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a-concert-just-for-me · 6 months ago

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Me studying MRI/spine anatomy videos for like 3 hours because I got to download my MRI scans and think it’s so fun to speculate on what is Wrong With Me

#sillyposting #I really did consider radiology as a career at one point #I think it’s so neat #I’m morbidly excited to see the results #I’m guessing spinal stenosis and/or bulging disks #based on what I am seeing in my scans #I obviously am qualified to make this assessment #I’m doctor Google #it could be nothing #but with my luck it’s probably something lol #idk but I’m having fun with it

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dilfsisko · 3 days ago

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Unfortunate part of being knowledgeable about your health problems and what happens when you’re sick is your family will accuse you of being on webMD all the time

#els.txt #and some of the time it’s like. you know I can FEEL a sore throat or a swollen lymph node right #like I’m not just pulling signs and symptoms out my ass here #and I’ve never been wrong about any of the shit either. I’ll go ‘hm I think something is wrong because this feels off’#and they’ll go ‘okay whatever Ellie you’re fine lay off Google’#then I’ll go to the doctor and the doctor will say ‘something is wrong and you can tell because this thing is off.’#and it’ll be shit that I’ve already been diagnosed with too! I’ll explain what the doctor told me and they’ll act like I’m making shit up

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secretagentsagainstwhatever · 9 months ago

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OMFG Madame de Pompadour from doctor who is Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds?!!!

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the-eighth-article · 10 months ago

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*a bouquet of Tartarian asters, yellow chrysanthemums, daffodils, amaryllis and a single rice lily is, somehow, left on top of the central console*

Oh..for me??

[He looks as if he’s about to cry, though..probably not, he’s just really happy. And excited]

Oh they’re beautiful! Brilliant! I need to make sure these stay alive! Flowers! No one’s ever given me flowers before! Oh I love them!

#dw rp #doctor who rp #the eighth doctor #the doctor speaks #anon #I googled all the meanings #one of them literally means I will not forget you #I’m gonna cry #that’s so :(

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al-norton · 11 months ago

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My dog is sick :(

#took her to the vet #waiting for the bloodwork results #they should be ready tomorrow but tbh I’ve no idea how I’m going to be sleeping today #I’m so worried and I can’t stop googling like worst case scenarios #and like I know it’s stupid and when I come to the doctor tomorrow and tell her about all the troubling symptoms she’ll be like #‘oh that’s normal in this case :)’#but I’m so worried!

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theforesteldritch · 1 year ago

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Explaining to doctors and health care workers that if I’m pregnant, it’ll be with Jesus 2.0 or something, now even more impossible! My friend I do not have the internal organs needed for that, I’d be like the Virgin Mary but intersex.

#intersex #moth rambles #im not Christian but I thought the joke was too funny not to share #It’s fun (sarcastic) knowing more about everything related to my being intersex than most doctors #Like I understand sometimes like the x-ray techs or whatever have to ask that because I have an F marked on whatever they were given #But when I was checking into my surgery for a BIOPSY OF MY GONADS #because I’m am intersex and have CAIS #the nurse asked me if I could be pregnant right after going and reviewing my chart #Like I’m in surgery for something very related to the reason I can’t be pregnant!! If you don’t know what that is pls at least #Google it or something.

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jettison-my-gift · 1 year ago

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Imagine tuning in on the 23rd of November 1963 and being bombarded with Ace and Doctor7. People would have died.

#it’s an odd photo choice but I’m glad google agrees with me that 7th doctor is the only doctor.#Doctor Who #dw #7 #ace doctor who

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avoidingdestiny · 2 months ago

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My heart has felt a little weird all day, like how your stomach feels on a roller coaster, but it’s so mild that I think I might be making it up.

#Google suggests heart palpitations and that they’re usually not a big deal #Making me worried I’ll have to skip hockey practice tonight #But also what if I’m just pretending to feel slightly bad because practice is more boring than games?#I’d feel dumb messaging my doctor only for them to be inevitably gone when she gets back to me

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tiktaalic · 2 years ago

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Doctors so fucking annoying for real. Hey I have an injury what should I do about it. Ummm if it hurts. You should rest. If it doesn’t hurt. You don’t need to rest. If you’re resting. You should put ice on it and elevate it. Thank you. For that. I’m so glad that you sunk thousands of dollars and close to a decade into studying. To give me advice. That is identical to the top google result for “toe fracture care”. This is a good use of your time. And mine

#etxt #sometimes I’m like maybe I DONT know everything maybe I should ask an expert and not just fly by cobbled together googling #and then I have the lamest doctor experience of all time. and it’s like I do know everything actually. and I didn’t pay for med school like #a sucker.#<- statement from a guy who has a list of PA schools with requirements they meet in their google drive

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valewritessss · 4 months ago

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I feel like I came out of the womb with raging anxiety

#never been fully relaxed a day in my life #literally had a panic attack at age 6-7(?)#I’ve been super self aware for as long as I can remember #the tension in my body is my natural state #I’ve BEEN imagining every worst case scenario since I could form thoughts #7th-8ish grade is where it got worse #had panic attacks like four times a week #and then heart palpitations started and holy shit I was googling symtoms and that would make it worse #was convinced I would get a heart attack #having a headache is part of my daily routine #then I got a crush on a guy and with it came body dysmorphia #couldn’t look people in the eye from how ugly I felt(still struggle with this one but we got this💪🏼💪🏼)#now I mostly just cry #like I deadass get stressed and overwhelmed and just cry #depression came next and I was honestly not surprised #and it tampered my anxiety a bit but I’d honestly rather feel stressed than feel so numb #yeah I wouldn’t recommend #so basically I lie awake feeling aware of my own heartbeat or of my body #oh and I can’t forget the physical pain that anxiety caused me #muscle aches literally convinced me there was something wrong with me #went to the doctor numerous times bc I NEEDED to be diagnosed with something or I would go crazy and instead got told to see a therapist #and the therapist basically told me everything I had already figured out myself but at least I can talk to someone #tw anxiety #tw depression #tw body dysmorphia #anxiety #mentions of depression #and I’m only a teenager so should I be worried about what happens in the next few years? bc this already sounds like a lot to me #this was supposed to be a funny little post but nvm I guess?? don’t worry about me I’m good though many good things in my life #teenager

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httpiastri · 1 year ago

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this is so unrelated to racing but i’ve been having chest pains when deadlifting (and in some other exercises too) recently, so ofc i went to google it and…..

please???? why

(medical side of tumblr, if there even is a such thing, please help me find why i’m having this because it sucks 😭)

#i hate google #not that i think i’m having mini heart attacks but #didn’t need to know that that was a possibility 😭#idk what to tag this to make it reach someone who knows anything??#hoping i have followers who know medical stuff #medical tumblr #weightlifting #doctors #help me doctors of tumblr #it’s not my usual anxiety chest pains…. it’s more like throbbing #idk the English terms but it hits hard and then stays for a lil while and eventually kinda disappears #physiotherapy #rehab #help

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captaincleverusernamehere · 1 year ago

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IM SORRY ADVERTISING THE NEW SEASON AS SEASON 1 IS SO FUNNY. THERE ARE NOW THREE SEASON 1S. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE NEW SEASONS IF THEYRE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. WHO DECIDED THIS.

#and more importantly: how long until they give up and start calling it the correct number #sorry for the caps I’m just #if I googled ‘season 1 release date’ I’d get either ‘63 ‘05 or ‘24 #how useful #obviously it’s easier and more accurate to just look up s14 and I’m not gonna stop calling it that #but it’s just so funny to me #doctor who #doctor who series 14 #15th doctor

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ninemelodies · 1 year ago

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this might be the DUMBEST question ever but are all gallifreyans time lords? idk just something about the way 10 tells jenny that being a time lord is about a shared experience and suffering so like…are they all gallifreyan and then when they look into the untempered schism they become time lords? like a status above commoner?

#doctor who #idk how this all works and i’m too lazy to google it rn #usually googling just confuses me more esp when it comes to doctor who #the canon timeline is a bunch of wibbly wobbly timey wimey nonsense

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wtf-amiru · 9 months ago

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y’all I finally got my official adhd diagnosis today and I’m still too excited about it to sleep

#maple rambles #medical misogyny is so fun #watching three males get diagnosis’ over the phone in under a week #and having to say the same thing to doctors and psychiatrists for years on end #being told it’s just anxiety or depression #and never getting any relief #grinding my face into the same blatant symptoms for ages #I’m so relieved #my diagnosing psychiatrist tried to tell me adults grow out of adhd in the same breath #it was wild #I verbally corrected him #literally if you type do people grow…#into google one of the first results is out of adhd #and literally every article that comes up says no #lmao #he also tried to tell me we didn’t talk about my childhood at my last appointment #I corrected him on that too #and after he found out who my new doctor was I could hear him deflate #she’s a woman who takes no shit #even with me #she’s given me stern shit before for generally forgetting things and not looking after myself #shit I deserved don’t worry lol #anyway #I’m still experiencing the dopamine high #can’t sleep #might work on my jinx figure for a bit

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thedreadblog · 9 months ago

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That feeling when you’re catching up with Doctor Who and you suddenly get a surprise Blackwall.

(Season 9, episode 5. I wasn’t even looking at the screen. My sound isn’t even on that loud, just enough so I can hear it over the sound of my aquarium, it’s a spidey sense I’m telling you.

Of course I was fully aware of the episodes with Ianto Jones (aka Solas’ voice actor).)

He even looks a little like Blackwall:

#if you’re curious: just Google ‘famous actors in Doctor Who’#you get the likes of Maisie Williams and Ian McKellen and Andrew Garfield and yes Gareth David-Lloyd and Alastair Parker #and Eve Myles aka Merrill is in the DW spin-off Torchwood (and a few DW crossover episodes)#I stopped watching around 2015 but you know what? I’m enjoying catching up #if only for the surprise Blackwall lmao #nah it’s a fun show #if Nipuni hasn’t convinced you to watch yet maybe this will

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brutal-out-here · 10 months ago

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Just watched 12x5 of Doctor Who and I can’t explain the sheer amount of joy I felt seeing Jack again

#raineyrambles #knew he’d be in this season a few times but didn’t know when #I made a commitment to not just googling what episodes so I’d be surprised #and I’m sure glad I did because that made me so happy lol #doctor who #jack harkness #I gotta eventually watch torchwood #maybe after I get caught up with dw

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