#I’ve solved it
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I not only believe that @strange-aeons is @the-muppet-joker but also @unmask-strange-aeons
I believe that teya is everyone in this, in fact I’ll take it a step further. I believe that strange aeons was ms. Scribe and the leader of the Portland polycule from Hell. She is the reincarnation of all the gay nuns and she is coming for our kneecaps. She wrote the big book of lesbian horse stories. How did she do all this? Well she used her ultimate ability. And this ability was called: The Mind Hole. Obviously teya was the author of my immortal because she astral projected into her brain that’s why she knows so much my immortal lore. The Strangeverse is just a long con where she takes different internet dramas and weaves them into her web of mythology. She named her son Thursday which is because of out of touch Thursday. Out of touch Thursday is about anime girls of questionable age dancing. Girls of questionable age links back to onision. Onision books were her launch to stardom. She reviews books guess what is a book Satan was a lesbian. Teya is a lesbian. Satan is the father of lies. Teya is father strange. AN ANNIGRAM OF FATHER STRANGE Is Fat Green Trash! Who’s green that we know of? The croaker!!!!!!!! Proof!
#i am a genius#sherlock holmes#is a modern day ignoramous compared to me#strange aeons#unmask the strange#the muppet joker#the croakerverse#I’ve solved it#I’ve connected the dots!
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maybe if our strikers start training as defenders they’ll be able to score
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chief simpson gets the mayors job, bobby takes his place, hen becomes captain of the 118…GUYS IVE CRACKED THE CODE
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The Tigris is The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and the Tigris that saves Katniss in Mockingjay are for sure the same person right??
#hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#katniss everdeen#president snow#tigris#I’ve solved it
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I’ll never forget when I was arguing with a person in favor of total prison abolition and I asked them “what about violent offenders?” And they said “Well, in a world where prisons have been abolished, we’ll have leveled the playing field and everyone will have their basic needs met, and crime won’t be as much of an issue.” And then I was like “okay. But…no. Because rich people also rape and murder, so it isn’t just a poor person thing. So what will we do about that?” And I don’t think they answered me after that. I’m ashamed to say I continued to think that the problem was that I simply didn’t understand prison abolitionists enough and that their point was right in front of me, and it would click once I finally let myself understand it. It took me a long time to realize that if something is going to make sense, it needs to make sense. If you want to turn theory into Praxis (I’m using that word right don’t correct me I’ll vomit) everyone needs to be on board, which mean it all needs to click and it needs to click fast and fucking clear. You need to turn a complex idea into something both digestible and flexible enough to be expanded upon. Every time I ask a prison abolitionist what they actually intend to do about violent crime, I get directed to a summer reading list and a BreadTuber. It’s like a sleight-of-hand trick. Where’s the answer to my question. There it is. No wait, there it is. It’s under this cup. No it isn’t. “There’s theory that can explain this better than I can.” As if most theory isn’t just a collection of essays meant to be absorbed and discussed by academics, not the average skeptic. “Read this book.” And the book won’t even answer the question. The book tells you to go ask someone else. “Oh, watch this so-and-so, she totally explains it better than me.” Why can’t you explain it at all? Why did you even bring it up if you were going to point me to someone else to give me the basics that you should probably already know? Maybe I’m just one of those crazy people who thinks that some people need to be kept away from the public for everyone’s good. Maybe that just makes me insane. Maybe not believing that pervasive systemic misogyny could be solved with a UBI and a prayer circle makes me a bad guy. But it’s not like women’s safety is a priority anyway. It’s not like there is an objective claim to be made that re-releasing violent offenders or simply not locking them up is deadly.
#I’m sorry#there are just people out here who need punishment and to be contained and rehabilitation will not work#like I’m one of the more insane people who thinks that you can rehabilitate anyone if they want to change and learn from their behavior#ANYONE#but there are people out here who do not and will not ever want it#and those people shouldn’t get a pass because you read incomplete abolitionist theory once#and now you think that a UBI would solve everything#that’s the thing about most abolitionists that I’ve noticed#once you press them on the hard shit#they go#well there are some good books on the subject#there are some other creators#okay#and what have those other books and creators said?#Tee Noir once started off a video telling people not to ask her to defend her defense of prison abolition#they should just ‘Google it’ she said (or something like that)#now I don’t watch Tee Noir#gothra#feminism#social justice#prison abolition#criminal justice#prison reform#tw vomit
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Whatever gender Joey Richter is is the gender I require
#joey richter#Ron Weasley avps#a very potter sequel#trail to oregon#nerdy prudes must die#black friday#the guy who didn't like musicals#wilbur cross#uncle wiley#ted spankoffski#hatchetfield#starkid#owen carvour#tin can bros#spies are forever#peter spankoffski#I’ve gotta stop over tagging my posts lmao#mcdoon#solve it squad#benji scragtowski#shipwrecked#poe party#ernest hemingway#GUYS I KEEP ADDING CHARACTERS I KEEP REMEMBERING OTHER JOEY ROLES THAT ARE GENDER#Remember? I rEmEmBeR#ethan green#yellow jacket#GUYS I FORGOT ETHAN#THE MOST GENDER OF GENDERS
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kinda romantic to be brutally stabbed through the heart with your rival idk
#last time they were both backstabbed by amenogozen atsushi killed fukuchi in the next chapter. i’ve solved it (<- hasn’t solved shit)#bsd 120#sskk
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WxS gathering around tsukasa and going “tsukasa is the type of guy to say ‘they’re right behind me aren’t they’” “tsukasa is the type of guy to see a box of donuts and wiggle his fingers while going ‘don’t mind if I do’” “tsukasa is the type of guy to shout eureka when he solves a problem” “tsukasa is the kind of guy to sleep like honk shoo honk shoo” and he gets so mad because he can’t even defend himself. they’re 100% right.
#it’s the emulating actors from a young age -> that’s just his personality now pipeline#tsukasa voice if I don’t say eureka how will people know I’ve solved a difficult problem!!! stop laughing!!!#project sekai#yet another ‘I was gonna draw this but I don’t think I’m gonna in the near future so I’m posting it barebones’
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@mutatedleemon I love your lost on earth au and I couldn’t stop thinking about how much sadder your Bill must be in the theraprism. I imagine he would think about the good times with the twins a lot since they’re probably some of the less painful memories to ponder (as long as he sticks to the earlier ones anyways)
This was mostly an accuse to draw your Bill designs he’s so cute as a kid and such a sad broken mess at the end I love it 💕
#bill cipher#stan pines#ford pines#gravity falls#book of bill spoilers#I think??#I mentioned the theraprism so I’m guessing yes#I couldn’t find any colored drawings of your bill so monochrome it is!#it works out bc I low key hate coloring stuff#color theory is a mystery i fear I will never solve#so single color accents are all I’ve got#is baby bill missing his hat? yes#is it because drawing it was making me suffer? also yes#don’t worry about it!#my hoard
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Have not stopped thinking about this as a concept
#portal#portal 2#wheatley#chell#glados#chelley#chelldos#parks and rec#I love them all#they’re both married to Chell#I’ve solved all the shipping arguments#you’re welcome
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‼️ART TRIGGER WARNING: Mild body horror/gore
Sooooo I kinda unexpectedly deviated from what I would consider my normal art preferences here. Mostly because I’ve seen a lot of talented artists drawing their own renditions of menacing Puzzles fanart where he goes fully insane and whatnot. I wanted to also contribute to that trend somehow…although it’s slightly out of my usual comfort zone << especially with his recent design change of loosing his whole lower body lol. Adapting that into my art was an interesting experimental challenge
Here is my own take on Puzzles falling apart! Quite literally! I still wanted to add a bit of empathy in here for him tho— because I’m going to be so distraught if WOTFI 2024 is his resignation from the spotlight for good. His final bow on stage if you will; the grand finale of his performance before he departs in death (MAN I SURE HOPE HE DOESN’T DIE BUT THE FANDOM SPECULATIONS AND PARANOIA ARE GETTING TO MY HEAD. And it just seems like the narrative progression is leaning that way). Well not matter what happens to him this upcoming Saturday…this tragic TV guy has impacted me in unexpected ways and I’m just so glad we got to spend and entire year with his character. And he’s sure not gonna disappear from my art anytime soon. Hopefully I won’t be maiming him ever again after this though jksjsksp he’s suffered enough angst for now <3
And here is just a black & white sketch version without the red overlay stuff!! Although it’s an older version so not everything is exact
#….guys should I post this on Instagram too or not I’m actally worried about this unintentionally scaring some people off#I’M SORRY NO WAIT COME BACKKKK NOOOOO /J#at least here I’ve got a community with variety of people that may find this cool to stare at#but on Instagram? my friends are for sure going to think I’ve lost my mind 🥲#I’m trying so hard to not judge myself or get self conscious or hide my art I’M TRYING#however when my brain decides to pull something like THIS outta the blue I start to question my life again lol#maybe visiting the Hana Lock art gallery today impacted me more then expected whoops#very skilled artist but she tends to do a lot of body horror as well#…..yea okay think I solved the culprit here#hplonesome art#tw body horror#body horrow cw#cw body horror#tw mild gore#smg4 mr. puzzles#mr. puzzles smg4#….still a tad worried about people finding it so thats the only tags I’m brave to put at the moment#even though I know it’s not the popular ones#might change it later though who knows!
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suddenly I am killer sans
Color belongs to superyoumna
#sans au#color sans#utmv#undertale au#cw suggestive#I guess.#I’ve discovered that all my life problems can be solved by shitting#Oz doodles
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finally finished this fucking book
it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS
#every time Leo and Calypso interacted I wanted to bang my head on the table until I passed out#I’ve already reblogged 2 posts about this ik. But seriously how the hell does uncle Rick not realize how toxic that ship is#Leo’s character is practically ruined bc of Caleo WHY CANT MY POOR SON JUST HAVE ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GOTDAMN :(#also Lester literally pissed his pants like every other chapter wtf???#and the new characters were kinda boring imo#Leo finding a mother figure in Josephine was really sweet but other than that I had no strong opinions on anyone#i do appreciate Meg and her backstory but she really does get on my nerves sometimes#istg if Grover pookie is mid next book I’m going to sob#and I already know my baby boy Jason dies next book so sobbing will happen either way#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#lester papadopoulos#the trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa#jason grace#meg mccaffrey#leo valdez#grover underwood#(I’m just saying if Leo and Jason kissed all my problems would be solved)#how tf did I accidentally become a valgrace shipper#idc it’s much better than caleo anyway 🤷♀️#this book was repulsing it never happened
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The beginning of a beautiful friendship.
#I LOVE the whole door puzzle segment by the way#there are so many funny lines#I have to see them all every time I play even though I know how to solve the puzzle already#also yes I’ve been posting these screenshots a bit out of order#professor layton#luke triton#emmy altava#last specter#spectre’s call
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I’m now relistening to season 3 for the next falling compilation (woo!) and I’m not sure how I missed this in my first listen (or I probably noticed it but there were so many other things to focus on) in Part 23 “The Past” there’s the moment where Arthur is climbing outside the building and reaches the ledge he has to jump around (approx timestamp is 28:55 on spotify where the scene starts)
Who is the woman who says goodbye?? It’s such an interesting moment to me because this is Arthur choosing a risky move knowing that he could fall to his death and we’re on edge about the whole mystery behind Larson. Was her voice a memory, actually present in the scene, or just for the audience? Was he thinking of Bella in that moment? Faroe? Was it the woman who was killed in Larson’s basement? Emily or Anna?
Has this been mentioned before?? Does anyone have other thoughts or answers because I would love to know!
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#Arthur Lester#malevolent part 23#also this was the first time the Blackstone I’m pretty sure wow#malevolent season 3#there’s been so many little things I’ve caught in my relisten#for such a tiny detail I’m incredibly fascinated by it#a mystery to solve!!
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had a very nice realization about peace, especially spiritual peace, the other day. (Been brewing for a while.) and it’s just: peace is for the non-peaceful.
#very obvious of course#but it’s just—-#it’s hard to explain how messy I feel all the time#in all areas of my life#what a grubby little gremlin I feel I am#with my unfinished projects and my half-done things and my unsorted through internal life#and my room that needs vacuuming and my bathroom that needs dusting and the text messages that need answering#and the relationships that I feel need attention or fixing or solving#and tbh counseling has been helpful simply because my counselor is just like ‘girl if you don’t chill’#(kind)#like. she’d just like you’re doing FINE#everyone doesn’t have the dishes finished or everything in order at all times#so I’ve been able to kind of see the ridiculously high expectations for myself I just walk around with#and/or just the pressure I feel to have everything DONE#but even all of that aside it has just been dawning on me that—I can have peace in those contexts#not only once everything is ‘sorted’#because it’s not that I don’t think I deserve it or whatever! that’s not exactly the issue#it’s just literally my brain is like ‘peace is for people who have their shit together’#‘and that isn’t you’#and it just !!!!! isn’t true!!!!!!!!#even if I were as grubby as I think I am (and sometimes I think I AM)#it doesn’t matter. you can still know peace. God still loves me#in the middle of the mess#my WORST states have been when I felt like I had to get myself spiritually in order before God could come#sort of dusted and vacuumed metaphorically speaking I mean#and of course there is work to do#but that happens only with God and because of God and IN God#so I don’t have to wait#can’t explain how often I have heard people talk about peace and been like#‘not for me though’ but it actually IS lol. it I s. beCAUSE I am grubby!!!!!!!!
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