#I’m already failing lol

[snezus-christ-risen]

Me on my way to work on my fic hoping today is the day I finish it

[rowanisawriter]

patrochilles / fairy tale AU / complete (40k words)

There is a curse. A destiny, as his mother loves to remind him. A war. An unknown future, somewhere out there in the fighting and killing. But here, there is only the sun and the grass and Achilles’s swift feet. Here, there is Patroclus sitting in the shade. Here, Achilles pulls him closer and puts his arms around him, staining their clothes with charcoal dust from sketched out dreams. Patroclus sinks into him heavily. The sound of their breathing is the only thing they can hear, as though the clearing—their clearing— is a shield hiding them from the rest of the world. “Take me with you,” Patroclus tells him at the same time that Achilles says, “Please come with me.”

In the tiny kingdom of Phthia, a golden prince is cursed with invulnerability except for a vulnerable heel. An exile apprenticed to a shoemaker is commissioned by the palace to create a shoe the prince can fight in.

A fairy tale about a curse, a magical shoe, a war, a doomed hero, an exile, destiny, and love despite everything.

[akkivee]

mtc track sample~ i think what’s most notable about this sample is that

there’s change happening within juto’s force and it seems to be related to chuuoku

we have once again expressed how tired we are of chuuoku shenanigans

samatoki has been shown several times to have been moved by ichiro’s words and ideals as of late and it seems to have come to fruition here with samatoki seeing the block party and believing in a power that can change this shitty world

rio’s mates are ready to take down chuuoku once again lmao and mtc seems to want to stop them

[seoulmatez]

i am on the road to sumeru to meet everyone’s favorite scholar ( al haitham ) !

[sillybillylol]

I love these funny little guys so much

[kirnet]

My neurologist took me off the migraine meds I was taking before bc while they worked, they only worked for a little while, but now the new ones I’m on don’t work at all :(

[lizardinkart]

immediately before coming to heal patients Amy was at the epicenter of a paint aisle collapse, a fertilizer aisle collapse, and a mass zoo breakout (probably some cape shit going on, that or maybe like a jumanji happened or whatev). the patients complain about how dirty Amy is and she's just like "no, no, I deserve this" totally unaware that they are complaining for their own sakes and not for hers, because they have to be in the same room as her

While I will give you points for the “Amy isn’t self-aware” and the very funny setup, they would NOT let her ass into a hospital like that, much less anywhere that’s supposed to be sterile/kept clean /lh

Like you can reasonably keep someone alive long enough for this girl to shower lmao

A Dramatic Reenactment-

Amy: comes in Like That

Exasperated Medical Staff ushering her into the employee showers: Please refer to part A, section 7, paragraph 3 of the Regional Hospital System’s Code of Professional Conduct- “Dress in a neat, clean, professionally appropriate manner in line with the standards of health and wellness represented at this institution.” This is your second infraction this month. Come to the ER when you’re done.

Amy: Cool

[fingertipsmp3]

I just read An Unauthorised Fan Treatise in one sitting and I’m living

[raccooncityriots]

At a confusing crossroads of “I really want to start looking for a house and start putting down a foundation, but I don’t want to live in this town” and “I have a decent job here that gives me a lot of benefits and I’d be foolish to leave right now”

[veritas-dolos]

little 2012 mikey doodle bc he’s the scrunkly

[overbearingstruggles]

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[jaimeski]

or maybe it’s just because i hate rich people yknow

[thesungod]

the problem is that at the end of the day i wanted to be a doctor but i don’t have the self discipline confidence academic capability courage and memory to go through medicine and residency and i’ll do physical therapy which is cool and i like it a lot but i wanted to be a doctor and i’m scared i’ll always be partially unsatisfied. maybe i should have changed field all together to numb the pain rather than choosing a career where i literally work with and see doctors all day. but i wanted to not starve lmao

[plugnuts]

yeahh, it was a math exam so I didn't do great, but at least I passed. And it's ok the apple is already stuck on my frequent emojis too LOL, I'm making a mark I guess. I've got some books here I've been wanting to read so I'll probably do that for a while, anyway hope you have/had a good night! (depending on when you see this) ~ 🍎

A pass is a PASS my guy!! I’m proud of you! Maths is a bitch to deal with even to those who like the subject, so the fact that you passed is a WIN! And dude HONESTLY these exchanges of ours really said to our recent emojis:

And HELL yeah my dude!! I hope you enjoyed your reading, or if you’re still reading then you should probably put it down- but I’ve had an okay day!! Heavily infected with the tired sleepy but doing good :D I hope you’ve had/are having a great day yourself! 🍎

[raskies456]

man given surprise time sensitive task while already performing different time sensitive task, 3 dead 7 injured

[kavehater]

Hmm you see with me if my hypothetical husband gets another wife at least one of the three of us will see heaven