#I'm crying cats are the best

[forsoobado137]

Does NEKOTALIA exist in your Au and if so are they immortal If so are animal experts able to determine the cause also do they have their own social media accounts I have a mighty need for Nekotalia content

Nekotalia ABSOLUTELY exists in my au. I think they used to be mortal but then after they were taken in by nations, they lost their mortality. I also think that they slowly began to reflect their owners' personalities to the point where they are basically cat personifications. I believe that it's still a scientific mystery as to why they became immortal (much like the mystery of nations themselves). People, including nations, just assume they're normal cats.

The personifications and the media find them very adorable. They set up playdates mini world meetings for their cats. They fight just like their owners, but less about geopolitics and more about how to get more cat food from people. Sometimes the cats get interviewed and asked questions like "Do you love your owner?" and "What do you think of the (insert head of state) putting tax on tuna?" The cats just respond with meows, but sometimes the nations will "translate" what they say.

And yessss they have their own social media accounts. I imagine it's a gag where some nations who run these accounts pretend that it's actually the cats running them. Sometimes they make identical posts to the nations but make it more cat-like.

France makes matching outfits for his cat and poses with him. Japan's cat is an actual celebrity that makes the news for how cute he is. China's cat reminisces about the good old days when his owner spoiled him (He still gets spoiled). Italy posts his cat's "artwork" and it still gets a bunch of likes.

Greece is the king of posting about his cat. He has hundreds of posts where his cat is literally just sleeping. The caption is definitely something like "How lucky my cat is to not worry about debt. I wish I were a cat so it would be socially acceptable for me to take 14 hour naps."

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

Bonus:

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[paanzermensch]

I think we need to acknowledge this (Suffering Cute Aggression)

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

I'm so tired. what is wrong with me

[sparkly-skies]

Something something Joker Out's Ne palite još svetla/ Još samo jedan tren/ [...] Ne prizivajte dan/ Spasite me, smislite neki plan/ Ako svane sunce/ Ostaću sam vs. Romeo and Juliet's It was the nightingale, it's not day yet, you don't have to leave yet, stay just a little longer before I'll never see you again

[sysig]

How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

[goingknowherewastaken]

..

[nervocat]

man.

[thousand-winters]

Shige is going to get spayed today so I can't give her food even while her little tummy is rumbling and I'm so sad :( I'm hungry too but I'm staying in bed with her for now as solidarity.

The bright side is she's a little angel and just wants to curl up with me, which is a huge improvement from my other cats going demon mode and trying to destroy my room before their surgeries.

[hertwood]

i think a big part of my kyle related freakout was that i've been so so stressed about how i'm gonna make a future financially and when its just my ass on the line its whatever if i end up destitute but for kyle??!?!?!?! i GOTTA figure something out and boy am i good at math

[caernua]

i won't lie i am loving deadfire but i miss caed nua like crazy

[guidingthulite]

the fun part about me finally watching yokai gakuen is that when i watched the movie like 3 years ago i joked about jinpei having comphet but guys. i don't think it's a joke anymore

[i-am-the-balancing-point]

Letter to the Deceased

I wish you were cold when we found you. Instead you were just you, eyes closed, but with an iron cross through your chest. You were still warm though. Still dressed and put together, like you'd pop up and start talking again. Until you, the only body I'd ever seen was in a coffin, cold as leftovers. If you were cold it would have been easier.

A note, found in the Holland Valley region of Hope County. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County

[tastyflowers]

weeee 🍂

[sure-to-lure-someone-bad]

TBD. personal vent in the tags.