#I’m not that short

[beheadable]

Remembering the time I was at the goodwill bins and saw a very tall very cute handsome adorable older guy. At LEAST mid fifties probably I’m awful with ages, remember him often….. he was so cute

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Got asked today, “Are you sitting down or standing up?”

😔😔😔😔

I’m never beating the short girl allegations

[justarandomsloth]

you're like a fairy. everyone's heard of you but nobody's seen you. those are your rumors. it is also a short joke. and a g/t one.

— brick

I am wounded time for me to go disappear into the woods and never be heard from again

also if nobody’s seen me then how are you able to talk to me??

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[thefirstpublicenemy]

God gives his toughest battles to his shortest soldiers

[buniix3]

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

drawing I did to demonstrate to ash how fucking long the pants at my job are

[ittybittyluci]

Lucifer heard Satan talking shit:

Idk this popped into my head a couple days ago and so naturally instead of working on assignments I started drawing this instead. Didn’t expect it to turn out as well as it did.

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[bungiri]

winter sebastian ☃︎⋆꙳•❅*ִ

[kitefall]

but what did it cost you?

[hopelessvalentines]

“didn’t you have to promise, a hundred times not to die?”

[arcane-gold]

planning wayyyy too far ahead and made a rook design (character creator willing)

in tevinter nights lucanis turns up with three broken ribs and is like “the job got done and i’m fine don’t ask” LMAO i feel like this will happen in veilguard

[blvddyvvalentine]

I’m sorry if I see one more piece of butchfemme media that’s an insanely ripped 6’12 butch and a tiny dainty thin little femme I will actually start pulling the bars off my enclosure and whatever happens is between y’all and god. You did this. Like I’m sorry have you met most butches? Or most femmes? What are these insane unachievable expectations we’re putting out there for eachother???