#but this is so funny to me

[izvmimi]

i ran out of choices but you're allowed to write in mineta if you would like

[the-nation-of-today]

He’s SO silly

[agentoffangirling]

I'm not getting over the fact that Jayce has a mug of himself stating "man of progress"

Like broooo

[soupforsoup]

I need everyone to see this because the difference between Maria gently holding Luke's hand and leading him versus Sarah Jane fully Dragging this kid by the wrist is so funny, like miss girl's commitment to Not Being A Child Person, only to adopt and treasure this boy as the center of her universe twenty minutes later??? Tears, tears running down my face

[melonsharks]

i posted this on twitter yesterday and nobody cared but this is how i found out homumiko existed btw

[strangeasf]

Not Buck calls the guy he's on a date with "dude". He's a bisexual disaster and I love him with my whole heart

[tiger-balm]

guy who's main job is to beat people up saying things like "dang it" and "gosh darn" and cuddling with the boys

[itsolie]

just had the funniest dream of my life that involved trump tweeting a screenshot of a google search to prove a point or some dumb shit it doesn’t matter HOWEVER at the top of the screen you could see his only other open tab was “penis - google image search” and i laughed so hard i woke up

[eemamminy-art]

I just noticed today that I draw them in this pose a LOT... cupping the face while the other holds the waist, the estimeric pose™

[definatelymrhyde]

The WTIHT characters if they had Tumblr usernames

The Murderer - IMNOTAMURDERER (It’s a shared account, they put a skull emoji at the end of every ominous post they make, and Edward makes fun of them consistently)

WTIHT Jekyll - DrHenryJekyll9826292017 - He’s supposed to be a wee bit boring he’s gonna have a boring username

WTIHT Hyde - I would make a witty joke and just put down my own username, but that seems way to easy. So he gets TheHydeBehindTheSlaughter because if he was on Tumblr he would TOTALLY be a FNAF fan

WTIHT Utterson - SherlockHolmesEnthusiast8 - Hes boring but the dude probably likes a good mystery story (I have no idea if that book is good or not, I’m assuming it is, It’s at the bottom of my to read list right now)

Mary and Poole are both old and if you asked for their Tumblr user they’d respond with “Who’s she?”

[needtoloveoutloud]

Me, a former small-town girl, got reminded I now live in a big city

So, I was out with my mother-in-law on Saturday and some of her/my/our friends. We ended up in the bar that my husband (he was out of town with his brothers) and I live above of, and we're having a good old time. Drinking, talking, I ended up crying a lil bit in her arms (she's just someone who is so comforting, I often end up tearing up because she always says the nicest things), laughing, gossiping about her ex-husband, all that jazz.

Anyways.

The owner of the bar is our friend, and he was like “omg I have to run out and buy some toilet paper we're out of toilet paper how the fuck are we out of toilet paper”. The bar was packed, he had an event going on, and it was going really well. Anyways, I was like

???

"Bro, I'll just go upstairs and bring you three rolls of toilet paper, no need for you to run to the store and buy some."

So, I return 1 minute later, heading towards the back where the bathroom is with three rolls of toilet paper and get greeted by people waiting there as if I was Jesus reincarnated. Still, the bathroom is occupied, so we wait. Everybody waits.

People get antsy, and I'm like… shit?! Those poor people waiting? Do I need to offer random people to just go upstairs to my apartment to use my bathroom so no one will have an accident?

We wait.

Then I knock, hoping whoever is in there can hear me over the music. “Hey, if you're waiting for toilet paper, I've got some?”

Silence.

Shuffling.

Everybody waits a bit more.

Then, two people come out.

And I'm thinking oh damn they were doing some loving on each other in a bathroom of a bar, good for them, but I was pretty much clutching my non-existent pearls anyways because I thought “Oh my... okay. You do you, happy for you, but I never actually witnessed something like this in real life.”

Anyways, I go back to the bar owner, and he's like: “Thanks, babe, have some champagne on the house for the toilet paper”. And I say, “Yeah, no worries, but tell you what: there were two people in there omg can you believe it? how exciting! This is really how people are doing things in big cities?!”

And he just stares at me and goes:

“Yeah, no. They were doing coke. Snorting a line. Anyways, here's your champage.”

I was stunned

I thought hooking up with people in a bar bathroom was “big city” stuff but boy... I was wrong.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

peak canadian behaviour

[quinnonimp]

ELQUACKITY HAS A BIG PUTER I LITERALLY PREDICTED THIS WHILE MAKING ANIMATIC THUMBNAILS JUST A FEW HOURS AGO LMAOOOO

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

Was looking through the books for any descriptions of skug or his family (as in parents and siblings) because. i wanted to do a design for alive skug

and I’m pleased to announce that all I found- in all 15 books and the grimoire- was that height was varied as shit, some of his siblings are blond, some with darker hair and all of his family is apparently hot. dammit derek. like genuinely even his dad is described as “fair In countenance” or something. skug said he wasn’t too bad looking Val thinks one of his brothers is good looking these are all just ways of saying they’re hot this isn’t useful derek

[emotionalsupportsoccerball]

Lindsey really said, I refuse to participate in the Cascadia Sonny rivalry game, I’m staying in France.

[pkmn-smashorpass]

I may not be a floatzel but I'd smash barboach

- 🦨 Skunk anon

Idk why but I immediately imagined you with a partner saying

“You may not be Floatzel. But I’ll smash you anyway” and now I’m in tears