#I’m joking or am I?

[grabby-smitten]

The real reason I choose Sylus as my favorite is because the N109 Zone doesn’t have sun. My retinol routine would be thriving and I would save on sunscreen. I already take vitamin D supplements so it’d be fine.

He would be so done when I don’t let him touch my face once the skincare is in place. I’ll tell him to wait a couple of hours so it absorbs well and then he can do whatever he wants.

*sylus as soon as the time is up*

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[visenyaism]

Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"

Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"

Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"

Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"

I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.

ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself

[nocontextlestat]

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

[mysterycitrus]

[wolverinesprincess]

[chasiufan]

Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-

[st4rcz4r]

The friendship these two have is something so special to me.

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

[change-name-later]

We have one more Saturday before Christmas hits. And I’m just saying. Smg4 has the funniest opportunity for a Christmas special.

[juniper-clan]

Moon 19: Les Yeux San Visage

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[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

[p0th]

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

“Average cultivator has killed their brother” factoid is actually just statistical error. The average cultivator has killed 0 brothers. Fratricide Georg, who lives in Lotus Pier and has killed every demonic cultivator that could potentially be his brother for the past 13 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[glendover]

remember the blueadansey toxic situationship at the beginning of trc and how Ronan was the only normal one and he was so pissed off bc not only was his crush interested in some girl, no, his emotional support codependency fuck buddy was now eyeing her too, no wonder my man started to dream up night terrors