#I’m doctor Google
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Me studying MRI/spine anatomy videos for like 3 hours because I got to download my MRI scans and think it’s so fun to speculate on what is Wrong With Me
#sillyposting#I really did consider radiology as a career at one point#I think it’s so neat#I’m morbidly excited to see the results#I’m guessing spinal stenosis and/or bulging disks#based on what I am seeing in my scans#I obviously am qualified to make this assessment#I’m doctor Google#it could be nothing#but with my luck it’s probably something lol#idk but I’m having fun with it
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every time i inhale it sounds like a motorbike revving what does this MEAN ?!
#꒰ᥩ ྀི.ܸ .ܸ ꒱#see a doctor ❌ ask my lovely friends on my phone ✔️#google said it was a medical emergency … but i don’t believe it !#i’m convince it’s just the cold. haha. I hope.
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Unfortunate part of being knowledgeable about your health problems and what happens when you’re sick is your family will accuse you of being on webMD all the time
#els.txt#and some of the time it’s like. you know I can FEEL a sore throat or a swollen lymph node right#like I’m not just pulling signs and symptoms out my ass here#and I’ve never been wrong about any of the shit either. I’ll go ‘hm I think something is wrong because this feels off’#and they’ll go ‘okay whatever Ellie you’re fine lay off Google’#then I’ll go to the doctor and the doctor will say ‘something is wrong and you can tell because this thing is off.’#and it’ll be shit that I’ve already been diagnosed with too! I’ll explain what the doctor told me and they’ll act like I’m making shit up
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i am literally never not up for eating more. i haven’t been too full to eat in like a year at least, i’ve always been a little bit like this but the past several months have been ridiculous. i can eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. thankfully i love eating and i love getting infinite things to eat and concocting them and dreaming about cooking them but sometimes i get tired and it’s like 2am yk.
#food cw#i’m not pregnant but i feel like half of everything i eat is being siphoned away by another entity#anyway i did have a doctor appointment recently and there’s nothing wrong as far as i can tell. i just have a fission reactor in here.#otoh i didn’t like ask to be tested for parasites but i have no other symptoms so….#it’s also a slightly different feeling than acute hunger it’s more like a persistent inability to feel Stably Not-Hungry#i can feel physically stuffed or sick of a specific thing i’m eating but like that dissipates after stopping for 15 mins#literally as if the food was shoveled into the furnace of a steam engine#right now i am eating popcorn in bed bc im too sleepy to make smth else and googling fried liver and onions recipes bc i have some.#god i want to eat grilled red meat until i can’t fit another bite so bad.#i’m like literally starting to cry thinking about how delicious it would be#maybe i should dig out my iron supplements actually hang on
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If I ever run a business I’m going to be incredibly generous with menstruation-related leave
#last week at work brought out the absolute fucking worst in me#I took a day halfway through because I could feel myself getting worse and worse#I hate to be like ‘the circumstances surrounding my cycle are so much worse than normal PMS’ but like. cmon now#it is not the norm to genuinely be feeling things ending in -cidal#anyways proposing this kind of leave at my office would never work lol#at least I have a diagnosis! not that it helps!#the people around you say ‘oh everybody experiences that’ (I assure you they do not)#and the doctors say ‘okay Google user prove it’#first of all I got a PMDD diagnosis FROM A DOCTOR#second of all if I PROVE IT I’m going to be INSTITUTIONALIZED#Edie speaking#PMDD
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OMFG Madame de Pompadour from doctor who is Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds?!!!
#why did no one tell me#everyone probably knew this#but in my defense#i was 3 when thunderbirds came out#and 5 when girl in the fireplace aired#thunderbirds movie#thunderbirds 2004#doctor who#tenth doctor#the girl in the fireplace#doctor who 2006#i mean fwiw#she’s an absolutey terrible person irl#like a complete dick#i just couldn’t believe i’d never noticed#i’m dumb#bloody love thunderbirds though#listen to thunderbirds by busted#that’ll do#ok bye#lmao#WAIT#i googled just to make sure this was 100% true#why did she date#CHARLES FUCKING DANCE#he’s SO OLD#that’s insane#this has been riveting#now i’m actually done
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*a bouquet of Tartarian asters, yellow chrysanthemums, daffodils, amaryllis and a single rice lily is, somehow, left on top of the central console*
Oh..for me??
[He looks as if he’s about to cry, though..probably not, he’s just really happy. And excited]
Oh they’re beautiful! Brilliant! I need to make sure these stay alive! Flowers! No one’s ever given me flowers before! Oh I love them!
#dw rp#doctor who rp#the eighth doctor#the doctor speaks#anon#I googled all the meanings#one of them literally means I will not forget you#I’m gonna cry#that’s so :(
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My dog is sick :(
#took her to the vet#waiting for the bloodwork results#they should be ready tomorrow but tbh I’ve no idea how I’m going to be sleeping today#I’m so worried and I can’t stop googling like worst case scenarios#and like I know it’s stupid and when I come to the doctor tomorrow and tell her about all the troubling symptoms she’ll be like#‘oh that’s normal in this case :)’#but I’m so worried!
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Explaining to doctors and health care workers that if I’m pregnant, it’ll be with Jesus 2.0 or something, now even more impossible! My friend I do not have the internal organs needed for that, I’d be like the Virgin Mary but intersex.
#intersex#moth rambles#im not Christian but I thought the joke was too funny not to share#It’s fun (sarcastic) knowing more about everything related to my being intersex than most doctors#Like I understand sometimes like the x-ray techs or whatever have to ask that because I have an F marked on whatever they were given#But when I was checking into my surgery for a BIOPSY OF MY GONADS#because I’m am intersex and have CAIS#the nurse asked me if I could be pregnant right after going and reviewing my chart#Like I’m in surgery for something very related to the reason I can’t be pregnant!! If you don’t know what that is pls at least#Google it or something.
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Imagine tuning in on the 23rd of November 1963 and being bombarded with Ace and Doctor7. People would have died.
#it’s an odd photo choice but I’m glad google agrees with me that 7th doctor is the only doctor.#Doctor Who#dw#7#ace doctor who
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My heart has felt a little weird all day, like how your stomach feels on a roller coaster, but it’s so mild that I think I might be making it up.
#Google suggests heart palpitations and that they’re usually not a big deal#Making me worried I’ll have to skip hockey practice tonight#But also what if I’m just pretending to feel slightly bad because practice is more boring than games?#I’d feel dumb messaging my doctor only for them to be inevitably gone when she gets back to me
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Doctors so fucking annoying for real. Hey I have an injury what should I do about it. Ummm if it hurts. You should rest. If it doesn’t hurt. You don’t need to rest. If you’re resting. You should put ice on it and elevate it. Thank you. For that. I’m so glad that you sunk thousands of dollars and close to a decade into studying. To give me advice. That is identical to the top google result for “toe fracture care”. This is a good use of your time. And mine
#etxt#sometimes I’m like maybe I DONT know everything maybe I should ask an expert and not just fly by cobbled together googling#and then I have the lamest doctor experience of all time. and it’s like I do know everything actually. and I didn’t pay for med school like#a sucker.#<- statement from a guy who has a list of PA schools with requirements they meet in their google drive
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this is so unrelated to racing but i’ve been having chest pains when deadlifting (and in some other exercises too) recently, so ofc i went to google it and…..

please???? why
(medical side of tumblr, if there even is a such thing, please help me find why i’m having this because it sucks 😭)
#i hate google#not that i think i’m having mini heart attacks but#didn’t need to know that that was a possibility 😭#idk what to tag this to make it reach someone who knows anything??#hoping i have followers who know medical stuff#medical tumblr#weightlifting#doctors#help me doctors of tumblr#it’s not my usual anxiety chest pains…. it’s more like throbbing#idk the English terms but it hits hard and then stays for a lil while and eventually kinda disappears#physiotherapy#rehab#help
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IM SORRY ADVERTISING THE NEW SEASON AS SEASON 1 IS SO FUNNY. THERE ARE NOW THREE SEASON 1S. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE NEW SEASONS IF THEYRE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. WHO DECIDED THIS.
#and more importantly: how long until they give up and start calling it the correct number#sorry for the caps I’m just#if I googled ‘season 1 release date’ I’d get either ‘63 ‘05 or ‘24#how useful#obviously it’s easier and more accurate to just look up s14 and I’m not gonna stop calling it that#but it’s just so funny to me#doctor who#doctor who series 14#15th doctor
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this might be the DUMBEST question ever but are all gallifreyans time lords? idk just something about the way 10 tells jenny that being a time lord is about a shared experience and suffering so like…are they all gallifreyan and then when they look into the untempered schism they become time lords? like a status above commoner?
#doctor who#idk how this all works and i’m too lazy to google it rn#usually googling just confuses me more esp when it comes to doctor who#the canon timeline is a bunch of wibbly wobbly timey wimey nonsense
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That feeling when you’re catching up with Doctor Who and you suddenly get a surprise Blackwall.
(Season 9, episode 5. I wasn’t even looking at the screen. My sound isn’t even on that loud, just enough so I can hear it over the sound of my aquarium, it’s a spidey sense I’m telling you.
Of course I was fully aware of the episodes with Ianto Jones (aka Solas’ voice actor).)
He even looks a little like Blackwall:

#if you’re curious: just Google ‘famous actors in Doctor Who’#you get the likes of Maisie Williams and Ian McKellen and Andrew Garfield and yes Gareth David-Lloyd and Alastair Parker#and Eve Myles aka Merrill is in the DW spin-off Torchwood (and a few DW crossover episodes)#I stopped watching around 2015 but you know what? I’m enjoying catching up#if only for the surprise Blackwall lmao#nah it’s a fun show#if Nipuni hasn’t convinced you to watch yet maybe this will
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