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asymptotic-rage · 6 months ago

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Told my mom “I’m not that stressed out anymore,” and she said “you’re just so stressed, you don’t notice it,” and anyway if I didn’t relate to Riz Gukgak before…

#all I think about is #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fhjy #riz gukgak

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tfmerc · 5 months ago

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i need more sloppy, deranged, toe curling, mind numbing, back bending, breath taking, stomach churning, eye watering, lip biting, hazy thinking make out sesh’s written.

i need it to be with a whiny bitch of a boy who whimpers and gropes at the reader, brows frowned as he messily sucks on readers tongue.

#merc yapsesh #all i think about is #sam monroe #in that one shower scene #it��s just so hot #whiny men

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moonlight-fawn · 11 months ago

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Can’t wait to live in a house where I’m not getting constantly yelled at !

#like bro you are my father #why out of all days would you chose today to yell at me #everytime my dad gets mad at something not worth getting mad about #all I think about is #thoroughfare #Ethel cain #where she goes #and FoR the FiRST TiME SInCe I Was A CHiLd I cOUlD See A MaN ThaT WasNt AngrY #lmao #mad at me for getting my dog dental surgery as if she wasn’t years past due with literal gum disease #saying stuff like you better not have given them a window to do whatever they want with her #and if you think putting that old dog through surgery and have it benefit her well then I have nothing to say #like my good sir you do realize as soon as this dog goes I might check out too ?#she’s my lifeline #I’m gonna need you to stop insinuating she’s gonna die

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bumblingbabooshka · 3 months ago

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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

#vulcans #I don't think all Vulcans dress the same and headcanon that there's a buunch of different styles on Vulcan #BUT I DO think that older middle aged men flock together regardless of species #and that it's funny that Vulcan has like The Vulcan Hair[tm] - why'd they do that to themselves HEHEHE you're lucky your dad's telepathic #I really wanna see fashion subcultures for other plaaaanets in star trek #I wanna see Klingon Goth #I wanna see fashion styles specific to that species because of that species' culture #like how we have niche niche fashion trends #the other day I thought about it being Vulcan counterculture to do your makeup as if you've been crying #popular with teens but adults do NOT like it

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robyn-i-guess · 2 months ago

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

#this is secretly a positivity post #aromantic #aromantism #platonic crush #robyn-i-guess #adding onto these tags as i think some people might not understand #this is about platonic crushes #not just loving your friends but genuinely being obsessed with them in a way that's still platonic #i'm finally muting this post #sorry friends i hope you all have good luck with your feelings

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riacte · 11 months ago

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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mayhemchicken-artblog · 7 months ago

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

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agnesandhilda · 7 months ago

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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

#bolo speaks #I genuinely still think about her all the time. mrs. [REDACTED] I apologize for being inappropriately excited for you to choke me

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sleepygaymerdisease · 8 months ago

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#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well...#anis gaymer moments

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aimasup · 2 months ago

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Favouritism

Bill get a hold of yourself man

#my post #my art #gravity falls #the book of bill #a lot of the book of bill gets funnier the longer i think about it #he didn't need to do all that the portal was going to be completed either way #'the things I do for that portal' bill might be grumbling at some point #sir have some self awareness god #bill cipher #billford #platonic or romantic #or otherwise

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beaft · 9 months ago

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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life'#be shh now #containment breach

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mejkosmos · 2 months ago

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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill: