#I’m so so so so so so sorry
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Guys you won’t BELIEVE what I’m doing right now
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cockblocked 😔
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
#shut up e#I’m sorry if this is dumb but it made me laugh SO hard#who let fourth grader me have an email address
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justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo
#kabru there’s no other option you need to kiss laios to gain the upper hand NOW!!!!!#labru#kabru#laios touden#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#i can’t stop posting about them i’m so sorry
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
#american psycho#patrick bateman#christian bale#rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is#allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies#+ horror movies so actually three nvm
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This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈
#this is so deeply unserious i’m sorry#been cooking this up in my head for weeks now#based on a conversation i had with a friend who’s also a bi 4 bi percabeth truther#for some reason the post button isn’t working on my phone so i’m typing these tags out on my ipad like a loser#not sure i like the colors but that seems to be me with all the stuff i make rn lol#my art#fan art#artists on tumblr#percy jackson#pjo#percabeth#annabeth chase#riordanverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#bisexual#bi 4 bi percabeth#percabeth fanart
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀
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Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol
#gravity falls#stanford pines#my art#ford pines#aroace#asexual#aromantic#aroace ford#ace ford#aro ford#this is so dumb I’m sorry lol#i can’t with his face he’s so happy about it 😭#he never needed bitches
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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever
#thinkin thots#sorry everyone I’m tired n a lil high after work n feeling DRAB so we r imagining#n listen I know balls r just a flaunting wrath bourgeois thing#wealth#this is just a simple indulgence for the Eve#lesbian#i#femme lesbian#butch/femme#butch lesbian#womp womp
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i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.
anyways. thoughts?
sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.
[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]
Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.
#please enjoy this i made it look so pretty#barbie#jessica rabbit#who framed roger rabbit#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#asexuel#i will do an image id later I’m sorry words dont exist right now#i’ve had a lot of the same questions i will respond eventually. maybe. we’ll see
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so these are our only two options? we’re cooked
#this is so dumb i’m sorry#ryomen sukuna#kenjaku#sukuna#geto suguru#sort of#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#arctvros
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Tma + tmagp art masterpost
#I’m missing some sketches but there’s a fucking image post LIMIT#mostly posting this for myself so I don’t have to keep forgetting where I put my art. I lose it a lot.#tmagp#tma#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#Jonathan sims#Martin Blackwood#lady mowbray#Michael Shelly#michael distortion#3rd drawing was supposed to just be a random eye inspired drawing but so many people tag it as Elias it’s just Elias now. sorry.#elias Bouchard#my art#mod post
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How Bruce gets his kids ready to fight-
Bruce: alright everyone circle up
JL: ????
Batman: nightwing… do you want to do the honor
Nightwing: *tears up* yes.
Nightwing: *deep breath* you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: YOU GOTTA, GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
Batkids: YOU GOTTA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME
JL: *concerned*
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Batman: alright hands in, save the world on three. One two three,
Batkids: SAVE THE WORLD
JL: what the fu-
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Batman: never back down never what?
Batkids: never give up!
Batman: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
Batkids: NEVER GIVE UP
JL: okay they’re seriously scaring us now-
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House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line
#Wilson after staring at a photo of his best friend’s dick for ten minutes: ‘just another day of being the straightest man on the planet :)’#i’m so sorry to people who actually bring thoughtful analysis and insights to the House MD fandom#guysssss this is embarrassing please don’t make this my most popular post#house md
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