#I’m going to bite you

[hexcii]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌 YYYAAAAAYYAAAY🤾🤾🤾🤾🔥🔥🔥💥‼️‼️💝💝💝💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐🎉🎉🎉💝💐🎉💐💐💐💐💐💥💥💥

AWAWAWAAWAWAAAA

CRYSTALLLL HIIIIIIII

YOU ARE WAY TOO SWEET OH MY GOD MY HEARTTTTTT 🫶🫶🫶🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🫶🫶🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🩷🫶🫶🩷🩷🩷🫶🩷🫶🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🫶🫶🩷

I woke up like half an hour ago and this was like the first thing I saw I’m going to EXPLODE

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh I don’t jive near enough to be your angel. Just trying to keep away the morbs. Come on now, don’t be such a square!

Asmodeus…?

[cthuloo]

You're not a switch, you're a sub

…

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

If I see one more conspiracy theorist claim that crinoid fossils are prehistoric pre-human screws, I will bite their arm off. The animals still exist! They are distant relatives, but they are still here! And we have a ridiculous amount of complete fossils and even partial ones that show enough of the animal to clearly show what it is!

[intistone]

I LOVE BABY BILL :(

HES SO STUPID I WANNA THROW HIM AGAINST THE WALL

YOU DRWA HIM SO SAD AND PATHETIC I LOVE IT

Sad and pathetic creechur of chaos

[fragi1eteacup]

You’re prettier.

He's so pretty. ❤️

[rjgraves]

crash ‘89

[capricioussun]

He has anxiety

[royaltea000]

When your disciples make you wanna drink but you’re a monk

[seagull-scribbles]

“Ain’t turtles supposed to be endangered?”

“Only the ones who can’t do this!”

[heartonxions]

CW: BLOOD!!!

ooh.. he’s a little fucked up actually.

i want her soooooo bad it’s crazy. anyways… her necklace thingy in their first outfit is a slay… honestly levy being a chunky necklace liker is so good (making shit up about her because i can) i love their pant outfits!! i wish she was drawn with pants more… i think they were all such slays (the like three times she wore them) i miss the old ft style so much

i think about the scene where she tells lucy she wouldn’t mind seeing her butt instead of her manuscript often…. levy… levy my bisexual gender mcfuck king..

[clownsuu]

I had to draw the guy, he's such a silly man. I'm going to burger him even if he's huge !!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCRUNGLY SCRIMBLOOOOOOO

[silverhalla]

Back at it again with another theory: What if Lucanis’ betrayal wasn’t a betrayal at all?

(obviously, spoilers below the cut)

During The Wigmaker Job, we have some dialogue between Illario and Lucanis about their position within both the Crows and the Dellamorte family. Illario wants Caterina to step down so he can take the coveted First Talon spot. Lucanis reassures him that his time is coming, to which Illario makes a snide comment about whether his cousin would ever go against their grandmother’s wishes. When they continue the conversation after the job, Illario states that Lucanis is the potential heir, that he’s her favorite, and that he’s unlikely to say no to her. Lucanis doesn’t argue, only insists that he doesn’t want to be First Talon, and that he hopes she’ll see reason before that. It’s mentioned again in Eight Little Talons - Caterina favors Lucanis. It’s well-known enough among the Crows that Viago and Teia discuss it in front of her (not on purpose, but she doesn’t deny it). He’s her prodigy through and through.

In the opening scene for the Lucanis quest in Veilguard, Caterina is poised, as you’d expect of the First Talon. She’s certain that the body they buried wasn’t her grandson, that it had been altered with blood magic. She doesn’t pose it as a theory, though: she poses it as a fact. It could, of course, merely be her confidence, but there’s another very unusual aspect to the scene – everyone else discusses how Lucanis was clearly betrayed, that someone must have sold him out in order for the Venatori to capture him. Caterina is the only one in that room who never speaks on it. She doesn’t ask for justice, doesn’t mention vengeance, never acknowledges that her grandson was sold out by someone he trusted – perhaps because he wasn’t. 

What if, when Caterina comes to him with a plan, with an impossible request, he’s still her favorite prodigal grandchild, and he still does whatever she asks? She’s had him tortured before as a child, has tortured and starved and beaten him herself before, because it makes him stronger and more resistant to it in the future. He says in The Wigmaker Job that he used to hate her for it, but now he understands. He justifies it. All Crows justify it, because they have to - if they don’t, then the cruelty wasn’t for survival’s sake, and their suffering meant nothing. Perhaps he doesn’t even question it. When Caterina tells him that she has a job for him, he takes it. 

What if the contract has a caveat? Sure, Calivan must die by his hand by the end of it, a little treat for a job well done, but what if his primary mission is reconnaissance, is discovery? The Venatori are using blood magic to torture and corrupt prisoners. It would behoove the Crows to find out what it entails and how to resist it, before it’s turned back on them. It would have to be someone so deeply, unabashedly loyal to her that when she asked them to infiltrate a Venatori prison, expecting torture at best, their own death at worst, they’d take the job anyway, no questions asked - someone Caterina can trust, certainly, but also someone who has never once said no to her.

And Lucanis has always been a loyal grandson. 

[midnightgorefest]

“ When one door closes, another door opens. “

@csbday @meatpretzel

RGAUSBWHAHS IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME WHQT THE FLIP!!!!!! RAAAH!!!!!

anyways cassie’s bday art go check out the game NOW GRRRGRGRGRGGRRGR

[wormtime123]

thinking about how kind cleo & etho have been about bringing in the sad wet cat of a man that showed up on their doorstep playing along with his jokes and bizarre comments. spinning around doing silly dances trying to help him out. cletho had a perfectly good thing going without him and were still so welcoming. if grian turns on them and has to get put down rabid animal style i’m eating my own arm

[sforzesco]

so it’s. it’s like. man this is so hard without my laptop.

alright so Crassus is a weird guy, existentially. There’s a tendency to speculate, assign, and insert him into whatever places are conspiratorial and shadowy because he fits into those narrative places with ease. My personal favorite (aside from all of it) is the idea that he may have pulled strings wrt to Sulla and Caesar’s conflict to help get Caesar out of it.

The Defeat of Rome: Crassus, Carrhae and the Invasion of the East, Gareth C. Sampson

In the universe that exists in my head, he definitely had a hand in it, but he didn’t really intend for Caesar to figure out he played a part in it, but Caesar’s good at puzzles, and noticing someone goes both ways. Binding someone to yourself goes both ways.

Crassus: The First Tycoon, Peter Stothard

This scene takes place sometime relatively soon after Sulla’s death. Crassus has complicated feelings about it, Caesar less so. Veni, vidi, vici, baby!

Here’s a bonus thing that I keep thinking about with them.

The Roman Revolution, Ronald Syme

like, utang na loob. and it is DEEP between them.