#I’m going to bite you
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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌 YYYAAAAAYYAAAY🤾🤾🤾🤾🔥🔥🔥💥‼️‼️💝💝💝💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐🎉🎉🎉💝💐🎉💐💐💐💐💐💥💥💥
AWAWAWAAWAWAAAA
CRYSTALLLL HIIIIIIII
YOU ARE WAY TOO SWEET OH MY GOD MY HEARTTTTTT 🫶🫶🫶🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🫶🫶🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🩷🫶🫶🩷🩷🩷🫶🩷🫶🫶🩷🩷🫶🩷🫶🫶🩷
I woke up like half an hour ago and this was like the first thing I saw I’m going to EXPLODE
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Oh I don’t jive near enough to be your angel. Just trying to keep away the morbs. Come on now, don’t be such a square!
Asmodeus…?
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If I see one more conspiracy theorist claim that crinoid fossils are prehistoric pre-human screws, I will bite their arm off. The animals still exist! They are distant relatives, but they are still here! And we have a ridiculous amount of complete fossils and even partial ones that show enough of the animal to clearly show what it is!
#a majority of the fossils I find where I live are corals and crinoids#I am not crinoids georg just for them to say ‘actually it’s a screw’#the feeling when someone is so wrong about your special interest that you are just kinda standing there grinding your teeth a little#when you know so much about a subject that you have no idea what a normal starting point is#you’ll be like ‘those are Precambrian deposits and-‘ and the other person is like ‘what’s Cambrian?’#and it’s like. I wouldn’t throw shade at a normie for that under normal circumstances#BUT YOU ARE SPREADING MISINFORMATION ABOUT MY SPECIAL INTEREST AND YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE THING?!#of course they don’t know. they are spreading misinformation#but still#like. I don’t expect my mom to understand everything I say about local fossil hunting#but she isn’t going around spreading information. ESPECIALLY NOT INFORMATION I CAN DISPROVE BY WALKING OUTSIDE#I am not a professional of course so if someone like that started talking I might get lost#we all have different levels of education and understanding on any given topic#but to not have any and then say you know better#I’m going to bite you#‘but they don’t look like screws’ it’s an impression you idiot#like a paw print or a mark left behind by a decayed body#which is kind of what it is tbh
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How fitting that Grian, the winner who killed Scar to claim his victory, gets to crown Scar as the winner now
#I’m going insane about this btw you guys#I should be asleep rn but I’m just. biting and biting and biting and biting and biting and biting and#secret life#secret life smp#secret life spoilers#slsmp#slsmp spoilers#GoodTimesWithScar#gtws#Grian#scarian#desert duo#3rd life#traffic series#traffic smp#life series#life smp#trafficblr#the void collection
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I LOVE BABY BILL :(
HES SO STUPID I WANNA THROW HIM AGAINST THE WALL
YOU DRWA HIM SO SAD AND PATHETIC I LOVE IT
Sad and pathetic creechur of chaos
#big bro bill au#fr tho THANK YOU BITES YOU#I’m so happy people are liking this au and connecting with it#I’m going feral#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the demon guy#bill ci the triangle guy#baby bill cipher#gravity falls au#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#bill cipher#bill cypher
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The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙
+bonus doodle:
…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️
(ID under cut!)
Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.
Page 2
Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.
Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.
The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.
Page 3
On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.
The sun shines through the blinds of the window.
Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.
Page 4
Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.
Page 5
They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.
They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.
Page 6
Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.
Bonus image
A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.
End ID.]
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it#aa#fan art#smooches#ah yes my favorite tag <3#rendevok#this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married#like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout#i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!!#NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU#(a win win situation for me)#anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard#who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor?#image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still#writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it#i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open
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You’re prettier.
He's so pretty. ❤️
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crash ‘89
#rust cohle#true detective#he was barely twenty five#crash being something rust wanted to escape while simultaneously being an escape and coping mechanism for his grief hmmh#going from I’m not a violent dog I don’t know why I bite#to I am not your pet I never liked you I don't care about you I won't wait for you. I bite.#95 rust knows why he bites
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He has anxiety
#uf papyrus monday#I love to imagine that like. he is JUST as if not *more* desperate to make friends as Rus but he’s significantly worse about going about it#bc of yk. ptsd paranoia and anxiety and bad past experiences#so internally he’s like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE but then externally he is constantly putting out the vibe that if you even dare speak#to him he may bite your hand off#vulnerability is hard!!! esp when you have legit reasons it’s dangerous :*(#snow and hail#uf edge#I was like hehe silly drawimg and then started psychoanalyzing him in the tags. AGAIN. sorry I’m like this#underfell#underfell papyrus
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“Ain’t turtles supposed to be endangered?”
“Only the ones who can’t do this!”
#TMNT 2012#raphael hamato#casey jones 2012#is your bestie really your bestie if the first time you laid eyes on them it wasn’t immediately on sight#rasey#it’s not ship art but also I want it in my rasey tag so#I am having so much fun drawing in the canon style I am but god did I need to do something in my own style again#it’s like when you get made to wear a fitted dress and everyone tells you you look nice and it’s perfect#but you feel self conscious and constricted and it’s not something you’d ever wear#I love learning from studying the different styles but I also miss just editing the designs and going off model#altering the brushes and colours to suit a vibe#this is messy gritty wrong and imperfect but that’s what made it fun and easy and I’m so happy with this you can all bite me#also this is the return of flat ass Casey#Lou jitsu’s moral enemy and opposite lmao#I am so normal about Raph and Casey honest#I don’t constantly think about the way he slams Jones on the car bonnet#just a normal short chunky dude with his lanky toll bestie that happens to have the worlds flattest ass
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CW: BLOOD!!!
ooh.. he’s a little fucked up actually.
i want her soooooo bad it’s crazy. anyways… her necklace thingy in their first outfit is a slay… honestly levy being a chunky necklace liker is so good (making shit up about her because i can) i love their pant outfits!! i wish she was drawn with pants more… i think they were all such slays (the like three times she wore them) i miss the old ft style so much
i think about the scene where she tells lucy she wouldn’t mind seeing her butt instead of her manuscript often…. levy… levy my bisexual gender mcfuck king..
#honestly don’t think this will do well at a good posting time so whatever <3#not enough actual levy fans that like her for her and not just with gajeel#/ive been bitter and a bitch this entire day so take everything with a grain of salt im going through things#cw blood#levy mcgarden#i’m leaning towards this being pre-canon levy just because#honestly feel like the first time she was with a man she wouldn’t be too thrilled#fr? i bet she would bite his dick off#and then tell jet and droy about it and be like how do you guys even ??#ah… those bisexuals#onx rambles#a lot#fairy tail#myart#my art#onionart
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I had to draw the guy, he's such a silly man. I'm going to burger him even if he's huge !!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCRUNGLY SCRIMBLOOOOOOO
#ROBBIE IN 4K WHAT THE F A R T#SO QUIRKY#SO SOFT#SO BBGRL#AUGHHRHDHDHDHDGDHDH#I want to bITE HIS CHEEK LIKE H A M B O R GO R#THANK YOU SO MUCH GAMER G A H HE LOOKS SO CUTE;;;;;;;#I’m going to proceed to stare at this for the next two hours-#HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY#Atthispointishouldprobablyhavearobbietag-#Welcome home oc robbie#robbie robs
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birthday boy with his birthday toy
#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#simblr#took a minute to share these bc i decided to edit them but do you see what i mean about how pretty this preset is#the color isn't edited at all like i just added noise highlights and shadows... i'm frothing at the mouth#these exact colors look sooo good on theo......... dw abt whatever's going on with matthias ❤#i’m constantly changing theo’s hair bc i haven’t found an alpha hair that’s The One yet#but this one is cute even if it’s too flat for theo#and this shirt on matthias has been driving me crazy lately btw.#if i took matthias's top off you'd see the literal line of hickeys from his neck down to his tit where that bite mark is#guy who leaves marks everywhere to stake his claim#vs. guy who intentionally dresses slutty so everyone can see the marks and he can watch his boyfriend preen#……..anyway. i have a walk to take☝️#will be thinking about mattodore the whole time
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Back at it again with another theory: What if Lucanis’ betrayal wasn’t a betrayal at all?
(obviously, spoilers below the cut)
During The Wigmaker Job, we have some dialogue between Illario and Lucanis about their position within both the Crows and the Dellamorte family. Illario wants Caterina to step down so he can take the coveted First Talon spot. Lucanis reassures him that his time is coming, to which Illario makes a snide comment about whether his cousin would ever go against their grandmother’s wishes. When they continue the conversation after the job, Illario states that Lucanis is the potential heir, that he’s her favorite, and that he’s unlikely to say no to her. Lucanis doesn’t argue, only insists that he doesn’t want to be First Talon, and that he hopes she’ll see reason before that. It’s mentioned again in Eight Little Talons - Caterina favors Lucanis. It’s well-known enough among the Crows that Viago and Teia discuss it in front of her (not on purpose, but she doesn’t deny it). He’s her prodigy through and through.
In the opening scene for the Lucanis quest in Veilguard, Caterina is poised, as you’d expect of the First Talon. She’s certain that the body they buried wasn’t her grandson, that it had been altered with blood magic. She doesn’t pose it as a theory, though: she poses it as a fact. It could, of course, merely be her confidence, but there’s another very unusual aspect to the scene – everyone else discusses how Lucanis was clearly betrayed, that someone must have sold him out in order for the Venatori to capture him. Caterina is the only one in that room who never speaks on it. She doesn’t ask for justice, doesn’t mention vengeance, never acknowledges that her grandson was sold out by someone he trusted – perhaps because he wasn’t.
What if, when Caterina comes to him with a plan, with an impossible request, he’s still her favorite prodigal grandchild, and he still does whatever she asks? She’s had him tortured before as a child, has tortured and starved and beaten him herself before, because it makes him stronger and more resistant to it in the future. He says in The Wigmaker Job that he used to hate her for it, but now he understands. He justifies it. All Crows justify it, because they have to - if they don’t, then the cruelty wasn’t for survival’s sake, and their suffering meant nothing. Perhaps he doesn’t even question it. When Caterina tells him that she has a job for him, he takes it.
What if the contract has a caveat? Sure, Calivan must die by his hand by the end of it, a little treat for a job well done, but what if his primary mission is reconnaissance, is discovery? The Venatori are using blood magic to torture and corrupt prisoners. It would behoove the Crows to find out what it entails and how to resist it, before it’s turned back on them. It would have to be someone so deeply, unabashedly loyal to her that when she asked them to infiltrate a Venatori prison, expecting torture at best, their own death at worst, they’d take the job anyway, no questions asked - someone Caterina can trust, certainly, but also someone who has never once said no to her.
And Lucanis has always been a loyal grandson.
#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age: the veilguard#datv#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#da posting#maybe it’s also just because she thinks it would make him stronger and that’s how she always justifies it to herself because she’s evil!!!!#she’s MICRODOSING her GRANDSON with BLOOD TORTURE and DEMONS to fashion him into A BETTER WEAPON#I keep hearing people be like ‘oh there’s a moment in the lucanis storyline where I GASPED’#and other than like ‘he was dead the entire time’ I’m like…… what would be that shocking#and you know what would be that shocking??#if he put himself through it on purpose#envisioning a line where he’s like ‘when Caterina told me to go I didn’t ask questions because I’m a good crow!!!!!’#(also I think that would REALLY give a good bite to his demon being SPITE of all things)#also also I still think that Illario kills caterina (if she’s actually dead) but y’know what?#if he does GOOD FOR HIM#also lucanis just happening to be bursting out of his cell when you get there…. SUSPECT#was he just ready to break out at any time? if so why did he stay and get tortured for a YEAR?#why were the guards so afraid of him?? what was he capable of???#���you’re a crow’ or ‘but you’re not a crow’ ohhhh so you were expecting a rescue?#oh I am CONNECTING the DOTS (I haven’t connected shit) I’VE CONNECTED THEM#voelene#your caterina + illario post started these wheels turning and I am eternally grateful#also tho did update this slightly because I forgot about their conversation at the end of TWJ#also got so wrapped up in my hatred of caterina that I failed to consider another emotionally devastating option:#that lucanis was the one who wanted to go and caterina covered for him#now THAT’S got some bite to it too#and maybe Lucanis volunteering to take on a demon is why it doesn’t possess him fully#it’s like a wynne/anders thing it’s symbiotic
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“ When one door closes, another door opens. “
@csbday @meatpretzel
RGAUSBWHAHS IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME WHQT THE FLIP!!!!!! RAAAH!!!!!
anyways cassie’s bday art go check out the game NOW GRRRGRGRGRGGRRGR
#fnaf#fnaf security breach#art#artists on tumblr#cassie fnaf#fnaf ruin#ruin dlc#sb ruin#cassie#art bomb#grrrgrgrgrgrgrgr GO LOOK AT THIS GAME NOW BEFORE I BITE ALL OF YOU!!!!!#murders the earth#I swear I’m normal
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