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forsoobado137 · 7 months ago

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Does NEKOTALIA exist in your Au and if so are they immortal If so are animal experts able to determine the cause also do they have their own social media accounts I have a mighty need for Nekotalia content

Nekotalia ABSOLUTELY exists in my au. I think they used to be mortal but then after they were taken in by nations, they lost their mortality. I also think that they slowly began to reflect their owners' personalities to the point where they are basically cat personifications. I believe that it's still a scientific mystery as to why they became immortal (much like the mystery of nations themselves). People, including nations, just assume they're normal cats.

The personifications and the media find them very adorable. They set up playdates mini world meetings for their cats. They fight just like their owners, but less about geopolitics and more about how to get more cat food from people. Sometimes the cats get interviewed and asked questions like "Do you love your owner?" and "What do you think of the (insert head of state) putting tax on tuna?" The cats just respond with meows, but sometimes the nations will "translate" what they say.

And yessss they have their own social media accounts. I imagine it's a gag where some nations who run these accounts pretend that it's actually the cats running them. Sometimes they make identical posts to the nations but make it more cat-like.

France makes matching outfits for his cat and poses with him. Japan's cat is an actual celebrity that makes the news for how cute he is. China's cat reminisces about the good old days when his owner spoiled him (He still gets spoiled). Italy posts his cat's "artwork" and it still gets a bunch of likes.

Greece is the king of posting about his cat. He has hundreds of posts where his cat is literally just sleeping. The caption is definitely something like "How lucky my cat is to not worry about debt. I wish I were a cat so it would be socially acceptable for me to take 14 hour naps."

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thekittyokat · 1 year ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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xxplastic-cubexx · 8 months ago

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Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

Bonus:

#xmen #xmen comics #cherik #professor x #magneto #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #erik magnus leshnerr #snap scans #i dont scan ever please forgive me for. Everything jvAE:KJ i tried my best to match the purple as how it looks in person #i love the purple used for this whole comic .. its really nice #all the comics have different colors its neat yall should check it out if youre able. its a lovely silly collection #BUT GIRL PLEAAAASSSEE IM CRYING #as a part of my Visiting My Family For The Weekend trip my bro and i went to the store #and i told him about the wolverine cat comic and the whole collection and he found it while we were browsing ....#naturally i got it. because i love the idea of cats being heinous freaks ESPECIALLY to my faves #this all did happen because of a cat. btw. phoenix possessed one while scott and jean were baking a cake #which had everyone trying to catch it. leading to. this. jWLRAKJAWRLKJKJ #this is 1000% has 'we'll be back by 8PM please keep the house clean' vibes i'm sobbing LIKE WHERE ARE THEY RETURNING FROM #also can i just say ... i love it when american comic book characters get the manga treatment #idk i just love it ... i esp love how wolverine's drawn in these comics but. this aint about him #i just wanted to gush about my favorite old people LIKE PLEASE CHARLES IS GOING TO HAVE A STROKE I SEE IT #the fact they still got that goofy lil 'welcome back charles and erik' banner im going to be sick. theyre the whole mansions dads #anyway i have an assignment to do. because my prof hates me Who The Fuck Makes An Assignment due At 12:59AM #bye bye hpoefully ill be back with my own doodles ajvlekjla

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x-heesy · 3 months ago

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😂

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

I'm a model, you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah

I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah, on the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

#crying 😂😂😂😂#my best friend is an animal #x-heesy #my art #my memes #my thoughts #my words #2/2025 #typography #meme #memes #cat memes #satire #dirty humor #dirty memes #now playing #music and art #I'm Too Sexy #right said fred

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gilfhunter069 · 8 months ago

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I think we need to acknowledge this (Suffering Cute Aggression)

#brawl stars #Jabbering #LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LIL FANCY SUIT #He reminds of a cat in a tie #Full of Hopes and Dreams (And greed)#The Overdue Banknote and the Mug are the icing on the cake #So proud of his own accomplishments despite being in debt He's so fucking pathetic and shitty can we Kill him (SLOBBERS ALL OVER HIS HEAD)#“Worlds best Boss” Your employees probably love to fight you every chance they get when you're on an opposing team #Still can't over his suit #;_; Ilysm you fucking capitalist scum #Brawl Stars dev please deliver a Opening Day Gift shop where he looks significantly fancy #Crying and pissing on the floor #I'm gonna read too deep into every thing I see about him whethere anyone likes it or not

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jaynetodd · 2 months ago

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GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

So uhhhh something kinda huge happened and I'm still processing but...

@imbatman-imtired ACTUALLY ADOPTED ME??? Like, officially in the Tumblr sense which is basically the most legally binding contract in existence.

checks notes drops notes scrambles to pick them up gives up and just sits on floor

I HAVE A TUMBLR PARENT NOW???

This is wild considering my track record with actual parents (spoiler alert: not great) but somehow this feels RIGHT and I'm just sitting here in my safehouse surrounded by guns and protein bar wrappers grinning like an idiot.

Listen, I'm not good at the whole "feelings" thing—Bruce didn't exactly model healthy emotional expression—but I'm actually really happy about this. Like, genuinely happy, not my usual "I just punched three criminals and stole their wallets" happy.

Might be bouncing off the walls a bit. Might have texted everyone in the Batfamily. Dick is already planning some kind of "welcome to the family" party which I EXPLICITLY told him not to do but we all know how that's gonna end.

Anyway I just wanted to say THANK YOU to @imbatman-imtired for seeing something in this disaster vigilante worth adopting. I promise to be the most chaotic child you could ask for. That's a threat AND a promise.

P.S. Alfred says congratulations and he's sending cookies. P.P.S. The cat (Crime Alley) also approves.

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p0tat0-g0ddess · 9 months ago

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I'm so tired. what is wrong with me

#rambling #two and a half hours of sleep at best #I can't sleep without taking melatonin and once I wake up it's over. my stupid cat was crying at my room door #I feel sick. I'm so frustrated. Why do I feel sick????#I just want to rest God please

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bashfulkisser · 3 months ago

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Me, trying to cook dinner frustrated out of my mind by my entire family getting in my way: I hate this I hate this hate it so much I can't-

My bf: Hey hey, come back into our room I got something for you :3

Me: ?? Okay??

HE MADE ME A NEW BASHFUL BRACELETTTTTTTTTTT

#🫥.gush #🍒.talks #Sobbing.... Finally a durable bracelet that's somewhat cat proof.....#AND THE STARSSSSSS LOOK AT THEM I'M GONNA CRY.#Toby if you see this I just want you to know that mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah you're the best and Ily mwah mwah #5 million kisses for the boyfriend and no less

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shreksstepfather · 5 months ago

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Light at the end of the tunnel, blurred by the stained glass walls of your chapel.

Full comic on Webtoon

#pluto #pontus #gaia #rowan #boomer #ocs #oc comic #not warrior cats #been listening to touch by sleeping at last and thinking about pontus recently. dude. c'mon.#'pain's a well-intentioned weatherman predicting god as best he can'#'but god i want to feel again'#i'm speechless. screaming crying throwing up etc

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sysig · 1 year ago

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How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Papyrus #Sans #Some redraws! I just don't feel like scanning the originals so they'll stay contextless for now lol #I apparently used to draw Papyrus' scarf/cape with a little squiggly bit down the middle of his chest as well :0 I think it looks silly now #The donk-pecks I was talking about! :D Give your sibling a family kiss ♪ As much as skeletons can anyhow lol #Papyrus was being silly and then leaned down fully expecting it lol - another thing smol and I do a lot haha #Sometimes doing the cat thing of headbutting for attention lol #Sad skele doodles! Oh no! D: Best boy is the saddest around </3 #I used to draw Papyrus' mouth as having teeth behind his teeth so I gave it another go - I think I'm good on it now lol I like his weird jaw #I don't know if I based the original eye-glows off anything specific :0 I wasn't as particular about my notes back then haha #He is still very fun to draw crying tho poor lad :')#Originally the second one of Papyrus with his eyes glowing had Sans comforting him with a forehead donk - even in this redraw!#But I got the angle wrong so I removed him and then had brainworms about it lol #Something something the player (the artist) controlling the appearance/experience and moving the pieces (the characters) around as they like #I already know all that! I've been metaphorically playing with dolls for years years years! It just never stops being weird #It's like being aware of my own breathing and blinking - it's ''natural'' and normal and there's obviously nothing wrong with it lol #There's just a level of awkward....Feeling surrounding awareness lol - intentionality! It's not like I can stop just because I'm aware of it #It's just so whimsical /neutral - if Sans had turned out how I wanted him to he'd be there comforting his brother! But because I...#As stated I have brainworms please excuse me lol #The level of weird feels between the various mediums is really interesting to me tho :) Being a player or reader or watcher or artist!#They all feel different - more or less in control of what happens to them and yet never fully without culpability hehe #Obviously as an artist it feels the most in control - even to my own empathetic detriment! (It's not that serious lol)#The difference between being a player and a reader is a lot closer than being a watcher tho imo it's like a spectrum of responsibility #Though that's kinda also just how I feel about media consumption in general lol - I guess one of those is technically media production #Anyway! Lol #I don't know where I got the idea that his hoodie is two-tone other than the separation of his pockets?#It is a cute design! Dunno if I'll keep it going forward just for convenience but I'm not mad about it lol

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anonymous-chicken-was-taken · 3 months ago

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Idk who needs to hear this but there is no better way to single-handedly set back an author's return to a fic for another month than to comment this on it

#i should have gone to bed by now but then i spent 30 solid minutes complaining about this comment ToT #i may be overreacting bc i had 4 cups of coffee today 3 of which were cold brew #but BITCH I REMEMBER. WHAT ARE YOU MY TO-DO LIST?#i got shit to do i'm a college student i'll get to it when i get to it #if you wanna direct my attention to this fic say something nice!#not try to guilt trip me with your ellipses and your sad chuckle and your 5 crying cat emojis #you are making me want to do it less actually. i was gonna work on the next chapter tomorrow but now i probably won't #(i deleted this comment btw. i figured that'd be best given how much it irked me. it just struck me as so condescending)

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maisvie · 4 months ago

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never met a cat i didn't like

#justgirlythings #im just a girl #cats #cats of tumblr #greece #cats are the best #i'm a little teapot #im literally crying #apparently I don't add enough tags #so enjoy my random tags #catlover #radio silence #manic pixie dream girl #girlblogging

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matteoberrettini · 4 months ago

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the REAL tragedy of having my phone stolen is that i'm gonna have to rebuild my meme folder from scratch 😔😔😔😔

#i swear i'm going to back up shit regularly on my new phone. learned the hard way that saying “i'll do it at some point” for 2 years #is gonna bite me in the ass if shit happens #jokes aside (i need those to cope) yesterday i literally started crying so hard on the bus home after it got stolen #bc i realised i had like over 1500 pics of my cat who passed away last december and most of them were only on my phone #and the thought of having lost so many memories of him makes me feel so so so so devastated #i'm going to ask my mum to let me find all the pics of him i've sent her on whatsapp over the years bc i did use to send them to her often #as i do with our new cat #and i'll also look thru like discord #i know i posted quite a few pics of him on tumblr when he passed away and in the months after but my old blog is no more :/#there could be some on here/my main i have now so i'll check if i can find them but yeah #it's maybe dumb bc like it's not as if pictures are everything he'll always be in my heart regardless!!! but. my memory is not the best #with like... idk life memories slip away from me very easily which is very very scary so i cling onto pictures a bit to be able to remember #so yeah. i'm sad about this. and not just my cat like i had concert photos and videos i had a ton of things! like as an example i had #a folder with nice words my friends have said to me like nice things they've said about me. and i stopped updating it a long time ago #it didn't have A LOT of screenshots but it did have some and they were very dear to me #idk. i swear. i'll back up everything from now on lmao #sorry for going on about this btw. i'm so tired i don't even feel like watching tennis or whatever lol #ik this is supposed to be my sports blog and you guys follow me for that instead i talk about all these things that aren't sports lol

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thousand-winters · 6 months ago

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Shige is going to get spayed today so I can't give her food even while her little tummy is rumbling and I'm so sad :( I'm hungry too but I'm staying in bed with her for now as solidarity.

The bright side is she's a little angel and just wants to curl up with me, which is a huge improvement from my other cats going demon mode and trying to destroy my room before their surgeries.

#shige the cat #i feel so bad but it's for the best #if she cries when we leave her with the vet i'm gonna cry too tho ngl #that's my baby :(

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miamigrandprix · 7 months ago

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i think a big part of my kyle related freakout was that i've been so so stressed about how i'm gonna make a future financially and when its just my ass on the line its whatever if i end up destitute but for kyle??!?!?!?! i GOTTA figure something out and boy am i good at math

#but i did figure out a budget that i think can WORK #she speaks #kyle the cat #i think hes actually good for me in that its forcing me to figure out whats best for me too long term #ok im crying again i'm gonna go to bed now

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caernua · 1 year ago

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i won't lie i am loving deadfire but i miss caed nua like crazy

#the fact that i can't speak to the steward?? criminal she's such a sweetheart i miss her #'castle or no castle you are still my lady and i will aid you to the best of my ability' what if i cry then. what then #i'm literally switching between replaying the first game and playing deadfire dfjdfgkdfg bc i can't LET GO!!!!#my main girlie is a death godlike cipher...but i want a druid methinks.......i want to turn into a cat and cause damage #you know that post if i were a tigress i could just say 'but i tigress' and then eat people YEA. YEA!!!!#shoutout to keyleth i think that's where i got that particular brainworm from #but also i haven't yet played the white march and i want to so bad bc i heard it's SO GOOD #i don't know when my poe phase will stop bc i am in DEEP i think about it all the time!!! i wanna read the books too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so sorry but not sorry!!!! my brain is pillars of eternity shaped rn i am so serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#.txt

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