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Piece of shit 2000
#I’m sure this was the joke#and I’ll get people telling me ‘no shit sherlock!’#hmmm#be quiet#invader zim#iz
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The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#circus baby#charlie emily#fnaf eleanor#fazbear frights#fnaf silver eyes#fnaf sister location#I’ll never take slander of any the circus babies#they are just silly clown girls#I think there should be 50 more versions of her even#I wonder how they’d react meeting each other#cause I’m not entirely sure they’d be friends 💀#Eleanor would pretend to be a friend at the very least#all babys got their own stuff going on#btw I know Eleanor isn’t actually baby this is a joke#it’s just funny how these three get so mixed up all the time pff
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washroom reveals
Ayo… I think we’re going to see the washrooms for ALL the dorms eventually??? 👀
First we saw Heartslabyul’s, now we have Savanaclaw’s! The colors and patterns very much suit the dorm. djshsjwnwk I like how you can see water running in the back; I wonder if it runs into a (lounge) pool that people bathe in?? There’s also a lot of broad-leafed plants around—on the ceilings, on the wall, decorating the room. It all reminds me of the lush location where Simba grew up.
There seems to be both sinks and washing machines features in both of the washrooms we’ve seen so far. The sinks in Savanavlaw are an interesting shape and color; they make me think about the ends of bones, which are more bulbous and knobby… but I doubt the sinks are actual bone; more likely, it’s probably some kind of white stone.
Can’t wait to see the other washrooms 👀 We didn’t see Scarabia’s in Jamil’s Relaxing in Room card, so we’ll likely see in Kalim’s card allllllll the way in the summer.
I can already see it now… Diasomnia’s washroom looking like a medieval torture chamber to the average onlooker 😭
Malleus: And these are our toilets (the toilets have spikes protruding from the seat)
Lilia: Back in the day, we would welcome our human guests with these
#I’m joking about the Diasomnia bathroom#I’m sure it’s lovely#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#notes from the writing raven#twst jp#twisted wonderland jp#Simba#Malleus Draconia#Lilia Vanrouge#Jamil Viper#Kalim Al-Asim#Scarabia#The Lion King
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watching Supernatural season 6
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ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever
#this is not just about the love loses joke specifically but it is the one that i get the most often and it does piss me off#anyway. you guys know what i’m talking about i’m sure.#aromantic people will say anything and here come seven thousand assholes to play semantics. shut uppp you know what the fuck i meant#talking#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace
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I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.
#poll#tumblr polls#grilled cheese#sex poll#sjshksgs#this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls#and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol????#so fuck you grilled cheese poll#I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more
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I’m almost the last one to understand a joke…
Life in an Autism World
#autism#actually autistic#autistic humor#sometimes I don’t understand jokes but that’s ok#i’m sure some of you can relate#source: life in an autism world (facebook)#feel free to reblog/share if you’d like
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Jason gets a battle twink and makes it everyone’s problem
#missed jokes about Roman soldiers stealing Greek femboys but oh well#I’m sure you can picture it#jason todd#jaime reyes#gunbug#jaybeetle#jason x jaime#dc#dc comics#dick grayson#duke thomas#social media au#incorrect dc quotes
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Daniel luring in unsuspecting victims:
#iwtv spoilers#i’m sure someone’s already made this joke but i’m manifesting this for S3#let daniel get a little silly with his kills!#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy
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i don’t remember if i ever shared this here, but a while ago i posted a little twitter thread about bats and gas station snacks and some very talented podficcers made a podfic of it! 🎧
[podfic] Jersey Vigilantes Don't Pump Gas by isweedan & reena_jenkins
original thread (text under the cut):
nested tweet reading: ever since i learned gotham is supposed to be in new jersey i can’t get this concept out of my head: [a badly drawn bumper sticker that says “jersey vigilantes don’t pump gas”] / quote tweet reading: the batmobile can’t just slip in and out of a gas station unnoticed. an employee HAS to go fill up the tank. meanwhile the tired night shift cashier knows the various robin eras because they come in to buy different snacks as time goes on.
one night while the manager is out filling *the literal batmobile* the cashier blinks and comes face to face with a child in a leotard and green boots, buying a pack of twizzlers. “thanks!” the first robin calls, somehow vaulting over two rows of shelves on his way out the door.
years later, after a stretch of quiet weeks, a new, curly-haired robin comes in and grabs a bag of flamin hot pepper puffs. the cashier doesn’t even think robin 2 actually likes them, but he looks really satisfied with himself every time he drops them on the counter.
(even after the second robin abruptly stops coming in, the cashier keeps slipping flamin hot pepper puffs onto their order list. no one else ever buys them, but it just—feels like the thing to do, somehow.)
a stretch of months without a robin, oddly tense. then the third robin appears, even smaller than the first two. he slips inside and buys a cup of black coffee and drains it in one go right at the coffee station, nervously eyeing the door like he’s afraid he’ll be caught.
the fourth robin, when she shows up, makes a beeline for the protein bars. finally, the cashier thinks, someone remotely sensible for this line of work. (though maybe not sensible enough—or maybe TOO sensible—because small caffeine robin is back a few months later.)
the fifth robin, when he first appears, approaches the counter. “you will direct me to the best snacks new jersey has to offer,” he tells the cashier.
“uh,” the cashier says. “i like sour patch kids, myself.”
robin 5 nods. “i will take a bag of sour patch children.”
(one night, not much later, red hood strolls through the door. the cashier has lived in gotham for over a decade now; they barely blink, even when nightwing bounds in after him.
“oh, shit, flamin hot pepper puffs,” red hood says. “i haven’t had these in ages.”
“aw, come on,” nightwing says, already holding a pack of twizzlers. “no one else can stand those.”
“why do you think i got them in the first place, dickhead?” red hood says. “to fend off new jersey’s number one snack thief.” and he buys buys every bag in stock.)
#feat. my own terrible art drawn in the notes app of a decade-old ipad#the joke being that you can’t pump your own gas in new jersey#which i’m sure has been joked about plenty before#anyway the podfic is a delight and every once in a while i remember about it and re-listen for a giggle#batfam#my fic#OBVIOUSLY BRUCE HAS HIS OWN GAS PUMP IN THE CAVE#or the batmobile runs on solar (because it’s sustainable and discreet NOT because superman thinks that’s cool)#but: imagine.
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Can we talk about drifting with a Kaiju now, Hermann?? I’ve been dying to talk about drifting with a Kaiju all day, okay???
#me about newt geizler every day of my life#this joke has been done I’m SURE#pacific rim#newton geiszler#newt geiszler#hermann gottlieb#iasip#pepe silvia#meme#fanart#myart#digital art#charlie day#burn gorman
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#And also a fun fact: during the 1600s (I THINK#I’m not entirely sure) it was actually considered rude to show someone your ankles/knees#so her showing her knees is the joke XD#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#goth#gothic#tiktok#fashion#witch#witchcore#witchblr#aesthetic#dank memes#dark humor#beauty
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Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jonesy fortnite#trapper dbd#freddy fazbear#fall guys#dead by daylight#fortnite#stumble guys#Roblox#funko#HOW WE FEELING TODAY GUYS?#TODAY HAS BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER#I THOUGHT HAHA funny comic then things go so dire#I WAS JUST trying to make a silly little joke#now I’m not even sure if anyone in the picture will be the collab#THE LINEUP TO COLLAB WITH FREDDY IS LONG#gotta know which games yall are hoping it’ll be#I definitely know the obvious one but I’m still curious#god this will be a fnaf incident day no doubt
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everyone needs to see this comment on joel’s video immediately that is either the funniest or most insane thing i’ve ever seen
#90% sure this is a joke because of the “devious” but regardless i’m losing it#iskall#iskall85#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hermitcraft smp#hermitblr#hermitcraft season ten#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft 10#hc s10#hc10
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there’s nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I’ve ever done so I’ll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn’t look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I’m here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I’ve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn’t ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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