#I’m half joking about that

[an0nfr0mth3d3n]

wanting to post a feel good story about over coming anxiety with baby steps and then having too much anxiety to post it is ironic as hell

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is how FNAF security breach’s plot started

[scribescrawls]

Tarn is an idiot because if he played his cards right he could have had a hot medic husband, but man fumbled a true baddie. Like Tarn I get you idolize Megatron and want to be like him, but that doesn’t mean you have to inherit Fumbletron 5000’s inability to not fumble a bad bitch. If Tarn wasn’t pulling all that nonsense he could have been experiencing kinks he didn’t even know existed. Pharma could have given him a true religious experience. I don’t know if it would necessarily fix him, but I think if Tarn had let Pharma dom him and walk him like a dog on a leash it would rewire something in Tarn’s brain chemistry. Like Pharma is a creative genius inventing and curing new diseases left and right and is a surgeon with intimate knowledge of Cybertronian anatomy as part of his job, he probably knows how to get a motor revving in ways we cannot even imagine. A fool. This is why the writer says you’ve never fucked in your life Tarn.

[cayliecoltrane]

when he’s continuously 2 years old

[theborzoiarebackintown]

A few of the other dogs I got to enjoy at nationals! In order of appearance, we have Lumen, Ajax (Lad’s littermate), Ava (Whomst you’ve seen many times, is Margo’s first cousin), Z, Elspeth (some may remember her being at my house as a baby! She’s Kram’s littermate and was here for a couple weeks), and GiGi (no relation but they live in our area and we’re show buddies!).

[ifwebefriends]

I’m rewatching Steven Universe and one thing that’s FASCINATING to me that I never noticed is that for the first like 10 episodes of the show, it kinda tricks you into thinking that Steven and Lars are gonna have like a SpongeBob-Squidward dynamic where ostensibly Steven thinks that they’re best friends but doesn’t realize that Lars doesn’t like him and is kinda a douche but then in Lars in the Cool Kids Steven hits Lars with the ‘how DARE you talk about my mother, who is GONE and I didn’t even KNOW HER. She cared about EVERYTHING, even ASSHOLES like you, and THIS MOSS THAT ATE OUR FRIENDS AND IS TRYING TO EAT US’ and then in Joking Victim Sadie is like ‘but….he’s kinda nice sometimes………I can’t fire him 🥺🥺🥺’ and Steven is like ‘girl, get up, this guy SUCKS, let’s poison his food with ghost pepper extract’

[cicicolorao]

Spy vs Spy Yaoi taught me what love is. Anyways have some goofy Taffies (and some Mints!)

[bennysoupp]

a second curnovsky post has hit the tower

[numerousracoons]

Good morning:

[comradekarin]

sorry not sorry but farleigh was not that bad LMAO “he made my blood boil”, “I hated absolutely everything about his character”, “he’s just like oliver, another moth leaching”, “he’s no better than oliver is”, girl- his worst crime was making a few dickish jokes. pretending he’s this irredeemable evil while making shitposts about how much of a girlboss elspeth is, how FELIX didn’t do anything wrong, or even rooting for ‘poor meow meow’ fucking oliver quick. gosh… murder, manipulation and obsession is fine but making fun is where we draw the line? live a little lmao is nuance only fun when it’s for whight characters (jk… unless)

[sarafangirlart]

If you want a stupid as shit home wrecker Semele is right there lol

[sage-lights]

my friend just sent me an ianthony edit to the hozier cover of “do i wanna know” right after i independently watched and liked it and man this makes me so sad to see tiktok go

[skullbowz]

Ticci Toby is the type to say he wants a big titty goth gf and his big titty goth gf is his twinky goth bf aka Jeff.

in reality both Toby and Jeff are being chased around by a big titty goth lesbian (Jane) wielding a twink obliterator (a gun)

[winn-wynn]

Foodcourt Au !!! (Magic Modern Times)

w/ Percy, Oliver, Marcus, Penelope, and Audrey

to start it off it’s the summer before college. They all need jobs to tie them over before school officially starts

Percy works at Smoothie Paradise. He’d be really good at memorizing the recipes. Usually the only one on shift because it doesn’t get that busy. Has fought with a Karen at least once per shift. Has tons of overtime. He needs the money. Manager has talked to him at least for it but at this point lets him have his overtime. Percy is his only regular full time employee.

Penelope works at Cinnabon. She’s really extroverted and friendly with customers. Is very fast and efficient. Always on cashier. Is also the caller to shout out customers names because she has the loudest voice.

Oliver works at Auntie Anne’s. BELIEVES HIS PRETZELS ARE SUPERIOR!!! Runs his little store like a quidditch team. Fast and efficient. Will win. Believes in teamwork but will kick your ass if you’re slacking. Works very fast. Has the pretzel shapes engrained in his mind and hands. Can do it in sleep.

Marcus works at Wetzel’s Pretzels. HIS PRETZELS ARE SUPERIOR OLIVER!!! Works in the back, mostly is the one shaping and baking pretzels. Do not put him on cashier he has no patience. Probably has threatened to kick out customers out at least once per shift.

Audrey works at Panda Express. She loves cooking the back. She does not want to talk to customers. Will do it begrudgingly though. Half -Chinese, so she makes jokes at least once that she’s working for her people even though Panda Express is not authentic. (It’s really Chinese American.) She always cleans as she goes. Refuses to do overtime because of dishes or cleaning the floor. Will get out on time. She will make sure of it.

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF

They all met on accident because they were closing shifts. They all had a similar break time and sat at the food court tables to eat.

Percy knew Oliver from school so they were eating together. Penelope just plopped herself down and declared she was going to be friends with them because she’s seen them around school. Percy and Oliver just let it happened. They were to shocked. Percy didn’t mind. Oliver was like bombastic side eyes. Penny won Oliver over by her knowledge of quidditch.

Penelope brought Audrey over. They were friends before. Funnily enough Audrey brought Marcus over because she likes drama. She just thought Oliver and Marcus has a lot in common.

Oliver and Marcus were Not Happy TM. They fought like cats and dogs. They growled at each other once. Percy was not amused. He locked them in a janitors closet and said to sort it out.

They did it eventually. They’re still rivals and agreed to a truce. They still fight though.

Obviously, Oliver and Marcus are rivals. They work at different pretzels shops. They go over and fight each other at their place at least twice per shift. Percy is unfortunately stationed next to them and has to stop their fights. Penelope is across from them and watches while eating her cinnamon rolls. Audrey watches exasperated but she can’t say shit because her and Penny bet on when Percy will snap or who will win the fight.

That’s all I have for now. Tell me if you want more !!!

Also in case you don’t read tags, which fair I write goddamn essays, im Chinese. So please don’t take the Panda Express joke too seriously. I make that joke everytime I eat there.

[r0semultiverse]

Didn’t Ryan Reynolds also “not leak” the Deadpool test footage which helped show execs and producers that we wanted it more?

Didn’t Rebecca Sugar say not long ago that if we talk about Steven Universe a bunch online that the right people need to see it to know we want more of the series?

If there ever was a way to get a marketing campaign going for a revival without giving away world and character lore that Rebecca is saving for a revival, this would be the way! These "leaks" are absolutely getting folks talking about the series a bunch!

[jaydovekj]

I miss roleplaying terribly 😭😭 ace attorney nation, should I come back?