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The Lost Boys (1987) Novel

Have you ever wonder about the extra details or differences between a film and its novelization? In particularly, about the characters, scenes, or what was left out? If not, I hope I made you curious enough to find out.

The Lost Boys by Craig Shaw Gardner is a novelization of the 1987 American supernatural horror film directed by Joel Schumacher.

A mother and her two sons move to a small coast town in California. The town is plagued by bikers and some mysterious deaths. The younger boy, Sam, makes friends with two other boys, the Frogg brothers, who claim to be vampire hunters. Meanwhile the older boy, Michael, is drawn into the gang of bikers by a beautiful girl named Star. Michael starts sleeping days and staying out all night while Sam starts getting into trouble because of his friends' obsession.

This book has been out of print for over two decades, making it a rare and highly sought-after item among fans of the film's massive cult following. As of now, physical copies are priced between $300 and $500, with even used versions often exceeding $100. Your best bet is to stick to a digital format—rumor has it there's a free PDF version floating around online.

It's only 220 pages long and despite being so short it's a novelization that's pretty faithful to what was on screen. It even includes several scenes that were later dropped from the film, such as Michael working as a beachside trash collector. The roles of the opposing gang, the Surf Nazis—originally depicted as nameless victims—are also expanded. Additionally, the book delves into vampire lore, such as their inability to cross running water and the way salt clings to their forms.

Anyway, here are my notes and thoughts about the novelization, including what I've learned about the characters, their world, and more.

Why did the Lucy, Michael and Sam Emerson move to Santa Carla, California?

"His mother had explained it to him [Michael] until he had practically memorized the words. Even after their little scandal his father was still a pretty important person in their part of town. There was no way they could stay in Phoenix [Arizona] without running into him. He didn’t want the kids, and Mom didn’t want him. So Michael and Mom were on their way to Santa Carla, along with brother Sam, dog Nanook, and all their worldly goods.

Their grandfather lived in Santa Carla. From now on they would stay with him."

It's never outright mention, but strongly implied that the scandal is that his dad was having an affair. Well, that's what I think because an affair would indicate premeditation or deliberate intent over a period of time, while cheating is usually a one-time event.

This would probably explain why Lucy's financial situation wasn't improved after the divorce. There was no repairing the relationship, especially if it's an affair. She just wanted the divorce to be done with as quickly as possible and have full custody of her sons, even if it meant she wouldn't get a fair amount for child support.

Fun Fact: Santa Carla is a fictional quintessential beach town, located in California. It was actually based on and filmed at Santa Cruz, however the name, Santa Carla is actually an anagram of Santa Clara.

Fun Fact 2: Santa Cruz also earned the moniker "Murder Capital of the World," because of the town's real life history with serial killers in the '70s. The film borrows that aspect from Santa Cruz as well.

Director Joel Schumacher thought the location fits so well for the fictional world of the Lost Boys' vampires.

"The movie didn't come together until I saw it [Santa Cruz]," he told the Santa Cruz Sentinel. "At the time, there was an enormous amount of transient kids moving through Santa Cruz. This is exactly where I would come if I was a teenage vampire." [x]

Fun Fact 3: In real life, a trip by car from Phoenix to Santa Cruz takes about 11 hours. I was curious about how long it would've taken for Lucy, Michael and Sam Emerson to drive all the way to Santa Carla. So I imagine it'll be about the same amount of time in the fictional world too. This is also good to know if you want to be super accurate or better plot out your Lost Boys fanfiction. XD

Also, in 1987 the average retail price of gas was $0.90 cents per gallon. [x]

Fun Fact 4: The most iconic part of the Santa Cruz boardwalk is the wooden red-and-white tracks of the Giant Dipper, which was feature in The Lost Boys and among other medias.

The Giant Dipper was built in just 47 days at a cost of $50,000. Today, labor and materials for merely painting the Giant Dipper are estimated around $300,000. It also now costs a little more to ride the classic coaster compared to May 17, 1924, when the Giant Dipper opened to the public. The fare then was 15 cents; today (as of 2023) it’s $8.00 per ride.

On February 27, 1987, the Giant Dipper and the Looff Carousel (which was also in the film) was designated a National Historic Landmark. I tried to find the fare during that time period, but the closest I could get was an old article from Los Angeles Times which mention that the fare for the Giant Dipper was $2.00 in August 12, 1990. [x]

What is the name of Michael and Sam's father?

We don't know in the film, but the readers find out that his name is Lance.

Did you know that the Lost Boys entrance scene in the novelization differs from the film?

And then the Lost Boys walked in. Another gang, a lot better dressed than the Surf Nazis, but still a gang. Their leader, a tall, blond fellow named David, walked up and got right on the slowly moving carousel. The ride was almost over. The other Lost Boys followed him on. And as they spun around, Shelly managed to smile in David’s direction. David smiled back and nodded his head slightly in greeting, a polite gesture, the sort of friendly nod you might see a hundred times in the course of a day. Greg didn’t think so. He scowled at his girlfriend and jumped up from his seat. He took a couple steps in the Boys’ direction, but the other gang was moving too. No, not to face Greg. He realized they were going to go by him as if he weren’t even there. Greg stood up and said something that wasn’t exactly flattering. He shoved the Lost Boy out of the way. But now David was there. The calliope played on. Waltzing Matilda. The Surf Nazis joined Greg. Waltzing Matilda. The Lost Boys closed ranks as well. If the Surf Nazis wanted a fight, they were ready. Won’t you go a-waltzing, Matilda, with me. Greg stared at David. David took a half step forward. He found a nightstick pressed against his Adam’s apple. David let his eyes follow the nightstick down to a beefy hand, attached to the body of Big Ed. All three hundred pounds of Big Ed, a security guard with no love for Surf Nazis or Lost Boys. The carousel ground to a halt. The music stopped. The ride was over. Big Ed’s mouth was small for his head. When he opened it, his voice was soft after the calliope’s “Waltzing Matilda.” “I told you to stay off the Boardwalk.” David stared at the guard, not moving for a long moment. Big Ed’s eyes were small, too, but the anger there made up for what they lacked in size. David smiled and turned his head toward the Lost Boys. “Come on,” he said to the others, “let’s pull.”

That was the novelization and in the film there's a noticeable difference...

Shelly spots David coming up from her left, and their eyes lock for a brief second. She turns away, but he stops behind her, gently cupping her cheek to look deeply into her eyes.

As he walks off, she continues to stare after him. Greg, sitting beside her on the ride, notices their exchange. Jealousy flares within him, and he immediately shoves her face aside, venting his frustration on Dwayne, who happens to be the closest target.

She snaps out of it, but is stuck in her seat trying not to get caught up in the scuffle. David sees Greg grab at Dwayne and steps in, planting a hand on Greg's face to keep him back.

Their confrontation is cut short when a security guard intervenes, pressing his nightstick against David’s throat and pulling him aside. With all eyes on him, the guard says, "I told you to stay off the boardwalk."

David chuckles, gripping the nightstick. "Okay, boys, let's go."

The guard lets him go, and as David walks away, he shoots a quick wink at the other gang.

What did Sam and Michael do when fighting about who would get the room that was closest to the stairs and the bathroom, and it had a great view of the backyard?

Michael nodded. There was also only one way to handle younger brothers. “Okay,” he said calmly. “I’ll flip you for it.” Sam glared back at Michael, but he didn’t speak. He knew as well as Michael that older brothers usually win out in the end. But Sam also knew that Michael’s offer was his only chance. “Okay,” Sam said slowly, as if he had to drag the two syllables from his lungs. Michael laughed, grabbed Sam, and flipped him upside down. This will show the little bugger! Thinking of Sam as a bugger made him laugh even harder. Michael gasped as white-hot pain shot through his body. He looked down to see Sam biting his thigh. “Owww!” Michael pushed Sam away with what energy he had left. “You little shit!”

This is one of the deleted scenes from the film. It instead jumps to Michael chasing Sam down the stairs, with Lucy warning them not to run inside the house. Sam slides open the door to one of the rooms, intending to hide, but stops in shock at what he sees. Michael catches up, and they both stare, surprised—it's their grandpa's taxidermy room.

What did the Emerson family do in the afternoon they arrived?

They spent it unpacking and having dinner (probably a pizza) when they were finished. Michael helped his mother with the dishes by drying them, while Sam was in the other room looking for some music to put on.

He’d made another decision this afternoon too. He put the platter down at the back of the dish rack. There’d be no better time to tell her than now. “Mom,” Michael began. “I think I’d like to get a job.” His mother looked up from the sink, a question in her eyes. She didn’t ask it. “School’s only a few weeks away,” she mentioned. He took another plate from her hands. He dried it for a moment before he spoke again. “I was thinking of not going back to school.” The stereo kicked to life in the other room. His mother frowned at Michael.

Before she can say anything about it Sam and Nanook rushed in. Sam grabs her hand and pulled her away from the sink to dance with him.

Mom and Sam boogied all over the kitchen, while Nanook barked for emphasis. The two of them danced in his direction, reaching out to drag him in. Michael shook his head and backed away. He didn’t know exactly what he wanted to do. But he really didn’t feel much like dancing.

This is another deleted scene from the film. The difference however, between the novelization and the film's deleted scene is that Michael doesn't pull away and lets himself get dragged into dancing with them.

In the actual film, however, it jumps straight to the Emerson family (not including grandpa) exploring the boardwalk. Michael and Sam stick together to check out the live concert while their mother tries to get a head start on job hunting.

Fun Fact: In general, most public schools in California start the school year in mid to late August or early September.

If we're sticking to Santa Cruz as the basis for Santa Carla, that would mean the first day of school is in August. So the events of The Lost Boy film and novelization takes place on the last month of summer -- July. As that would certainly match with school being "only a few weeks away."

How did Lucy get a job at Max’s Video?

She was looking for 'help wanted' signs at the boardwalk when she noticed a little boy crying near a restaurant sign. He was all alone and looking very lost. Next to the restaurant was a well-lit store with a bright neon sign that read Max’s Video. She guessed that the boy might've wandered out of from there and took him inside it.

“This boy seems to be lost,” she began. She glanced around the store. Besides the youths, there were four other customers. “I thought maybe his parents might be in here?”

It wasn't long before a young woman rushed in and headed straight towards the little boy. After that Lucy talked to Max and he offered to interview her for a job at his store.

In the film, Lucy walks past a woman pinning the security guard's photo on a bulletin board covered with missing person posters. She awkwardly makes eye contact with her and continues on. She notices a 'Help Wanted' sign, but her attention shifts when she hears a little boy calling for his mother.

Max watches with interest as Lucy interacts with the boy outside his store. When the Lost Boys walk in, his expression shifts to a disapproving frown, but his attention quickly returns to Lucy as she enters and informs him that the boy has lost his mother.

Everything after that is basically the same in the novelization.

Fun Fact: Lucy Emerson's name was chosen as a reference to the fictional character Lucy Westenra from the 1897 novel Dracula by Bram Stoker.

Fun Fact 2: Max is inspired by Peter Pan, as he is the leader of The Lost Boys and immortal. Just like Peter with Wendy, Max also wants Lucy to be the mother to his boys.

Who else worked at Max's Video store?

Maria, the cashier is an attractive young black woman. She shows Lucy the ropes and reveals that...

“You know, I’d be out on the street if it wasn’t for Max.” Maria laughed softly and shook her perfectly coiffed head. “Nobody would have given me a job the way I looked when I walked in here.”

It was Lucy's first day at work and she noticed that Max still hasn't shown up. What excuse was she given for his absent?

“Didn’t he tell you?” Maria frowned as she studied her perfect nails. Whatever she found wrong with them was completely beyond Lucy. “He only comes in here nights. He’s busy opening another store in Los Gatos. It’s going to be much bigger than this one.”

Maria also told her that...

Max usually showed up an hour or two before the store closed to do a little financial business back in the office. Besides that, she never heard from him, either.

Fun Fact: The town of Los Gatos, California does exist. It is located in the San Francisco Bay Area just southwest of San Jose in the foothills of the Santa Cruz Mountains. The drive to Los Gatos from Santa Cruz takes about 30-48 minutes, depending on traffic.

Los Gatos is Spanish for "The Cats". The name derives from the 1839 Alta California land grant that encompassed the area, which was called La Rinconada de Los Gatos ("The Corner of the Cats"), where the cats refers to the cougars (mountain lions) and bobcats that are indigenous to the foothills in which the town is located.

Sounds like it'll be a perfect place for a vampire to set up a second location (or make it into another possible hunting ground) as any deaths can be blamed on cougars, bobcats and hiking accidents.

It's a smart plan, and we know Max is a cautious type—only the Lost Boys know his true identity, unlike a half-vampire like Star. Having lived in Santa Carla for so long, he understands the importance of keeping a low profile and planning carefully, especially to ensure a more secure future.

What job did Michael get?

He had seen the notice the night before, tacked to a telephone pole along the Boardwalk: “Dayworkers wanted. $4.00/hour.” The notice had said to show up for work on the beach at seven a.m. From the crowd around him it looked like about thirty other people had read the notice too.

He was one of the lucky few who got picked to collect the trash on the beach. This was another deleted scene from the film.

Fun Fact: In 1987 California, the state's minimum wage had been $3.35 an hour since 1981. But it was raise to $4.25 an hour on July 1, 1988. [x] [x]

What motorcycle does Michael have?

Honda XL 250

What did Michael do with the money he earned from collecting the trash on the beach?

When dropping off Sam with their mother, he tried to give her the money he had left over from Christmas. She thanked him and insisted it was unnecessary, returning the money to him. She wanted him to save it for school and focus on being a teenager, not worrying about adult concerns like their financial situation.

Michael smiled as he looked at himself in the mirror. This was all right. He was glad his mother made him keep the money, after all. He squared his shoulders and frowned at his reflection, tugging the battered black leather sleeves until they were just right. This jacket made him look years older. Michael smiled and shoved his hands in the jacket pockets. With this jacket on, he belonged on a motorcycle. Those teenagers last night had nothing on him anymore. He told the shop girl with the spiky pink hair that he’d take it.

This was another deleted scene from the film. Instead it jumps to Michael on the boardwalk already wearing the leather jacket, and checking out a small booth in which a girl was getting her ears pierced for $10.

Fun Fact: A thick, long-lasting leather biker-jacket is expensive, especially a brand new one. It would've cost around $300-$600. However, an affordable and good leather can still be found thrifted.

It sounds like Michael did just that because he found a used leather jacket, indicated by the "battered" sleeves for a decent price. It makes sense because I doubt he had worked or saved enough money to get himself a brand new one. He must've thrifted one for less than $90.

“What’s this?” Lucy opened the envelope to find a folded Christmas card with a half dozen folded five- and ten-dollar bills inside.

He might have had enough leftover to get his ears pierced for $10, but before he could check, Star appeared behind him. She said it was a rip-off and offered to do it for free.

As Star and Michael introduced themselves, they discovered that both of their parents had once been hippies. Just as Star was about to join him for a bite to eat, David interrupted, calling her over and telling Michael to follow them. Surprisingly, Michael didn’t question how David already knew his name.

At Frog's Comics book store, what did Sam say to impress the Frog Brothers?

“If you’re looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar,” the first one added, “it went out of business last summer.” So this was it. His first real challenge in Santa Carla. Sam had to cool these guys out fast. “Actually,” he admitted, the slightest touch of boredom in his voice, “I was looking for a particular Batman, j Series E, Volume 26, Issue 14?” The two commandos looked at each other. “That’s a very serious book, man,” the first one said. “Very serious,” the other agreed. “Only five in existence.” “Four, actually,” Sam replied with the slightest hint of a smile. “And I’m always on the lookout for the other three.”

Fun Fact: The names of the Frog brothers, Edgar and Alan, are a reference to the classic writer of horror fiction, Edgar Allan Poe.

Fun Fact 2: The original comic book store, Atlantis Fantasyworld used in the film was actually located in downtown Santa Cruz—not on the boardwalk, as it appears to be in the film. It was also destroyed in the Loma Prieta earthquake of 1989 and has changed locations twice since then.

The shop's owner Joe Ferrara II even appeared as an extra in the film. He still carries the original #1 issue of 'Vampires Everywhere' that Sam reads in the film. The comic was created only for the film, and its opening page is signed by all of the cast members from the movie. I've heard that it's still on display at the shop for everyone to see and to take pictures with.

Fun Fact 3: In the film Sam doesn't say all that, just that he's "looking for Batman #14". It does exist and its status as an early Batman comic makes it valuable in its own right, but it’s not “only five in existence” type of rare. However, a 9.8 graded copy apparently goes for around $54,000.

What type of motorcycle did David have?

The Lost Boy gunned his bike. It was a Triumph, a machine big enough to make Michael’s Honda look like a toy. He eased up, letting the engine rev back down.

Fun Fact: Kiefer Sutherland, who played David broke his wrist in three places. They weren't filming at the time so he popped a wheelie on his bike, but hit one of the trolley car tracks and injured himself when he fell. He had to wear gloves the entire time to conceal the cast. They also modified his bike so that it was easier for him to used with one hand.

At The Lost Boys panel at FanExpo Dallas he recount this story and reveals that he wasn't just having fun on the bike, but he was showing off. This is because there was a cute girl on the boardwalk that he liked and wanted to impressed her.

Fun Fact 2: At the time of filming Kiefer (David) was 19 years old, Jami (Star) was 20 years old, Jason (Michael) was 19 years old, Alex (Marko) was 19 years old, Brooke (Paul) was 21 years old, Billy (Dwayne) was 22 years old and Chance (Laddie) was 10 years old.

This, however, doesn't mean that their characters were the same ages too. In the novelization we know for sure that Michael's 18 years old and once summer ends he'll be starting his final year of high school. Sam is 13-14 years old and would to be entering it. The Frog brothers are about the same age, but might be a year or two older than him. As for the vampire boys...we don't actually know.

In the fandom it varies, but the general consensus is that Dwayne is the oldest in the group (as in their bodies' physical age) and guessed to be 20-21 years old, David is 20-19, Paul is 18, and Marko is the youngest at 16-17.

As for who's been a vampire the longest it would be David as he's the leader of the group for a reason. The second oldest is usually a toss up between Dwayne and Marko though. But most usually go with Dwayne as the second in command. From the novelization we definitely know that Paul was the last one to joined the group before Star and Laddie.

We know this because Star mention how she was able to connect with him better than the others. She believed the reason for that was because he hadn't been a vampire as long as the others and still remembered what it was like as a human to be lonely and lost.

Anyway, I bring this up because the film was originally set to be directed by Richard Donner with Fischer and Jeremias' screenplay which was modelled on Donner's recent hit The Goonies (1985). They envisioned it as more of a juvenile vampire adventure with 13 or 14 year old vampires, while the Frog brothers were "chubby 8 year-old Cub Scouts" and the character of Star was a young boy.

When Donner committed to other projects, Joel Schumacher was approached to direct the film. He came up with the idea of making the film sexier and more adult, bringing on screenwriter Jeffrey Boam to retool the script and raise the ages of the characters.

Fun Fact 3: In the film and novelization we only know the Lost Boys' first names. And Dwayne's name was never said out loud in the entire film and was only known in the end credits.

Also, there's a bit of confusion within the fandom as some believed David's surname is Powers. It's not. In The Lost Boys: The Tribe (which is technically non-canonical) Shane Powers (who's actor, Angus Sutherland is actually Kiefer Sutherland's real life half-brother) meant it in a ‘blood brothers’ way.

Shane was a member of the Surf Nazis, and during a bonfire party—the same one the boys took Michael to—the Lost Boys attacked the group. He survived their feeding frenzy, but was unintentionally turned into a vampire by David.

Why did Michael drink the "wine"?

It was a combination of being high on marijuana, and succumbing to peer pressure—possibly influenced by a bit of vampire mind manipulation too. He thought this was part of an initiation and that all he had to do was drink the wine. He figured Star was in on it, believing it couldn’t really be blood.

He smiled at David. He knew what they were doing. First the maggots, then the worms, now this. How much of a fool did they think he was? The wine really was as dark as blood. It was the best joke of all. He lifted the cup to his lips. He’d show David and the others that he wasn’t afraid of anything. “Good joke,” he said. “Blood.” They all watched him drink it. It was salty and sour for wine. Michael wondered where David had found it. It probably had been down in this cave ever since the earthquake.

Fun Fact: When they’re eating Chinese food, David leaves his chopsticks sticking straight up in his and Michael’s food. In many Asian cultures—such as Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Vietnamese—there are shared table manners that dictate how chopsticks should be used.

One of the biggest taboos is placing your chopsticks vertically in your bowl, especially with rice. This practice is not only seen as bad luck but also symbolizes death. Sticking chopsticks upright is considered an invitation for spirits to join the meal, as it resembles a funerary incense bowl, which is often used to honor the deceased during funerals and memorials.

What happens after Michael drinks the "wine"?

He passes out and somehow makes it home to his bed. I can only guess the Lost Boys helped him, since they already knew where he lived. They likely got that information by following him, as they had initially planned for him to be Star’s first victim, which she later revealed to him.

“What did you do last night?’’ Sam asked. “You look totally wasted.” Michael shook his head. “I can’t remember much after the Chinese food that looked like maggots.”

And for some odd reason...

"The bottoms of your feet are covered with salt,” his brother replied. This was just too much to deal with. Michael stood up with a groan and began to shuffle out of the room. "I told you it was pretty weird Chinese food,” Michael culled to his brother as he walked out the door.

Fun Fact: I was curious about why would salt be sticking to the bottom of his feet so I looked it up.

Salt is known for having purifying properties that can ward off evil. Since vampires are often considered creatures of evil, it would make sense that salt can ward them off too.

For example, in many folklores the best way to stop a vampire (or most evil spirits, creatures, etc.) is to carry a small bag of salt with you. If you are being chased, you need only to spill the salt on the ground behind you, at which point the vampire is obligated to stop and count each and every grain before continuing the pursuit. If you don't have salt handy, some say that any small granules will do, including birdseed and sand. Another example is to simply toss salt over your shoulder. This is so you can blind any creature trying to sneak up on you.

However, salt wasn't used like that here so I did some more digging around and apparently it can also be used as a tracking device. It would be dumped on the bedroom floor of a vampire victim. The idea was that the vampire would step in the salt and the salt would stick to their bare feet, which would then allow the Buffys, Van Helsings, and Winchester Brothers of the world to follow the saline path back to the vampire's grave.

That brings me to my next question, where would the salt come from and why? The only possible explanation I could think of is that maybe Grandpa Emerson (being aware of vampires) could've put some salt around Michael's bedroom floor, especially after noticing he shows signs of vampirism. It could be a way to know if Michael is being targeted as the vampire's next victim or if he is one now, than Grandpa Emerson would know better in what direction to look for the main vampires' lair.

I'm probably overthinking it, but we don't really know all that much about him. Just that he's a retired businessman, has a small marijuana bush growing outside his kitchen's window, has taxidermy as a hobby, keeps his root beer and double-thick Mint Oreo cookies on the second shelf and he visits Widow Johnson a lot.

He could simply be a hermit and scarcely ever ventures out to town or is secretly an experienced vampire hunter that knows how to keep a low-profile. Of course, I find out that in the The Lost Boys Vol. #1 comic (which is a miniseries that picks up after the 1987 film) it's apparently the latter and there's a bit more to him than I thought.

But the more likely possibility is that maybe the vampires in The Lost Boys' universe all have salty feet (well, more like salt sticks, collects and/or coats their skin -- if that's the case it's probably unavoidable when they're living so close to the ocean) as a trait. It sounds like it was made up for the film to help people like the Frog brothers to identified vampires. Or maybe this only applies to Santa Carla's vampires?

What else did we learn about the vampires' weakness?

He [Michael] realized that he had turned the hot water off. It didn’t make any difference. The water still burned. He pulled his arm from the shower. What was the matter with the shower? He looked at the angry red welts running down his arm. The cold water had burned him.

Fun Fact: Water is also known as the source of life and so naturally works against the undead. On a practical level, it can also deter predatory creatures that hunt by smell, as water can misdirect or damp scent trails. But running water in particular is a traditional weakness in many vampire mythos. Vampires are thought to be helpless when submerge in it and can be destroyed to many variations of death (such as drowning) because of it.

This myth comes from the Church (in ancient times) trying to feel protected because it was believed that nothing evil could swim or cross running water.

The origin of this may be that Jesus was baptized in a river (washing away evil and sin), but undoubtedly helping the folklore is that running water is much cleaner and safer to live near than stagnant water. Stagnant water doesn't wash away harmful content, is more inviting to mosquitoes and other vermin, promotes mold, and so on.

Vampires are thought to be wretched and disease ridden abominations. Because of that the purity of the running water repels them. However, in some folklore vampires are known to be territorial creatures and don't cross running water, such as rivers and streams because it often serve as natural marker boundaries in the region for hunting territory.

So, if they really wanted to they can cross running water just fine, but they choose not to. It's an unspoken rule that all vampires follow in order to keep the peace with other vampires in the same area.

From this we can accurately deduced that the Lost Boys can't take showers, but can still take bathes. As for if they can cross bridges, or take boats I don't know. Some vampires can't cross running water under their own power or by their own will. Others can as long as they use a human under their control to carried them across, maybe they can still [transform and] fly or jump over it themselves?

I think it's more the latter than former, as we don't actually see it or read it, but it's implied that the Lost Boys jumped off [or hovered above] the Hudson's Bluff, which overlooks the ocean, with their bikes while they were messing with Michael. It's hard to tell what they were actually doing because of the thick fog.

What did Michael tried to eat or drink?

Besides, his brother was right. He should put something in his stomach. He opened the refrigerator and took out a carton of milk. Pain shot through his stomach and chest. He doubled over, dropping the milk.

The room was also spinning and pulsing, he could even feel his own blood surging through his arteries and veins...

Michael forced his head back down. He had to stop this somehow. He saw a mouse in the comer. A large mouse in a trap, its neck slashed and broken, but not quite dead. It struggled feebly in the comer. And it bled. Bright red droplets fell to the kitchen floor. The mouse pulsed and expanded, just like everything else around Michael. He didn’t care. All he could see was the blood. The mouse stiffened, eyes wide open, dead at last. Michael dragged himself over toward the dead rodent, heedless of the pain in his stomach and chest. He reached out his fingers to the pantry floor. He had to touch the blood.

Michael calmed down a bit after tasting some blood, but he craved more. At that point, he was slipping into a feral vampire state, no longer fully himself. He followed the loudest heartbeat in the house—his brother's.

In the film, this scene unfolds slightly differently. Michael grabs a carton of milk to drink, only to drop it and collapse in pain. The scene then cuts to him, his face and body shrouded in shadow, as he menacingly climbs the stairs toward his brother.

What song was Sam singing to in the bathtub?

Sam sang along with the tape on his boom box. Clarence “Frogman” Henry croaked “I Ain’t Got No Home.” Sam croaked along. He might not have a home, but this bathtub was the next best thing.

What kind of dog is Nanook?

Nanook is an Alaskan Malamute (which look similar to Huskies) which are known for their peak at the top of their head, which resembles Bela Lugosi's classic Dracula hairstyle.

Fun Fact: To keep up with the Peter Pan theme, the name Nanook was inspired by the Darlings family pet dog, Nana.

Fun Fact 2: When Michael was giving into his hunger Nanook protected Sam by biting Michael's hand. In Peter Pan the crocodile is known to have eaten Hook’s hand and this scene was a little nod to it.

Fun Fact 3: Completely unrelated, but if you're curious about what the name Nanook means-- In the language of the Inuit people, “nanook” or “nanuq” means “polar bear.”

In Inuit mythology, Nanook was the master of bears, meaning he decided if hunters deserved success in finding and hunting bears and punished violations of taboos.

How does Star describe each of the the Lost Boys like?

All the Lost Boys were so different. Marco was always mysterious; Dwayne a little awkward. Paul was the comedian of the group. He’d do anything to get her to laugh. From the time she had first gotten to know them, David had fascinated her, but Paul had always been the one she could talk to. She sometimes wondered just why that was.

Which of the Lost Boys was recruited before Star and Laddie?

Before she and Laddie had come here, Paul had been the newest member of the gang. She thought that perhaps, more than the others, Paul still remembered what it meant to be lonely.

Readers also learn that Star ran away from home. The why is still unknown but we can correctly assume that it was from an unsafe or toxic environment. As for Laddie we still don't know his story, only that in the film his photo is on the back of milk cartons (such as the one Michael tried to drink from) saying he's missing. Oh, and that his last name is Thompson.

I originally thought he was just a random kid that the Lost Boys snatch in order to keep Star from leaving them. They knew she has a soft spot for children and they, in particularly, David (or Max, as nothing happens without his say so) exploited it.

However, the novelization implies that Laddie was with Star before ever meeting the Lost Boys. That while on the streets she came across Laddie and because he's so young, she couldn't resist the need to help him. Soon after they got lured in by the Lost Boys and tricked or forced into drinking the blood.

Maybe they turned Laddie first so that she wouldn't hesitant to follow him? Or they both drank it without realizing it and she continued to stayed for Laddie because he still needed someone who genuinely cared for his well-being. To not only protect him, but try and save him from a damned life.

In the film, the Lost Boys interaction with him show that they cared for him in their own way, but there's probably a good reason why we don't often see vampire kids.

Laddie's presence certainly helped to keep her grounded to her humanity too. Maybe that's why we never saw her vampire face? It takes a lot of inner strength to not give in. Readers get a better understanding of that from Michael's perspective because he couldn't snapped out of it, and would have done something reprehensible if it wasn't for Nanook protecting his brother.

Fun Fact: Well, more like it's an interesting fact...In the mid-1980s, the nonprofit National Child Safety Council began a nationwide program called the Missing Children Milk Carton Program by putting photos of missing children on the back of milk cartons. By March 1985, almost half of America’s independent dairies had adopted similar milk carton initiatives.

However, the milk carton campaign faded out in the late 1980s and was abandoned altogether when the AMBER Alert system was created in 1996. The replacement of paper milk cartons with plastic jugs also contributed to its demise.

How long was Star with the Lost Boys?

They were killing the Lost Boys. In a way they had been her family. She had been with them for a couple weeks, ever since she had run away to Santa Carla. But she had never seen them as vampires. For some reason they had hidden it from her. She realized she had never known their true selves, only their human remains.

“A couple of weeks” generally means a time period that is more than one week but too short to be measured in months. For that reason many people considered it to mean 14 days; two weeks.

A lot happens in such a short amount of time, especially in the film, but in the novelization it has better pacing.

What happens after Grandpa Emerson saves them from Max?

He reveals that he always knew about the vampires living in Santa Carla and in the novelization, in particularly, the epilogue he's the one who's been narrating it...

After that things pretty much returned to normal. We fixed up the house, Lucy got a new job, Michael went back to school. Star did, too, after she found a place to stay at the Widow Johnson’s. Laddie remembered where his parents lived. And Sam decided he wanted to learn to stuff animals.

What's special about the Lost Boys’ cave?

Grandpa Emerson continues the epilogue and hints...

That place where all the Lost Boys slept is only the beginnings of the cave. Those tunnels seem to go on forever, maybe even all the way back into Santa Carla. And the noises that come out of there? My daughter insists it’s just gotta be the wind. Sam says it’s probably some sort of animal. But nobody knows for sure. So you’ll excuse us if we only visit the hotel during the daylight. And we haven’t quite gotten the gumption to go back there and check those noises out.

Fun Fact: The filming location for the entrance of the Lost Boys' lair, is the Hudson's Bluff Sea Cave at Rancho Palos Verdes in Los Angeles County, California. It's at the foot of a rock 'spur' jutting into the sea by Terranea Beach. The rest of their lair was built on Stage 12 of the Warner Bros. lot.

Fun Fact 2: The hotel was based on the Valencia Street Hotel in San Francisco.

Fun Fact 3: In early drafts of The Lost Boys scripts, there was suppose be an end credit scene. It would've been one of the few 80s movies to do so, but it didn't happen.

The film's final ending was so punchy that filming the tag was never a priority, according to the film's production designer Bo Welch. Once Warner Bros. cut the film's budget by 35% before shooting, the tag was the first to go. "It never got beyond the discussion stage," Welch said.

In the book, The Lost Boys: Lost In The Shadows by Paul Davis you find out what it is they had in mind.

The camera would've panned back to the Lost Boys' lair, focusing on an old weathered mural on the hotel wall, which would show a smiling Max in the early 1900s boardwalk, talking to a group of young men.

You don't see their faces as it was left to the viewers' imagination. It could've been David and his gang or another set of Lost Boys before them. But it's clear that Max and his Lost Boys (not just the current ones) have been terrorizing Santa Carla for that long.

Fun Fact 4: There were plans to make a sequel named The Lost Girls just two years after with David returning as the main villain. This is why David's body doesn't turn to dust like the others. He didn't die, even after being impaled on a pair of antlers. It can be assumed it missed his heart or it needed to be made of wood to be proper "stakes".

Scripts for the film circulated in the early '90s, but the film was never made. However, the plot point would eventually turn up in the comic book Lost Boys: The Reign of Frogs.

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ferylcheryl · 4 months ago

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There isn’t enough Noda/Captain fic yet. I did something about that.

“Come to bed.”

Kenji starts at the words and looks over his shoulder.

“I didn’t hear you,” he laughs softly, a little nervously.

“You know me, I move like a cat.”

Kenji nods and turns back to his work, bowing his head low over the scattering of notes, schematics, and equations on the table. It is the only untidy corner Seiji allows in their shared home—it is a small space, and they live sparingly; he does not mind keeping the rest clean himself. But Kenji’s mind works in a way that he himself could not even begin to understand—the best he can do to envision it is to summon an image of the man himself sitting patient and still, perhaps barefoot and cross-legged, in the center of a churning maelstrom. There are numbers in it, equations, multisyllabic words. His curls are whipped about his face. He is probably smiling quietly, or looks vexed—but pleasantly so. Then, swift as anything, his hand darts out and seizes a particular equation, grasps by its scruff a bit of scientific trivia. So let him have his mess, his refuge in a chaotic corner.

But.

“Godzilla isn’t awake all night worrying about you,” Seiji murmurs, approaching. “Though he should be.”

Kenji leans back, smiling up at him, but his eyes are sad, worried.

“I bet he’s sound asleep right now, dreaming his monster dreams. So you should sleep too.”

He seems to consider it for a moment, then drops his gaze and shakes his head.

Seiji sighs. “Captain’s orders.”

Kenji snorts, but Seiji can tell by the bend of his neck that he is already sliding back into his calculations, his private typhoon of atomic numbers and formulae.

“Oh, so you’re mutinying?” He leans down and slides his long arms around Kenji’s chest, kisses the nape of his neck. Kenji softens instantly, thaws with a happy sigh. It is not that he was waiting for Seiji’s insistence but because there is a hereness to him: everything that happens, happens in the vital crux of the moment.

Seiji crouches and Kenji, laughing, lets him slide his arms around him and hoist him into an awkward fireman’s carry. He doesn’t play at escape, thank goodness—they’re both too old and tired for that.

Read the rest here: (rated E, no major archive warnings—just fluffy, happy smut)

#godzilla minus one #Godzilla minus one fan fiction #Kenji Noda #seiji akitsu

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rscroogedraws · 5 months ago

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Our Beloved Docktor Frogg Part I

Note: The last time I tried to write a L.O.S.E. fanfic was 2013. So, I'm pretty rusty.

In a nutshell: Docktor Frogg is starting to wonder if the grass is greener somewhere else. Maybe he'd feel more satisfied with his career and life overall if he was a mad scientist under an actual supervillain instead of Voltar the Saturday morning cartoon villain flop?

This is also me introducing my fan character Firecracker to what may, potentially, be a new series of L.O.S.E. fics after this one. I also plan on including Professor Venomous from O.K. K.O.! as a minor recurring character in this particular fic.

Without further ado:

“Oh, Docktor Frogg! You got some mail!” Red Menace chirped as he passed over a surprisingly fancy gold embossed envelope.

Frogg nodded and took the parcel. He was relieved Voltar was out doing who-knows-what since the little gremlin would insist on getting first look at the mail just because of how shiny it was. He muttered a few choice words under his breath as he carefully opened said envelope, imagining Voltar scoffing, rolling his eyes, and whining that he never got anything good.

Honestly, Frogg was expecting spam about a credit card for the ‘elite’ supervillain or glossy, unbelievable photos of equipment he’d never be able to afford (or steal) in a million years. Instead, it was a wedding invite. And as soon as he saw the name and picture attached, his heart dropped a little.

There was the beaming and lovestruck face of Professor Venomous holding hands with a shorter man that had teal, swooped hair on one side of his head and one red cybernetic eye. The mystery beau looked great in a powder blue tuxedo, his smile almost hidden behind a big matching tie and a sea of ruffles. Frogg glanced at the letterhead again: “….formally invited to the wedding of Professor Venomous and Lord Boxman.”

Frogg sniffed and closed the letter. Years ago, he found Professor Venomous on a mad scientist forum. His specialization was crafting bio-mass attachments and creating artificial life. He was Frogg’s dream lab partner; a scientist whose demented imagination matched his talent, zeal, and determination to create bigger, worse, and deadlier things. A few of Frogg’s better organic monsters over the years, the ones that lived longer than five minutes, owed their existence to Venomous’ equations and thorough notes.

When Venomous first shared pictures of what he looked like, it awoke something in Docktor Frogg. The man was as gorgeous as he was brilliant. He had a purple complexion that he carefully matched with turtlenecks in the same color family. His dark hair was glossy and combed back into a flattering wing shape. And he wore eyeliner.

Venomous had a touch of Goth aesthetic and Frogg’s heart always skipped a beat around Goth girls with tastefully put-together black outfits and make-up that made her look like the Grim Reaper’s next willing target. That applied to Goth guys too. It also better explained what Frogg previously chocked up as just “admiration” for the icon Rock Gothington.

It hit Frogg like an unpleasant satellite from the heavens above: He’d been crushing on his long-time online friend Professor Venomous. He’d held onto a slim hope, the slimmest most gossamer thread of hope, that Venomous might reach out one day, ask to be partners, and sweep him away from his dreaded day-to-day as a minion for a Saturday morning cartoon flop. Someone else beat Frogg to the goal he hadn’t realized he had.

Boxman. Frogg blew out a breath. Lord Boxman.

If Venomous had fallen for him, he probably had some blueprints or research worth raiding. At the very least, Frogg might find a devious new idea for a pet project and maybe even a new villain penpal. It’d help buffer his ennui if he had just one more person to talk to that knew what real evil was instead of continuing to insist that playing Ding Dong Ditch on their neighbor Steve was the height of villainy.

“What’d you get, Docktor Frogg?” Red Menace asked with a friendly grin.

“Junk mail.” Frogg deliberately looked away from Red’s face as he tucked the invitation into the inner pocket of his lab coat. “Just junk.”

“Why did you discretely put it away in your coat then?” Red raised an accusatory finger and eyebrow. “That’s the pocket you put important documents in.”

Suddenly the door burst open and Voltar puttered in, tapping his fingers and chuckling sinisterly. Even his antennae curled slightly backwards.

“Men! I’ve found a fantastic new way to annoy the neighborhood!” Voltar made a few showman gestures before sticking his hands behind his back.

Red leaned in curiously. For a moment, Frogg was actually grateful for Voltar’s interruption. As Voltar was pulling out his monumental find, Red shot Frogg a knowing glance and raised his brows. Of course he wasn’t just going to let Frogg off the hook.

Frogg swallowed heavily as Voltar raised a fistful of colorful kazoos.

“I’ve found a treasure trove of horribly played songs on NikNak!” Voltar carried on with a gleeful laugh. “And the fools shared their sheet music! For free! We’re going to learn how to play these songs. The worse. The better. Feel free to ad lib. And we’re going to knock on all our neighbors’ doors. And give them a kazoo concert that will make them groan in sheer agony!”

“I think you’re mistaking recorders for kazoos….” Red interjected.

“I got these from the dollar store for 25 cents. I’m not made of money, Red.”

“Wouldn’t recorders be more irritating?” Frogg said, frowning. “I’ve been to some pretty bad recorder recitals, Voltar. That’s the stuff of nightmares for some parents…”

“And grandparents!” Red added.

“Hmmm…..” Voltar idly scratched his chin and shook the kazoos mashed between his fingers. “I really want to do a bad kazoo concert today.”

With that, Voltar shoved the kazoos at Frogg and Red. Red excitedly started tooting on his while Frogg rolled his eyes and held up the pathetic plastic instrument between his claws.

As if Red’s tweeting and buzzing wasn’t bad enough by itself, Voltar joined in. In his case, he was pitifully trying to play two kazoos at once. Red sounded at least close to competent while Voltar was wheezing and blowing raspberries barely a minute later.

Is this really the rest of my life….? Frogg raised his kazoo and half-heartedly blew into it.

“Let’s gooooo!” Voltar cheered, pointing and marching back towards the door.

Frogg slumped forward and followed the peppy, jaunty strut of his comrades with significantly more somber energy. Maybe today he’d finally discover a Skullosus recruitment poster that didn’t have all the little “take a number” strips pulled off.

Instead of the neighbors, Voltar decided to drag L.O.S.E. to the park instead. Because he was hungry. And there was a specific hot dog cart there that had quality brats-not the cheap meat tubes everywhere else had-and a certain brand of spicy mustard that you just couldn’t find anywhere else in town.

While Voltar beelined for the cart, Red Menace noticed Mrs. Johnson parked on a bench and feeding pigeons. He casually strolled over with a certain grin on his face that better fit a superhero sidekick than a burly evil henchman. The elderly woman immediately perked up when she saw him. She fished out a couple pieces of the awful candy every old person ubiquitously carried on their person and offered Red the ones with the strawberry-themed wrappers. Of course, he gasped with sheer delight and popped one in his mouth.

Docktor Frogg rolled his eyes and looked down at the kazoo pathetically dangling from his claws. He raised it to his lips and started tooting a tuneless ditty. Only he could hear it. Otherwise, he was overpowered by bird chatter and laughing children.

Oh, look. Glory Guy’s superpowered spawn recently learned how to fly. The child was cackling as he flew around in a few dizzy circles, a little gray hare hanging onto his ankle for dear life. Glory Guy’s concerned cries followed a minute later.

Frogg chuckled sinisterly. Maybe in the next ten years Glory Jr. would be a delinquent on the quick path towards a supervillain that could easily rival the likes of Skullosus or greater instead of yet another boring and cookie-cutter boy scout like his old man.

“….you’re absolutely sure?” Speaking of Skullosus, the skull in a jar was sitting across a picnic table from a character Frogg hadn’t seen before. She certainly wasn’t dressed like one of his typical minions and she wasn’t Skullosus’ gender-bent galaxy-conquering girlfriend either.

“Yeah,” she said with a firm nod. “I appreciate the opportunity, but it’s just not what I’m looking for.”

The mystery woman was barely a foot taller than Voltar from Frogg’s rough mental height estimate. She had short gray hair slicked back into sharp quill-like shapes at the base of her neck and cat-like yellow irises. Colored contact lenses maybe? She was dressed in a dark double-breasted suit and silver tie matched with black and white shoes Frogg had only seen in 1940’s movies. Based on her outfit alone, Frogg guessed she was probably a franchise rep for one of the big-name suppliers Skullosus had access to as an A-list villain.

Despite himself, Frogg cast a venomous glare in Voltar’s direction. His boss was happily chomping down on his stupid bratwurst. With a snarl and a few curses, Frogg turned his attention back to Skullosus. Maybe Voltar would be extra slow today and indulge what he liked to call his “foodie” sensibilities. Yes, Voltar, the man whose usual diet consisted of a big bucket of fried fast food chicken or cheap microwave pizza, was a fount of knowledge on fine dining.

At the very least, Frogg wanted to find out who Skullosus’ mystery supplier was. It’d be another brand name to add to his ever-growing list of mad scientist’s equipment he idly daydreamed about.

“I could really use a decent mad scientist right now.” Skullosus tapped the table top. “Do you like foosball? We just had a foosball table installed in the lounge!”

Frogg’s goggles bugged while the woman in the suit rolled her eyes.

“I’m not a mad scientist. I told you I’m more of a publicist. Or spin doctor for a more accurate description. My mad science is ad hoc at best.” She made a “so-so” gesture. “And I don’t like foosball.”

“But it’s so fun to make the little men kick the ball! It’s like….” Skullosus gestured vaguely. “And then the other guy goes-” He gestured vaguely again. “So fun.”

“Have you actually played it?” She folded her arms.

“My son likes it.” Skullosus shrugged. “I also just got orange soda in the employee vending machines!”

“Hire an actual mad scientist. Call me when you need a brochure for the people on your first conquered planet or whatever.”

“Firecracker, no mad scientists-”

“ ‘No mad scientists want to work anymore!’ Yeah, yeah….” Firecracker made a rude, dismissive gesture that eerily reminded Frogg of Voltar.

“Don’t you dare take that tone with the mighty-”

“You can’t eject me out the airlock.” Firecracker grinned in a menacing fashion. “This is a no disintegrator ray zone. Plus, Glory Guy and General Sargent are here.”

He ground his teeth and narrowed his eyes, but huffed in defeat.

“We’re still on for brunch Monday, right?” Firecracker adjusted the lapels of her suit jacket.

“Of course! Galactea is dying to meet you.” Skullosus’ entire demeanor shifted from intimidating to casual in mere seconds. He cleared his throat and tapped the front of his mech suit. “It’s disappointing that we’ll no longer be business associates. Please send any promising mad scientists my way?”

Firecracker nodded as she shoved her hands in her jacket pockets. “Yes. Of course.”

Skullosus nodded again and stood up. Then he ambled away towards Glory Guy who had just managed to catch his ball-of-chaos rugrat.

The gears in Frogg’s head started turning. If only Glory Guy wasn’t here. If he could just find a way to get himself in front of Skullosus-

“Enjoy the show, Goggles?”

Frogg’s thoughts were interrupted by Firecracker looking directly at him with tightly folded arms and a smug smile on her face.

It was that moment Frogg also realized his goggles had extended out a bit. He had unintentionally zoomed in on Firecracker and Skullosus when he got wrapped up in his eavesdropping. Also, he’d only been standing...ten feet away from their picnic table.

“Oh….” Frogg raised the tip of his claw to his chin. “A-ahhm….”

“Skullhead has a bad habit of using his outside voice.” Her smile grew and she laughed a little, her shoulders bobbing. “So, you’re an aspiring Skullosus minion then?”

“Yes.” Frogg pushed the tips of his claws together, blushing in embarrassment. “I’d like that. Very much.”

“I’d hold off from applying right now.” She held up a warning index finger. “Skullosus thinks he can juggle wedding planning with an evil operation that’s about to expand from not-yet world destroyer to galactic conquerer. It’s a circus!”

“...g-galactic conquerer?!” Frogg was salivating a little now.

“I can see the evil little twinkle in your eye.” Firecracker snorted. “Seriously. I’ve been ejected out of his airlock two different times because of pre-wedding jitters! Wait. Wait at least a month. Then he’ll be back to ejecting minions from the airlock twice a week. Only once if he’s in an especially good mood.”

The tone of her voice and imagining himself floating about aimlessly in space made Frogg very, very aware of gravity keeping his feet attached to the earth beneath him. He looked down at the grass and swallowed thickly. “Mm-hmmm….”

“Good news is you’re a shoo-in,” Firecracker lightly clapped Frogg’s shoulder. “I got my foot in the door because Skullosus caught a whiff of mad scientist on my CV. I can only piece together mad scientist scraps with duct tape, gum, and a miracle!”

“What exactly does Skullosus need a mad scientist for?” Frogg asked around the growing lump in his throat.

Before Firecracker could answer, Voltar popped up and sprayed a mix of spit and terribly played kazoo music in her face. There was a big, stupid smile on his helmeted face and he narrowed his eyes challengingly at Frogg and Firecracker.

“Time to move out, Docktor Frogg!” he declared.

Firecracker had a tight-lipped smirk on her face as her pupils shrank and she blinked a few times. She sniped one of the kazoos Voltar still wielded between his knuckles, raised the cheap instrument to her lips, and took a deep breath. She tweeted into the kazoo, as loud and obnoxious as she could. The resulting foghorn bellow was bigger than Frogg thought the instrument was capable of. It was followed by enough wind to push Voltar’s antennae back and at least a gallon of spit.

Now it was Voltar’s turn for shrinking pupils and rapid blinking.

“What was that for?!” he cried indignantly.

“You started it.”

Voltar tweeted the kazoo again, this time waving his hand off to the side with a few conductor-esque gestures as he seemed to try and remember some tune.

“...is that supposed to be Jingle Bells?” Firecracker asked.

“Nightshade smells! Bobbin lost a pin!” Voltar sang off-key. Frogg cringed when Firecracker started playing her pilfered kazoo actually in tune with Voltar. “The Shade mobile lost a wheel and the Cuckoo got away!”

“Oh, my God. I remember when Nightshade had such a cow about that on national TV.” Firecracker snickered. Then her eyes bugged and she raised the kazoo, tapping the air with it a few times. “Can you imagine putting together a choir of these and playing it right outside his house? Bonus points if its kids in Nightshade’s official shirts and carrying his stupid new action figures.”

“Ooohhh, he’d hate that!” Frogg chimed in, an evil smile tugging at the corners of his lips for the first time in awhile.

“Do you have more of these?” Firecracker shook the kazoo again for emphasis.

“No.”A few more fell out of Voltar’s pockets as his eyes shot back and forth like pinballs.

“I’m getting ahead of myself.” Firecracker laughed as she pocketed the kazoo and extended a hand to Frogg. “I’m Firecracker, the spritely and unpredictable! Pleasure to meet you.”

“Docktor Frogg,” Frogg spun his claw once with a little showy flare before taking her extended hand. “The ah...insidious and dement-cru...malicif-ignant.”

“Um, excuse me!” Voltar glared at her. “I’m the illustrious leader of the League of Super Evil, Voltar. But I don’t really need an introduction. You’ve probably heard of me.”

He puffed out his chest and made a display out of looking at his nails.

For a moment, Frogg tensed up and braced himself for an incoming Voltar tantrum. Most people were barely aware that they existed, saw them as minor nuisances that could be deterred with a “shoo” motion and a spray bottle, or worse, asked who they were even after several events that had almost leveled Metrotown.

“Yeah!” Firecracker tapped her palm. “The balloons? You kept everybody on 4th street up all night after popping a bunch of balloons...Where did you find enough?”

Voltar made a pleased noise. “The dollar store foolishly threw them out! They were all there in an alleyway dumpster! Free for the taking.”

While Voltar was laughing as if he discovered the secret behind perpetual motion, Frogg groaned and rolled his eyes.

“That’s where we find all of our equipment,” he snarked.

“Frogg! Don’t give away our secrets.”

“You already gave it away.”

“Do you think there’s more kazoos back there?” Firecracker interrupted.

“I didn’t think to look there!” Voltar sighed. “I actually bought these.” He glared at the kazoos still stuck between his fingers.

“Recorders would be more annoying,” Firecracker said. “We should stock up on those instead.”

“I told you!” Frogg said in a sing-song with a pointed stare at Voltar.

“Wait a minute.” Voltar folded his arms haughtily. “Who said you were joining us on my genius plan?”

“Fair enough.” Firecracker mimicked his body language before leaning in and blowing a raspberry. “But I can find cheap recorders and I know at least six evil parents that would love to use this as an internship opportunity for their kids.”

“I can recruit an entire neighborhood of annoying kids!”

“Brilliant.” Firecracker smirked. “If we teamed up, we’d have that neighborhood plus six kids. It’d maximize how annoyed Nightshade would be!”

“Wait, wait, wait…” Voltar shook his head. “Our goal is to annoy my neighbors. Especially Steve.”

“Okay.” Firecracker leaned in closer. “Let’s give Steve nightmares.”

The cold, icy tone Firecracker used actually sent a slight shiver down Frogg’s spine. For a moment, Voltar looked a bit phased. His yellow pinprick irises dilated a few times and he took a step back. A moment later, Voltar regained his nerve raised a triumphant fist. “Steve will pee himself in terror!”

“Great.” Firecracker fished a business card out of her pocket and slipped it into Voltar’s hand. “Call me when you’re ready to discuss the plan! I’m always excited to team up with other villains.”

With that, she waved and walked towards the same bratwurst cart Voltar was at a few minutes ago. Frogg watched her passing form, wondering why someone that had connections with Skullosus of all villains would want anything to do with L.O.S.E. Whatever her intentions, she could help Frogg start moving ahead in the world. He’d keep a wary eye on her but until proven otherwise, she’d given him a small spark of hope. He was mildly disappointed that the evil scheme was still Voltar’s small-peanuts vision but at least it’d been upgraded to real nuisance instead of mildly irritating; like a housefly aimlessly larking about exchanged for a mosquito nipping at someone’s neck.

“Gross. Did she just ask me on a date?” Voltar held out the business card as if it was a bag of dog poop.

“As if.” Frogg rolled his eyes. “Girls give you their phone number on scraps of notebook paper or napkins with little hearts on them. Or they just put their number in your phone.”

“How would you know?” Voltar looked at him suspiciously.

“I’ve been out on a few dates!” Frogg said, a bit more defensively than he would have liked. “Anyway, business cards are common. A lot of big-time supervillains and minions have them. This would be our first major collaboration with another villain. It might gain the League more notoriety.”

“We’re known!” Now Voltar was getting defensive. “We’re a household name…”

“We might actually get on the front page of the newspaper.” Frogg mused. “Or better yet, convince a social media influencer to make a video about us…”

“It’d be nice to see my face on the front page,” Voltar muttered.

“Alright, I’ve decided! The League will team up with this Firecracker. Only temporarily!” Voltar snickered. “Your nights of blissful slumber are numbered, STEVE!”

Before Voltar started on an evil laugh, Red joined them. He waved casually and held up a kazoo. “I’m ready to toot, Voltar!”

“Change of plans, Red. We’re going back to the drawing board…”

“Can we go back to the drawing board over subs?” Red Menace held up a coupon with a giddy grin. “Mrs. Johnson had a leftover Get 3 Subs free for Gene’s Sandwich Shoppe!”

“I could eat,” Voltar agreed.

“What about Doomageddon?” Frogg asked nervously.

“Oh, I have enough leftover grocery money to get him a sandwich. Besides, Doomy has very specific tastes!”

“Yeah, I bet…” Frogg shuddered. Thankfully, a big meaty sandwich was far more appetizing than Frogg’s string beany body.

Yet another reason Frogg was excited by the prospect of potentially leaving L.O.S.E.

#league of super evil #docktor frogg #voltar #red menace #l.o.s.e.#fanfic #fan character #ok ko let's be heroes #professor venomous #crossover #crossover fic #league of super evil fanfic #fanfiction

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aenor-llelo · 1 year ago

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I am rereading orp for the 9th time and I am curious about the etymology of ‘dyuers’ the only place I’ve seen it is in the frogge wiki entry

that would be because i've seen that frogge wiki entry and i thought the word "dyuers" was really fucking funny so i stole it from there

#orphan's path #orp meta #aenor-llelo

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snicketstrange · 3 months ago

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Untie My Silence Knot - Chapter 4 - L, you are a big troublemaker!

Now was the time to go to Pincus Hospital. That hospital was already part of my life … No wonder it was part of something like that too. S had been born there, and it was there that I consulted my gynecologist. I had specifically chosen her as a doctor, after a very important discovery made by J. I asked him to investigate this for me, and J, like B, is an excellent detective. My curiosity was piqued when B and I were on the Island. I was pregnant, but at the same time I was trying to find a defensive cure for various types of poison, especially for Medusoid Mycelium. B was with me, and so, in a moment of rest, we started talking about our future baby.

So, B, what do you want to call the baby? - I asked him.

B … I don't know. It's hard to stick with a name when you don't even know the baby's gender.

We can think of two names.

It seems like a nice idea.

If the baby is a boy I choose a name. If it's a girl, you choose a name.

You've already thought of a name, haven't you? Let me guess … And he said the name of L. And he was right, as always. He looked at me with some disappointment.

B… L is dead. It is your family's custom to name your children after a dead friend, isn't it?

So, if the baby is a girl, let's call her Violet. I never forgot that sentence. I wanted to ask "Who is Violet?", But I didn't have the courage. He had a right to have dead past loves that he never wanted to talk to me about. But I found it strange that I had never even heard of her. I mean, my love relationship with L was not a secret. We almost got married. B knew that. L might not be dead, and I might still like him, but B not even telling me anything about this Violet was so … I don't even know what it was. I just didn't like it, but I didn't say anything. When we were expelled from the Island, and we arrived in the City, I looked for J. He told me that as soon as he knew, he would give me an answer.

The answer came a few years later. J had to investigate some old reports related to B. Most of them had been destroyed and mixed with some old reports by L. A specific file, called Suspicious Incidents, contained a brief reference to a girl named Violetta Frogg-Drifter.

That's a false name, J.

The surname is false, but the person exists and the name Violetta is true. I checked with Miss S. She worked with B when they were in training at Stain'd-by-the-Sea.

And what happened to her?

She became a gynecologist. And she is closer than you thin.

Is she a member of VFD?

Yes, she is. From the Winnipeg Cell. R met her when she moved there after her mother's death. And she was transferred to Pincus Hospital after you arrived from the island.

"Violetta" is "Violet" in which language?

Italian and Russian.

Russian … like Liev Tolstoy. I thanked J. I remembered B's words: "So, if the baby is a girl, let's call her Violet." "What do you mean 'So' ?" I thought. If Violetta wasn't dead, the "So" meant that he wanted to name the baby after an old love, just as I was doing with the name of L. Or perhaps, the name of true love. That seemed so vindictive on his part …

J gave me a complete file on her. She was incredible, both as a doctor and as a person. When I chose her as my gynecologist, B showed no reaction. And over the years, I have personally analyzed Violetta's personality. She is funny, smart, and very dedicated. She never married. And she never said or did anything to incriminate her as a member of a secret organization.

I requested an extra consultation as soon as I arrived at the hospital. I complained of feeling a Vast Female Dermatitis. Soon I was at her doctor's office.

I didn't realize it was a sad occasion because you were feeling it. - She told me.

The World is quite here.

Violetta smiled at me.

I've been consulting you for so long, and we didn't find out that we were from the same secret organization …"

Violetta, you know who I am, don't you? You and B have a past together.

I don't think there's any use in using tricks to try to trick you, after all. But why is this important to you now?

I want to know if you would take care of him, in case I leave.

You know that leaving is not an option for you B - She looked very sad as she took off her glasses and looked at me, as if she were removing a disguise.

Did you take this job at the hospital near where we live to be closer to him?

You know that we don't choose where we go …

Were you happy to be able to come here, so close to him?

Of course not! Do you think I was happy to see you with him? Or seeing him ignoring me? Or pulling his baby out of you, fully aware she was the result of you two sleeping together?

But if for some reason I wasn't here anymore, and I wasn't his wife anymore, would you take care of him?

You can't divorce B, not without risking your children.I know everything about you. You inherited your parents' fortune. You had to marry a trusted VFD member, so you were forced to break off your engagement with some revolutionary fool from afar. Then you had to marry B, who was the most trusted young adult member of VFD. I received a 300-page letter explaining all of this.

300?

You could even get divorced without too many problems, but ended up having children. And that complicated everything.

I have a plan in which we all win. But B cannot know. He's too reliable and will never agree. But I believe that you and I can work together on this. And when it is over, I will not be divorced, but B will be free to marry whomever he wants. But I will need a doctor who is willing to tell lies. And I think this doctor is you.

#untie my silence knot #asoue fanfic #asoue fic #asoue theories #asoue theory #lemony snicket #beatrice baudelaire #bertrand baudelaire #Violet Baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #the beatrice letters

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toxicvirus10101 · 5 months ago

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“Look familiar?…”

⚠️DO NOT USE MY ART!⚠️

[meet again business man and mad scientist. frogg don’t remember him yet from his memory is will be long take.]

Sorry about is word fafamiliar🫥

#league of super evil #toxic virus arc #league of super evil au #mr doig #dr frogg #doktor frogg #oc #lore

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universefrogg · 11 months ago

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Plays a new game that’s in beta: oh I like this it’s cute

Sees an NPC who is a fashion twink: oh cute

Sees another NPC but this time it’s a single father who sounds southern and works in the mines: OH NO

#when I tell you that this man has a chokehold on me #every time I see his kid I ask where her dad is #I ranted to friends on discord about this man #and I’m only on lvl 2 friendship with him #I’m so gay for him my god #the game is called Palia #palia game #Palia Hodari #hehehehehehe #frogg words

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bumbling-kiddo · 9 months ago

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19, 20, 36, 37, 38? (if that's too many feel free to leave any out !!)

hi!! that’s not too many hehe thanks for the ask :D

19. favorite song(s)

go listen with your eyes closed and picture a fantasy pirate town lantern festival it’s great <3

20. favorite lyric(s)

(yes i skipped a bit in the middle of those lyrics bc it was a long paragraph haha shhhh)

36. favorite meme(s)

this is the frogge video in case no one knows what i mean btw. it’s very silly my little brother likes to quote it at me :]

37. favorite animal(s)

i was THE horse girl in elementary school

38. favorite quote(s)

idk if I have a favorite quote tbh i just like words :]

(PS i added alt text in case any of these pics are too small or hard to read) <3

#i write in cursive a lot too but my hand tremor is acting up today so you get print instead sorry haha <3 #print is easier for me to control when my hands are hurting :]#mail!#friends!

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cashewally-sarcastic · 3 months ago

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If 750 words arent written in 1 hour im throwing your persona (a frogg) into the deep end of a pool

i'll take that challenge check back in an hour

#this is funny because fun fact i can't swim lmao #hi steel!

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howtofail101 · 8 months ago

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HELP my aunt sent me this and I read it and thought it was funny BC HAHA KERMIT THE FROGG

But I didn't get the ACTUAL joke which was how the meme was talking about how spelling mistakes can happen to anyone and its not a big deal while every single word was spelt wrong...

..but I couldn't tell BC I wasn't confident in my spelling

#how just how #FUCKING SIMPLE IS SPELT CHEMPL #how did i not notice that

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evillovelust666 · 2 years ago

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Fictional World Role Play: "A Crime So Powerful It Can Never Be Justified"

I'm at home in the animals room with my three babies Neko, Gambit, and Buneary I let Buneary out of her cage to let her run around Gambit chilling in the scratching post tower and Neko laying down behind me on the couch I turn on the T.V browsing the channels when I stumble upon large words saying "BREAKING NEWS"

news reporter: "Victims identified as females are mysteriously disappearing from boarding schools, college, and many other locations from when they were last seen the police department has this to say"

police officer: "We are doing the best we can to find them families of the victims are worrying and the trails we kept finding are ending up cold at this rate if we don't find any clues I'm afraid that all hope is lost for the victims and their families"

I turn off the T.V as Neko lay on my lap purring as I held her giving her a hug

me: "They will never find them my master has taken two steps ahead of them and as cunning sabotaging the surveillance cameras the perfect crime in history I should know because I helped him"

I looked up remembering of that day

flashback:

I'm at the Top Villains Hotel in the laboratory helping Doktor Frogg with an experiment wearing a biohazard suit

we been conducting different toxins mixing them and seeing the results of the reaction I began pouring each elixirs in test tubes mixing them then taking a pipette abstract that mix toxins and placing small drops we both looked down seeing the results

Doktor Frogg: "Ah an interesting results a powerful reaction to a specific chemical this will be useful for my bio-weaponry on killing the good guys thank you Stacy you've been very helpful that will be all for today"

me: "Of course my Master Doktor Frogg"

I took my leave while Doktor Frogg writing down on his clipboard of how much doses and which results of the reactions I took off my biohazard suit placing it in the sanitizing room after getting sanitized I change my clothes putting on a revealing chain rhinestone sheer backless halter top and purple sapphire jewels clam diggers another one of Valentino's gift as I'm walking down the hallway I'm suddenly being swallowed by a demonic shadow being teleported

me: "HEY WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!? LET ME OUT!!!!!!"

it carry me to Black Hat's Manor and into his office from there the shadow spit me out as I landed on my ass

me whisper under my breath: "Itai fuck that really hurts"

Black Hat: "AH I see that you've arrive"

when I heard his voice I got up and fix myself

me: "Oh Master Lord Black Hat I didn't know you summon me did you need me for something?"

he evilly chuckle

Black Hat: "Yes I would like you to meet a couple of acquaintances of mine I believe you meet them"

I looked and my eyes widen and my face went pale because from there by the two chairs sitting in it are Valentino and Vox my heart beating loudly as I breathe slowly calming myself

Valentino: "Hey there Baby Cakes"

he gave me a flirty wink with a sinister grin

Vox: "It's been a while Scare Kitten"

he blew me a kiss I blush while clearing my throat

me: "You can call me that somewhere else but here in the presence of Lord Black Hat your here to discuss business nothing else"

the three laugh hysterically

Black Hat: "Such formality but don't worry I don't mind of them flirting with you I enjoy seeing your reaction now aside of that could you be a dear and bring my finest wine for our guests?"

me: "Yes of course"

I went to the glass cabinet and grab the finest wine along with three fancy glass placing them on the tray carrying them I was deep in thought scare and nervous

me thinking in thought: "Did Black Hat show them my memories? this is bad that would mean that they know of Angel Dust's whereabout! Oh Angel my master I failed you"

Black Hat saw me he evilly smile as I place the glass for each of them and pouring the wine only for him to place his hand on my cheek as I looked at him he's enjoying this seeing me in torment and fear his hand slowly went under my chin placing his sharp talon of his finger on my lips slowly moving left and right judging by this he's letting me know that he did not show them my memories of Angel Dust's whereabout he didn't say anything but the way he's telling me quietly makes me feel relief and reassuring he's just enjoying this as Valentino and Vox ask for more wine I pour their glass and ask

me: "So Master Lord Black Hat how long have you know the Overlords of the Double V's?"

Black Hat: "For a long while now which brings me to the next subject these two would like to expand their business they would like to meet someone that's done grooming women and selling them as mail order brides that's were you Stacy know of that certain villain"

I looked at Valentino and Vox they both smile evilly and I began using my magic to projecting that villain and began explaining on what he does

me: "His name is Meowrice Percy Beaucoup a notorious con artist of Paris he's been selling mail order brides for a long time his sister Madame Ruben Chatte also runs a program called “Salon De Beaute Pour Felines” however Meowrice gave her a fake check with invisible ink because money will always belong to him that's the power of greed for ya so after Madame Ruben Chatte decides to brake the branch with her brother she ratted him out to Jaune Tom and Robespierre on the kidnapping of Mewsette they were no longer siblings ever since"

Valentino: "Does he also do men?"

me: "Well when he sees a money-making opportunity, he gets them drunk and sells them but women are his charismatic talents"

Vox: "Where is he now?"

me: "I found a new location for him after saving him from being humiliated and about to be send to Mr. Henry Phtt of Sand Box Rd. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, U.S.A. he's been doing well I got a called from him a couple of months ago that he's been selling humans, anthropomorphic, and Kemonomimi he's making a lot of money from these profits I will gladly take you to him"

Valentino: "Then it's decided! take us to him!"

me: "Yes Valentino"

Black Hat decided to come along I open the portal and we all went inside after we came out we're at the location of Meowrice boarding school for beautiful women the building is fancy with details in gold and silver as I open the door we all went inside and walk throughout the building until we found his office written in gold with dollar signs on each ends I knock until he answer the door

Meowrice: "Stacy my Cherie it's been so good to see you as lovely as the Belle of Paris what brings you here my dear?"

me: "Master Meowrice I would like you to meet the two Overlords from Hell Valentino and Vox they run a Porn Studio and would like to discuss with you on expanding business"

he sees them and open the door wider letting us in

Meowrice: "Please come in I would love to here your proposition of expanding business"

we all sat in a fancy couch while Meowrice in his desk they discuss a lot on business

Valentino: "We would like to buy some of your lovely workers to work for us in the Porn Studio in return you'll get pay handsomely"

Meowrice: "Interesting how much?"

with a snap of Valentino's finger Vox pull out a briefcase and handed it to him Meowrice open it and sees all the money

Vox: "That would suffice will it?"

he darkly smile and laugh quietly

Meowrice: "Gentlemen I accept your deal let's expand business"

concerning for the safety of my master Meowrice I ask in curiosity

me: "So what will everyone get with this proposal?"

Valentino notice this because of my concern for my master Meowrice he leans towards me and place his hand on my cheek with an evil grin he explain as he reassure me

Valentino: "Now don't worry Stacy were not going to take your master Meowrice's soul were going to split on the profits along with the money then we'll split on the souls to me, Voxxy, and Black Hat"

I sigh in relief as they began signing the papers and I understand why Black Hat is acquainted with Valentino and Vox when it comes to souls

Vox: "You drive a hell of a bargain Meowrice"

Meowrice: "Call it my wicked ways"

he chuckle after the last paper is sign

Valentino: "It's official"

Meowrice, Valentino, and Vox began to shake hands as it glow but not on the soul dealing kind but a business vibe

Black Hat: "This calls for a celebration let's go to Hell to the Porn Studios for the beginning of their expanding business!"

they all cheer and I open the portal to Hell leading to the Porn Studio as we all went inside they had their drinks and laugh

Valentino: "Well Meowrice as a token of gratitude for your cooperation here are a group of lovely ladies that I know you'll enjoy for something special I hope you like it"

female demons and imps were flirty giggling wearing revealing lingerie winking and blowing kisses at Meowrice he reacted seeing them sexy in their seductive outfits

I sigh to myself knowing that this was going to happen I felt the jealously lust when it comes to my masters but I know they needed a break from me I'm just afraid that I will be no longer good enough for them even though I'm the only one that understood them and gave them these powers and I remember Meowrice saying when it comes to beautiful women he sees "Momentary lapse, my dear even cats are sometimes human" as he went to them letting them touch him and kiss him I growl quietly as I felt a couple of hands touching my ass from Valentino Valentino: "Jealous Baby Cakes?" as he continue groping my ass I looked up at him in the eyes and answer honestly me: "Yes" then I watch as Meowrice with both his paws on each strippers ass began to go to a special room before the door close he comes back with a low meow tone and a sinister cackle then the door slam shut

Vox: "Don't worry Stacy you won't feel left out" there Black Hat, Vox, and Valentino surround me with their dark chuckle and eyes glowing in lust I'm in another room naked while cosplay with my cat ears, paws, elegant cat legs, and tail wearing a collar with a bell on it being blindfolded and handcuffs while a leash pulled me I can only meow and nyaa if I speak I'll be punish when suddenly I felt tarantula legs touching me it felt so real I shiver and yelp in fear me: "NYAAAAA!!!!!!" I been kept being tease until I heard their voices there laughing enjoying my fears Black Hat: "Oh is this too much for you?" not breaking character I answer me: "Meow" he chuckle seeing me about to break down in tears Black Hat: "Well lets take the blindfold off so you can see" he took them off and I see them they're naked but the lower torsos were animal parts for Black Hat his is a drider with black and red on the tarantula body, Valentino his is a cobra in pink and purple color with heart and moth symbols on the scales, and Vox an eel with static symbols in black and turquoise color when I saw Black Hat in his tarantula I shiver again backing away in fear Black Hat: "Aw you don't like my tarantula form?" I looked away mewing until I felt being pulled by the leash from Black Hat's grasp he grin wickedly satisfied of my vulnerability Black Hat: "Very well then perhaps your fine with this form" his lower torso began to transform into a black widow not looking realistic Black Hat: "Better?" I nodded in a nyaa tone Vox: "Let's have some fun with this lovely sex slave shall we?" and they were all over me feeling their kisses their sharp teeth's sinking down into my body drinking my blood Valentino's double cock of the cobra thrashing my cunt and ass Black Hat on top of me in a mating position while biting down my shoulder they each took turn pulling me from the leash making me walk and do moves in a seductive manner and they also started whipping me hitting my back to make me meow louder seeing if I don't break character then Vox had me in his constrictive grasp while his cock is inside my cunt fucking me when he climax he sends an electro shock inside me me: "MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" everyone taking a breather their torsos turning back to normal while I panting cover in cum, lashes, dripping blood, and bite marks as my cat cosplay wore off Valentino: "That's was amazing baby such endurance you embrace" Vox came back from the V.I.P bathroom Vox: "I got the bathtub all set for you whenever you're ready" I tried to get up but my body is still weak from all the sex they all darkly chuckle seeing me struggle Black Hat: 'I'll take her" he lean down and took the leash and collar off and summon a key to unlocking the handcuffs on my wrists while picking me up bridal style carrying me to the V.I.P bathroom and placing me in the bathtub the water felt warm and Black Hat began washing me me: "Mm Master Black Hat you don't have to do that I can wash myself when I start feeling my hands back" he lean down against my lips ghosting them in an intimidating tone Black Hat: "Oh but I insist Stacy" he deepen the kiss feeling his serpent tongue twirling with my tongue I moan as his hand was on my chest seeing the temporary branding scar from Valentino until it disappear after the kiss a string of saliva left from my tongue Black Hat: "So your mark is part of Valentino's favorite plaything correct?" I blush afraid me: "Yes I also called him and Vox my masters they're not officially in my list and they don't claim my soul but I rather call them that then daddy" I cringe at that word disgusted he's aware of me being a sex slave for Valentino and Vox and understood on why I didn't make a deal with them letting them own my soul because on personal matters of Angel Dust and Alastor he took my hand and place a kiss on it Black Hat: "I must be off I got business to attend to back at the manor until then farewell my lovely rosa corazon" with a gentleman bow taking his top hat off showing his bowler hat and placing his top hat back he disappear in his demonic magic as his menacingly laugh echo throughout the bathroom vanish I'm all alone in the bathtub when I'm starting to move my fingers getting my movement back as I lay in the warm water with my arms on the side of the tub I felt a nuzzle and got up to see who it was it's Vark a shark demon he purrs and happy to meet me me: "So you must be Vark your Vox's pet?" he make cute noises as his response me: "He told me a lot about you he show me pictures of you on his phone a while back I'm glad I got to meet you you're very lucky that he took you in as part of his family" he purrs and made more noises wagging his tail in excitement as he understand what I'm saying me: "So you and Fat Nuggets are B.F.F'S?" he nodded happily as I talk to him for a bit me: "Well I better get dress you should go I don't want you to see me naked" he understand and left the bathroom looking for Vox I got out of the bathroom dry off with the towel and get dress with new clothes left from Vox I went downstair to find Meowrice at the bar smoking me: "Hey master Meowrice you ready to head back?" Meowrice: "Yes I think it's time we head back" we left the Porn Studio until were out of site can't be too careful with Valentino and Vox in the clear I open the portal that leads us to the Top Villains Hotel we went inside and walk up the stairs while we talk me: "So did those lovely ladies gave you a good time?" Meowrice: "Oh the sex was incredible putting me in different positions sheer ecstasy" me: "Well glad you had a good time" he saw me jealous as we kept walking he thought up a sinister plan Meowrice: "Would you like to join me in my suite ma cherie?" me: "Sure I don't mind" as we made our way to his suite he open the door like a gentlemen letting me go through first as I enter he walk slow in a sinister predator style (note: like this vibe)

he locked the door and walk up behind me his paws on each of my shoulders he whisper sweet nothing into my ear Meowrice: "My lovely Stacy did you know what I did to those lovely ladies I was thinking of you?" his paws slowly went under my shirt and into my bra massaging my breasts I moan from his touch me: "What but why?" Meowrice: "Because out of all the women I meet had sex with them they will never understand like you do" I turn to look at him my face all red while I moan again Meowrice: "Because you had the true touch that makes me feel sheer pleasure" me: "Master Meowrice...." we both began to kiss as he place me on his bed he took off my clothes and shoes but leave the socks on and continue kissing me until I'm exposed he left hickies everywhere on my body his tail touching my ass and he spread my legs to savor my cunt his tongue going inside me: "Nyaa master Meowrice it feels so good ahhh!" his tongue hit the spot as I came his mouth cover in my cum he chuckle and position his cock at my cunt I looked at him as I said in an seductive tone me: "I Evil Love you my master Meowrice my heart is all yours for tonight" Meowrice: "I Evil Love you too my Ma beauté" he thrash his cock in as I embrace him feeling his chest against my breasts Meworice: "Oh yes! no one can ever make me feel this good fuck! your cunt feels truly pleasurable" me: "Fuck yes keep fucking me! I don't want this to end!" he kept going until we both came in lust as we lay on our backs sweating on his bed taking a breather I nuzzle up against him while I began to doze off me: "Good night (yawn) my master Meowrice" Meowrice: "Good night Stacy pleasant dreams" he mischievously chuckle while kissing my lips me speaking in thought: "Yeah I'm gonna need it" as we both slept through the rest of the night end of flash back: looking back when I help Meowrice luring the female victims with job opportunities because money is all they wanted so greedy and selfish they're so gullible little did they know that they are not getting the money instead they get torture giving them drugs if they kept rebelling until their minds breaks and sex is all they care about and once they enter his boarding school for beautiful women they will never want to leave ever even a year later in 2021 Asmodeus began expanding on profit business with Meowrice he will get workers and in return Meowrice will get paid in money, gold, silver, jewels, and all the riches looking at the clock I see it's 5:30 P.M me: "Well come on my babies its time for dinner"

#fanfiction #Sakura Akamatsu #Gay Purr-ee #Meowrice #Villainous #Black Hat #Hazbin Hotel #Valentino #Vox #Doktor Frogg

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