#I’m sure this was the joke
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stump-salsa · 1 year ago
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Piece of shit 2000
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,
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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 28 days ago
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washroom reveals
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Ayo… I think we’re going to see the washrooms for ALL the dorms eventually??? 👀
First we saw Heartslabyul’s, now we have Savanaclaw’s! The colors and patterns very much suit the dorm. djshsjwnwk I like how you can see water running in the back; I wonder if it runs into a (lounge) pool that people bathe in?? There’s also a lot of broad-leafed plants around—on the ceilings, on the wall, decorating the room. It all reminds me of the lush location where Simba grew up.
There seems to be both sinks and washing machines features in both of the washrooms we’ve seen so far. The sinks in Savanavlaw are an interesting shape and color; they make me think about the ends of bones, which are more bulbous and knobby… but I doubt the sinks are actual bone; more likely, it’s probably some kind of white stone.
Can’t wait to see the other washrooms 👀 We didn’t see Scarabia’s in Jamil’s Relaxing in Room card, so we’ll likely see in Kalim’s card allllllll the way in the summer.
I can already see it now… Diasomnia’s washroom looking like a medieval torture chamber to the average onlooker 😭
Malleus: And these are our toilets (the toilets have spikes protruding from the seat)
Lilia: Back in the day, we would welcome our human guests with these
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paunchsalazar · 2 months ago
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watching Supernatural season 6
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knifearo · 8 months ago
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ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever
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humanmaybe · 1 year ago
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I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.
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my-autism-adhd-blog · 1 year ago
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I’m almost the last one to understand a joke…
Life in an Autism World
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bruciemilf · 1 month ago
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Jason gets a battle twink and makes it everyone’s problem
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the-woman-upstairs · 4 months ago
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Daniel luring in unsuspecting victims:
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vinelark · 8 months ago
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i don’t remember if i ever shared this here, but a while ago i posted a little twitter thread about bats and gas station snacks and some very talented podficcers made a podfic of it! 🎧
[podfic] Jersey Vigilantes Don't Pump Gas by isweedan & reena_jenkins
original thread (text under the cut):
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nested tweet reading: ever since i learned gotham is supposed to be in new jersey i can’t get this concept out of my head: [a badly drawn bumper sticker that says “jersey vigilantes don’t pump gas”] / quote tweet reading: the batmobile can’t just slip in and out of a gas station unnoticed. an employee HAS to go fill up the tank. meanwhile the tired night shift cashier knows the various robin eras because they come in to buy different snacks as time goes on.
one night while the manager is out filling *the literal batmobile* the cashier blinks and comes face to face with a child in a leotard and green boots, buying a pack of twizzlers. “thanks!” the first robin calls, somehow vaulting over two rows of shelves on his way out the door.
years later, after a stretch of quiet weeks, a new, curly-haired robin comes in and grabs a bag of flamin hot pepper puffs. the cashier doesn’t even think robin 2 actually likes them, but he looks really satisfied with himself every time he drops them on the counter.
(even after the second robin abruptly stops coming in, the cashier keeps slipping flamin hot pepper puffs onto their order list. no one else ever buys them, but it just—feels like the thing to do, somehow.)
a stretch of months without a robin, oddly tense. then the third robin appears, even smaller than the first two. he slips inside and buys a cup of black coffee and drains it in one go right at the coffee station, nervously eyeing the door like he’s afraid he’ll be caught.
the fourth robin, when she shows up, makes a beeline for the protein bars. finally, the cashier thinks, someone remotely sensible for this line of work. (though maybe not sensible enough—or maybe TOO sensible—because small caffeine robin is back a few months later.)
the fifth robin, when he first appears, approaches the counter. “you will direct me to the best snacks new jersey has to offer,” he tells the cashier.
“uh,” the cashier says. “i like sour patch kids, myself.”
robin 5 nods. “i will take a bag of sour patch children.”
(one night, not much later, red hood strolls through the door. the cashier has lived in gotham for over a decade now; they barely blink, even when nightwing bounds in after him.
“oh, shit, flamin hot pepper puffs,” red hood says. “i haven’t had these in ages.”
“aw, come on,” nightwing says, already holding a pack of twizzlers. “no one else can stand those.”
“why do you think i got them in the first place, dickhead?” red hood says. “to fend off new jersey’s number one snack thief.” and he buys buys every bag in stock.)
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jimjamjomjum · 3 months ago
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Can we talk about drifting with a Kaiju now, Hermann?? I’ve been dying to talk about drifting with a Kaiju all day, okay???
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daily-spooky · 9 months ago
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..
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legally-allowed-to-slime · 6 months ago
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everyone needs to see this comment on joel’s video immediately that is either the funniest or most insane thing i’ve ever seen
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sweetmapple · 1 month ago
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
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jellolegos · 1 year ago
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birthday
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