#I’m joking or am I?

[grabby-smitten]

The real reason I choose Sylus as my favorite is because the N109 Zone doesn’t have sun. My retinol routine would be thriving and I would save on sunscreen. I already take vitamin D supplements so it’d be fine.

He would be so done when I don’t let him touch my face once the skincare is in place. I’ll tell him to wait a couple of hours so it absorbs well and then he can do whatever he wants.

*sylus as soon as the time is up*

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[visenyaism]

Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"

Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"

Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"

Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"

I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.

ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself

[nocontextlestat]

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

[mysterycitrus]

[wolverinesprincess]

[chasiufan]

Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-

[st4rcz4r]

The friendship these two have is something so special to me.

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

[frownyalfred]

joke’s on everyone sending me shit because I’m going to Jewishpost about Bruce Wayne even harder now.

reasons I think Bruce Wayne is a Jewish Dad (non-canon reasons, just things he does that remind me of Jewish Dads I know):

he has longstanding beef with multiple people downtown but won’t explain

currently walking around with an injury he should’ve seen a doctor about at least two years ago

observing his kid do something stupid and hurt themselves “why did you do that?”

either has no adult friends at all or has a bunch but they’re all kinda weird so he never brings them up

happiest with the NYT crossword and coffee strong enough to pass as rocket fuel

loves his children. has trouble saying this out loud, explicitly, to his children

can fall asleep anywhere

[change-name-later]

We have one more Saturday before Christmas hits. And I’m just saying. Smg4 has the funniest opportunity for a Christmas special.

[juniper-clan]

Moon 19: Les Yeux San Visage

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[musicalmoritz]

CEO of “I hate my wife” jokes