#I’m so gay for him my god
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Plays a new game that’s in beta: oh I like this it’s cute
Sees an NPC who is a fashion twink: oh cute
Sees another NPC but this time it’s a single father who sounds southern and works in the mines: OH NO
#when I tell you that this man has a chokehold on me#every time I see his kid I ask where her dad is#I ranted to friends on discord about this man#and I’m only on lvl 2 friendship with him#I’m so gay for him my god#the game is called Palia#palia game#Palia Hodari#hehehehehehe#frogg words
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
#autism#neurodivergent#adhd#fun facts#GOD I’m such an idiot#anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact#that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club#or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him#or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom#no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world#sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know#and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’#-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night#he has me so fucked up like oh my god#how is the best character a fucking talking flower#I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters#i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope#i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know#he has me SO fucked up#flowey#flowey the flower#asriel#asriel dreemurr#I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me#like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people#asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him#and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question#not speaking from experience ofc (im lying)#love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is*#i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair#undertale#utdr#character analysis
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I cant believe this show got Keith David to say gay shit and SING HIS HEART OUT IN THE BEST SONG ON THE SHOW
#hazbin hotel#oh my god#they got him to say gay shit I’m so#Keith David#hazbin hotel husk#huskerdust
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^3^
(there’s a bonus drawing under the cut that i don’t like enough to put in its own post but i still think it’s cute lol)
fambily :]
#.png#mcytshipping#qsmpshipping#qsmp#qsmp missa#qsmp phil#pissa#< that’s still so funny#eyestrain#tried some fun stuff with the rendering how do we feel about this gamers#been needing an excuse to use some of the brushes i’ve made and properly test them#also missa’s hair situation is Truly getting out of hand someone help him#god am i gonna have to start putting the eyestrain tag on all my art#i’m sorry i just like neon okay#i feel like anyone that’s followed me for a long time probably knows that#anyways welcome back to me posting gay shit on main it’s been a while
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a book with geralt 😃
a book with geralt without ciri 😐
a book with geralt without yennefer 😔
a book with geralt without dandelion 💀
#he is going to be going THROUGH IT#he is going to get up to some absolutely poetless behavior#and by that i’m expecting at least one suicide attempt from him#maybe it’s just me and my ‘suffered socially in middle school’ type of memories#but being alone is so soooo painful and going back to that geralt before his best friend and his wife and his child is going to be like#remember when geralt didn’t have much reason to live remember that time in his life#geralt as a near-middle age adult: oh my god this guy is so sad#geralt as a young adult: 😶💀 [speechless at the suffering]#unless dandelion does show up in this somehow but that would pose more logistical questions#imagine we see posada and they meet then and it’s revealed that edge of the world actually takes place with them like 19 and 26 or some#unexpected consideration like… reading eotw back i’m going to be like wait… how old WERE you two here how long ago WAS this#because characters unlike people are immortal because they are ideas#so when you imagine geralt and dandelion even ‘a long time ago’ i just imagine them slightly younger#whatever is done dandelion’s age will never make sense because count 38 and subtract 15. this is his age when ciri was born.#and yet he is hanging out with geralt here in his 30s because friendship is so eternal it slipped the author’s mind to change them#unlike in-universe netwitcher headcanons about jaskier being immortal i believe dandelion is immortal in a meta sense of his presence is so#necessary for geralt’s character that despite logic he must be there for him in the same form no matter the circumstances#geralt and dandelion meeting as young men: [each thinking to himself] ‘huh this guy is stupid and looks gay’#and then an epic best friendship was formed forever. i love you ❤️#the elbow-high diaries
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i talk about wanting to be called pretty and loved and being treated like someone’s everything but for some reason people don’t think you can be a binary trans man, or man in general, and want this.
so, this is for the masc binary trans men who want to be called pretty and to be loved and to be treated like someone’s everything.
you can want that too.
#mlm#mlm yearning#boy kisser in theory#cuddle me#gay#boy kisser#forehead kisses#i want a boyfriend#kiss my head#let me play with your hair#call me pretty#but in a good way#not in a#gender dysphoria#way#in a#you’re so pretty and lovely and I just want to love you#kind of way#god i want him so bad#and him#isn’t even a real person#I just want him#and he isn’t anyone specific#i want a boy#you can like play videos games and i’ll just sit on your lap against your chest idk#i want to sit on his lap#transmasc#transgender#binary trans man#can you tell i’m touched starved?
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moriarty and sherlock are criminal x investigator written by straight people and hannibal and will are criminal x investigator written by gay people hope that helps
#never thought I’d be sherlock posting here hello#I’ve been watching it with my mum and y’all were right about the queerbaiting my god it’s as bad as supernatural#even my MOTHER pointed it out 😭😭#moriarty is kicking his feet and calling sherlock sexy and giving him his number only to show up like did you like it when I acted GAY#IT WAS BUT A DISGUISE like steven moffat what are you silly?#could’ve done anything with that dynamic idk there’s a whole triple foil thing going on with watson#also the trope where character a freaks out when character b is in danger (pool scene you know the one)#and moffat makes it so AWKWARD with the gay jokes like what is he doing#meanwhile hannibal is telling will that if he saw him everyday forever he’d remember this time#and that he let him know him and see him and will wonders if they could survive separation 😩#moffat ruined my life and I don’t even GO here#anyway sherlock fandom I’m so sorry for what they did to you 💔#sherlock#sherlock holmes#jim moriarty#sheriarty#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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I think the only reason Six didn’t straight up murder Dean in the Sierra Madre was cuz they were dissociated 95 percent of the time. It’s a miracle neither of them mauled the other
DM Six below the cut :3
They’re down two limbs cuz of Lanius,,,, I have a comic regarding their fight in the works but yeagh.
Also I feel like they’d be having constant migraines and bloody noses in the Sierra Madre,,,,, awful combo of the Cloud and brain damage. Other fun fact I think they made an Awful leg prosthetic via Ghost Person leg and a medical brace or two. When in Rome I suppose
#my art#oc: six#Dean is actually like my favorite character in the DLC outside of God…. I hate his smug gay voice <3#I fucked up my first playthru and locked myself into killing him so I ofc had to replay several hours to Not Do That#I love saying ‘I think’ or ‘id imagine’ like bro. ur the one in charge here#another fun fact I thought dean’s last name was pronounced ‘do-mean-o’#idk why. domino is obviously the correct choice I’m just stupid ❤️#fallout new vegas#fnv#dead money#fnv dead money#fnv dlc#dean domino#courier oc#courier six
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depollute me, gentle angel
and i’ll feel the sickness less and less🐇🤍
#what if#we kissed#what about that#he’s so pretty#and perfect#and he doesn’t even know#i’m obsessed with him#every single thought is of you#muh luh muh#i’m going insane#eeeeee#i love being gay#prettiest boy ever like hello#i don’t deserve this#oh my freaking god#please invent teleportation right the fuck now#Spotify
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god i fucking love him he’s so dumb
#i <3 my bf#i <3 my boyfriend#i love him#god he’s so dumb#mlm yearning#mlm love#ftm mlm#gay mlm#gay#god i’m a faggot#but like#just for him#yk?
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i need his attention or i’ll die
#i want him so bad#i’m obsessed with him#i want his attention#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#girlblogging#female rage#coquette angel#female manipulator#angel core#girl interupted syndrome#femcel#he’s my favorite#manic pixie dream girl#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#i’m obsessed#i want his cock#i need him#i need him so bad#i need a man#oh my god#he’s so bad#gay twink#i need help#i love nerds#i love my moots#i love emo boys#i love girls#i want his babies
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If Kipperlilly DOES end up betraying Porter/Jace as part of a secret other scheme she has (whether good or evil) and it has to do with saving Lucy, I just know she’s going to be a bitch about it and pull a ‘sorry, I only save High Five Heroes’ before leaving her other friends to die or some shit. And then she will take her final form: Magic Betty from Adventure Time, betraying her allies and saving her frost gf at the expense of the world. It would also parallel what Ankarna is going through (‘your girlfriend’s out of town, it sucks’, becoming a little imperialist rage machine under the influence of Porter/Sunstone but not being able to fully turn on Lucy despite going against her values and turning into a violent weirdo). This is my wish. My dream. I am manifesting it. Magic Betty Kipperlilly I believe in you.
#I am currently painting clown makeup on my face rn but this is what I’ve been rooting for from the beginning so let me dream#Come on though she HAS to have some other shit going on though right?#She was DEFINITLY in that temple when the Bad Kids said Ankarna’s name#Brennan literally rolled#and we know she was in Porter’s office#so WHY hadn’t she told him Ankarna’s real name yet? We know he genuinely believed Fig found it#Also the BKs couldn’t see who was in the window during the Wanda Childa scene#Which one of the RGs has invisibility?#HMMMM#Wanda saying ‘Kipperlilly? Why are you doing this? Is it because you’re jealous?’ before getting carried off by a fake Porter would let KP#know ‘okay they FULLY saw what happened after I killed Buddy and are onto us’ which would cause her to follow them to the temple#Also…if NONE of the Rat Grinders knew Ankarna’s name then what did Lucy write on her form to change her divinity???#We KNOW it was Ankarna’s name and not the ‘symbol representing her’ because no one could see it BECAUSE the god was dead and no one alive#knew her name#Which means Lucy HAD TO HAVE KNOWN and was keeping it from the others right?#And when she died and didn’t come back they were fucked because they couldn’t even check the form anymore#But#Brennan also said that if Porter WASNT using Devil’s Honey and genuinely believed in Rage And Conquest goddess Ankarna instead of just her#domain then he and his ritual would (maybe) bring her back instead of killing her permenantly so he can take her domain#And idk#A powerful goddess of rage and conquest who despite everything can’t be turned against her sister and ex#who’s resurrection would mean the rune could be broken and Lucy can come back to life#One who has (or had) a personal vendetta against at least one of the bad kids#and a personal vendetta against the people who led to Lucy’s death#that sounds pretty appealing to someone as spiteful and obsessive as Kipperlilly doesn’t it#especially after her best (maybe only real) friend died and didn’t come back#especially if she stayed dead specifically to stop Porter#Again I’m putting my clown makeup on but I don’t want her to be secretly good or anything just unhinged and gay and a parallel to Ankarna#Please world let me have this I’m on my knees#dimension 20
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not to be gay but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fuck ing shit
#MY FUCKING HUSBAND GRAHHHHHH#SAVE ME GUNDALIAN BOY#I NEED TO SIT ON HIS LAP AND KISS HIM SO BADDD#I WANT HIM TO BITE ME#IM SO GAY FOR HIM#bakugan#bakugan battle brawlers#gundalian invaders#jesse glenn#bakugan gundalian invaders#daily thirst post#i’m on my period#so don’t judge me#fictional character crush#fictional husband#fr on god
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au where scar retired as hotguy because he wanted to settle down and make a quieter life for himself after an injury, but he gets called back into the field for one last hurrah…. he gets paired up with a new hero named cuteguy, who matches his aesthetic and fighting style and is probably the prettiest person scar has ever seen…..
#scar blushing whenever grian so much as looks at him#and grian looks at him…. a lot#because grian has looked up to scar since he first got into the field and maybe has a little crush and oh my god he’s actually real#and they blush and flirt a lot and there’s so much forced proximity but they really REALLY don’t mind#but like cuteguy and hotguy would see two beds and still decide to sleep in one just because they are gay#you know so it’s like ‘forced’ but also very very encouraged#scarian#desert duo#hermitshipping#grian#gtws#hermitcraft#trafficshipping#au concept#unretirement au#? i guess that’s what i’m calling it#😌
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BRO I WAS LOOKINT AT A GIF AND UHHHH
GOLDENLOIN- HE HAS HAIR ON HIS CHINNY CHIN CHIN????
#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister boldheart#nimona movie#nimona#gay#I think I’m blind#oh god I’m looking at other gifs and bro he does#sobbing rn#both the times I watched the movie I never noticed it help#I have no idea how to spell his first name so I just call him goldenloin#also this gif is so cute#my little gay heart is so happy#first time I watched the movie I was crying during this part#I thought nimona died
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