitive dissonance and that gets ignored. Dust's creator still left elements of his character out there that are not up for debate. He had a REASON to commit atrocities in his origin timeline repeatedly; a reason he could justify to himself or else he would not have done it. It wasn't a GOOD reason mind you but it was something, plus this dude's mind had already been broken. His sense of reason and justification is not at level with ours. If anything it was born out of a twisted, tortured form of desperation and malice towards The Player. He's living under circumstances that we as the audience can't thoroughly judge because there is no way to replicate these circumstances in real life and analyze it from there. We can only judge his circumstances based on what we know about murder and insanity in this reality. Not his. If he were stuck with the Bad Sanses or even just Killer and Horror, he wouldn't kill for the fuck of it. He wouldn't kill or torment anyone unless there was a purpose he saw a necessity to, and canonically all of that purpose is gone from him now (given that The Player never returned). He's settled for rotting away in an empty timeline. That is what he thinks he deserves and he'd like to stick with that conclusion, thank you very much.
Dust is an extremely stubborn, depressed, and paranoid character.
I'd complain about how Horror is portrayed in Bad Sanses/MTT narratives too, but I don't know all that much about him or his canon. It's Dusttale that was my hyperfixation once upon a time.
-- Sarco
It’s hard being a color spectrum duo person when this fandom is filled with bad sanses and murder time trio 😞
#Sarco Screams#I am EXTREMELY picky and critical of the content I consume#If that wasn't obvious#This isn't meant to be a criticism either even though that is definitely what it looks like#I'm just bitching here
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I feel like steddies are always going for bi steve/gay eddie but consider: comphet gay steve/bi eddie. I'm so sure someone's said this before but...consider with me, ok?
consider a young child steve whose father still works in hawkins but is never with the family, leaving steve with his mother and his mother's girl-friends. they talk all about their husbands and their families and one day steve, all innocent, asks his mom, "when will I get a husband?"
his mother clutches her chest and says, "oh no, stephen, that isn't how that works."
steve who confusedly nods along and goes with it.
steve who chastises himself every time he catches himself staring in the locker room, or in gym, or at swim meets.
steve who finds himself, years later, confused as to why he can't find himself feeling for the girls he dates the way they do for him.
steve who convinces himself that he'll find the right girl one day.
consider steve sitting on the floor of the starcourt bathrooms with robin, covered head to toe in vomit and blood. and this is it, right? this is the part where he gets the girl. and something in him cringes at the thought. something in him says, no, you don't want her.
he brushes it off as king steve telling him who he should and shouldn't date.
and then robin starts panicking and talking about tammy thompson (oh.) and suddenly they're singing muppets and steve has this paradigm shift because he doesn't have to get the girl.
it takes him a couple months and one "don't ya, big boy?" to make him realize that he doesn't have to get the girl.
and it's funny - honestly, it is - because robin comes out and so does will and eddie is...himself, but steve thinks to himself, well, that's good for them, but it could never be me.
and he keeps saying that it could never be him until the split second before he realizes it is him.
it could never be him, he thinks, but rocky horror picture show is playing in the background and eddie leans into his space and talks all about how sexy rocky's body is and somehow that leads to jocks and somehow that leads to, "so what do you like, steve?"
and somehow that leads to a strained and breathless, "I think I like you, eddie."
and then they're kissing, and steve is desperately pawing at eddie's collar, unsure where to put his hands. it's a blur, and all steve really registers is that they're kissing, and then-
and then steve starts crying. silently, at first, and in the heat of the moment, unnoticeable, except then steve is pushing eddie away and eddie looks hurt.
"I read that wrong, didn't I?" says eddie.
steve gulps in air, face red, and barely manages out a "no".
"...no?"
"I don't think I like girls, eddie. but I like you."
"you know you can like both, right? I mean, I do."
steve nods, then shakes his head. "I think I just like boys, eddie."
"oh, okay."
eddie leans in for another kiss.
#i don't know whether i like this best with a teary conversation about identity and steve feeling like he's somehow failed at life#or with steve just going with it and never mentioning girls ever again#robin's like “oh that girl is cute!”#and steve's side-eyeing her like “for you maybe”#steve fully ditches the straight guy persona and is kissing eddie's cheeks in front of all their friends and bitching at nancy about her#poor fashion choices#nancy is an ally and fully supportive of steve's sexuality#but this does not stop her homophobia increasing 1% every time steve looks at her skirts like “that's a choice.”#the party is absolutely terrified of this new development#not will though#...must i explain myself#corroded coffin is confused but very supportive#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#oh also i'm totally projecting here 💀💀 i've hardly come to terms with the idea that i'm aspec#idk what to do about the fact that i find women kinda hot#send prayers (and edits of natalia dyer. good god.)
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JET LAG THE GAME | Benjamin 'bing bong' Doyle (2 / ?)
#jltg#jet lag the game#ben doyle#myedits#ben ?/?#advance apologies to my lovely discord who requested a michelle gifset next#i am working on it i promise i just#you know#i've had A Week Of It and i needed to just sit here in my bubble making gifs of my favourite little silly human#for my mental health#fyi i have loved reading the tags on my first ben gifset#it's nice to know i'm not the only one completely bewitched by him#i've also turned a few irl people onto jetlag recently and i do love that they've all been like 'it's so good! i love it! I LOVE BEN <3'#which warms my bitter little heart#because fr if you don't love ben then i feel bad for you you're missing out he is the absolute fucking best#ugh i'd really like to tweak a few of these but photoshop is being a bitch and it's 1.26am and i gotta go go go
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This is making me feel insane. This interaction only comes up if you keep clicking on Hans after you run into him at the wedding (the first time), but it gives us literally perfect insight into Hans' mental state during the divorce arc.
Like... Hans, baby girl. You left Henry. He literally was ready to push all your insults aside and move on, ready to keep going together, and you pushed him away.
No wonder he did that. No wonder he tried to push that inadequacy onto Henry. It's all at home in deep-rooted, deep-seated insecurity: I'm not good enough for Henry. I'm holding him back. I landed us in the pillory. We only ended up here because I had to run my big mouth, just like he said. I need to do this myself because if not I am only a dead weight to Henry.
I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't running through his head the whole night they spent in the pillory together.
#hansry#hans capon#kcd2 spoilers#kcd#not me walking up to hans nearly doubled over and ending up losing my mind#this boy I SWEAR#either he came up with his whole “no thanks I'm leaving bitch BYE” speech during that night and it was fucking rehearsed#or he came to these realizations only later#but tbh#he lays it on so thick while they're in the pillory#about how henry all but ruined his life#whispers I just don't buy it#I don't fucking believe you hans I'm sorry#I think you're sooooo full of shit#after seeing your DRUNKEN THOUGHTS LAID BARE HERE#in a MISSABLE INTERACTION#screams#tam talks
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This might come off as sort of... corny? Cheesy? but half the joy has been the friends we made along the way.
There are going to be vitriolic morons that will use corporate layoffs we've been witnessing for a while to portray the latest installment in a negative light. Ignore them. Block the hell out of a part of the fandom if you need to, the whining is ever-present around these places. Enjoy the game. It is a good, lore accurate Dragon Age game. It introduced a lot of new people to the wider franchise. There are people playing other installments for the first time and it's a joy to see. It is a breath of fresh air. Enter a better part of the community, make friends if you wish, hell knows it's so easy to do when this game inspired such a flow of creative energy.
Dragon Age has always been crafted by its loving fans as much as it was shaped by its talented devs. There would not be Dragon Age without its creators (put some damn respect on their names) and there would not be Dragon Age as we know it without its enthusiastic community.
A franchise is only as good as the people who love it. Personally, DA has been there for me through some of the fundamental times of my life, it's changed me and changed with me. It is my special interest, it is my lifelong friend, and it is going to stay. I don't need corporate approval to find joy in things and I do not pin my enjoyment on how high something ranked in a list made by people who only care about profit. Hope you can find joy too. Stick around.
The gold and glory are yours now, to use as you will.
#🌞#I just got home and I KNOW there will be idiots who think they're SOOO cool for just like? being assholes?#Y'know I'm not someone who cares what others think about my interests but I know a lot of people crumble under peer pressure and#This one is for you: a bitch that can't hold down a snark isn't worth your time. Find a better community ( we are here )#dragon age#datv#veilguard positive#bioware#<- sorta
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he's so fucking annoying i love him so much
#he's just a little bitch!!#if any of y'all truly dislike him just know i'm out here both a jun apologist and a jun enjoyer#i support his wrongs <3 he's so funny to me <3#thamepo#jun#nut thanat#*memes#*
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Was skimming through some Dixon era BoP for no particular reason and came across a scene where 3 DIFFERENT MEN (Dick Grayson, Ted Kord and Jason Bard) all show up to Babs' door at almost exactly the same time bc they're all in love with her.
Birds of Prey (1999) #19
Which is, A) really funny on its own and B) actually extremely based from a representational view. Oracle was important as disability rep in comics for a lot of reasons, one of which being that she got mad bitches in her wheelchair. She had too much swag and they had to kill her
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#barbara gordon#dick grayson#ted kord#jason bard#normally I'd feel bad taggijg barely relevant characters but here i think it is feminism actually (/lh)#this is also not counting her Thing with Dinah. but also she's definitely having a thing with dinah (tho idk if at this point)#to me anyway#realizing i need to actually read all of bop from the start to fully understand babs' insane love life#also idk if this comes off as weird? like I'm not trying to imply babs is a cheater/player (i think it would be cool if she was. personally)#i just think it's funny she has all these men pining after her at this point in time#when later comics would try to convince you her peak desirability was as batgirl#like ik jason bard was a pre-crisis love interest for babs (I haven't read any of their relationship tho)#and so was dick. kinda (the age gap was WAYY bigger pre-crisis. like uncomfortably big actually)#so even that is like. 1.5 love interests basically. post crisis? you couldn't count the men lusting after babs on one hang#love that for her. get it girl!#i feel like this post is a sister post to my 'steph should get mad bitches' post. make of that what you will
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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me when i have resting bitch face autism and look like i will murder someone but i'm still silly
#autism#neurodivergent#actually autistic#resting bitch face#autism problems#autism struggles#neurodiversity#this is Sebastien Delogu a french politician on the pic btw#just let that sink#i'm making a autistic AND french joke here#mappletalk
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Potentially weird habit but. When I get really fixated on an oc/blorbo or whatever I get embarrassed thinking cringey shit "In front of" them. Like ah fuck I was cringe in front of my imaginary fursona. shit
#hoof draws#actually this. sounds weird now that I'm trying to explain it#roughhhhh the negative space is killing me ...#-once i think about an oc enough it feels like there's more ''reality'' to them and they go from like.#passive thoughts to In My Brain enough that they're with the rest of the brain stuff (where my thoughts live)#which probably only means that I put too much thought into organizing my brain#agh. this little pink stoat bitch is here because i keep vividly imagining them watching everything i do#and judging the cringey shit. like GO AWAYYYYYYYY#It's MY brain why can't I just think of cool shit. why am I making up a guy to judge me about shit#edit- i think this is the only time I've drawn myself instead of one of the sonas?
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Begging my fellow aros to realize that "x kind of love is so much better and more special than romantic love" is not actually fixing any of the problems with amatonormativity. That's just replacing one hierarchy for another. And you're screwing over atertiary alloromantics by saying that their preferred kind of relationship is lesser. You know, that thing alloromantics do to you all the time and you hate.
And of course God forbid anyone just doesn't do that whole love thing at all. We can't have that. Even if you're aro, love and relationships must be the most important thing.
#made the mistake of asking people for aro headcanons on my fandom blog#forgetting that most people's idea of aromanticism is still centered on love#and that they aren't going to have a take on it that matches my whole loveless abolish love sensibilities#and instead are just going for “obviously a QPR is so much better than a romantic relationship”#and everyone is allowed to have their own headcanons#and theirs match canon much better anyway#but also I'm so tired#and just was hoping this would mean I'd get to hear about sex instead of love for once#but nooooo people who feel love can't shut up about it i guess#which is fine#they're allowed#i didn't ask them not to#which is why I'm bitching here instead#so yeah anyway my point is not actually to make any point about how we should talk about relationships as aros#its actually just to bitch#aromantic#aro
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i see your "'does he want to lick my boots or chop off my hands' is a Nicki reference" and raise you "what if Armand's relationship with sex is so fucked that his two modi are total submission and 'don't touch me or I'll chop off your hands' and Louis is still clowning on his trauma" in this essay I will
#I'm not getting involved in the iwtv TV discourse I didn't avoid the ascended astarion drama to get sucked into this#So don't come at me with any of that 'who is the real villain' stuff please#They are all evil and they are all traumatized and I love all of them deeply#Armand#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv#iwtv s2#Iwtv s02e05#the vampire armand#louis iwtv#I am both aghast and fascinated by the fact that Louis called Armand a groomed bitch because holy shit Louis my girl#There's a dynamic TM here and I want to study it under a microscope#Just two traumatized bottoms traumatizing each other even further#I really hope they'll address how badly Louis handles Armand's trauma tho cause it's so cold#Look at me going I don't want to be part of the discourse and then writing a whole ass paper in the tags#loumand#interview with the vampire
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I liked you right from the start
#GUESS WHO DID A PERRYSHMIRTZ ANIMATIC BITCHES#well technically is more of an storyboard than an animatic but still#animatic#storyboard#edit#I feel so sorry for all the non brazilians that don't get to listen to this song having brazilian portuguese as their first language#perryshmirtz#perry the human#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#owca pnf#pnf fanart#phineas and ferb#my art#digital art#digital aritst#artists on tumblr#the word “caramassa” is not literally translated 'cause there isn't an word for it btw - I did what I could here#and I didn't render anything 'cause if I did I'd just give up on it#pnf#art#artwork#fanart#oh and I'm never making an storyboard of them ever again 'cause omfg they're so hard to draw - ESPECIALLY Perry#that goddamn fendora#comissions are open btw#pls see my other drawings on my page ✦#am I capable of doing it fully rendered? yes - would I do it for free? nop just not worth it#but i WOULD do it for money lol#human perry
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powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy
#having lucanis really go off about something no matter what it is is a rare and precious gift for rye specifically. free aphrodisiac#honestly rye's version of that might initially be subtle enough that only davrin would notice it (and suffer accordingly) lol#'could you guys do that while I'm not here. I'm starting to feel sick' '*perfectly innocent rye voice* do what davrin? I'm not even#doing anything :}' 'yeah you're doing nothing with a lot of subtext rook there are whole chains of footnotes here I'd rather not know'#very funny idea of rye leaving the top button of his shirt open (which means about one centimeter of throat exposed. to be clear)#to go to dinner b/c that is enough to make lucanis completely lose his train of thought every time he glances over#and davrin with half his glorious booba out at all times shaking his head at rye across the table like 'you harlot (affectionate)'#(may I remind us all that his first crush was viago de riva. I remind myself of this at least twice a week b/c it's one of my few sources#of joy and delight these days. rye only gets as mean as viago under very rare and specific cirumstances but I think that#might be lucanis' equivalent aphrodisiac material lol. whenever rook gets tried to the point of showing his hand that not only#IS he actually very clever he also has the capacity to be a *bitch* when provoked lucanis finds his trousers suddenly a little tight.#man something here about both of them struggling with holding on to their anger yet actually finding it appealing in the other person#that's actually kind of moving as well as hilarious haha. rye losing his cool and being like 'oh fuck my cover is blown yet again#now everyone will know I am an asshole actually' and meanwhile lucanis is like 'I need to kiss him under the pale moonlight' <3#something something nothing is more beautiful to me than the fullness of your nature getting to witness the full spectrum of your being#'*davrin facepalming just out of frame as they gaze upon each other like this* literally what did I just SAY!!! assan avert your eyes#this is grownup stuff. weird-ass grownup stuff I don't fully get and yet I suppose it takes all kinds etc. but still grownup stuff')#davrin being the baffled witness to the intricate yet extremely low-key mating dance of two introverts is something that can be so personal#he clocked them from the moment they showed up to recruit him (which to be clear is before either of these two dumbasses realized anything)#and now he has to live with it <3 sorry davrin I love you davrin#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#from my tag rants etc.#rook x lucanis#rookanis#holding on to my sanity and will to live by a shred but with how coherent and sane this is I'm sure it's not even noticeable
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