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Me on my way to work on my fic hoping today is the day I finish it

#I’m already failing lol#two free hours started 18 minutes ago#and I spent that time browsing aimlessly through social media before I was struck with this brilliant idea#lbr I’m gonna do some editing write maybe two new sentences and call it a day
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Can you draw Shrimp and Sharc-chan doing something together pls :>
I just kinda want to see your designs for both of them lol
…does Sharc-Chan being Shrimp’s biggest hater count as them doing something together? /silly
Sharc, honey, behavior like this is why Captain Afraid (most likely) broke up with you 😭
also here’s an extra Shrimp doodle for @freakinflipflop :3


#sorry if I mischaracterized Sharc-Chan in this x_x#(not like she had much character from the few times we’ve seen her through the years)#but Sharc canonically being Shrimp’s number 1 hater is so funny to me. girl that is a child get over yourself lmfao#at least Shrimp WAS in S2/ACNH (she’ll be around 19 when Tomodachi drops in 2026)#I imagine that Sharc and Shrimp are cousins so Sharc’s hatred with her is more personal#it already kinda IS in ACNH but like. that’s just cuz of 4th wall related stuff and like. Sharc doesn’t have it out for C!Fail or Dan really#she seems to only be going for them cuz that’s the easiest way to get Shrimp ‘out of her spotlight’#basically what i’m saying is: there’s gotta be more to Sharc’s reasoning for being a hater then ‘‘we’re similar species and she’s more#successful than I am grrrr’’ <- i hc Sharc to be half human half shark which is why she looks like that#I have more thoughts on Sharc-Chan and her relationship with Shrimp but I should save that for another post I think lmao#ANYWAY SHRIMP IS COOL AS HELL AND DESERVES TO BE HAPPY RAAAHHH#SHOUTOUTS TO SHRIMP FR‼️‼️‼️#I’ll admit I got a bit lazy with the shrimp doodle at the end but I still hope you like it!#I’m definitely gonna draw her more in the future lol#she’s fun to draw :0#never draw side profiles guys worst mistake of my life /hj#ask the octo#failtopia#failboat#failboat miitopia#rose’s super epic and cool art#failtopia shrimp#shrimp gill#sharc-chan#shrimp failboat#shrimp failboat miitopia#failboat miitopia shrimp#shrimp failtopia#failboat shrimp
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2025 challenge: make a celebration post for each of my ocs on their birthday.
#( erin ) speaks#i’m posing this to try and hold myself accountable#because every year i attempt this#i end up forgetting#so if i miss alex’s birthday on the first tomorrow#know that i have already failed lol
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mtc track sample~ i think what’s most notable about this sample is that
there’s change happening within juto’s force and it seems to be related to chuuoku
we have once again expressed how tired we are of chuuoku shenanigans
samatoki has been shown several times to have been moved by ichiro’s words and ideals as of late and it seems to have come to fruition here with samatoki seeing the block party and believing in a power that can change this shitty world
rio’s mates are ready to take down chuuoku once again lmao and mtc seems to want to stop them
#this is vee speaking#*falls to knees* guys i’m really sorry i haven’t posted that summary yet#between impostor syndrome and just being exhausted by my long hours i still haven’t finished it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bb was the kickoff so their story’s stakes probably won’t be as high#tho i think there is just generally important stuff to know some of which i already posted about#i keep saying it but fr i’m sorry i’m not better at jp lol i even had a dream last night about failing to interpret someone’s jp#don’t have anxiety guys it fcks with you lol#i am so curious about that line delivery for juto agreeing the world can change lol#i can’t tell if that’s juto kinda 🫤 about it or like ‘woah??? hope from samatoki????’ lol#and uwu samatoki he wants to believe things can change 🥺🥺🥺 the kernel of hope nemu planted is sprouting with help from ichiro 🥺🥺🥺🥺#i’m feeling a little nervous on rio’s behalf and i’m not sure why lol i’m sure it’s nothing tho#Youtube
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Hmmmmm okay you all can ignore this lmao I’m just going to Complain On The Internet for a bit because I’m pretty sure it’s that or tell the next person to say hi my entire life story, and no one wants that, least of all me ✌️
#I imagine I am extremely boring to be around right now lmao but anyway#nothing’s unfixable and nothing is stuck like this#and if the version of me from a year ago saw me and found out I’d got back into acting? like I have an agent now and I’m getting roles#and auditions and stuff? past me would be so excited!!! and present me is too!#but it’s just everything else#99% sure I’m going to fail the panel resit on Wednesday#which is fine I mean I already have a master’s degree! no one NEEDS another postgraduate degree lol#at least not in my line of work#but I suppose another string to the bow would’ve been nice#anyway I’m sending off all these job applications so I can get out of Freelance Copywriter Hell#but it’s just rejection after rejection and sure I can manage as a freelancer but it’s shitty and unpredictable#and even with the cat I hate being at home it’s so quiet and empty#and sure I have friends but none of them are within ‘text to say I’m coming over’ distance#and I’m not close with any of them#I’ve known some of them for years but the ones I used to be close to have moved on#like my deepest friendships are mostly just ‘send funny meme/bitch about work’ friends#honestly the closest I’ve been with anyone recently was going out-out with the cast and crew form one of the shorts I’m working on#but like. we are Work Friends you know. a lot of them knew each other already but there are lines I can’t cross if we’re all gonna stay#*stay professional#oh and then there’s my grandmother’s funeral on Friday and I’m so angry for reasons I don’t understand#like I’m not angry at her for being dead. I didn’t even really cry about it#but it’s just been ‘hmm I could kick a wall right now’ for weeks now#I don’t even know what’s wrong with me recently#I keep trying to record music stuff but every time I open my mouth to sing I just want to snap the microphone cable#and if I was sad that would be one thing but I’m not#I’m just like… flat???? like I showed up somewhere and forgot to bring myself#does that make any sense#and I don’t want to be around my family on Friday and I don’t know why it’s not really fair to them#but I don’t even want to hear myself talk right now never mind anyone else#anyway it’s fine. cry about it then get a grip lmao
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Guess who’s officially a college dropout
#weeeeeeee#I’m finally free#less than a week before the end of the current term lol but whatever#god now I really extra need to find a job#the wizard speaks#genuinely I think this will be really good for me#it’s a bit scary but. I’ve needed this for a long time now and I think it will be good#and I’m really proud of myself for finally being brave enough to do this instead of continuing to just#attent classes and just go through the motions and do the bare minimum to not fail#at this point I would have failed all of my classes this term and I was already planning to quit after this term so it just made sense#hoping I can go get a drink with my friend to celebrate#cause he also dropped out this term lol#my roommate situation is so funny to me right now#three unemployed people#two of whom are college dropouts#the other being an excellent student with a 4.0 gpa planning to graduate this year lol
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I love these funny little guys so much
#illager#minecraft dungeons#royal guard#illagers are so cringe fail I love them#I’m pretty sure someone did this already 💀#my shit art lol
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CXS’s mother’s comments about someone else causing instability in the timeline is reminding me again of this post about a completely unrelated time travel series and its explanation on superpositions and observers
idk if that’s how the rules in link click work but it’s fun to think about
#although I also don’t think link click knows how the rules in link click works#S1-2 really seemed committed to bootstrap paradoxes#except maybe in doudou’s case which felt like a cat box#but S3 has thrown everything out the window lol#BUT I am just especially fascinated by the idea of CXS’s mom also trying to save cwm from a certain death#and the idea that LG traveling back from a future where she already failed#makes her quest more difficult#because he is now an observer for her#and cwm’s death is a fixed node in his future#if that makes sense#anyway multiple time travelers with different goals is just fun#and I think the lcla played with this beautifully as well#link click#link click ramblings#idk where I am going with any of this#and I’m not even going to pretend I understood half of what lg & mama cheng were talking about in ep 6#but I like time travel stories precisely because of things like this#and as much as I hate it I also love just how much of a clusterfuck the link click timeline is#also idk why but mama cheng’s name is so hard for me to remember orz#also from this post it bothers me immensely that CXS’s solo dives can impact the present#but then again lg is his observer#even if they aren’t linked for a dive I think if lg observes CXS through a photo#the changes still take affect#like what happened in season 1#lg feels like the most dangerous one in more ways than 1 haha
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My neurologist took me off the migraine meds I was taking before bc while they worked, they only worked for a little while, but now the new ones I’m on don’t work at all :(
#popped it first thing today and yesterday and it’s getting worse :(#at least the others gave me like 6 hours of good time before it started coming back#and then I could take 2 doses this is just one per 24 hours#ugh. I need to ask about upping the dosage maybe#I’m kind of freaking out bc I failed almost every triptan bc of the insane side effects they gave me#these are like my last 2 rescue options. lol. fun#already called out of work I’m in bed all day today baby#ramblings#she wants to get me down to like 0 migraine days a month from the 15-20 I came in with#I’m down to like 5-10 a month I’m honestly good with that that’s huge progress#but I am happy I’m with someone who is dedicated to getting me better lol. just nothing works well
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At a confusing crossroads of “I really want to start looking for a house and start putting down a foundation, but I don’t want to live in this town” and “I have a decent job here that gives me a lot of benefits and I’d be foolish to leave right now”
#I’ve always been a little behind in life as far as other people my age so I’m not terribly torn up about it#but I feel silly being 30 and still living at home when I’m able bodied and working#but also why would I waste money on rent when I can live at home near my work#I already pay half the bills and all the groceries here so it’s not like I’m just being a freeloader#so it makes sense to save the money I’d be spending on an apartment#but one day soon I need to sit down and actually make a plan#bc the last few years the plan was finish school#which I did#but I failed to actually sit down and decide what is next lol#I’ve sort of just been chilling since I finished in the spring
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or maybe it’s just because i hate rich people yknow
#sister lovesssssss to act like we’re rich we literally not i cannot find the reason why someone has a need to wear swarovski to school#okay this is gonna be an over sharing post but i feel like i hate ‘rich people’ since elementary school#i moved school when i was like 8 or 9 and that school was full of rich people#i couldnt fit in i had no friends everyone already had a group i remembered faking that i was illed#just bc i didnt want to go to school so my mom moved me back to the previous school#and the middle school i had these classmates they were rich mean girls and they would pick on me and my friends#one time she called my friend ‘stupid’ right in front of me#rlly affected my ability to open up to new people LOL#ok bye i’m good now#i already failed the sixth stage at the age of nine erikson woulda been proud of me#jrrtxt
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I love when I come into work all wide awake and ready for the day
And then I show up and do nothing for like. An hour. Two hours. And immediately proceed to become more and more tired again 🫠
#nsfwitchytalks#because without fail there’s always some dog at noon or something that needs to be bathed#when I’m already half asleep again lol
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merl mei qi gets better with every appearance
#jojolion spoilers#in the tags#my hopes aren’t GREAT in terms of her making it out unscathed either aliveness wise or likeability wise#(though it’d take a lot more than her betraying the main cast to make me dislike her at this point LOL)#so. this too shall pass i suppose. but GOD she’s great at what she’s doing for the story and in the story. hope she has a stand.#kaato and her fulfilling my dream of morally gray jjba milfs lmao#(sighs in ‘kaato was done . just a bit dirty. like a miniscule particulate amount of dirty honestly all i’d change is how things were#literally ended’…)#(well ok i’m of the opinion that the entire final third of jojolion needed serious workshopping so her narrative could reasonabky use changi#changing A Lot but like judging by endgame jojolion standards i’d really just leave her and th.#goddamn. forgot his name. her FUCKING ex-husband in the same boat health-wise rather than her dying#like its really not that hard of a change plus i can imagine them throwing slurs at each other from across an emergency room fjtjhnhj#& as much as i ‘get’ her dying to defeat WoU working with her rejection of self-sacrifice earlier in the story i. also think that her#rejection of self-sacrifice was morally ambivalent enough that her coming to challenge herself on that#and do something dangerous as all hell to herself to save tsurugi AND still kill someone else in the process (girlboss) could be narratively#rewarded by her NOT actually dying still#like that’d. let us have it both ways. have our cake and eat it to. the enormous pressure on parents (mainly mothers) to destroy themselves#for the sake of their children IS unfair AND as a parent its still your responsibility to care for your (grand)kids at the expense of yourse#yourself. those being allowed to coexist would help with the parental themes jojolion had a Loooot imo#(itd even make sense with the half-baked ‘WoU is based around karma’ thing that comes up once. she approaches it which causes a counterattac#counterattack -albeit lessened already rhetorically- and then it still fails to kill her completely being It Was Doing A Good Thing For#On-The-Side-Of-Selfless purposes!)#anyways whoops this turned into a jojolion analysispost lol
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Hmm you see with me if my hypothetical husband gets another wife at least one of the three of us will see heaven
#either him her or myself#idec if I’m aroace he will catch this knife#I can’t be ultimate besties with a third wheel#wouldn’t even make such an arrangement with a person even if they were cooler than kaveh#HAHA#dora daily#idk how ppl can do poly relationships#like usually trios are set to fail no ?#what if they decide to break up and they kick one of them out#erm awkward !#listen even if the Islamic ruling was like four husbands for one woman I genuinely think the mere thought of it sounds absolutely#overwhelming and I fear they will be headaches#I don’t think I want to willingly put myself through that torture if there was an opposite scenario#LOL#so truthfully I don’t get why men want that sort of thing like uhhh#wtf is wrong with yall 😭#like I would personally only want such an arrangement to show I have control or something HAHA#but jokes aside that sounds horrible normal men are already hard to find
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Baby Fever
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Pairing | Tommy Shelby x wife!reader
Summary | Free use wife.
Warnings | Smut, breeding kink, free use lol, in public, exhibitionism, pregnancy (very few details cause… c’mon lol… I’m the one who wrote it💀), light humiliation.
Words | 1.5 k
Notes | Yeah this gif still makes me feral
Ao3 link | <3
Masterlist
Kinktober | day 2: free use + breeding kink
Tommy didn’t expect much from you as a wife. There were already staff who cooked and cleaned and you didn’t have any children yet. The one thing he did expect from you though, was being ready and willing to take his cock at any time of the day.
Sometimes he’d be more gentle about it, coaxing you away from whatever task or conversation you were involved in to somewhere more private where he’d ravish you until you could only think about him and his cock. Other times, he’d be more desperate.
If you happened to bring him lunch on a particularly stressful work day, he’d drag you in his office and bend you over the desk, fucking away all of his stress, if at least for a few minutes.
Sometimes at the race track he’d pull you away to a more secluded— but still very public— area and cover your mouth as he plowed into you, rough and desperate, borderline animalistic. If the sound of your muffled moans didn’t give you away, the loud slapping of skin definitely did, but he didn’t care. If he wanted you, nothing was stopping him from taking you.
A few times you even woke up to him lazily rutting into you, fucking you deep, but keeping the pace slow. He’d moan quietly, kissing and biting your neck, even sucking on the sensitive skin to leave marks.
If he was ever short on time, he’d force you to your knees and fuck your face, making you gag and choke on his cock until tears streamed down your cheeks. Sometimes he’d blow his load down your throat. But if you weren’t in public or in too much of a hurry for anything, he’d paint your pretty face with his come, marking you as his.
He knew you were embarrassed everytime you came back after he dragged you away. Every single time, without fail, you always looked like you were just fucked stupid. But that only encouraged him. He liked showing people that you belonged to him— that his wife was more than happy to satisfy him, even in public.
It was also common for him to pull over and make you ride his cock in the car, smiling at all the people who drove past. If he couldn’t pull over, he’d grab your hair and force you down on his cock. Even if he arrived at the destination, he wouldn’t stop until you drained his balls and swallowed every last drop. It didn’t matter if it was the middle of the day or if it was pitch black out— it didn’t even matter if the window was open or not. He’d fuck your face and throw his head back as the pleasure consumed him until he finally fell over the edge. Sometimes, his sounds would attract attention, and he loved the look on people’s faces when you lifted yourself up, smiling and wiping the lower half of your face with the back of your hand.
This didn’t happen often, but if he were ever in the middle of fucking you, too consumed by the feeling of your tight cunt squeezing his cock, and someone knocked on the door, he’d tell them to come in. It was usually someone you didn’t even know— one time it was Arthur… that was a particularly humiliating experience for you— but he wouldn’t stop. He’d keep you bent over his desk or on his lap and continue fucking you as you tried to not make any sounds. He always thought it was amusing when you tried to be quiet.
One time, he walked in on you holding Ada’s baby, smiling and cooing at him, making him giggle relentlessly. As soon as Tommy got you alone, his cock was inside you and he rambled on about fucking a baby into you, breeding you nice and deep until he knocked you up. His words were almost incoherent with arousal as he described this fantasy of your belly full with his kid, your tits swollen with milk, and the glow that you’d have from all of it. He rambled on about raising them together, how good you’d look as the mother of his kids, how he wanted to fuck baby after baby into you… breed you until he fucking ran out of come.
That sparked a conversation between the two of you. While the original plan was to wait a few years, you both agreed to shorten that time frame. So less than two years later, you were off of birth control and he was breeding you every chance he had. Honestly you were getting a little worn out, but you never complained. No matter how tiring it could be, you still absolutely loved it.
It became even more of a frequent occurrence for you to be walking around with either come soaked panties or come running down your thighs. He also took a liking to cock warming. In bed, on his desk chair, in the car— anywhere he could— he’d fuck you and fill you with his come, then keep you plugged up, wanting to make sure it really had a chance to take.
At home, he’d put you in the mating press position, then stuff you full of his come. Only instead of letting you relax, he'd keep your hips tilted up so none of it could leak out and make you come again with his mouth as a reward for staying in that position.
The first time he fucked you after finding out you were pregnant… he was practically feral. The fact that there was a baby inside you— that it was his baby, made him all but lose control. He ravaged you with an intensity he’s only had a few times, rambling on about how he planned to fuck you like this for a while since he would eventually have to be gentler— if he could even fuck you at all. The problem was that his promise didn’t just apply to when he fucked you in the privacy of your own home, but it was just a problem for you. Tommy loved that you couldn’t keep quiet.
Months down the line, rough, hard fucking turned into gentle love making. He’d kiss you tenderly as his hips rocked into you, keeping the pace almost tortuously slow. He tended to kiss over your stomach whenever he could and caress it with gentle hands. Both of you were surprised and disappointed by the fact that your breasts were far too tender for any touch to feel good. So he kept his hands and mouth elsewhere.
The love making usually took place in bed. But every once in a while, he’d come up behind you and wrap his arms around your small frame, placing his hands on your belly as he kissed your neck until he finally got too impatient and lifted your dress to slip his cock inside.
Around eight months, and even for weeks after the birth, he showed no sign of needing you like that. He never made you feel pressured either, even when he’d hold you at night. You were grateful though because your body definitely wasn’t ready for that yet.
It was a little after two months postpartum that you were becoming a bit too needy though. One day, after watching him play with and hold the baby, you finally snapped. The second you were alone you practically jumped his bones, kissing him almost animalistically and pulling on his hair until he moaned into your mouth and finally grabbed your hips.
“Love,” He started, but cut off when you unzipped your dress and let it fall to the floor, pooling around your feet.
“If you don’t fuck me right now I’m going to lose my mind.” You warned breathily, working on ripping his clothes off.
“Slow down, darling. You have to be careful.” He said gently, making you more frustrated.
“Thomas Shelby, I swear to god if you don’t fuck me, I’ll go find someone who will.” You growled, giving him one last warning. He raised his brows, shocked and amused by your words. “I carried your child for nine months. The least you could do is make me come on your cock until I forget my own name.”
“You’re that needy, eh?” He smirked, making you scowl. “Calm down, Mrs. Shelby, I’ll give it to you…” you still get butterflies when he calls you that, “but you know I can’t resist teasing you.”
“You’ve teased me for months. Either fuck the shit out of me or I’ll get it from someone else.” You said, voice low and almost threatening, but you knew it only made Tommy more amused.
“How have I teased you for months?” He asked innocently.
“Christ, Tommy— just fuck me already. You have to do what I say because I just birthed a whole baby for you.”
“I guess you're right.” He said with a sly smirk. “Until you forget your own name?” You nodded eagerly and he walked you backwards until your legs hit the bed. Once you were laying down, he crawled over you and kissed you deeply, making you moan against his lips and bring your hands up to his hair. “As you wish, darling.”
#kinktober#kinktober 2024#tommy shelby x reader#tommy shelby smut#tommy shelby#thomas shelby smut#thomas shelby x reader#thomas shelby#peaky blinders
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do you guys ever look at your life objectively and what the trajectory of it would look like? because i do. and i have come to the conclusion that i am a waste of space.
in my life, i will probably die poorer than i am now, working two or more jobs whilst being paid minimum wage and being unhappy as i am not a productive member of society that can be used as an asset for a company.
but that’s just me lol. what do you guys do?
#i promise i’m normal#i’m just a silly little guy#i don’t mean this in a self deprecating way#it’s just that objectively#i am a waste of space#i probably won’t achieve much in my lifetime either#i’ve already failed my a levels before and i’m not seeing any improvement#can’t even join the army if i wanted to because i’m not a citizen#anything i do on this earth will be pointless lol#and even with this info#it’ll be difficult to suddenly pick up the slack#i think that deep down#i’m ok with that#which is honestly terrible
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