#I’m sorry but I Do Not like this dude
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Jurassic park is literally so perfect. Only two things I would change:
Samuel L. Jackson’s character (Ray Arnold) is alive and well
The rich grandpa is eaten by the t. rex
#jurassic park#rambles from the ether#john hammond#ray arnold#lol but yeah Hammond…#I’m sorry but I Do Not like this dude#he learns nothing#almost got his grandkids killed#manipulates Ian into returning to the island in the second movie if I remember right#sorry if this is mean but like. he should have been eaten by a T. rex lol#pay the price for having no regard for human life#I just think it would be narratively juicy#creator killed by his creation#except he’s not actually the creator but the point still stands#as for Ray Arnold. he lives bc he never should have been killed off in the first place#this is my alternate universe and I can do what I want
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I think the funniest thing about the rhetoric that butchfemme is somehow heteronormative is that a lot of the things butches are called heteronormative for, men don’t even do.
#like dude. you’re comparing a butch who’s picking up boxes for her gf#to a man who wouldn’t even order pizza for his wife#lesbian#butchfemme#butch lesbian#femme lesbian#I’m sorry for clogging up the tags I just needed to get this shit out of my system#and if you recognise the twitter post I’m referencing… NO YOU DO NOT#i
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behold… the alina sketch that was promised
#alina starkov#shadow and bone#grishaverse#idk dude#feel like all my alina art has been darklina coded lately so sorry for that#I’ll try to channel malina soon I promise#sage’s art tag#art#this actually took so long so like rb this or I’m sending 1000 evil owls your way#six of crows#damn I had to do it smh
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witcher netflix: [drops]
henry cavill fans: honestly, i don’t really care about the story, i’m just here because hcav is hot asf
me: wtf? how shallow is this… only there because the titular witcher is hot? talk about missing the point…
witcher 4 trailer: [drops]
✨ciri✨: 😡
me: … i understanded.
#don’t take this as an apology but rather as a white flag of defeat#i’m sorry witcher principles i have failed you. it will happen again#lesbians … we have won ultimately and we have also lost severely#‘there are no gods here only monsters’ is this line cheesy. yeah. is it cool. yeah. is it witcher. maybe.#all i know is that she got close to the camera and growled and i felt something in my back#i PROMISE i still have my analysis brained takes with me#(because they’re in my soul i can’t drop them)#but like ciri being attractive is so 😭😭 like i feel like i’m seeing a friend from high school after 10 years#… not on my witcher bingo#‘but what about in witcher 3’ witcher 3 does not look like real people. it looks good but not like real people#i can see the sweat on her skin dude. i can see the curvature of her scar. wtf do you want me to do about it?! i’m panicking#the witcher 4#tagging so prople can block this embarassment lol sorry guys i am only human#the elbow-high diaries#i feel a bit happy because it’s like sexuality: CONFIRMED lol but disappointed this is what i care about in this trailer#because i cant really say it when people ask me what i think about it can i#‘what did you think of the trailer [expecting deep analysis]’ ‘dude ciri is so fucking hot wtf why did they make her so hot’
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Broke: Painting FU on the bottom of your shoes.
Woke: Painting UF on the bottom of your shoes so you can cross your legs and still convey your message.
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#skylldraws#Happy Thanksgiving here are some AU Izukus inside my AU#an AU inside an AU inside another AU within a dream#the Jason mask has blue marks because it’s based on a new beginning#which is the friday the 13th where “Jason” is actually a different dude pretending to be Jason#Izu isn’t Jason obvs so I thought it was appropriate sorry I’m a nerd#I loved doing the top drawing#I like seeing Izuku being rude lmao#tddk vr au#tododeku#tddk#todoroki x midoriya#shouto x izuku#todoizu#tddk fanart#todoroki x deku#bnha#tdiz#quirkless au#quirkless midoriya izuku#izushou#tddk comic#bnha fantasy au#tddk fantasy au#Bnha vr au
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Shanks’ crew is really out here taking out every punk aesthetic pirate they see what did the punks ever do to you dress better than you???
#one piece spoilers#one piece chapter 1126#one piece shanks#yasopp#one piece bartolomeo#kid pirates#eustass kid#Yes I’m calling it compared to the other yonkp shanks has NO SWAG#MY MAN IS THE MOST SWAGLESS DUDE IN ONE PIECE#And I think he’s jealous#My crack theory is that he actually wanted to get a rebraded punk aesthetic and eustass wanted to be the red haired pirates#So then they both just had to suffer for the last few years that kid’s been a pirate#He’s wearing the pirate equivalent of sweatpants and a white tank top#He probably stole that cape from mihawk#Anyway I’m a shanks hater now#I don’t care if what he’s doing makes sense and I’m gonna skip over the fact I actually don’t even like barto that much#(sorry barto club fans)#Just. STOP DESTROYING THE CHARACTERS WITH THE AMBIGUOUS MORALS AND FUN AESTHETICS#THEY ARE MY BREAD AND BUTTER I NEED THEM#I dislike barto but I’ll be damned without him
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Grinds my teeth to dust…. i wish touch didnt have so many Implications. im just trying to survive out here
#after all this i need a cuddle and a movie But who do i ask withoit them thinking im coming on to them#i need to paint a giant doomsday-guy-on-the-street-corner style sign to wear around my neck that says I AM AROMANTIC ASEXUAL#born to hug and kiss all my friends forced to stand around hands in my pockets#im scared to death of people misinterpreting my behavior or feeling uncomfortable#od be so much more relaxed like at a core of my being level if this was a nonissue#dude im desperate i might just ask the guy i almost fell asleep on tje otjet night#the ice is broken and he already knows my deal#(fantasizing about snuggling with people i like) im so fucked up ….#it’s also made way worse by tje fact that I apparently come off as very flirtatious#im playful and i love people Sorry …..#im like All or Nothing . oh my god lol#i had a friend who called me her ‘koala’ because i was constantly clinging to her#we were 7 so it was socially acceptable#99% of the time we were together i was wrapped around her legs or torso. i miss you so much sybil#the start of the end was when i innocently restrd my chin on my friend’s shoulder to watch what he was doing#and the next day someone asked me why i did that#i was like huh…? he’s my friend?#why wouldn’t i?#then i felt all weird about it And ive felt weird about it sincd#unrelated but my best friend is autistic she has misophonia and hates touch But im the misopjonia exception(real thing) AND#i’m one of the only people she hugs. straight up my biggest flex ever
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Well you see they’re twins actually and looking similar is something twins do sometimes
(I thought this ask was really funny so I’m keeping it this is just a screenshot lol)
But yeah no I definitely get where you’re coming from they have the same base just with different scars- like if you gave Hunter Arti’s scars it would literally just be Arti
I have a reference for their scars bc I want to be able to draw them consistently but the concept of them being the same Slugcat with different scars is perfectly shown here bc I used the same model:
But yes idk if this was just a random Anon being rude or if you’re genuinely curious why they look the same, but it’s bc they’re twins lmao (they technically aren’t identical twins but my art style is too simple to properly show any differences in like facial features or something, the only really noticeable difference is that Hunter is a bit smaller)
#Ask!#Yeah no I genuinely started laughing when I saw this I’m sorry#“Why do these twins look the same”#Like idk what to tell you dude#Also idk if I’ve ever actually drawn Hunter from the back yet but he has a lot of scars from the rot#Poor guy
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Rayner as a character is fine and I like how they made him a mirror to Michael in the earlier seasons but I don’t like his addition to the show if only for that every time there’s a white man in minimal make up the larger fandom gets very, very annoying
#star trek discovery#sorry there’s one episode left I’m going to be honest#Callum is doing a great job; the writing is better than what I expected it to be#and now we have a bunch of white dudes talking about how we ~finally have good writing~#about a character that’s going through the same narrative beats as the main character in *s1*#I did not miss this type of vibe from S2 (when people acted like Pike and Spock were wholly separate from the show#just to get a spin-off where the writing for both was notably worse)
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a couple of doodle duds
#powerpuff girls#ppg#mojo jojo#blossom#buttercup#bubbles#bug art#I don’t know what I’m doing I’m sorry these are bad#oh yeah mojo is VERY MUCH not on model that’s just how I sometimes draw the dude#like a babyyyyyy
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@pilksus hands you these evil things
#the stanley parable#tspud#crows art#ohhh I def did not draw 432 good but that’s ok#I’m like sneakily drawing these while working so it’ll do for now#need you to know ur 432 design is the only way I can see him btw. he haunts my head sometimes#automatically think of ur design when it comes to them I cannot view them as anything else. evil thing#ur narrator design is so fun to draw btw I knew it would be but man. good fucking shapes on that dude#sorry these aren’t that clean looking
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guys. I kinda wish adrien had been akumatized in season 5 in the short periods he wore an alliance (or ephemeral type shit where Gabriel fuckin breaks him solely to akumatize him) and had been given the essence of the miraculous of the dragon. THE MIRACULOUS OF THE DRAGON. THE MIRACULOUS OF PERFECTION. AKUMATIZED ADRIEN WITH THE MIRACULOUS OF PERFECTION. and it’s not from Maribug! if it had been the ACTUAL miraculous from the actual guardian, it ties back to her, it almost functions as a connection between them two. but when it’s only the essence it leads back to Gabriel! It’s another way his father is holding him under his thumb, pulling all the strings of his life and just having complete control over Adrien. so yeah i need dragon!akumadrien content and i need it now
#carpetbug talks#i don’t know man I just want the show to do something with adrien and the dragon miraculous#THERE IS A WHOLE THEME! AN ENTIRE ASPECT OF ADRIENS EXISTENCE IS THE IDEA OF PERFECTION#AS A SENTI#AS A SON#AS A MODEL#there’s even like. a perfection to chat blanc? the whole concept of white representing purity and gabriel’s whole fucking thing with it in 5#and him being one of the most powerful akumas??? he is the PERFECT akuma not because he actually succeeded but because he was such powerful#enemy! in terms of both actual physical fight but also emotional! he BROKE a part of marinette!#she has NIGHTMARES ABOUT HIM. IT FUCKS WITH HER AND CHATS RELATIONSHIP#THAT IS WHAT GABRIEL WANTS. THATS THE IDEA OF A PERFECT AKUMA#one that defeats his enemy? oh that would be awesome. one that eats away at his enemy and tears them apart emotionally? shit dude that’s#PERFECT#GRAEARAGAEAAFEAFAAF#anyways i’m super normal about akumadrien and akumanette#akumadrien#akumanette#sorry y’all these tags kinda turned into chat blanc brain rambles
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Anyone who actually does this to a driver are just fucking weirdos
#I’m sorry what the hell is wrong with someone to do it#this is literally harassment#like I get you love him but dude it’s weird#he’s literally a person#who wants his own space#and he’s never been rude to fans#fucking creeps#rambles
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WAIWAEAITIWIAA CAN I TOUCH ON THE SUBJECT OF SOME PPL THINKING KAI IS SOME KIND OF BULLY TOWARDS JAY OR SMTH AND HOW STUPID THAT IS
like tbh lately I haven’t seen really any of that LATELY - but I remember some time ago someone had posted a gif of like the fight between Kai and Jay in Crystallized and like I think specifically the part where Jay starts the fight by fucking kicking Kai across the room (for accidentally dropping a glass of water and who btw gen apologized for immediately 😁)
Okok so some, if not a lot of ppl, in the comments/reblogs were like “ouh yeah way to go jay 🤗🥳” “It doesn’t surprised me that he’s finally standing up for himself after all that bullying from Kai after so many years 🥺” “oh Kai deserves it for always teasing-“ yeah yeah BLAH BLAH BLAH you get the GIST
and OOHHH that RREAAALLY pushed some buttons for me cuz WHAT💀💀💀💀💀BAHAH BE SO FUCKING FR IM SORRY BUT WHAT😭😭😭
Y’all the ninja have always made fun of each other like- the whole series. And if it looks like Kai goes especially after jay or whatever- yeah- it doesn’t surprise me that he would be poking even more fun at the man dating his sister 😭😭ESPECIALLY knowing him? Like hello 💀
But he’s even SUPPORTIVE of their relationship - are y’all forgetting how he literally helped Jay practice to propose Nya to be his Yang 😭😭😭😭
And OHH - have we perhaps forgotten ab how when jay was fucking DROWNING while he was trying to get out of the situation- he LITERALLY thought to himself “what would kai do?” LIKE BRO HE LOOKS UP TO HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BEFORE THINKING- “oh what would master Wu do or Zane do” -he was like- “no- what would Kai do?”
And YAALLLL wanna erase this bond they have 😨😨 NUH UH NONE OF THAT - y’all are not about to pretended Kai is some kind of huge bully towards your “little baby boy jay “or whatever as if they don’t love each other at all (as brothers/bsfs)
(I’m kinda scared of posting this cuz I don’t wanna come off as aggressive but this legit makes me laugh so damn hard cuz of how STUPID it is 😭😭)
#I get that Kai can be an arrogant little piece of shit at times srs 💀#but dude it was never that deep 😭 they obviously care for each other and support each other#like I get it- that one hoje for example where he was like#Jay had to save me back there! Jay! 😨#and jays like#well that’s a strange way of saying thank you 😃#but y’all it was never that deep 😭#No one’s saying he’s in the right cuz like damn way to say that u think he’s the weakest 💀#but overall their whole banter is…normal…it’s normal older younger siblings behavior in way uk#like just admit Jay just kicked Kai across the damn room cuz he was actually convinced Nya was in that damn glass of water#and that he overreacted at kai doing one small mistake 💀#not because#oh he has finally snapped at him after all that teasing 🥺🥺🤯🥳🙂😣😣#like I’m so sorry but that is NOT THE CASE💀💀💀💀💀#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago kai#kai Ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#Jay walker#jay gordon#Lego#rant
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it’s crazy how much having a safe place to be yourself and express your identity and personality and interests, both online and irl, can change your will to live. honestly.
#i came out to my fav professor/mentor today#it was kind of impulsive but idk#she’s just made me feel so safe and supported and cared ab#that honestly all i wanted to do was tell her#and hear what my new chosen name sounds like when she says it. idk.#anyway she was So incredibly receptive and understanding and supportive#like she said things i needed to hear that i didn’t even know i needed to hear#at one point she essentially reassured me that she doesn’t and won’t ever love me any less as a boy#and she immediately wanted to call me by my chosen name and use my preferred pronouns#and she kept telling me too that there’s no pressure or need to stress and that if i ever wanna adjust the name or pronouns i can#and that gender isn’t a fixed thing ofc#she told me that she’s proud of me too#god i’m so luckyyyy dude#i feel so loved and cared about#also i said in an email recently that i was looking for a part time job (like totally as a separate thing i mentioned bc of scheduling stuff#and totally unprompted today#she started talking to me about getting a paid position for me set up with some grant money ig??#which we were already tentatively planning on doing next semester#but bc she saw me say that she’s trying to get it set up now 🥺🥺#AGH i kinda love my life rn#but i’m so terrified to and im even more afraid to admit that#anyway so sorry this is an excessive amount of tags#silas speaks#vent#trans#transmasc#trans masc#transgender#queer#lgbtq+
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In a modern muggle au James and Sirius would be one of those left leaning debate bro-esque streamers who spend their time yelling at bigots online but then says some real off the wall shit after talking incessantly for a couple of hours during a stream because they don’t want to actually investigate/interrogate their own prejudices and learned biases/behaviors because they think just because they identify as progressives they therefore can do no wrong.
#🚨 PROJECTION ALERT 🚨#also#Remus-poopin: queen of run on sentences#is it clear that I’m making a half baked comparison with fictional characters because I’m frustrated with certain streamers?#I feel like that’s clear#but honestly I could see them doing this so I remain justified in my stance!#kinda#im actually just being annoying#and no i will not be naming names but I think you know what dudes I’m referring to#Sirius is very blank coded..#Sirius I’m sorry :(#you know the drill I’m tagging this as anti even tho I’m NOT#anti sirius black#anti james potter#anti marauders#let me get this off my chest!
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