#but dude it was never that deep 😭 they obviously care for each other and support each other

[jalluzas-ferney]

WAIWAEAITIWIAA CAN I TOUCH ON THE SUBJECT OF SOME PPL THINKING KAI IS SOME KIND OF BULLY TOWARDS JAY OR SMTH AND HOW STUPID THAT IS

like tbh lately I haven’t seen really any of that LATELY - but I remember some time ago someone had posted a gif of like the fight between Kai and Jay in Crystallized and like I think specifically the part where Jay starts the fight by fucking kicking Kai across the room (for accidentally dropping a glass of water and who btw gen apologized for immediately 😁)

Okok so some, if not a lot of ppl, in the comments/reblogs were like “ouh yeah way to go jay 🤗🥳” “It doesn’t surprised me that he’s finally standing up for himself after all that bullying from Kai after so many years 🥺” “oh Kai deserves it for always teasing-“ yeah yeah BLAH BLAH BLAH you get the GIST

and OOHHH that RREAAALLY pushed some buttons for me cuz WHAT💀💀💀💀💀BAHAH BE SO FUCKING FR IM SORRY BUT WHAT😭😭😭

Y’all the ninja have always made fun of each other like- the whole series. And if it looks like Kai goes especially after jay or whatever- yeah- it doesn’t surprise me that he would be poking even more fun at the man dating his sister 😭😭ESPECIALLY knowing him? Like hello 💀

But he’s even SUPPORTIVE of their relationship - are y’all forgetting how he literally helped Jay practice to propose Nya to be his Yang 😭😭😭😭

And OHH - have we perhaps forgotten ab how when jay was fucking DROWNING while he was trying to get out of the situation- he LITERALLY thought to himself “what would kai do?” LIKE BRO HE LOOKS UP TO HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BEFORE THINKING- “oh what would master Wu do or Zane do” -he was like- “no- what would Kai do?”

And YAALLLL wanna erase this bond they have 😨😨 NUH UH NONE OF THAT - y’all are not about to pretended Kai is some kind of huge bully towards your “little baby boy jay “or whatever as if they don’t love each other at all (as brothers/bsfs)

(I’m kinda scared of posting this cuz I don’t wanna come off as aggressive but this legit makes me laugh so damn hard cuz of how STUPID it is 😭😭)

[katsus-world]

Getting back together sex w Katsuki Bakugou! Minors DNI!!

No quirk UA!! Smut 😛

Right person wrong time, no doubt about it.

When y’all break up he’s sad ofc, he longs for you and your touch. Knowing that you’ll be his first everything.

The woman who melted his cold heart, who showed him he could be loved. The person that took his first kiss, his first relationship, and his virginity.

After the break up, Kaminari and Hanta take him out of his messy apartment. Making him get ready with the help of kirishima who constantly stood and checked up on him.

When they hang out, the first place they stop at is a club.

To sum everything up, he drinks his feelings. Then he finds someone to hook up with.

He knows that this was obviously not the way to handle his emotions but he’s doesn’t care at the moment.

His hips repeatedly slap against the girl, her moans echoing off of the walls as she tried to match his pace, her stomach tightening with each of his thrust.

Bakugou frustratingly grunts as he tries his best to make himself finish. But he knew that he wasn’t going to cum that night.

He knew that fucking random girls at a club wasn’t the right way to cope but fuck it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bakugou never thought he would do this y’all, acting like an actual dude in his 20’s like going out and partying and fucking bitches.

He doesn’t like to have one night stands, he’s more of a relationship guy but rn he’s not in the right mind. 🫠

Two months goes by and he’s caught like 4 bodies 😭, but his whole world stops when he sees you one night.

You’re in a black simple spaghetti strap dress, high heels that had to be tied up to your knees and your nails and make up were done.

Your pretty legs crossed as you sta on the couch, drink in hand.

You js looked so fucking pretty and his heart ached as he saw some frat mf sitting next to you. Talking to you with his arm around your shoulder. As he tries to rizz you up.

Failing miserably as you yawn at his stupid joke, the frat dude makes some stupid excuse and walks away angrily.

You were never easy, bakugou knew that. So he feels disgusted with himself bc of his actions, bc of his one night stands.

He makes his way over to you, gulping thickly as you both lock eyes, sweat forming on his forehead as he spoke.

“Hey..”

“Hi..”

Very awkward to say the least, but you let him sit down next to you, trying to talk past the awkward tension that filled the space between y’all.

Eventually, y’all are cool, just talking away to each other like before, both of you longing the other.

He takes you home that night to his place, and ofc one thing leads to another and…

Your legs are thrown over his shoulder, moans bouncing off of Katsuki’s bedroom walls as his hips snap into you. The sound of his balls picking up a rhythm, slapping ruthlessly against your cunt. Eyes rolling to the back of your head with each thrust. The tip of his fat cock kissing your cervix softly, just enough to give you pleasurable pain.

“Missed you so much!” Your voice is horse, tears prickling out the corner of your eyes as you pull on his hair.

Katsuki’s face is flustered with a deep red, his own eyes with tears of just how good you felt. No one could compare to you. No one will ever compare to you, and the way your pussy clamps down on him, milking him with every thrust and movement from his hips.

“Missed you so much more, princess. Fucking love you.” Katsuki was drunk off of you, kissing down your neck. Finding that special place on your throat as his lips clamped down on it. Sucking and biting softly, licking the hickey once it’s made.

His words made your heart flutter, your lower stomach tightening at his words. You move your hips, trying to get him to finish, pulling his hair to look at you then roughly placing your lips on his. You and Katsuki were always like pieces of a puzzle, fitting like one. Completing the other and this was no different.

His grunts hit your ears, hips meeting yours with more force, titties bouncing as his hand roughing palms one, twisting your nipple before giving a few sucks, then going back to your lips.

“Gonna cum, suki!” You squeal out, pulling away as your lungs begged for oxygen. Burying his face into your shoulder as he feelings you come undone. Grunts and small moans slipping from his mouth as he blows his load in you, not being able to pull out in time.

After that, y’all got back together 😛

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This was probably butt but I’m trying to get back into writing smut!! I’m sorry if there are any misspellings! 😞💔

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 7

[masterlist]

Dave tossed his backpack, which looked practically empty, to the floor before walking over to the cashier. 

“You want the same as usual Karkat?” Dave calls out and receives a yeah back.

“So,” I start, “You come here often?” 

“Not really. Just one of the few food places near the school. I don’t even like Panda Express in general.” Karkat mumbles, not looking up from his phone.

Wow kids these days and their damn phones. It’s impolite to not look at people while they’re talking… I’m not sure if Karkat doesn’t like me specifically or if he’s just a hateful person period.

Maybe it’s a bit of both.

He only looks up from his phone when Dave comes with their food. Dave and Karkat sit across from me at the table, the rest of the place is relatively empty besides some lonely bald man eating by himself in the corner. 

“Were you here long? Before we came I mean.” Dave asks diving in. 

“Ah not really, only for like 4 minutes after I ordered.” I said starting to eat my own food too. 

“Yeah, our schools aren’t that far but me and Karkat gotta speed-walk to and back. We try to come back during passing period so it’s not as noticeable when we sneak in.”  He explains.

“Oh do you guys have someone to let you in? I gotta text my friend to open the door for me.” 

“Yeah- Well, we used to have John do it but he got annoyed n’ started saying ‘figure it out yourselves’ So now we ask this other friend of ours, Jade, ‘cause she’s like- too nice to say no.” Dave says, his voice a bit muffled at the end after taking another bite.

“ Gross, don't talk with your mouth full, you're making me lose my appetite.” Karkat complains in disgust, tilting himself to face away from Dave.

“And the only reason Harley doesn’t refuse is because you bitch and whine like a puppy until she feels bad. Or gets annoyed.” 

“I don’t bitch and whine- you know what? You’ve been real bitchy with me for a while now.” 

“I’m not bitchy!”

“ Sureee. I bet you’re just salty I said that the trashy romance movie you were watching was cringe.” Dave said, pointing his fork at Karkat in an accusing manner. 

“It’s not cringe! You just don’t know how to appreciate romance because you’re an insufferable dimwitted prick with no tact or capability to appreciate deep and emotional romantic bonds between people!” Karkat argued.

“You watch romance movies? Really? You don’t seem the type.” I laughed light heartedly but he seemed to be in self defense mode. Karkat tensed up, clearly upset and aggressive but Dave paid no mind, being already used to it.

“Urgh! Anyone with a decent brain can enjoy a good romance story but clearly that’s too much to ask from braindead dickwads like you two!” He shouted, not caring about the lone worker and sad old man that were now staring, both of them giving looks to each other and engaging in a silent conversation that probably went like, ‘Geez what’s that kid’s deal?’ ‘I don’t know dude, he doing too much’ ‘Right? He don’t know nothing about being an adult. Fuck he so angry for?’ ‘Literally like get a job lil’ bro 😭’ ‘ I want you… ’ ‘Meet me in the back…’

“Hey man, I never said anything against romance movies! Like I don’t go out of my way to watch them but I like stories with romance- when they’re done well of course and not filled with cheesy cliches.” I said in a soft voice, trying to calm him down.

“Oh.” Karkat almost visibly deflated, realizing he wasn’t being attacked or made fun of (at least not by me). He even looked a bit embarrassed. 

“Whaaat? For reals you’re into that shit?” Dave tried to tease.

“I mean sure, they can be cute and sweet y'know? Type of shit that makes you see beauty in life and hope in human connections bro. Obviously they can be super dramatic and unrealistic when it comes to the ideals and standards but what makes them unrealistic is us. We’re the ones who are stopping ourselves from acting in all these loving ways. Obviously if someone is capable of thinking up these romantic gestures and words, then we should be capable of doing them right? As lame as that sounds.” I finished my little speech before taking a bite of my food, Karkat nodding quickly in agreement. 

“Hmm..” Dave rested his chin and just stared at me. It was silent for a bit, as he tried to figure out what to say next. Or maybe he didn’t have anything to say at all, instead processing my words as if they were something he’d never considered. 

“ Thank you! ” Karkat exclaimed, “That’s how I feel but couldn’t really put it into words.” He had a rare smile, at least rare to me. I might’ve been one of the few people that didn’t tease him for liking something that seemed to be a major interest. I mirrored his smile and felt happy, I liked that I was able to find something to put us on good terms. 

“We got like 20 minutes before next class.” I said after checking my phone. 

“Damn- hurry up Karkat we gotta leave in like 10 minutes.” Dave said, now rushing the rest of his food in his mouth. 

“I’ve literally been done.” Karkat said, his bowl practically scraped clean.

“Jesus- you vacuumed that shit up huh?” I laughed

“I didn’t eat breakfast okay!?” 

After me and Dave finished, there was about 5 minutes till they had to leave so it was just some simple small talk. We talked about school a bit but then the conversation shifted to home life where they mentioned that they both had older brothers that they lived with. 

“Wow I kinda just live alone. My parents are always working so it’s more like the apartment is just a place where they pay to keep their stuff in.” I said.

“Man I wish I had a house to myself- no offense to my bro but sometimes I get grossed out by how messy the house is with all his miscellaneous junk like sex puppets and mechanical parts tossed around. Well I guess some of the mess is partially my fault too though.” 

Sex puppets???

“Ugh I wish I had a laid back brother like yours. Kankri throws a fit if I just leave a sock on the floor. Of my room!? Like get out! This is my space! It’s because of him I don’t even like having friends over.” Karkat complained, his arms crossed in an all too familiar fashion. 

“Same- well, I think Dirk is fine with me having friends over but he’s usually a solitary guy and it makes me feel guilty cause it’s like we’re bothering him.” Dave sighs before checking the time again. 

“Uh well if you guys want, you’re welcome to hang out at my place! Like I said no one’s really there to bother us.” I offer nervously, unsure if they’d be interested in the offer. 

They both look to each other as they contemplate the offer. 

“You got a TV?” Dave asks.

“What type of weird ass question is that?” Karkat questioned. 

“Well I don’t know, maybe they’re poor- not that there’s anything wrong with being poor. Hashtag poorpeoplerights.” 

I just look at Dave with an irritated and judgmental look that Karkat mirrors. 

“…Yes I have a TV..” 

“Okay cool- I can bring over my Xbox and some games then.” Dave says throwing up some finger guns to try and ease the dirty looks he’s getting.

“…Okay..” I mutter.

..

…

….

“Okay guys c'mon. I can take only one person staring at me with judgy eyes at a time” Dave complained. 

I just laughed a bit, finally breaking. 

“I got some card games and movies if you guys wanna do that too.” 

“Can I bring my own movies?” Karkat asked. 

“Sure-” “Nope. No can do amigo.” Dave cut me off. 

“Why not?” Karkat asked, already aggravated with whatever Dave was about to say next. 

“Because you’re gonna play some lame ass romance movies or some bs like that.” Dave teased, shoving at Karkat’s shoulder and of course, really pissing him off. 

“Karkat,” I cut him off before he could blow another fuse and maybe get us kicked out , even though we’re about to leave, “Don’t worry about whatever Dave wants. This is my house. We can watch whatever you want dude.” I get up from my seat and pat his back. My hand rests on his shoulder as I lean by his ear and say, “besides, I’m sure whatever movie you bring will be great if it’s one you like.” I smile.

Now, maybe I’m going crazy. Maybe I’m just super full of myself. Maybe I’m a delusional idiot who’s mind’s been warped after being single for so long. Or maybe, I’m the most desirable, smooth, alluring bitch alive, because I swear , I just seen Karkat blush.

I’m so taken off guard that I’m stunned into momentary silence. 

“ Thanks .” He murmurs, looking down, his hands playing with the hem of his sleeves awkwardly. 

Now, Dave is still here, and in the corner of my eye I can see him look at me, then at Karkat, then to me, then back at Karkat. 

And then he gasps. 

And he just as quickly slaps his hand over his mouth as we both look at him in confusion. 

“Uhhhhh yeah that all, uh, sounds great dude. Like what, um, time do you want us to come over?” His voice cracks a bit. 

“Um…How about this weekend.? You guys can come over at like two” 

“Yeah okay. Great. Epic. Just send us your address later, c'mon Kat we gotta go.” Dave says hurriedly as he tugs Karkat up by his sleeve. The two pick up their bags and move to throw away their trash, Karkat taking mine to toss too. 

I thank him but he only nods and follows Dave out the door. They wave goodbye through the window before speed-walking away.

“Oh! I forgot to ask Karkat about Gamzee…” 

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“Dude.” 

“Shut up.”

“DUDE.”

“I SAID SHUT UP.” Karkat yells before walking even faster.

“I saw that. Don’t try to deny-”

“DENY WHAT? THERE’S NOTHING TO DENY!?” Karkat is borderline screaming and practically running now, Dave lightly jogging behind him. He doesn’t need that much speed to catch up, one of his steps covers about two and a half of Karkat’s. 

Eventually Karkat has to stop running though, the red pedestrian stop light flashing red as cars pass by. He catches his breath and tries to ignore the very obvious stare he’s getting from Dave. 

“So-”

Dave is cut off by Karkat's head snapping in his direction, his eyes wide and hostile. Dave just raises his eyebrow as a silent way of saying ‘ explain ’

“Ugh,” Karkat scoffs before looking away and saying, “It really is nothing.” 

“Really? Then why-”

“Sorry I was just caught off guard by someone being actually nice to me, is that so crazy!?” He snaps before storming across the street as soon as the light said ‘ walk’.

“Hey I’m nice to you?”

Karkat looks back, a look of irritation on his face. “ Really? ”

Dave is slightly taken aback, even if he doesn’t show it. He always thought that even through all the teasing and annoying they did that everything was okay, after all it’s not like anything was serious, it was just two bros messing around. 

But maybe that’s why Karkat felt the way he did. Because (Y/n) was being serious. Seriously nice and supportive, something they rarely were with each other. 

But that’s just how guys were, right? You don’t go off talking about your feelings or whatever. You just hang out and maybe get a punch to the shoulder as support. 

Wanting any more would be weird.

Right?

Dave shrugs off the thought before his overactive brain would take over and would make him spit word vomit he'd probably really regret later.

“Well anyways, maybe you should go after them? It’s not like you got a line of people waiting for you in the love department.” Dave laughs. 

“I already said it’s nothing. They’re cool but I…” Karkat doesn’t finish his sentence, an uneasy look on his face.

‘ Wait. No way… Is Kat actually into someone right now?’

‘And he hasn’t told me ?’ Dave wonders, his troubled expression well masked behind his shades. 

He refrains from asking though.

Even though he really wants to. 

If the discomfort on Karkat’s face is anything to go off of, it’s not something he wants to talk about. 

Dave feels a tightening in his chest. Not something that can be called pleasant at all. How is it in romance books they describe a tight feeling in the chest as something beautiful? A physical sensation to intense emotion? But what emotion is he feeling right now? 

The silence between the both of them is uncomfortable, foreign, and gives him all too much room to think.

Is part of him upset that even though him and Karkat seemed to close, there was actually a gap this big between them? Dave thought they were able to tell each other anything. Well as much as two bros could tell each other. That they’d stick together no matter what. No matter who complained or annoyed the other.

Is this tightening feeling in his chest loneliness?

Will that loneliness grow bigger if Karkat finds someone he genuinely loves?

A friend is a friend but a lover is a lover.

There's a fine line between them and now it seems like there’s a huge canyon cutting between the two. 

And if he looks down at how deep that canyon is, would he be able to be content with its distance? Or will his legs give out at the realization of how far apart they are? 

Will he continue to long for the intimacy a friend isn’t allowed?

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hey yallllllllllll :-D long time no see…..sorry I tried keeping reader's family vague but I feel the best way to do that is if they aren't really present at all so if ur someone who's family is rlly active in your life… sorry internal dave freak out!!! wooo!!! bro finally realized it aint all fun n games out here… I know I mentioned Karkat being more closeted but it's hard for me to fully write about it how I want bc obviously the situation would change from reader to reader so :p

Also I know the ages are kinda weird bc Roxy is reader's age and in highschool while the rest of the alpha kids and beforus trolls are supposed to be college age 0_o sorry I jus love Roxy and wanted her to be our friend….

also comments are vry appreciated !! even if I dont say anything I definetly read them !! luv yall <3

[unktto]

but back to boys 😭

fckn emi is cool idk

he ain’t im honestly mad at him still idk for what tho he’s just idk

look i’m not mad im just like not over it or him

hence why i don’t want to date yet

but i’ve been avoiding even thinking about him or trying to think about it but im never gonna get over him if i just jump into talking to this new guy

i still like the new guy but if i really want to be with this guy i need to get over emi

and i miss emi i really do i truly don’t want him back but i do miss him he was like apart of my life life for a couple months and it was a decent relationship it wasn’t the absolute best obviously but i was happy for a while

i liked being his girlfriend and constantly trying to be a good girlfriend to him

we would stay for weeks together at a time to the point where i’d be going to my dads a lot and it was honestly very cool we would start going out with friends more

and we’d come home and just be chismeando about our day or we’d be watching movies or arguing 😭

but for the most part i was still happy it was just a relationship

we would be bored together laughing together but honestly we didn’t have a lot in common

and we both knew that and didn’t want to admit it

we weren’t really sure what was going to happen but we were happy and not ready to leave yet

and idk i really do miss him and talking to him everyday i have no hard feelings towards him yes im mad right now and it sucks because i never hate anyone ive ever dated

like jaden we didn’t even end off on bad terms just kinda stopped talking slowly

and noe we didn’t end on bad terms but i just wasn’t ready

but with emi he wasn’t ready and if we just let that shit die where it was supposed to which i tried to it would’ve been the same but he doesn’t know how to end on okay terms he had to make it messy and an argument and i played into it which is so stupid but i let so much shit slide before that and he just kept going and goin and it was just tiring having to be the “bigger person”

like dude let it be please why cousins you just let it die where it was at we could’ve been decent if it came down to seeing each other

because if i seen any other ex i would probably say hi or smile but honestly if i see emi i just don’t even want to know him

he isn’t the person i thought he was

he is inconsiderate and rude and selfish

and it sucks because i really wanted to believe he was deep down a kind person and caring and considerate and thought about others

and i thought if i kept telling him that, that one day he would be it like manifest it in some way

and it was just not coming true and i got more and more angry

and he just wasn’t proud to be with me

like idk he wouldn’t ever treat me like his girlfriend unless we were alone or infront of someone who wanted me yk?

he never kissed me infront of anyone unless he knew they used to fw me and it was just weird

and i was angry with him and i showed it a lot more when i was drunk like i didn’t like him or who he was as a person and it sucks because i loved him i really did love him but i just didn’t like him

he isn’t what i wanted to be like i didn’t want to be better because of him and his thought process just bothered me and i wanted to change him and “fix him” but he didn’t need fixing he never did that’s just who he is and that was selfish of me to even think i should fix him why should i so that he can match my ideal person??

no he is who he is and i should’ve loved him for that or left him

and i ended up leaving him because truly i did not see a future with someone like him in my life

and it won’t change the fact that i loved him but i just cannot be with someone who is just that negative about everything

it gets tiring and exhausting

like why are you so fckn mean all the time???

what do you get out of it??

i understand you want to speak the “truth”

but why do you say it in the manner to just hurt everyone around you?

you have so many friends but who are you actual friends

you just know a lot of people ain’t none of them your actual friend and deep down you know that and you’ve admitted it to me because as much of a bitch i am for dating your friends

bro those aren’t your friends if they would even consider dating me

cause me personally i don’t date my friends exes because that’s not fckn cool ill date some girl i knows ex but not my friend

like ally or fkcn lesly or tay or cielo just in general even if i did have the shot to why tf would i

because i care more about my FRIENDS than fckn sm mfn person

just saying

get some real friends because you’re friends with everyone but who’s your friend??

anyways just boo you as a person it made you so very unattractive

i wish you the best in your life and i hope you get everything you need

just hope you don’t come back into mine

I WILL NOT TKAE OYU BACK LMAO

only ex ill ever take back is noe 😭

mans was my first love and showed me everything about how a relationship should look like and i will forever be grateful for him

i will always hold the softest part of my heart for him because that relationship is everything i loved his family and they loved me i would stay with him in his house when i didn’t have anywhere else to go his mom and me would cook id clean with his cousins id be in his house while he was at work we truly did love each other and it sucks it ended because of everything i was going through and i was angry and jealous of him because he truly was the best person i will ever find and i will forever hold him up to that pedestal no matter what because he didn’t deserve to be treated like how i treated him and i hope he finds the absolute best girl and marries her and gets the absolute best life and everything he wants and needs and more

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 212

Soul Survivor/Deep Breath

“Soul Survivor”

Plot Description: facing mounting problems in hell, Crowley seeks out an unlikely ally in Castiel, while Sam’s determined efforts to cure Dean hit a snag

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died

Oooo, can you not cure Dean the same way you did Crowley??

Ok but what DO you care, Sam?? I’ll never (til Dean’s no longer a demon) stop ranting about how much you ran your mouth about how little you cared about him, how you would have let him die if he had been doing the Trials…it’s no wonder he’s like this now

I hope Hannah’s not falling in love with Castiel. And not in an “only destiel is correct” or hating on ships that would pass as heterosexual way. He just…he needs a friend. He needs someone he can lean on right now instead of being the one others lean on

Jensen directed this one??

Why’s this guy look like the dude Dean killed last episode?? Omg is he??

OH MY GOD. SAM PUSHED THAT GUY TO MAKE THE DEAL FOR HIS SOUL?? DUDE.

Jensen is mesmerizing in his taunting and anger

Omgggggg Crowley. You MISS HIM. YOU MISS DEAN. This is the funniest show in the world, but they want me to believe they’re serious

RIP to the demon who wanted to be Crowley’s rebound

Oh thank god Sam called at that moment. It LOOKED like Hannah might have wanted to kiss Cas…

Sam, bestie, you had me til you said “we don’t get to quit in this family.” Remember that time you hit a dog and went on a romantic side plot instead of looking for Dean AT ALL?

I’m in so much pain right now. This conversation is SO TODOBROS “your very existence sucked the life out of my life”?! “This isn’t my brother talking” “you never had a brother. Just an excuse for not manning up”?! “This family is all we’ve ever had” “well then we’ve got nothin”?! “You’d say that to dad?” “Dad?! Oh there’s a prize. The man who brainwashed us into fighting his losing battle”?! “Is this you manning up?” “This is me yanking your lame ass out of the fire”?!?!?! I am SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowley’s hell problems don’t seem so bad compared to literally everyone else’s

That is quite possibly the kindest way he could turn her down, but I don’t like seeing Hannah hurt

Nooooo not the angel who got away from them last time

(There are possibly too many plot lines going on in each of these episodes)

Nooooo not the picture of Mary and baby Dean, of the boys and Bobby, of just the boys together 😭

Uhhhhh, where did Dean go???

Huh…why…is Crowley stealing grace (likely for Castiel but WHY FOR CASTIEL?! Not ungrateful, just confused)??

Wtf Dean? The meat cleaver wasn’t enough? You wanted to go with the blunt object of a hammer??

Why DOES Crowley want Cas’s help?? Ok but aside from that ONE GUY Dean killed and ONE demon burning himself to not live in your hell anymore, what problems do you ACTUALLY have?? Or is this a nip it in the bud situation? Which would be smart

(Ok but like…Jensen’s a good director. This is an absolutely gorgeous episode. And obviously the credit doesn’t go solely to the director but SOME of it does)

No but like this cat and mouse game in the bunker is SO GOOD

I don’t trust that he’s fully cured. I want it to be true but it can’t be that easy. Especially since he still has the Mark of Cain…

It makes me so sad that Cas has had his problem VERY TEMPORARILY fixed but…is still focusing on Dean’s problems.

Not Dean looking a the same pictures Sam wassssss

This is too nice of a moment between them to not be ruined in the last like twenty seconds…ok turns out it WAS just a nice moment of peace between Cas and Dean

Ohhhhhhh our first glimpse of Rowena!!! Crowley’s mother has entered the chat!!

“Deep Breath”

Plot Description: The Doctor and Clara arrive in Victorian London and find a dinosaur rampant in the Thames

This trex would have looked so much worse i the RTD era a and I think I would have liked it more. But Vastra and Jenny fighting over the dino’s gender is kind of funny considering Vastra was THERE

Ohhhhhh Twelve is still cooking a bit. Yeah…we needed to let him cook a bit more before he got chased and swallowed by a dinosaur.

Oh…they redecorated the opening credits. I don’t like it

Omg…I love this part. He’s so mad at the concept of a bedroom. I think about that at least twice a year despite not seeing this in almost a decade. “You’ve got a whole room just for not being awake in?! What’s the point? You’re just missing the room!”

(I’m a little mad I’m not going to finish this before midnight. But I didn’t know this episode was more than an hour long)

Oh…some cyborg guy is…doin some shit

This is a weird conversation…and I don’t know that I agree with how Clara’s being treated. Not all companions go through the Doctor regenerating. It’s a WEIRD EXPERIENCE TO GO THROUGH.

Sir if you don’t get off that roof—why is the dinosaur ON FIRE???

Strax has a hard time letting go of his Sontaran customs…we do not melt people in acid

“Lots of young men doing sport. Is that sport? Could be sport” this is what is allegedly in Clara’s subconscious: yaoi

The way Clara AND the Doctor are both concerned with his new face. I know it’ll be significant but I wanna know why NOW

“These are attack eyebrows!” Omg his rant about his eyebrows and then having a Scottish accent 🥰

This poor man the Doctor just happened to run into…he’s so scared

Ruh roh…who brought them together for lunch??

I’ve missed a contentious doctor-companion relationship. Though the closest we truly got was Donna and Ten, but THIS. They both think the other is an egomaniac. They’re so mean and snarky to each other

Why are these people just like mechanical dolls?? No wonder the Doctor called them all pudding brained at the beginning of the episode

(OH MY GOD. I FUCKED UP. I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH SHERLOCK THREE DAYS AGO.)

It’s not that I don’t like Capaldi as the Doctor but this episode is…it’s not it. It didn’t have to be over an hour long…

TO WHAT END?! To get home?? Why is the captain android of this ship trying to turn itself into a real boy?!

Wtf?! You don’t just LEAVE YOUR COMPANION LIKE THAT!!!

Ah, so that’s why it’s called Deep Breath? Because Clara has to hold her breath to pretend to be a robot for an unconscionably long time?

Omg omg omg THEN WHO SET THEM UP FOR LUNCH IF NOT THESE ANDROID PEOPLE?! Was it Vastra?? Seems like it

I like Twelve. I don’t like this episode. The “Doctor comes in contact with an ancient being comparable to themself shortly after regenerating” was so much better with Eleven (if Ten had one, i can’t recall it)

Why does Twelve keep leaving Clara?! It’s so rude

I like this TARDIS redecoration better than the last one, but Ten’s and Eleven’s with the Ponds were both better. I like the warm lighting and this does have a little of that, but it’s also…weirdly dark

He’s over 2000 years old now?!

Wait…could it be Missy?? Who gave Clara the Doctor’s number back when and who set them up for lunch?

I wish she didn’t need Eleven’s support to stay by Twelve’s side to help him.

I know this garden. YEAH!! Missy!!

[suffering-frombrain-rot]

Ships I like in JJBA

Disclaimer: (I don't support problematic ships or problematic themes in the ships listed that are depicted by some of the fandom, all ships are implied in sfw)

Part 1:

Jonathan, Speedwagon, Erina polycule

Exp: I like the idea of the gentle giant, recovering street rat, and the rich girl which they both protect, just imagine Jonathan carrying both of them and it's just 😭💜 they'd be a sweet trio 10/10

Part 2:

Joseph, Suzie, Caesar polycule

Exp: just imagine it- Caesar is a ladies man, Joseph... not so much,.. they are competitive and are fighting over who can win suzie over and eventually she's like "why not both~" and they reluctantly agree, and whoops turns out deep down they were trying to impress each other, not suzie and now they are all in love

Esidisi and Kars

Exp: no explanation needed, pillar dads just being pillar dads and I love them

Part 3:

Jotaro and Kakyoin

Exp: okay hear me out, I know this ship has been controversial but I'm not sexualizing them, just imagine them in SDC, they both never really had friends or parents that understood them, Jotaro's dad abandoned him p much and his mom loves him to death but doesn't fully understand his personality, back in the time Jotaro was in scool, it was taboo to be crossed with something besides Japanese and as you know he is half British so he probably got bullied growing up, he ended up having to be cold, quiet, and calculating and over time his personality shifted to be hard and cruel, but he obviously has a strong moral code he wouldn't break and he obviously cares deeply for his family and the friends he made in sdc, as for kakyoin, he had no friends and everyone thought he was weird cuz he would tell them that he had a ghost friend, he never had anyone to talk to and spent most of his time inside playing video games, so his social skills aren't as developed as the others, then he got kidnapped in Egypt and was forced to do anything and everything Dio asked of him, just to have Jotaro risk his life to save him after Kakyoine almost killed him, imagine the two of them talking and slowly opening up, realizing they have some things in common and they just rant about their special interests together and they end up trusting each other

Avdol and Polnareff

Exp: Avdol is a kind and soft soul who seems to understand people well, Polnareff is a loud extrovert who also carries a lot of regret and trauma, see my post on why I'm mad about what the sdcs did to Polnareff, I'd imagine that after Avdol pranked Pol with the guys, he ended up feeling really bad, especially after witnessing him succumb to his fate of being killed by the two people he cared most about and felt guilt for "being the cause of their deaths" he ends up getting to know Polnareff more and it's just there to be sweet hurt/comfort

Part 4:

Jouske and Okuyasu

Exp: not deep, just bros being dudes and I care them a lot

Tonio and Rohan

Exp: underrated ship, no one seems to ship them or talk about it but hear me out, Tonio's goal in life is to help make people feel better through his cooking, who better to help than Rohan? He's a stressed overworked mangaka(?) Especially during the events of diu who is in need of the help Tonio has to offer, this ship is a perfect opportunity to do a sweet "coffee shop" au of Rohan trying out the food there, meeting Tonio and he can't help but feel drawn to his pleasant aura, he doesn't always trust people being a popular manga artist so often he'll use heaven's door to see their true intentions with him, he doesn't feel that for Tonio, he ends up becoming a regular there and one day Tonio like.. writes his number on the receipt and the rest is history

Part 5:

Bruno and Abbachio

Exp: I know, so original, but they are probably my favorite ship in the series, I know some people here don't like it for various reasons but I personally like the idea of Abbachio who is so lost and in such a dark spot in his life, just to have a bright beacon of light there to save him from the pit of depression and drunkenness, he now has a PURPOSE in life and he's willing to fulfill any desire that Bruno has, as for Bruno, he really likes Abbachio and his willingness to do what it takes to succeed, he needs more people like that on his team, not to mention he is hot, and now Bruno being in charge of a bunch of teenagers, relies on the relaxing aura that Abbachio gives off around him, they both are able to let their guards down around each other and it's something t heh both cherish in each other

Fugo and Giorno

Exp: Purple Haze feedback, need I say more? (Yes) Fugo and Giorno have both gone through a lot growing up, both very intelligent and capable, after Fugo watched Giorno risk his life to make a vaccine for Purple Haze's virus was the moment he fell in love, also the same thing from Abbachio can apply to Fugo, he sees Giorno as this incredible and capable guy that he's willing to follow any orders given to him and makes him feel wanted and needed and Giorno really finds peace and comfort in Fugo's presence, Giorno would love to listen to Fugo just rant about intellectual topics that he enjoys and Fugo has an outlet for all of the things he couldn't talk about with the others

Narancia and Mista

Exp: again, like Jouske and Oku, they're just bros being dudes and I care them so much, they'd be a chaos couple and I love it

Squalo and Titzano

Exp: I just enjoy their interactions, they clearly love each other so much and they have a nice healthy relationship

Sorbet and Gelato

Exp: copy paste of Squalo and Titzano (except the interactions part because the only interaction we see is them being murdered) but that's fine

Risotto and Prosciutto

Exp: not much besides that they'd be good together I think

Part 6:

Jolyne, Hermes, Foo polycule

Exp: prison women and plankton colony are gay and in love and they just get each other

Weather Report and Annasui

Exp: Bimbo man and quiet man just hanging out and trying to compete in couple goals with the polycule

Part 7:

Johnny and Gyro

EXP: Dumb Italian and Dumb American cowboys in the 1800's need I say more (I haven't read much of part 7 and I haven't gotten to 8)