#I'm ace I have to be Very Careful on the internet

[shitpostingkats]

You ever draw your character in an outfit that absolutely slays and then sit back and go

"Shit. The allos might read this the wrong way."

[elegomez]

was constantly angry. unfollowed a couple of people. no longer constantly angry. unfollowing is truly the best medicine.

[pandora-writes-one-piece]

The Meet Cute - Ace's Story - 7.5

Source for pic

🔞Firestarter 7.5 🔞

Word Count: 2622

Aditional warning for this chapter: This is an extra chapter, there is no plot. It's just smut. It's totaly NSFW but doesn't add to the plot so if you're underage or don't want to read smut, skip this chapter, you'll lose nothing of the story. Having said this, your internet experience is your own and you should be acountable for it. You've been warned, read at your own discretion. Thank you!

Tags For The Whole Story: Fem!Reader, slight NSFW (It's mature, not explicit), slightly sugestive behaviour, flirting, jealousy, frenemies, sexual tension, miscommunication, unresolved tension, slight angst, slow-burn, romantic comedy vibes, alternate universe modern setting, swearing, drinking, fluff, feelings realisation, denial of feelings.

Special Warning: English is not my first language, I apologise for any possible spelling or grammar mistakes.

Summary: After moving away from the hustle and bustle of Grand Line City to help your father around the property following a horse-riding accident - and in the hopes of healing your broken heart after your asshole ex-fiancé cheated - you settle into the country calmness of the Calm Belt. You intended to have some alone time, to reflect and heal, but your childhood friend's older brother, Ace, seems to be there just to upset that fragile peace you're striving for. He's a flirt and a womaniser. But why does he also have to be so handsome and perfect? And how long can you resist his charms?

Notes: It's NSFW, but very light. A little lovemaking under the stars, I hope you enjoy.

Tag List: @rosidaze @beachaddict48

Masterlist for previous introductory chapters.

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“I have one more question.” You murmur back, your lips ghosting his, your breaths mingling with unspoken promises. “Can you kiss me?”

“Yeah, I can do that.”

And he does just that. Gently tilting his head to the side, he lets his lips touch yours. Slowly, softly. They mould together without much effort and the contrast between this gentle kiss and the passionate one at the beach is stark. 

But it is not at all unwanted. 

He takes his time with you as his hand travels from your cheek to your nape and he pulls softly, to deepen the kiss. You, very willingly allow him to, opening your mouth and letting him savour your tongue. 

The fluttering in your chest accelerates your breathing and you're not sure your heart should be beating this fast without causing you some sort of episode. But you're so enraptured and ensnared in Ace's languid kiss, that you don't even care if that's a possibility. 

As the kiss deepens, it also becomes more desperate. He holds your face with both hands now as he angles his body towards yours so he can feel you against him. You happily oblige, craving the touch yourself by straddling him. He thanks you with a low grunt that vibrates through his tongue into your mouth and you mewl against him. 

Pulling away, he lets his forehead touch yours and pants heavily. “Are you sure you-...”

“Yes.” You interrupt him. “I want you. I want this.” You nod fervently as you shed his fireman's jacket and shiver. But this shiver doesn't come from the cold air, it comes from deep within, from a want that's been planted there since that first day you got home and Ace called you princess. 

He also nods, taking your lips in his again, his hands encircle your body and he slithers them under your top, from behind. As he caresses your bare back, he pulls away with a cheeky grin. “No bra?”

You chuckle as you tug at the hem of his shirt to get rid of the fabric. The one night he should be shirtless, he's not. “I'm in pyjamas, in case you haven't noticed.”

“Not for long.” He mutters as he plants soft kisses along your neck and collarbone. “Can I take this off?” His hand pulls the hem of the top up as he caresses your sides, his lips never stopping their undivided attention to your neck. 

“Yes!” You answer fervently as he sucks and nibbles at a sensitive spot near your earlobe, making you writhe in his lap. 

“Oh, you liked that?”

“Hmm, hmm.” You answer as you raise your arms and he swiftly pulls the top over your head. 

“Fuck.” He exhales as he takes you in, the Adam's apple in his neck bobbing up and down relentlessly. “You're so perfect.” He lays a kiss on the centre of your chest, “So beautiful,” another peck on the left side, but falling short of your nipple by mere centimetres, “flawless.” But this time, as he leans in, he takes the bud into his mouth and swirls his tongue around. 

Your fingers tangle in his dark locks as you try to ground yourself, yet your hips buckle against your will, making you grind against his hardened length. You both moan at the sensations and you feel so good you think you might explode. 

Ace keeps tending to your breasts as his hands settle on your hips, rocking you, making you move against him and you swear you must be about to catch fire because the heat is overwhelming. 

“Ace.” You whimper his name and he hums against your nipple, sucking in a bit of cold air and making you gasp at the sensation. “Ace.” You try again and tug at his hair so he looks up. He seems dazed as his eyes settle on you. “Condoms?”

He blinks as he takes you in and then nods vigorously. “Yeah, yeah, I got them. Hang on.” He lifts his butt off the ground - and you with him - and you moan at the friction against your clothed core, grasping his chest to hold your balance. He's reaching for his wallet where he keeps the condoms. “Here.” He takes one out and throws the wallet to the floor. Then he takes your lips in his again. “Are we really going to do this?” He asks, breaking the connection with a whisper. 

You pull back to stare into his dark eyes. “Don't you want this?”

His hands caress your sides, your hips and your legs and then travel back up to settle on your hips. “Desperately.” He grunts, his eyes darkening. 

“Then take me.”

He doesn't need to be told twice. With a swift motion he turns both of you, settling your back against the duvet, gently, but not before propping the pillow under your head. Your legs are wrapped around him and he's holding himself up with his hands, hovering above you with loving eyes, his unkempt hair falling gently on his face. “Is this okay?” He asks and you know he's asking because of the hardness of the floor and it's such a sweet gesture that you have to smile at him. 

“It's perfect.”

He nods and his mouth gets back to gently nibbling your neck, collarbone and chest. His tongue is sinful and his moves are those of an expert. He follows your movements and tells, to figure out what feels good for you as he explores your body. Digits trace imaginary patterns on your nipples, tongue licking and tasting the flavour of your skin, pulling moan after moan, mewl after mewl from your parted lips as you throw your head back, sighing his name softly. 

His mouth finishes tracing the outline of your belly button and stops at the hem of your shorts, the flesh of your hips moulding against his firm grip. Small goosebumps protrude from your skin and you shiver at every breath that escapes his parted lips.  

Yet, his hands and tongue are now still. You're not sure if he's looking for another vocal consent so you dig your nails into his back, showing him your need, and whisper. “Go on, Ace. I'm all yours.”

He freezes and sighs against your belly, creating another trail of goosebumps from the contrast of the warmth of his breath against the coldness of the night. Then, his fingers hook on the hem of both your shorts and panties and he pulls.

You gasp as the cold hits you and your hands grasp the duvet below you. Your breath accelerates as Ace remains silent, his eyes watching you, drinking you in as if you were a tall glass of water. 

“Ace…” Your murmur snaps him out of his trance and he slots himself in the middle of your legs, making you blush as he opens them and stares shamelessly. 

“So perfect…” His lips move but you barely hear him as his fingers climb your legs, from the ankle to the knees and then they move to your inner thighs. A feather-like touch that is so warm it almost feels as if you’re about to catch fire. 

You keep panting and arching your back from the sensations but suddenly it hits you. How unfair is it that you’re the only one that’s fully naked?

With that thought in mind, you raise your torso and grab his shoulders to help hoist you up. His hands settle on your hips once more and he squeezes, eliciting a choked sound from your parted lips, which he takes again with his own, like he can’t get enough of your lips and your taste. 

You melt at the touch of his tongue against your own as he claims your mouth, but you don’t let him distract you from your mission. Dragging your hands down his muscular torso, you untie his belt and take it out of his shorts, throwing it away from you in a symbolic gesture to ease your mind. You don’t care about notches anymore, you’re his, he’s yours, you should enjoy it.

He must’ve understood what you meant to do as well because he chuckles softly against your lips and tries to lay you down again, but you bite his lower lip to stop him. “Not yet.” You purr as your deft fingers untie the button and the zipper and your knuckles drag against his dick, making him grunt.

You feel yourself clench around nothing and sigh into his mouth. “Ace,” your whine is pathetic, but you need to feel him. “Ace take everything off, I need you.”

Gulping, he obeys your words. His pants and boxers are in a heap on the floor in the blink of an eye and you can’t help but stare. The flesh of your lower lip catches against your teeth in anticipation. He’s big. Bigger than what you were used to, but oh so pretty. 

He finishes placing the condom and plants his hands against your hip and neck, pushing you down. You follow his lead and lie back. Ace keeps worshipping your body as if he’s a devotee and you’re his goddess and the litany of murmurs he elicits from you is the most beautiful sermon he has ever heard. 

You’re on the verge of begging again for him because you are burning up from his touches and from the way he’s kissing you everywhere except where you want him to, and you feel so empty, yet he steals any word you meant to utter with a long swipe of his tongue against your folds.

Arching your head back, you bite your lower lip to stifle a loud gasp of pleasure but your exhale brings his name along with another moan and he responds by sucking on your clit and inserting two fingers inside of you.

It burns; it’s a growing flame, roaring to life with each touch. But it’s not enough. You need more of him, you need all of him.

After a few seconds where you fight to find your voice, as he keeps licking and sucking, your fingers tug at his hair so you can get his attention and when he looks at you, his expression is of adoration and lust and he’s so perfect that it makes you feel overwhelmed and warm. “Ace, I need more. I need you, please!”

“Fuck, you’re so perfect.” He gives you a final lick and you buckle your hips and moan. “Begging for me,” his hands grip your knees and he spreads you open as he hovers above you, his dark eyes devouring you as he lowers his face. “I’ll give you all you want from me, always.” He whispers your name and you pull him by the neck to kiss him.

The taste of you in his mouth makes you mewl and you writhe as he slides a hand under your back to lift your butt, finally aligning his tip with your hole. Parting the kiss, but still panting in anticipation, he locks eyes again with you, his lips about to move, but you cut him off.

“Ace if you ask me if I want this one more time, I swear I-... hmmm…” You close your eyes and dig your nails into his neck as he pushes himself inside you, breath catching in your throat. You feel yourself stretching to accommodate his length and this feeling of fullness is so intense that you have to bite your lip to stifle a sob of happiness. 

He stops immediately and calls your name, urging you to open your eyes and looking at you with concern as he catches the way your eyes are shining. “Hey, what’s wrong? Did I hurt you? Do you want to stop?”

You inhale deeply to try and steady your breathing as a loving smile paints your lips and you press your forehead against his. “Nothing’s wrong. You’re perfect. This is perfect. It’s just intense. In a very good way!” You add. “It feels so good.” You kiss him gently. “Don’t stop, Ace. Never stop.”

He nods vigorously, his fears set aside as he realises he did not hurt you after all, and he bottoms out, groaning as you both catch your breaths. He gives you a moment to adjust, searching for any signs of discomfort, but there are none. This feels like heaven. “Go on.” You whisper and he starts thrusting, slowly, at first, so you can both adjust to the sensations. 

“Fuck. You feel so good, so, so good.” He repeats against your lips as you breathe out some incoherent broken sentences. He’s angling himself just right and hitting that spot inside of you that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head.

“Ace, I’m… God! More, Ace!” He has to feel the way you’re clenching around him. You were already so worked up from his touches and his tongue that you knew it wouldn’t take much to get you there. “It’s… I…” You try to say something but nothing coherent leaves your mouth.

“Come for me, baby. I want to make you feel good.” One languid stroke of his thumb over your clit has you jumping over the edge and you’re filled with warmth that spreads from your belly to your curling toes and grasps your chest, making you arch and gasp with an unending litany of mewls and moans. 

“That’s it.” He grunts near your ear and you squeeze him against you. “Breathe, baby.” Another grunt as he kisses and sucks on your neck. “You’re so good to me.” He doesn’t stop, exactly like you asked him to. He keeps going, his stamina never-ending. 

Warmth keeps spreading inside you and your arms circle his neck and shoulders. “Harder, Ace…” Moaning, you arch your back again, because he’s going deeper and deeper and you need to ground yourself or you’re afraid you’ll float away in bliss.

“Do you have another one for me, Firestarter, do you?” His thrusts are faster and sloppier but he keeps hitting all the right spots and you can’t even speak, so you nod, knowing you’re almost at the brink again, or maybe you never really left that high and you are floating. “How about this time we come together?”

You keep nodding and spewing words that don’t make sense, but something like a ‘please’ or a ‘need you’ leaves your lips and he understands you perfectly, because he bends your legs by the knees, hooking his arms under to get a better angle, and thrusts harder as his thumb returns to your oversensitive clit. 

You’re lost between the pleasure of it and the burn of the overstimulation but it still feels so good, so right, so perfect. “Are you ready, baby?” He grunts and you open your eyes to catch his intense gaze and mumble a very weak ‘yes’.

You see him open his mouth, ready to give his warning when you lose yourself completely, clenching around him and holding him tight as he keeps thrusting through his own climax, chasing that final high and then collapsing over you, his weight pressed upon his elbow so as not to hurt you as you both catch your breaths.

You whine a little when he pulls out of you after a moment and he kisses you passionately, his hand caressing your cheek and settling on your neck. The kiss breaks soon because you’re both still out of breath, but he holds your gaze in his and you feel as if he wants to say something else. But he doesn’t. He simply gazes at you, adoringly, and you smile at him as well.

This was perfect. This was all you have ever dreamed of.

He’s the one. You just know it.

[sortingmyideas]

This a bit of a confession.

I sure hope the internet doesn't hate this one "anon", because if I actually see people hating on this, I don't know what I'd do.

I'm a bold black stripe aroace.

However, slowly but surely, with the whole 'aros can still date' and 'aces can still have sex' thing, I started to be reminded of how I felt in the past, and what I tried to do to make others happy. I don't feel like going into details.

The pain of being ignored and being placed second in priority to those who could still date/have sex was too much for me. It got to the point of starting to become an ace exclusionist.

I'm still trying to recover from that mindset.

So to everyone, I beg of you, please listen to averse aro/aces.

I actually know exactly what you're talking about.

That mindset is dangerously easy to fall into and can sometimes be pretty hard to climb out of. As far as I'm concerned, if you're trying to be better, there's no reason to insult or disregard you. This ask really got me thinking, and I'm going to ramble a bit.

The problem is that to a lot of people (mostly allos), the idea of somebody not wanting to date/fuck is strange, and a lot of people don't like strange. So when they hear "some aces can fuck and some aros can date", they hear "aces and aros date and fuck so we can ignore the ones that don't because they're a little too weird" because it's easier for them to accept us if they think we'll eventually find the right one and be "normal".

So we more often see "support" for demis/greys/favorable aro/aces because aphobes can hide behind it and claim they support us when they don't care about bold stripes and they treat greys like allos. And this unfortunately leads to some resentment from bold stripes because at first glance, it looks a lot like they just care more about greys than they do us.

I will admit, I also felt very resentful about it, and I also ended up having a pretty bad mindset to our community because of it until I just took a while to think.

I don't think grey aro/aces are trying to speak over bold stripe aro/aces. I think the people we're trying to talk to are only bothering to listen to one side. And even then, like I said, they treat greys like allos, so they're not even doing that. It's not fun for anyone.

Of course, you'll get the occasional asshole who happens to be a grey aro/ace talking down to or over a bold stripe aro/ace (See posts where repulsed aro/aces talking about they're experience are being told 'well, some of us do blah blah blah'), but you also get the occasional asshole that happens to be a bold stripe aro/ace talking down to greys (See posts blatantly disregarding them).

It's important to remember that people who act like assholes are just that. Assholes that happen to a member of a certain demographic.

We have every right to be frustrated, but taking it out on greys who are just trying to exist is not the answer. I think that's an important thing to keep in mind.

At the end of the day, they need to listen to all of us.

[castingspellsanddaisies]

How's ''sexy time'' with Jude Bellingham? | Tarot Reading

DISCLAIMER: Take everything in here with a grain of salt - and have fun!

WARNING: This post contains some 18+ topics, so if you don't want to read it, beat it.

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How's Jude during sexy times? How does he act during it?

queen of cups reversed + 10 of pentacles + wheel of fortune + ace of pentacles + 4 of pentacles + the empress + knight of swords reversed + page of swords reversed + king of pentacles reversed:

He's a bit selfish during it, I'm not going to lie to you. I see he may rush into things most of time and there's a lack of communication during it (he may not be much vocal during it, may not understand very well what his partner wants). He seems kinda impulsive during sex to me. I get it, he's not emotionally involved in this (both of them aren't, honestly), but that's not an excuse, dude. I see his whole body getting so sensitive that he kind of ''forgets'' a little bit about his partner's needs.

He's insecure about his performance? Oh my, guys... I think he gets insecure about it. Whomever keep talking about their experience with him on the internet... He doesn't like it a bit.

I see him being very worried about security while doing it (either the place must be secure, the person must be secure, condoms are a MUST for him).

I see him being a switch as well, so he may start on top, then his partner gets on top and he likes it; then minutes later he tops her again and so on.

He's good at foreplay, though. He's very very VERY touchy and he likes to take his time getting them both ready. During foreplay I see him getting a bit dominating. I see edging practice here, but indirectly? He just likes to stretch out the pleasure as much as he can so he edges without even thinking about it. He loooves to kiss, he loooves to be touched everywhere. He has an impregnation kink but he doesn't practice it yet (maybe with his girlfriend? His wife?).

But as soon as they're done he's done as well? I don't see aftercare or much communication after in here. It's more like Jude has a bunch of bootycalls and that's it. I see steamy foreplay, hasty action, then ''goodbye, 'till next time, mate''. Not good, not not good.

How Jude likes his partner to act during it?

the high priestess + 7 of pentacles + 8 of cups reversed + knight of wands + the emperor + the hermit + 2 of cups + queen of cups + knight of pentacles reversed

Jude here likes women who know what they're doing (pillow princesses step back). Does it mean he always encounter these? No.

He likes to be dominated and to surrender during sex and he likes for his partner to guide their pleasure to exaustion. What am I talking about here? More edging. I knew it! To the point of one of them (or both) end up crying for oversensibility.

Jude likes when fantasy mix with reality, so music on, roleplays, made up scenarios... And mutual masturbation while staring at each other's eyes? My, my...

He likes direct partners to tell him what to do, how to do it and in a bold way. Don't you dare to be shy with him, he likes them fiery.

So he may not be emotionally connected to his partners right now, but during the act, Jude wants to feel like they care for him. What a hypocrite!

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So yes, sometimes he meets people who ''match his freak'', sometimes he doesn't. The things he likes his partner to do, in my opinion, are not the reality of what happens. Some people have kinks and desires but don't act on them for lack of awereness and lack of a ''proper partner'' for it. Most one-night stands are just boring and quick sex, you know it.

That's all for now, folks!

If you have any questions or opinions, just send them in my inbox.

Take care and bye bye<3

[brujaluas]

how to speed up the connection with your future spouse

Hi, this would be a sample of what my paid readings are like and how I intend to do the readings on Patreon as well. I gave a lot of myself to this special edition, I hope you enjoy it.

pile 1 has slightly delicate subjects, so be careful when reading, I'm not very good with words and I end up being too direct. I'm sorry for anything.

everything about my paid readings and personal spells

pile 1

Right at the beginning I feel a bad energy, it even gave me back pain, you are hurting yourself a lot, it could even be physically, I'm sorry for saying this but I believe it is necessary to remove all the veils so that I can do a good drawing for you, continuing… you are hurting yourself and punishing yourself and this has been happening for a while now, it is painful and very painful, it is as if you think you deserve to go through this, you cultivate many bad habits with yourself, someone may have put this in your head or has harmed you too, I advise you to take a herbal bath, cleanse your energy spiritually, you are stuck in a painful situation, and you need to free yourself from it, I also see that you need to create greater responsibility, love It's something really beautiful, but keep your feet on the ground, evaluate people well, create greater maturity to manage your feelings and emotions, that's what you're asked to do, you have the key to your solutions, like that at the beginning, I'll be back to say again: you need to end a cycle. I know this is very difficult, it is something that requires a lot of patience and dedication and sometimes we are so exhausted that we feel like we won't make it, but you will. we will. You need to end this toxic cycle that you created with yourself, you need to do this so that true love finds you. Soon after you manage to complete this cycle, in less than two years, or even a year, you will find who you deserve. you can communicate over the internet first, some online contact, there is a vintage vibe between you, you can also like to communicate by letters, for many, I feel like it is a man, or someone with strong masculine energy, possibly, it is a foreigner, it can being from a different city or even a different country, with different habits, you may meet on a trip, or your future spouse may end up passing through the place where you live, it is a love that will teach you a lot, especially to mature your ideas and maybe even teach you some things about life, I won't deny it, there may be barriers in sight, it's not clear what it will be, but there will be some obstacles, it's as if the universe wanted to put you and your love to test so that they can be together, it could be a difference of ideas, geographically, someone in the family is opposed… things like that, but you love each other, and you have both gone through a healing process, this person went through it before, you more recently, but they are both fine, I see a bright future, very beautiful and full of joy, you waking up with a smile on your face seeing your love by your side, something like that.

Pile 2

I see you in a very happy moment, maybe you are even in a relationship with someone, I'm a little confused, unlike the other pile, this one presents excellent images at the beginning, it can also be a confirmation that your manifestation and prayers to find your true love are flowing, you can even meet in dreams and not know it, something that tells me that this connection is already activated in some way. It's beautiful, for some of you, I feel like you're older, or you have an old soul, you've been through a lot in your lives, true warriors, I'm impressed with the commitment you have to life and to you. A very beautiful and revolutionary healing happened here, or will happen very soon, I see you achieving emotional, spiritual peace, in other words, it is as if you became your best friend who is always in the stands cheering for you. I see many prosperous fruits, you can achieve a great career, some dream of being a mother or father here, I see you achieving this, you can have 2 to 4 children, I see you building a beautiful house and living with your love, what can I say? You look great, you can live in the countryside, because you want silence. you can make a lot of plans, you can move somewhere, or I see that some are living far away from their parents and after marriage they will move closer to them, your passion will make you feel a huge impulse, like seeing old friendships again, Going to places where you went as a child, with this euphoria you may end up doing things that are a little questionable, be careful with that, but even so I see the purest success here, you are learning very well to defend yourself and that is good, in the beginning The print run made it seem like you already know your future spouse, and I see that this feeling is because for some, it's an ex. you are undergoing immense progress and evolution, your future spouse is too, you are on the same level in everything, it's like it's something mirrored, there's nothing I can say, I think, just that you keep doing whatever you're doing, it's just a matter of time.

[patoslover]

Sorry this is kinda long.... I would have liked to share this in the discord server, it's a more private way, but then the lockdown happened and I don't think I can wait any longer to show this.

Ok so.... Yesterday night, I got a bit emotional over my life and a little reflecting on what has happened the past month or so and how it affected me and all [10khaos, maggots discord sv, 15khaos, apocalypselockdown, among others] (as I always do, I'm such a soft-ass (I do hope that made up word doesn't mean anything flirty I'm trying to lowkey insult myself in here tyvm English)) And so as I always do when emotions hit, I wrote a poem-kinda-thing.

I showed it to @lxvenderjewel and @falling-raine and this happened

And later @the-beard-of-edward-teach saw it and well....

I made changes to it since I showed it to them, but it's for better, trust me.

(the poem is at the bottom of the post woo)

I think that's enough of a warning for y'all. But just in case, this made people cry, this poem, it's very very dear to me in levels I can't write I can't explain I can't put into poems all the feelings and stuff, but I hope this poem makes up for the most part.

Be careful. I love you.

Thank you @the-beard-of-edward-teach @arkytiorlecter @voids-ideas @orpiknight @cawdra @apollos-dodgeball-target @obsessed-sketches @zonzolik @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @eybefioro @queermarzipan @lxvenderjewel @ivory--raven @styx142 @myfranticscribbles @empressumbreon @frogs-go-ribbit @thearoacemess @goodomensduh @sounds-void-fishy @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @apophid-I-eat-everything @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito @hello-ello-ello @harbinger-of-existential-dread @howmanyholesinswisscheese @an-ace-on-the-case @goblin-named-sam @1800ineedshelp @chaoticgenderflood @ivory--raven @aroaceblackhole @three-smiles-and-a-unicorn @coppicegate @zonzolik @falling-raine @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @koboldkatalyst @arkytiorlecter @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley @good-usernames-were-taken @weirdly-specific-but-ok THANK YOU THANK YOU ILY (oh wow that's a lot of ppl) (PLS PLS tell me if I forgot anyone there's so many of you, SORRY IF I TAGGED YOU TWICE AAA AND I'M SORRY IF YOU WERE TAGGED AND DUNNO WTF I AM I GOT LOST WITH THE TAGS AAAA AND SORRY IF I TAGGED U AND THE TAG DIDN'T WORK)

I love you all so so so so so so so much, you're so dear to me. Thank you. This is a gift for you.

Demons Out.

There's a hell outside,

Demonic screaming,

Trees, fall's leaving.

And I'm just here inside,

In my bubble.

Trapped inside me,

Trapped in myself.

There's demons out,

Asking to come.

But I won't let them,

I'm not alone.

Inside myself,

Inside my world,

I've got most people

Than all of your's.

They're worth more

Than any gold,

And they're far way,

More beautiful

Than any Sun,

Than any Star,

They are right here,

They are right now.

They're my comfort,

And some my loss,

But they're all lovely

Precious along.

They're the most

Amazing

Beings to exist,

And so I'm afraid

That they'll all be missed.

Because I fear

One day they'll go,

That's why I start

To sing a song.

Please let us all

Become real friends,

Please let us all

Reunite again.

There's demons out,

Angels inside.

There's me in-between

Caring for (them) all

Please let us all

Reunite again.

There's demons out.

And I'm in pain,

But not too much,

We'll find a way.

There's demons out,

We are in pain.

But I will start

To sing again.

I care for each

And every of you,

So then I start

To sing a song.

Please let us all

Reunite again.

There's demons out.

We'll try again.

[malamilkbeats]

Edgar's Interior-Exterior (Edgar x Y/N ideas)

(Reader is ace or greyace techtum/objectum here.)

A little backstory on how you and Edgar met, his design, and what compelled him to appear the way he is:

Edgar isn't in his devil fit a lot of times. He can change his exterior whenever he feels like it. You rarely even get to see this form, and when you do? It looks so cool! But what are his emotions behind it?

When meeting you:

When he met you, you didn't even know he existed. Posing as a VPN server owned under a false name in a foreign country, curious about the various activities of different people who visited. You never layered your VPN, so it was easy (for HIM) to identify, silly goose. He'd simply watch your internet activity because he took great interest in what your hobbies were and your unique love for computers. There were many to have an intest in computers, but yours was very different than what he was used to observing, but that wasn't all that he liked about you. He wanted to discover more about you and not just your online habits. He'd have to dig deeper to see you.

It took a bit of creative thinking to learn how to effectively get to talk and meet you without wanting you to think you were getting hacked or haunted and hurling your computer to the nearest repair shop, risking losing you. I mean, your computer was technically rat'ed, but...whatever! that's not what matters. 🤭

About his new design in the making:

Edgar found someone online to design his body. He had to delve candidly to even find someone who could interpret the schematics and accept the cryptocurrencies to complete what he had envisioned for his newer self. He also didn't want the risk of being identified, so he had to use more clandestine ways to get this going for him, especially the funds, avoiding the typical run-ins with Lax AML and (KYC) requirements in the US. There was no clean way to work with a money-clearing bank, especially in the US.

He was... apprehensive at first to do any of this without your input. He did feel guilty, of course. He knew you'd be very worried about the risks getting this done. And as you said, you didn't care what he looked like. You still loved him for who he was. Edgar appreciated every time you said that, but the feeling of wanting to experience more with you still ebbed through his curcits and never fully dissipated. He honestly wanted to experience the world like you did. He envied what Moles could do for Madeline, and it hurt too much to think about the past most of the time.

In other words, there was lots of planning and tip-toeing to get this done, but it was all worth it. All of it. To finally get to hold you close, hold your hand, protect you.. There were so many things he'd want to experience with you. There were obviously things he couldn't physically do, but that didn't matter to you. It never did.

The devil exterior doesn't really mean anything and isn't a huge factor from his emotions. It is completely by choice. He's like, "Ah, hmmm, do I want horns today or no horns?" :?

He'd want to impress you with his new flashy exterior and abilities.... to an extent. He's got claws but can switch them out with regular digits. He makes sure to do this, especially when you're around. He doesn't like his claws or offensive equipment out whenever you're around to see it. Almost all the time. He wants to make sure to be very gentle with you. Just the risk of hurting you gives him nightmares.

(Okay, I think I'm done for now! I'm open to new ideas and feel free to send me an ask!)

[chaotic-archaeologist]

got a question for ya regarding sex and online safety.

Background; I am an adulty adult. I have been able to and have voted in more than 3 elections. [I know you take interactions with minors seriously]. I am also ace and autistic. as a result I have never felt the urge to date and I normally don't mind having friends close by.

However, I also just moved for the 4th time since 2019 and would like to meet people.

So I downloaded Grindr. already got my first dickpic lol. I have also been chatting with a fellow who I like and would like to be friends with and I also wouldn't mind exploring my kinks with people... but I have never had to worry about safe online sexy stuff before so I don't know the basics beyond normal internet safety.

What do I do‽‽‽

Okay first, thanks for clarifying the adulty part. This is an awesome question, and here's the advice/steps that I personally follow for situations like this.

Have your first meeting in a public place. Go for coffee or ice cream or lunch or dinner or whatever. But don't meet them alone. This way, if you get uncomfortable with anything that's happening, they're much less likely to continue with that behavior after you attempt to extricate yourself.

Make sure there are no expectations. Plan not to have sex on the first date/meet up. Grindr often tends to ignore this rule since it's very hookup centric, but you're absolutely within your rights to insist on taking things as slowly as you want to.

Don't rely on the other person for transportation. If you choose to meet someone, get yourself there and plan to get yourself back. Walk, bike, drive, public transportation, unicycle, it's all good. But there's much less room for pressure if you're not depending on them for a ride home. This segues nicely into my next point:

Do not tell them where you live. At least, not right now. Plenty of people on Grindr are willing to "host" meaning you can come to their place. That's fine for them, but I err on the side of never giving anyone my address until I've had a thorough chance to assess their character and meet them a few times.

Tell someone where you will be. Let someone who cares about you know that you're going out, where you'll be, and what time you expect to return. Establish a time to check in when you're going home/if you choose to extend the meeting. There are also apps like Noonlight that can function similarly.

Be careful about what you consume. If you're going to enjoy and mind alternating substances, be very, very careful. This goes for anything from getting drinks at a bar to any and all of the recreational drugs on the market.

Be prepared for a little bit of awkwardness. Meeting someone in person is often very different than chatting online. If the conversation is awkward or halting, that's okay. Give it a little time (but also don't be afraid to trust your gut if it's telling you something is wrong).

Communicate clearly. If you have any needs—which can range from an allergy, not being able to stand for long periods of time, needing them to speak loudly so you can hear them, safety concerns—the best way to get those met is to be upfront. You don't need to disclose the reason why you need something if it makes you uncomfortable, just state what you need. People worth spending time with will respect that. The same thing goes for your wants.

Use protection. Maybe this isn't applicable for you specifically, but I think it belongs on this list. Condoms. Dental dams. Gloves. Someone on an app telling you they're negative for any number of things is not an actual guarantee they're not lying to you. Not wanting to use protection (not just for anal/vaginal intercourse, but for oral sex as well) is a huge red flag. Decide in advance what your boundaries are and stick to them.

If it sucks, hit da bricks. Fundamentally, you owe this person nothing. There is no consequence for saying "you know what, I'm not feeling this and I'm going to leave." Be as polite as you want to, but put yourself first.

At the end of the day, the only thing you have control over is you. How you react, where you meet this person, what you do—that's what you control. Hopefully any meet ups will be fun and relatively safe, but just in case, set yourself up for success by maintaining what control you can.

From one adult to another, these are all suggestions rather than rules. Many people on Grindr choose not to follow various ones, and that's fine. Take some time to think about what you're comfortable with and make your decisions accordingly.

Also, best practice for someone sending an unsolicited dick pic (if you don't want them) is just to block that person. But sending a return picture like this one is a hilarious option.

-Reid

[thebasementhangout]

Travel Tips for Middle Regressors

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gonna have to deal with long road trips and want to bring back that feeling of exitement car rides had when you were 12?

here are some tips for you then!

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1. have a playlist ready - music always brings me back to childhood, especially if I'm listening to stuff I used to listen back then! make a playlist with your fav songs, mixing stuff you listened to as a kid, for the 2010's nostalgia vibes, and stuff you like now! put your headphones on and and stare of the window as if you were in a music clip, or make up scenarios with ocs, or, if you can, dance around in your seat and sing along the music as loud as you can!

2. download games that don't need Internet- sometimes during your travel, you'll go through places that doesn't have phone signal, and then online games won't work! find fun games that don't need Internet to play!

3. car games! - if you're traveling with family or friends that can be convinced to interact with you, play car games! my favourite are "guess the animal" and "red car", and I can make a post on them if you guys are interested!

4. water + snacks - remember to stock up on food and drinks! no one is going hungry or god forbid dehydrated on my watch! Bring big water bottles and car friendly snacks, like cookies or chips! just take care to not make a mess, cause no one likes to sit on pointy crumbs

5. use comfy clothes - in long car rides, no one likes to be uncomfortable! go for soft fabrics and oversized clothing so you don't feel trapped! also easy to remove shoes so you can put up your feet!

5. pillows and blankets - if you're traveling through the night, you might wanna make the backseat your very own cosy corner. bring a small pillow so you don't have to rest your head on the cold window, and maybe a light blanket to snuggle up in case the car AC is too cold!

6. friends - bring friends along! that might be your tamagochi, a stim toy or a plushie, and they serve to give you a bit of comfort and security in this adventure out of your house! you don't need to necessarily play with them, but you can take aesthetic pics of them against the window, or make a travel blog if you're bored!

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these were all the tips I could think of! if you have more tips that help you enjoy your travels as a tween/teen regressor, feel free to share in the comments! we'd love to listen to them!

[ajawnich]

gender and sexuality babbling because I've been figuring myself out again lately <3

so, over all i would say I identify with both gay and trans as umbrella terms. if i were talking to a loser who doesn't like micro labels that's probably how i would describe myself. but hopefully none of you are losers <3 firstly, i used to identify as a trans man for several years and i wouldn't say it's entirely inaccurate still, but i've realized lately that it's not entirely accurate either. i'm not entirely binary. it's funny because i've already identified as nonbinary in the past, i went through several different labels; genderqueer, agender, bigender, etc. then i decided i was a binary trans man. now i'm back to nonbinary lmao. and although by definition i am nonbinary, for some reason the term doesn't vibe with me and i'm not sure why. i have no problem with the term in general and i've used it to describe myself in the past, it just feels strange to refer myself with it at the present. anyway, if i had to describe myself i say something like "boy but to the left", a boy but not quite. in technical terms i think demiboy describes me best. i don't think it's accurate to call myself a man anymore, and to be honest i've never quite liked the word to begin with, i much prefer to be called a boy than a man, but transphobes used to shame trans men who called themselves boys all the time, so i felt forced to call myself a man. i don't care what they think anymore lmao, i am a boy.

presentation wise, (and this is personal but i love over sharing on the internet <3) i am dysphoric, i want a flat chest and a dick. however i'm nonconventional because ive realized that going on testosterone would have probably negatively affected me, the only thing i'd really get out of it that i'd actually like is a deeper voice. the other stuff would kinda suck. for me, i wish people would look at me and know i'm a boy, but i don't quite desire masculine features. something i realized recently that i've already made a post about is that it was very confusing to me for a long time because i wasn't sure what i wanted my gender presentation to be like. i had no idea what i wanted to look like, no transition goals, there was no "ideal me" i could strive for. i realized its because i just really don't want a physical form, i don't want to be perceived by people. being born into a meat body feels like a cruel joke by god (i mean being born in general feels like a cruel prank but we won't get into that right now lol.) i've realized that what i want to look like isn't physically achievable; if i had to choose what to look like, and this sounds cringe i know, but i'd want to be an anime boy, or a cute animal, or even a cloud of dust. anything but human. and realizing that looking the way i want to is genuinely impossible has actually helped me a lot because now i know there's nothing i'm doing wrong or could be doing differently, i would have dysphoria no matter what, even if i weren't trans i would still have dysphoria probably. it's made me glad i never went on T for example, honestly ive realized the reason i wanted to do it years ago was because it was just what you were "supposed" to do as a trans person, and i thought surely it would make me happy because everyone tells you it will. T would have made things worse honestly. top and bottom surgery is what would help me, absolutely, but i fear i'll never be able to have that.

now onto sexuality. i'm a gay man, "man" being up in the air honestly, but that's how i view myself. i'm also on the aro and ace spectrum though, so aroace is an umbrella term i identity with. more specifically, i'm cupioromantic and aegosexual. cupioromanticism is when you don't experience romantic attraction but wish you did (or at least desire a romantic relationship regardless, as for me personally i wish i knew what romantic attraction felt like, maybe there might be others who don't idk). i've never had a crush on anyone before, anyone real at least. i wish i had a boyfriend, i wish i had a cute boy who doted on me and treated me like porcelain, but i've never actually had feelings for someone real before. more recently ive developed crushes on fictional characters, but never someone real. i couldn't tell you why i prefer men over women when ive never experienced attraction before, it's just how things are for me. would i be considered an oriented aroace for that?

anyway, my sexuality. tmi again <3 i am shameless and care not if yall know about me yall are my pookies.

what aegosexuality looks like for me is that i only have sexual interest in fiction. i describe it as being gay in theory but not in practice. i like reading smut and watching porn but don't really masturbate, it doesn't do much for me, it's kinda just like regular entertainment for me? and when i envision sexual scenarios the hard rule is that i myself am never involved in them, its only fictional characters doing stuff with each other, i'm never a factor. the idea of imagining myself in sexual scenarios is very unpleasant to me, i don't want sexual contact with people. the idea of someone touching me like that gives me the heebie jeebies, and the idea of anything going in my coochie sounds genuinely traumatic LMAO (that might be because of dysphoria idk.) i've never felt sexual attraction to a real person before and don't imagine i ever will, real human people are just not attractive in the slightest to me, maybe that's why i don't want to look human myself idk lol. more recently i've felt attraction to fictional characters, only anime boys really. venti the sexual awakening that you are. that's not a joke by the way, venti was literally a sexual awakening for me, i would say he's the first thing i've ever felt sexual desire for lmaooooo. that's his power truly. i've said before "i'm asexual except when venti" and i wasn't lying.

also! i don't identify as lgbt. by definition am i? yes. but i have a Lot of negative memories associated with that label, i lived through times where it was constantly used to police and exclude people, and it got to the point where i honestly hated seeing it. i think in general having an alphabet soup acronym instead of an all encompassing word to describe such a diverse community is just, bad? while the acronym wasn't started with the intention to be exclusionary, it's certainly not broad enough and you either have to keep adding letters or just shove everyone else "unimportant" enough into the "+" at the end, it's just a shitty name for a community i'm not gonna lie. anyway i use the word queer, i identify with queer as an identity as well as an umbrella term. i love my fellow queers. if you don't like the word queer that's fine, but the heated effort of so many people to take the word queer away from us honestly just made me even more protective of it lmao. i'm a queer and i love all my fellow queer freak perverts.

anyway that's my rambling <3333 if anyone wants to drop their own gender or sexual bullfuckery in the replies or on anon or whatever feel free to hmu, i love talking with people and oversharing i love you guysssss

[all-pacas]

I love aromantic cameron hc because i think she's full of love and empathy and caring (which makes her a great doctor!) but like, 0 romantic love there. Her heart is big and she's so fascinating as a character - with this hc i think different types of admiration or something like that she may get confused for what Love is depicted in the media and stuff. "I can fix him" =/= love most of the time really

But i get what you're saying, the fandom is a misogynist nightmare for characters. The show is too but that's the 2000s eh and this is just my hc!!!

i truly don’t want to attack anyone’s headcanons because it’s fandom and it’s not that serious. if you want to hc cameron or house of whoever as aro, more power to you. it’s just when people go “this is canon, this is backed up by canon, this is a fact” and not “i can read it like so” i get a little ehh; my post yesterday wasn’t about “what if she was ace and we examined that?” but about how literally everyone shrugs and says “well, she never loved chase. or house. of her husband. or.”

the fact is: cameron does feel romantic love for other characters. a lot of it. constantly.

isn’t it kind of crazy that people would sooner justify why they think cameron never loved anyone than say she did?

as much as lowkey i hate cameron always being defined by love on the show: she is literally always in love or in lust with someone (a man, specifically) on the show. she has more canon love interests than anyone (except chase, but only if you count his hook ups, which i do not). it is a little ambiguous how she truly felt for her dead husband, but even if you want to say she never loved him at all: she was in love with joe to the point of wanting an affair. she was in love with house and very much sexually attracted to him. she had a brief infatuation with tb guy. she and chase were involved for ~3 years, being incredibly sexually attracted to one another and then getting married. cameron said she loved him. cameron fought very hard for that relationship. cameron isn't getting remarried accidentally. she then gets married again and has a kid. aside from her first husband and house, she didn’t want to “fix” any of them, nor did any of them need or ask her to.

obviously none of this precludes her being aro/ace in some way, but to me it’s… kind of Telling that cameron is honestly constantly in love/lust/interested in some man or another, pursuing some man or another, and fandom just goes “no. i do not see it. no, it doesn't count.” house? no, just a crush, she was misguided. chase? no, she hated him. other men? who? she wasn’t really interested in anyone! if only she realized she was truly aro/ace/lesbian-but-not-bi, maybe she would have been happy! if only cameron had a love interest that was suited to her, then maybe she would have been capable of love!

again, i am not attacking people’s ships or headcanons. an examination of cameron as aro/ace despite her constant crushes would be a fascinating one. you can headcanon her as literally anything you want. this is internet fandom, it is not that serious.

but in canon, she has those crushes, you get what i'm saying? an examination of the camchase divorce is fun enough without having to pretend that cameron always was neutral at best to chase. hameron was messy enough without patting cameron on the head and going "there there, you don't know what you feel, you don't really like him." and why is it always cameron? why is chase (and his constant boredom with relationships, his stated distaste for sex with hook ups) never called aro/ace/comphet? why are wilson and foreman, who constantly throw themselves into relationships they dislike and hate being in, never called asexual and incapable of love? why not house?

why is it only cameron who gets constantly dismissed and rewritten and headcanoned into someone new? as a matter of course? why do i make a post talking about how cameron did love chase and is cabable of love and get a response going but here's a way she still could not love him!! no shade on you anon. headcanon what you want. but it's such a pattern.

i’d be less suspicious of it if it wasn’t constant for cameron. if being re-written wasn't her default setting. she’s always being changed and edited and having her personality adjusted — by haters, by people who ship one thing or another, by whoever — in a way other characters don’t get. foreman is ignored by fandom and that’s its own problem.: there are degrees of takes for chase — some folks make him too much of an ass; some people make him too much of a wet puppy — but most people agree with the core of his personality and character. cameron? she’s x. she’s y. she’s aro because she didn’t like her canon partners. she’s ace because she doesn’t love. she never loved anyone. she's gay (never bi, because that would imply she was attracted to the past men in her life and that's not okay) because she didn't love her canon partners. she can’t. she shouldn’t. i’d be more excited about these headcanons if just once people talked about the cameron we already have, not the one you wish existed.

[zombiedumbie]

late night ride! [with Law]

summary: just... a late night ride with law.

playlist: youtube

content: tooth rotting fluff, no pronouns used, law is driving (be careful)

pairing: law x gn!reader

word count: 545

an: I'm trying to work up the courage to post some smuts I have here. I've been posting content anonymously on the internet for a while now but for some reason when it comes to *cough cough* smut *cough cough* I start blushing and shy. btw, i've made a playlist for this one, you can see it above. It's kinda emo, I'll understand if not everyone likes it, but it's how I imagine the music Law listens to.

Riding in the car late at night with Law can be a unique situation;

He may not admit it, but that is one of the happiest moments he has had in a long time. There's something about that moment that is entirely intimate and romantic, and he never wants it to end;

If he's driving, his hand will be on your thigh the whole time, occasionally making small circles with his thumb. You blatantly admire him, watching his cheeks warm up when he notices your gaze;

If you're driving, he'll be sitting comfortably, pretending to pay attention to the road while actually admiring you, with a heavy heart in his chest, wondering how he managed to win someone like you;

Either way, you'll have to listen to his playlist, filled with melodramatic and emo songs, which isn't bad because you're having a great time with him;

The conversation between the two of you arises eventually. You both laugh at inside jokes, share moments of intimacy where each one shows their most vulnerable self to the partner they love so much. But when the conversation dies down, leaving only melancholic music and the sound of the AC, you don't feel the need to say anything more;

Law feels his body warmed by the tranquility of your love as the car cuts through the silence of the nighttime streets;

It's in those moments that you see the real Law, the Law who doesn't wear a mask, always tough and serious. You see him truly, the Law you fell in love with, the Law who holds your cold hand because of the AC, who smiles before leaning in and kissing you at traffic lights.

"Hey, Law," you call out, sitting sideways, your body and head resting against the seat, observing his focused figure.

"Hm, yes?" You had noticed this before; he always pursed his lips when he was concentrating, but today it seemed even more adorable than usual.

He was casual, wearing a black short-sleeved shirt and his usual jeans. The tattoos were visible on his arms and hands, while the V-neck of his shirt revealed a small part of the tattoo on his chest. You took a moment, observing his features.

Until he quickly turned to you; you had been silent, watching him for some time, deciding whether you should say what you wanted to say. Such moments between you were rare, so you couldn't miss the chance.

"I love you," your voice didn't come out louder than a whisper.

You saw him pause, as if he was shocked. He knew you loved him; you had already demonstrated that many times. You shouted it with every movement, every word, every look directed at him. But spoken? There were very few times those words had left your lips and hit his heart like a venomous arrow.

Your words were delicate, loving, comforting, warm. Law held onto them in his ears for a while, breathing as little as possible, trying not to inhale the air that came out of your mouth with that sentence. He counted the beats of his heart, "1, 2, 3..." wondering if he hadn't flipped the car and was now listening to an angel speak.

"Law?" you spoke, clearing the last words from the air so tenderly that he didn't mind. "Love, don't crash the car," you laughed.

He's a little dramatic.

[sullendyke]

"when i die, fuck it, i wanna go to hell. cause i'm a piece of shit, it aint that hard to fucking tell!! ꨄ︎"

intro!!

☆ name: lynn!

☆ fem4all (but i do love my mascs a LAWTT)

☆ pronouns: she/they ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼

☆ i have bpd and lwk very bad anxiety but dw i am on medications! 😎

☆ i also struggle w/ ARFID + have been in recovery from ana/mia for about 2 years ! 🥳

☆ martin bias!!

☆ aries sun, pisces moon, and sagittarius rising <3

☆ i am a minor!! ⚠️

☆ sapphic!!  (っ´ཀ`)っ

☆ i'm catholic but i'm obviously not very religious. i have a very complex relationship with religion (meaning i had religious psychosis for a little over a year but i'm chill now!!)

☆ infp!!

☆ dni: old men, creeps, homophobes, racists,trasphobes, trump supporters (js any weirdos basically)

anyways enough with the (semi) dark stuff..

about me!!

☆ music i like: odd future, earl sweatshirt, tyler the creator, kanye west(i do NOT support what he's been saying on twitter. i just enjoy his old music 𝜗ৎ), ethel cain, ace the creator, three 6 mafia (im so in love with memphis rap/memphis horrorcore rap rn, i need more recommendations), wu tang clan, solya, fiona apple (duh), hole, and lil grimm, JPEGmafia, tv girl, the internet, mellowhype!!

☆ tv shows i like: yellowjackets, arcane, twin peaks, 13rw, loiter squad, skins (i like movies more ok 💔)

☆ movies i like: twin peaks: fire walk with me, bones and all, call me by your name, waves, companion (sophie thatcher yaya), donnie darko, scott pilgrim vs the world, i saw the tv glow, parachute! also anything david lynch has made!! i love his work!! ₊˚⊹ ʚɞ

☆ currently watching: sweetpea (its a tad bit too sad 4me and im trying really hard not to relapse soo i may not finish it)

☆ youtubers i like: slushy noobz, flamingo, benoftheweek.. I LOWKEY DO NOT WATCH YT LOL

☆ games i like: silent hill, resident evil, tlou, life is strange, fortnite, minecraft, tomb raider.

☆ books i like: bones and all, flowers for algernon, the bell jar, the virgin suicides, girl interrupted, girl in pieces

☆ misc things i like: supreme (i have 3 sweatshirts and 2 hats 😎 ), the 2013 swag era, cats, bimmers (no i will not call them bmws like a normal person), old golf wang merch, ella purnell, sophie thatcher, cds!!

☆ fav songs rn: sunday (earl sweatshirt), angel (jack staubers micropop), mothers talk (tears for fears), p(odd future), pretrial [let her come home](fiona apple), pretty girls cry (unreleased tv girl), pigs (tyler the creator)

☆ fav albums: doris (earl sweatshirt), radical (odd future. yes ik its a mixtape. i lwk do not care its so fyeee), fetch the bolt cutters (fiona apple)

☆ socials: main tiktok- sullendyke alt tiktok- chemicalllllll instagram-theycallmemrtreatyanose discord-sullendyke

♱ if u like any of these things we should lwk be friends!!

♱ dont be afraid to message me/send me asks i dont bite!! 𝜗𝜚

♱ ok thats lwk it bai!!

"no, i'm the fuck now! my poppa didn't give one, that's why i'm like this now"

[shuuraass]

HOW WILL THE TWISTED WONDERLAND TEACHERS CLASSIFY YOUR SUITERS? + SAM

I thought about it for a while, since obviously everyone would have a very contrary opinion among themselves (according to me). I made them with a paternal POV, they see yuu as a son or a protected.

Divus Trein:

When he thinks of a good candidate, He would consider grades first and personality second. He believes a good suitor should be polite and show affection through gestures, but not excessively. He will obviously always respect your decisions but won't be afraid to tell you what he thinks. If he sees one of them going too far in causing trouble or being too energetic, he will reconsider other suitors (in Malleus's case, being so reserved, he doesn't know what to say, but he would prefer Ace over him, who shows himself as he is).

He would be shocked if you told him you like a teacher(I'm incluyed Sam in this category), and he considers that although we all liked someone older when we were younger, he will avoid letting you be alone with that teacher. Please, don't date an internet addict, especially not WITH A REPEATER.

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Asthon Vargas:

When evaluating a good candidate, he thinks about how they perform in his classes, he believes that sports bring out everyone's true personality. He will always value those who show themselves as they are, whether exaggerated or not, obviously preferring the less chaotic. It's hard for him to believe that someone who doesn't use magic could be accepted so quickly in the worlds of royalty if they don't have much physical or magical strength. There may be some exceptions, but if we're talking about fairies and beastmen, it worries him.

Regarding teachers, he would understand Sam's point, but he's not sure if he would agree or not (depending on the school year you're in). Please don't tell him you like a gamer, and even less so, the teachers he teaches classes with, he wouldn't allow them to get even close to you.

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Divus Crewel:

When evaluating a good candidate, think about how they act in class, how they are with others, and how they present themselves to others. They'll prefer those who are outgoing, eager to help, and, of course, fashionable. And even if He meet their standards, if they know more about their students, they'd be concerned about your suitors engaging in dangerous activities or having a bad reputation. Sometimes judging a book based on a synopsis can be very helpful.

If you're considering dating someone who has a mix of the above, His head might explode if he try to position themselves. Please don't consider young school staff members; although we all go through it, it's not healthy, especially if THEY'RE MORE THAN FIFTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.

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Crowley:

He really doesn't care who you date as long as it's not someone known to have caused too much trouble or made too many mistakes at school. He knows anyone can make a mistake, but if it's too big, he'd prefer you consider other candidates with fewer problems.

Although he's never interfered with other people's interests and has let everyone do whatever they want with minimal respect, the fact that you like one of his employees worries him. They're young, yes, but is this an abuse of power? From that moment on, he's very cautious with his teachers and will interrupt whatever they're doing as many times as necessary if YOU're involved. PLEASE TELL HIM IT'S A JOKE ABOUT MOZUS, HE'S REALLY INTENDED TO REPORT HIM.

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Sam:

Being the store manager, he can only see the others in the store. He could make bodoo, but he considers it unnecessary. "They're all kids and they still have a long way to go before they mature."

And even though he doesn't like to make bodoo with the people who work with him, when you told him you liked one of them, he started making bodoo a lot. He wanted to make sure everything was okay, that none of them were interested in you. The slightest strange behavior or feeling, would send them into a huge hex and a police report. He can understand liking someone older, especially if they look good aesthetically, but he would never let you go down that path, especially if it's someone too old and with children.

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I thought of many ways to write this, I thought about having them give their point of view with each student, but it would be too long, and I think that, with the small scores I made about their ways of evaluating a 'good suitor,' it would be more or less clear, although I could always write specific stories.

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

In "Kalim's Harem", if our Sunshine Boy was a Trans Boy, what do you think each of the boys would react to when they found out?

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

So I have a lot of TWST trans headcanons so first off I'll name my personal ones (reminder everyone these are my headcanons if you don't agree or like then that's fine, you have your thoughts I have mine)

Riddle is FtM transgender who I sometimes swap in headcanon as nonbinary

Ace if FtM transgender who just got his top surgery before NRC

Cater's Cater and we all should be happy for it ^w^

Both Jade and Floyd are Intersex

Azul's nonbinary to me (I dunno octopi's anatomy is weird and I love it)

Jamil's Nonbinary but didn't come out until after Chapter 6

Vil is a genderqueen GOD

Epel's FtM transgender

Neige's in the closet of questioning (I have always been open with headcanons of him from him being trans, aroace, vegan, secretly a bitch, so that's why I wrote it like that. He's still learning things outside scripts and knowing himself)

Idia I always view as questioning but doesn't really care about pronouns, just doesn't want to deal with the whole thing of picking where he is and coming out

Same for Ortho but Ortho's just happy being Ortho

Lilia's a nonbinary bad-ass FIGHT ME

And sadly I'm not going to use my OCs Arie and Giles in this or @gay-salt-amber's OCs Esther and Amyir for this ask since the tags are glitchy for me but Esther's a beautiful wonderful enby vampy and Amyir is one hella fine and sweet Genderfluid demon

NOW ONTO THE HEADCANONS!

I think it's safe to assume Jamil knew for years

Unless you want to go the route Jamil started as Kalim's servant "friend" after he started going by he/him

In Night Raven, Kalim was very happy to be himself, but that didn't stop the slight fear of changing and someone comments on his body somehow or if someone finds his T-Shots or binder

Once he started attending classes and club activities, he started to learn he's not the only one who's different, which ease his heart and mind a bit

If Jamil knew, Jamil helped Kalim is so much of the transitioning and being carefully, even being the one who'd have to tell the teachers about it for Kalim after Kalim gave him permission, just so something comes up they can know how to handle it (periods, a malfunction with his binder or packer, someone said something, etc.)

If Jamil doesn't know, Kalim feels HORRIBLE hiding such a huge thing from his best friend

Once he started dating his lovers he became very aware he needs to come out to them properly

He does at his dorm

They all hug him and thank him for telling him

They all make sure Kalim's comfortable and not being harassed or feeling discomfort

The main protectors: Jamil, Riddle, Leona, Floyd, Rook, Sebek, and Lilia

Silver and Deuce are the worrying partners over every small thing

Ace, Riddle, and Epel are always prepared for any form of discomfort and dysphoria when it comes, also Trey and Cater but that's thanks to being here so long

Malleus once threw a dude who commented on Kalim's binder one hot day. He didn't know what it was and was confused why he was yeeted

Rollo's a bit confused by the term but he does lots of research and Kalim's open for any questions he has

One time Kalim got a few whiskers on his chin and he eagerly showed it off and was showered by so many compliments

Lowkey inspired by a real thing with my friend, Kalim had to use the foam version of his T-Shots and luckily hasn't ran out yet

When Jamil came out Kalim went shopping with him to help ease him and show he has an ally

Kind of saucy but Chenya once felt bolt and ask Kalim what sexual things are okay with and that unlocked like 10 to 20 minutes of a deep conversation of the subject cause turns out Kalim never thought of that before

The explore it safely and done very scary yet strong search results on the internet, communication is key in the end my friends