#wtf is wrong with yall 😭
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Hmm you see with me if my hypothetical husband gets another wife at least one of the three of us will see heaven
#either him her or myself#idec if I’m aroace he will catch this knife#I can’t be ultimate besties with a third wheel#wouldn’t even make such an arrangement with a person even if they were cooler than kaveh#HAHA#dora daily#idk how ppl can do poly relationships#like usually trios are set to fail no ?#what if they decide to break up and they kick one of them out#erm awkward !#listen even if the Islamic ruling was like four husbands for one woman I genuinely think the mere thought of it sounds absolutely#overwhelming and I fear they will be headaches#I don’t think I want to willingly put myself through that torture if there was an opposite scenario#LOL#so truthfully I don’t get why men want that sort of thing like uhhh#wtf is wrong with yall 😭#like I would personally only want such an arrangement to show I have control or something HAHA#but jokes aside that sounds horrible normal men are already hard to find
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Left to watch a movie and now people on tiktok are saying Dan is the guy that dumped Conan Gray🤨😐
#wtf is wrong with yall😭#what was the reason#why would someone make that up just for shits and giggles#it actually is kinda funny#but STILL#dnp#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#danandphilgames#dnpgames#phan#phil lester#phandom#danisnotonfire
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i say eat some leaves and call it a night. what’s the worst that can happen death? you can just out run it 🥱
(this is my lifeline thingy i’m taking the call)
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…i trusted you…
WE HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE
yall let THIS take the lifeline???
You know what fair rules Booker this is my course of action i cant
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I barely see any characters that have (silver) holographic aesthetics/themes so what if.
What if i created one?👁👁
#txt#saying this bcs i was abt to design one more moth girl#then realized “oh im also into holographic stuff”#btw the new oc will either be Dyna or Lyra#still deciding abt what names should i give it to her tho#edit: yall wtf i misspelled a word wrong😭 autocorrect is bitching HUARGHHHHHHHH
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Shiv: You wanna play bitey
Me:
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I feel like its only fair that i tell yall something atrocious i did when im out here making fun of people’s taste kdkdks
#yall are not ready for this#when ‘losing you’ came out i listened to each ver (kr & en) once and decided i didnt like it#(i know…. idk wtf was wrong with me but if i had to guess: brain damage)#i only listened to it again when love synonym part 2 was announced and i was so excited I decided to listen to part 1 until it drops#I remember sitting in despair with tears all over my face when i listened to it then like😭😩🥺😓😭😢🥺 HOW DID I NOT LIKE THIS THE FIRST TIME???#to this day i dont have an explanation why losing u didnt hit me then#now everytjme i listen to it im filled with this SHAME kdkldmdkxmxkx
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...im fantasizing about the guy at the grocery store✨️🦋✨️🦋✨️🦋💚
#highgoblin#he complimented me and he wouldnt remember but like 5 months ago he also complimented me#i know its cringe n he would never say or do the things he is in my mind but i need this ok????#in my head hes the complete package😭☠️#he always calls me miss too which helps#people have started to call me ma'am and mistaking me for being my dads wife......#so when someone thinks i look young enough to be miss it hells#🥹✨️💚#i dont really csre about being old i just HATE change :(#anywayyyyyyy#my friemd said its ok to fantasize so shut up haters😭#gosh his voice was so cute when he complimented my eyeshadow✨️🦋✨️🦋✨️🦋#im pretty sure my period is over cus i stopped bleeding but the mood switches are really weird tonight#feeling esstatic one minute and then TERRIBLE tge next second#wtf is wrong with me im sorru yall
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Dude someone reblogged my post earlier like
AND EVEN WORSE I CAN SEE WHAT THEY MEAN
And I saw nothing wrong with it at first till I imagined what someone might see if they like quickly glanced at it and
It's because I write fast and write in all caps, I swear I know how to write and I'm not dyslexic (I think)
#my c's look like o's#my i's and l's are all the same#my r's look like l's#my D's look like b's#and wtf was wrong with my t's on “babysitting duty”???#sorry yall 😭
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On a scale of fucked to super fucked how fucked are we?!
Pspsps gentle reminder to all Americans of age to vote in this coming election. My birthday is the day after Election Day and I’d really like to wake up to trump not being president thank uuuuuuu
#America wtf is wrong with you?!#he literally lost the popular vote two elections in a Row?!#guys?!#it literally has to be racsim or misogyny there is no other explanation#like 😭😭 YALL are so scared of a brown woman being president okay#mom#who said she now isn’t sure who she wants to vote for#as if Kamala Harris would do anything different from Biden okay#not to suck her dick I’m not a fan of a lot of her policies and I hate her stance on Israel but at least she wouldn’t elect another#conservative to the Supreme Court#guysss tf is wrong with us#but anyway happy birthday to meeee
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☆ summary: internet sleuths find out that lando norris has been flirting with and potentially dating a relatively unknown singer
☆ pairing: lando norris x singer!reader
☆ fc & warnings: zinadelphia & slightly suggestive. you are responsible for the content you consume
☆ requested: nope!
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f1gossip: it’s been brought to our attention by an anonymous user that our lando norris has been caught seemingly flirting in the comment sections (for at least the past 24 weeks based off the time stamps) with a small american artist, y/n y/l/n. he’s the only driver that follows her and has been consistently in her comment section hyping her up and calling her things like “gorgeous”, “talented” and “pretty.” what do you all make of this?
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user1: oh my god lando????
user14: i’ve never once heard of this girl?
user2: how did we not know about this for the past 24 weeks guys wtf
user4: no like seriously…. seems like something we should have known already
user3: wait her music is really good tho 🥹
user7: her song mirrorball??? the girl has some vocals wow
user4: just looked her up and she’s beautiful… i see what he’s seeing
yourbff: screaming my head off at this
user1: and who are you??? do you know y/n??
f1gossip: check your dms yourbff
user5: she’s using him for fame!
user4: considering we all just found out about her…. imma go ahead and say no she’s not
user6: now how do i make this about me 🙂↔️
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user1: ooooo orange or papaya ???
yourbff: girl you fueling the flames with this post 😂💀
ynuser: HAHA i know… i got 24k new followers in the past 2 days since you sent me that post by f1gossip and figured id have some fun with it since there’s no hiding now
yourbff: who knew meeting that guy randomly in europe 6 months ago was going to turn out like this
ynuser: certainly not me girl. remember when i thought he was some weirdo who was just trying to hit on me in the bar??
yourbff: bc he had no rizz but max and p really swooped in and saved him and now look at you 🥹
ynuser: my perfect little no rizz baby boy 🥹 love of my life 🤭
landonorris: it’s papaya baby
ynuser: i couldn’t be too obvious now could i?
landonorris: nah go on then be obvious
ynuser: oh you want me to post you?
landonorris: yeah specifically that one pic you took of us in the mirror last night
ynuser: LANDO that is for OUR eyes only
landonorris: right yes
landonorris: i still think you should post me
ynuser: i don’t know if i want to burst our little bubble yet
landonorris: fair enough baby. you just tell me when! i’ve got paddock passes, pictures, plane tickets — everything lined up for when you’re ready
ynuser: 🥹😭 vegas? we go on our little vacation after im done my tour and you’re done in brazil and then pop the bubble?
landonorris: sounds great to me gorgeous but seriously no pressure
user2: my delusions are working over time
maxfewtrell: i’m trying so hard to defend your privacy and this is what you post
ynuser: what’s wrong with the color orange?
maxfewtrell: y/n
user3: ain’t ever seen you and lando in the same room but i somehow know yall doing it
user4: you’re so pretty and your outfits eat so hard wtf 😭
user9: praying this is a new song lyric idk who these new fans are talking about lando this lando that …. i need a new song
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ynuser: baby’s first headlining tour was a success! thank you to everyone who came out and sang along with me every night. i love you all dearly 🤍 and for all the newbies here, welcome 🫶🏻
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user1: oh she’s so cute
user2: starting a y/n fan club rn yall
yourbff: you are making those dreams come true bb girl
ynuser: trying to 🥹
yoursibling: cutie patootie i love you
ynuser: i love you more
user23: the peoples most beautiful princess 🤍
user9: who are all you new people here
user2: lando norris fans. who are you?
user9: a y/n y/l/n fan. who is lando norris?
user2: a formula 1 driver!
user9: race cars?? i did not expect that…
user8: taking note of lando and max in the likes
user4: also taking note of their lack of a comment…. lando has commented on every single one of her posts before the f1gossip post dropped
user16: i was there last night!!! best show ever!!! love you y/n
user19: i’m obsessed with those cherry earrings
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landonorris: a much needed break. vegas here we come baby
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user1: i don’t know where to look ,, at the wh*re in the first pic or the soft launch in the second my god 😮💨😍😭😔💀
user9: ok user2… i get it now. also i’ve seen those white shoes in y/n’s posts before it’s def her
user2: omg you’re an icon for this
ynuser: dmn y’all really can identify me by my shoes?
user9: YN WHAT ARE YOU SOING HERE IM SORRY
user2: y/nlando confirmed
maxfewtrell: interesting choice of photos mate
landonorris: thanks! picked them myself
maxfewtrell: yeah clearly
pietra.pilao: 🤍
landonorris: 🧡
user2: i’m speechless
user55: hey lando idk if u heard but there’s a lookalike contest happening in my room tonight. $59 cash prize
oscarpiastri: those aren’t max’s legs 👀
landonorris: you’d be correct
user12: this is monumental
user18: my favorite sinister, evil and orange little gremlin
user14: you’re gonna cook in vegas king
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yourbff: this dress is eating in a way i didn’t think it would. i’m sorry for doubting you
ynuser: never doubt me 😤
lilyzneimer: had so much fun meeting you at dinner this evening!!! looking forward to spending the weekend with you at mclaren 🫶🏻
ynuser: omg it was so fun getting dinner with you and oscar!! i’m so so so glad to have you as a buddy in the paddock. i was super nervous about it all
lilyzneimer: it can be very overwhelming at times but we’ve got you y/n!!
ynuser: that means so much to me 🥹
user9: mother is mothering … in vegas?????
user12: are you in vegas per chance?! for the formula 1 grand prix?! for lando norris?!
user2: i fr need style tips and grwm’s from you y/n. every time you post an outfit it moves me
landonorris: in my hotel room 😈
ynuser: you got it ☝🏻 now hurry up and get back here
landonorris: trust me im hurrying
user8: i need someone to get you on a magazine cover stat
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f1gossip: confirmed! y/n y/l/n, singer songwriter, is in las vegas with lando norris for the las vegas gp. this seems to be their first official weekend out together
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user2: as someone who has been deeply invested since the beginning (3 weeks ago).. this is everything
user9: my girl 🥹
user10: i truly wonder how in the world they even met… they’re such an interesting pair
user18: mclaren admin please ask him this weekend
user13: that should be me 😭
user24: ok wait guys im at the gp and y/n was walking through the paddock with lily and we waved her down because we had made some lando merch and she was honestly so sweet and stopped and took photos with us and chatted for way longer than she needed to. i truly hope she never changes she’s an angel
user21: this is so wholesome
user23: i fear she’s on track to become the people’s paddock princess in record time
user18: i have no one to send this to who will get it
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mclaren: this weekends most requested interview just dropped! make sure to check out the full thing over on the mclaren app 🟠
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user18: mclaren admin is a y/nlando girly confirmed
maxfewtrell: he’s leaving out the bit where i had to save him from completely bombing
landonorris: 😔 you’re not gonna let me live that down huh
ynuser: idk what would have happened if max didn’t come over and stop you from explaining why you hate fish so passionately
landonorris: babe please not on the public instagram
user2: lando norizz strikes again
landonorris: love when i get asked good questions like this!
user4: king said if one more person asks me abt wdc im gonna lose it. ask me abt y/n instead
user9: this is making it incredibly hard to gatekeep y/n
ynuser: that’s my man 🙂↔️
landonorris: damn right it is
user13: the mutual do you know who i am is lowkey so funny
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landonorris: thanks for being nice to me this time vegas!! oh and thanks for coming y/n 😈🏆
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user12: i’m so proud of you lando
user9: wahooooo first race i watched and you won. i think me and y/n are good luck for you
mclaren: incredible drive lando! that’s our winner!!
ynuser: something about seeing you on that podium 😮💨
landonorris: oh you like that?
ynuser: yes 🤭
landonorris: alright podium finishes only from now on 😏
user19: oh you two are freaks i just know it
ln4: LFGGGGG
user13: congrats on the win and the hot gf 😭
carlossainz55: congrats lando!! and hi y/n!
ynuser: hi carlos 🤍
maxfewtrell: much better post mate
landonorris: why thank you. i worked hard on this one
user2: a win and a hard launch = double win for me
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Also swearing is fine gdcvjn I feel like Oliver would swear a lot too but it's hard to tell bc sometimes he uses a complete mishmash of slang from over the years and is completely unintelligible -🌟
let 👏 oliver 👏 say 👏 fuck
SORRY THATS IMMATURE HKSJHKJ. its just funney. but also omg thats a fantastic hc
#ask#i mean no ill will to the people who hc oliver as a pure precious child who's done nothing wrong#BUT ITS JUST LIKE... FUNNY TO ME? b/c irl kids are a menace bruh. my old classmates did some evil shit at 12 wtf#idk the hc of oliver as this little bitch who hates literally everyone (except for a select few) is SO funny to me 😂😭#i have a bad sense of humor tho so thats also on me 😔✌️#IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THOUGH others have pointed out some of the words oliver pronounces the best are. swear words. SO??#i need to stop making synths cuss all the time. digital soap for yall ctm 🤬🤬#star anon ollie
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── ୨୧ ! 𝗦𝗢𝗙𝗧 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛 | 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗠
𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐 x singer!reader
SUMMARY: Where Y/N and Matt have been in a stable relationship hidden from the media for months, until they were forced by it to do a soft launch.
WARNING: None.
REQUESTED?: Yes, from anon.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism, copy, or "inspiration"! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.
Y/N²: I hope yall like it! it was my first time doing something like that, and I actually loved it!! I was dying to do some famous!reader, so I took the liberty to do it with this one, I hope it's okay.
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ynsinstagram THE SECRET OF US TOUR STARTS IN 15 DAYS 😭😩 who's excited?
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ynfan1 ME?????? DUH
ynfan2 THIS IS GOING TO BE HISTORICAL, WRITE MY WORDS ‼️
ynfan3 well, considering the pre sale broke her website, all stadium dates sold out in seconds, all social media talking about it...
conangrey I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN 🙌🏻
ynfan4 I'M GOING INSANE, IDK WHAT TO WEAR 😭
sabrinacarpenter YES YES YES 🔥
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sturnioloteam Matt spotted out and alone in London today!
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sturniolofan1 wtf is he doing in London?
sturniolofan2 didn't Chris just post a picture in LA? 😭
sturnioloandynfan1 wait, isn't today the London concert of Y/N’s tour??? 🤡
sturniolofan3 wtf does this have to do with Matt?
sturniolofan4 since when Matt goes to other country ALONE????
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ynsinstagram HIIIII LONDON 🎀🇬🇧
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ynfan1 SHE'S SUCH AN ANGEL 🥺
ynfan2 wait, why does she have 2 coffees?
ynfan3 maybe she's with someone from her band?
sturnioloandynfan2 WAIT A MINUTE ‼️ what's Matt's car key doing on her purse????????
ynfan4 what do you mean?
sturnioloandynfan3 OMG TRUE! that's his keychain 🫠
sturniolofan5 DID I HEARD MATT????
oliviarodrigo LONDON GIRL RIGHT THERE BABY ‼️🇬🇧
ynfan5 I LOVE YOUR FRIENDSHIP 😭
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matthew.sturniolo I'm everywhere but currently in london 🇬🇧
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sturniolofan8 so we're just gonna ignore the elephant in the room or what?
sturnioloandynfan4 I've never thought about this possibility but...
ynfan9 I'm so sure they're the cutest together 🥺
sturniolofan6 yall are so damn dramatic, no one confirmed anything, stop being so delusional
sturniolofan3 stop being so unhappy dude, ew
christophersturniolo bring me some fish and chips when you get back
ynfan4 IS THAT Y/N'S NECKLACE?????
nicolassturniolo london boy
ynandsturniolofan2 is that supposed to be an analogy to taylor's song? 😭
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people Singer Y/N Y/L/N and youtuber Matthew Sturniolo were spotted together today in London.
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ynfan8 wtf is wrong with yall?? leave Y/N alone, she deserves privacy!
ynfan5 omg it HAD to be people
sturniolofan7 omg no way matt is on people 😭
nicolassturniolo this is honestly so messed up and such a huge invasion of privacy. please, delete this!
sabrinacarpenter I hate you guys. this is so mean. delete it right now!
ynfan9 how the fuck yall always find a way to disturb Y/N's peace?
sturniolofan3 OMG OMG OMG OMG
ynfan6 everything makes sense now
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ynandsturniolofan6 OMG??? NO WAY I JUST FIND MATT IN Y/N'S CONCERT 😭😭 that's my favorite day ever ✋🏻
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sturniolofan1 wait, what??? he was at the line to enter the stadium?
ynandsturniolofan6 no! he was about to enter Y/N's backstage area
sturniolofan7 omg he's looking so fucking good 😩
ynfan8 yeah Y/N, I get it now
sturnioloandynfan5 it's SO CUTE the fact he came from LA to see her in London 😭
sturniolofan4 but why London, thought? doesn't she have three concerts in LA next month?
ynfan5 IS THAT Y/N'S NECKLACE AGAIN???? I'M GOING CRAZY
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matthew.sturniolo we met here, on a random avenue in London, on the first day of your vacation and the second of mine, and neither of us knew where to go, and we ended up visiting tourist spots together. now we´re here for your sold-out show, something you used to dream about just some months ago, and i’m so grateful to be part of this. I love you, petal. you deserve this more than anyone else.
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nicolassturniolo PARENTS!!!
christopher.sturniolo that's beautiful man
ynfan5 stop this is so cute 😭
sturniolofan1 "petal" LSKSISMAKAMDO 😭😭😭😭
sturniolofan2 I've never thought I would see Matt posting smt with so many words
ynandsturniolofan3 I'M CRYING WHAT
ynfan7 so... it's been happening for MONTHS???
madisonbeer you'll make me cry, I love you two so much 🥺
nathandoe8 Matt is such a soft for Y/N
yourinstagram are you jealous? chris is right there 😌
christopher.sturniolo what's that supposed to mean?
ynsinstagram I owe all of this to you. if it wasn't for all your incentives and belief in me, I wouldn't be here today. I love you so fucking much 🥹🩷
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ynsinstagram The Secret Of Us Tour. London I. June 2024.
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sturniolofan6 was it Matt who took the pic? 🥺
ynsinstagram yes!! 😁
ynfan5 I'm no longer alive, this concert was AMAZING
sturnioloandynfan3 the way Y/N was looking at the back of the stadium ALL THE TIME, smiling like crazy, was the cutest thing ever
ynfan9 the way she look at him??? Matt you're a lucky man
matthew.sturniolo loved every bit of it! ❤️
ynsinstagram love you 🥺🩷
ynfan4 Y/N is the prettiest girl in the world!
matthew.sturniolo agreed
ynandsturniolofan2 they're THE MOMENT!!!
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Dreaming about miguel calling us corazón while pounding us into oblivion in da mirror😵💫
A/n: btw i barley make reader talk at all yall wtf is wrong wit me😭 also credits to @saradika-graphics for the banner.
We all know Miguel loves to pound you infront of the mirror, he loves to see your face twisting and turning as drool slip out slowly. He constantly drills his fat cock into your velvety walls as you whimper. The tip hitting your cervix as he slides in and out. Don’t forget you have him pussydrunk. From the way your walls tighten around his base, his veiny hands holding your waist in place, a clear view in the mirror of your breasts clearly jiggling. Your hands are gripping the mirror so you clearly don’t slip. His hands shift to your stomach as he keeps pulling you onto his cock.
“Migs hmm— fuck your in my guts ugh” you manage to moan out, you came so many times you forgot what day it was.
“I know i know mi corazón. Your just so adorable under me you know?” He replies back while panting. He decided he wanted to be a little rough, so he gives your ass a quick slap. He notices that your pussy tightens up when he smacks your ass so he grins and he settled to go futher. His hand roams around your body until he reaches your neck. He added a of pressure onto it, not for you to not breath oh no he would never do that! He just wanted to tease you and see how’d you react. You instantly clench around his cock, showing that you take interest in him doing that. Before miguel cums his pace gets a bit sloppy.
“baby, please cum for me.” You yelp out. That was enough for him to go over the edge. He pulls out and jerks his cock only for a second. He cums all over your back as he pants slowly trying to catch his breath. Both of you guys are tired and moving almost lazily.
“Cariño didn’t know you liked to be choked? Your a kinky one yeah?” he says in a teasing tone. He watches you smile as you respond back.
“Yeah and what about it?” You snap back playfully.
“How about we clean up and watch some movies hm? Wouldn’t want my poor wife to watch movies alone.” He replies back in a soft manner.
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mommy life | Paige bueckers x black fem reader
summary: instagram posts 🧍🏽♀️ .
warnings: none
a/n: i did smth like this before and i never finished it 😭.
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@y/n..bueckers instagram story
@y/n..bueckers
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caption: i miss being pregnant
comments:
@kamoreaarnold: u were complaining about your baby bump being heavy and now you miss it?? mixed emotions
↳ y/n..bueckers: shut up, you dont get it kamorea
@ice.bradyy: i don’t miss u being pregnant.
↳ aubrey.griffin44: FR the mood swings were crazy
↳ paigebueckers: ntm on my wife now (i totally agree.)
↳ y/n..bueckers: all yall can be quiet. ykw aubrey and ice pull up rn. oh okay
↳ uconnfangirlie: CLEARED
@paigebueckersismygf: the second picture 🥹
↳ uconnfangirle: y/n gone get youuuuu
↳ y/n..bueckers: blocked🥰!
↳ y/nbueckersfp: y/n is my spirit animal😭😭
@paigebueckers: i miss you being pregnant too 😖
↳ @aubrey.griffin44: the switch up is crazyyyyy
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@y/n..bueckers
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caption: i love my wife 🫶🏽
tagged: paigebueckers
comments:
@kamoreaarnold: did her wrong w these pics😭😭
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↳ paigebueckers: she think she funny whole time she not.. but im getting her back
↳ y/n..bueckers: yeah ight
@paigebueckers: this was not even funny fr i didnt even crack a smile but i still love you
↳ y/n..bueckers: bye yk im funny
@jadagyamfi: cutest couple award
↳ y/n..bueckers: thank u jadess 🫶🏼🫶🏼🥹
↳ wbbbiggestfan: unexpected collab
@ice.bradyy: the second picture got me cryingg 😭😭
↳ y/n..bueckers: i had to put it in there😭😭
↳ paigebueckers: i got something for u just wait
↳ y/n..bueckers: Paige Madison Bueckers get out of my comment section challenge.
↳ aubrey.griffin: NAHHH the middle name is crazyyy me personallyyy
↳ janaelafy8: aubrey stop instigating (it is crazy tho)
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@y/n..bueckers instagram story
willamskayla_ replied to your story: ima make get u some more air forces cause wtf ..
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@kamoreaarnold replied to your story: 😭
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thanks for reading all the way through!
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (16) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n the isms of a long-distance, working couple i'm back!!! this was supposed to be published in july my bad y'all i got busy :)
masterlist | last part | part 16 | next part
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selinabui happy birthday to the best cousin i could've asked for. thanks for being some racing-obsessed weirdo, for playing video games with me across the world and most of all for once punching some guy in the face for me. love from: the more talented, overall better, most adorable cousin you could've asked for <3 (you'll always be the coolest older brother!) tagged: zhouguanyu24
zhouguanyu24 Being nice to me 🤨 ↳ selinabui @.zhouguanyu24 just respecting the elderly
linasgirl4 THEEEEE best cousin duo
emptybottlos they're very dear to me actually
MESSAGES
from the phone of oscar piastri
TWITTER
piaa⁸¹ @papayaeightyone · 8h IT'S RACE WEEEEEEEEEEK ↳ piaa⁸¹ @papayaeightyone · 8h 2024 CANADIAN GP FIRST OSCAR WIN MANIFESTING MANIFESTINGGGGGGGG
liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 4h berlin empty bottles fans, did lina sound stuffy live? in the videos i've seen she looks sick ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 3h heard from oomf that cami said lina had a bit of a cold :(
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chrisyamada 🎵 | Chris Yamada · Pins and Needles (ft. Selina Bui from Empty Bottles)
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chrisyamada Surprise drop? @.selinabui and I are pleased to present, to our humble fans, a little collab we recorded back in April. Without further ado, enjoy 'Pins and Needles' tagged: selinabui
selinabui fyi the electric guitar solo is ME bc as if he could ever shred that cool ↳ chrisyamada @.selinabui i totally could
linasgirl4 yall... what in tarnation why have you been sitting on this for 2 months 😭😭😭
lukaszhang ok but when's the mv dropping 🤨 ↳ moonbeamlina @lukaszhang there's... there's a music video 🥹
ceciliapham omfg it sounds so good oooohh it's a slow song ahhh her voice is angelic fr June 7
selinabui Paris, France
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selinabui "are you happy to be in paris?" OUI!
pastry81 close enough, welcome back oscalina!!! ↳ selinabui @.pastry81 oscar pastryyyy 🥺
tina_kim SO NOT OVER PINS AND NEEDLES I'M STARVED FOR NEW MUSIC
oscarpiastri hey there ↳ selinabui @.oscarpiastri oh hi 🥰
aidan_ebass Never ever going to watch a show with you again. Please learn to shut up 🫶 June 9
TWITTER
kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1h it genuinely feels like there's an EB show every second night, do these people even sleep 😭😭😭
president linami @.linaminami · 43m is it just me or is the european leg really really busy? ↳ president linami @.linaminami · 42m the band barely has any time to breathe because they keep hoping to countries with like a day or two leeway ↳ president linami @.linaminami · 42m berlin to paris had a four day gap which is one of the longest gap between shows
kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h tbh it's not super surprising that lina got sick; it's still cold in the northern parts and she wears mini dresses and short skirts for two hours in the evening; plus she's probably exhausted and burning out
lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 12m three back to back paris shows... i'm a little worried for lina's health
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from the phone of selina bui
TWITTER
pookie piastri @.op81ln4 · 9h got blessed with cat energy oscar video from mclaren thank you lord 🙏
lina !!! @EB_selina · 4h can i physically afford to watch this race; send advice (i'm sick lmao) ↳ Aidan Park @EB_Aidan · 4h Selina, you have a 40 degree fever get off your phone ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 4h wdym... i'm not on my phone 🥸 ↳ Oscar Piastri @.OscarPiastri · 1h Hey... what did you mean by 40 degree fever 🤨
piaa⁸¹ @.papayaeightyone · 12m uh wtf happened to charles??? ↳ lanaaaaa @.sharlleglrg · 8m that's the monaco curse oversleeping
MESSAGES
from the phone of selina bui
INSTAGRAM
selinabui_news
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selinabui_news 📱Screencaps of Lina from the Empty Bottles instagram live. Get well soon baby 🥺 tagged: selinabui
piastri_lina how does she still look better than me on the brink of death????
amelia_belrose i hope she feels better soon :( but did you see her face when kas panned the camera over 😭 i thought i was about to witness a murder
marie_h.sb she's been going on stage every night like that 😧 June 11
TWITTER
TMD Tour News @EB-TMDTour · 56m Lina was talking to a fan during the encore, asked for his name and got flustered when he said "Oscar" #TMDWorldTour ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 32m help i think she broke why did it take her 15 seconds to say something 😭😭😭 ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 49m actually wheezing at kas' face, he seriously can't believe she's that down bad oml
oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 40m i'm eating gooooooood tonight
pookie piastri @.op81ln4 · 23m somewhere on earth oscar piastri is kicking his legs and giggling at that clip of his gf's brain shutting down at the mention of his name
camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 11m this is unironically the antithesis of that sabrina moment with a fan named joshua like 😭 similar reaction of disbelief and surprise but the context could not be more different
MESSAGES
from the phone of oscar piastri
TWITTER
lina !!! @EB_selina · 4h this is actually really mortifying and i'd appreciate if we all collectively wiped it from memory ↳ Oscar Piastri @.OscarPiastri · 3h It's actually my new ringtone for you ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 3h count ur lucky stars we're not in the same country right now
cami yang @EB_Cami · 38m what if i said i'm also feeling a little messy 🤔
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taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha @sp1rl @destinyg237 @iloveyou3000morgan
#f1#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x oc#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri smau#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 smau#f1 fic#f1 smau#f1 imagine#f1 social media au
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BREATHE DEEPER | five.
a charlie bushnell x fem!reader social media fic.
levizmiller
liked by y/n, dior.n.goodjohn, leahsavajeffries, and others
levizmiller — she won at pool. again.
tagged | y/n
y/n hey at least we got drinks ↳ levizmiller true ↳ walker.scobell YOU CAN DRINK??? ↳ y/n technically yes BUT i settle for virgins
dior.n.goodjohn best duo loading?! ↳ levizmiller YES
user i lowk shipp ↳ user2 nah they prob friends ↳ user3 ay no need to speculate 😭
y/n
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y/n — prep for the jumpscare at the end
tagged | levizmiller
levizmiller 😭
walker.scobell i wanna be your age ↳ y/n in like five years buddy
walker.scobell also levizmiller your physique is ELITE ↳ levizmiller thank you walker :)
leahsavajeffries YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL ↳ y/n that’s our goal >:)
iamcharliebushnell hope ur having fun! ↳ y/n thanks!
dior.n.goodjohn YOURE SO HOT ↳ y/n BABES YOU ALL YOU
user2 not charlie becoming less and less consistent ↳ user4 fr man this is sad
GALILEO’S GALS
forbidden child added cutie patootie
↳ HI ARYAN OKAY SO UH I NEED YALLS HELP i think you guys were right
cutie patootie aw what’s wrong?
chanel’s enemy uh oh
↳ yeaaah so is charlie mad at me??? for hanging out with levi?
lee lee he shouldn’t be, he doesn’t have a reason to because even tho all of us are close it’s still your life yk
chanel’s enemy i second that, and if he does that also means SOMETHING if yk what i mean
dr dre im not even gonna sugarcoat, his comment seems so passive 😭
↳ welp i’ve screwed up big time 😃
cutie patootie i mean he’s okay around walker and i. he did keep talking about you at one point last night when we were watching moon knight literally made us pause the ep and just spoke of you
chanel’s enemy BRO UR GONNA HAVE TO SAY MORE ELSE WE’LL JUST ASSUME HE’S GOT A CRUSH ON HER
cutie patootie idk bro it just seemed to me that he missed her a lot. he kept saying how he wanted to take her to egypt esp a restaurant by the pyramids considering y/n still hasn’t been and other places
chanel’s enemy ong he deffo should if he likes her, he should actually ask her out before anyone else does take her to a nice lil restaurant, get her flowers, whatnot
cutie patootie yeah fr
↳ yall pls tell me youre not speculating he likes me
dr dre omfg Y/N ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY OF THESE DETAILS
↳ yes but im choosing to ignore them for the sake of my sanity
lee lee GIRL HE PROBABLY LIKES YOU IF IT ISNT THAT, THEN ITS BECAUSE WALKER SAID LEVI’S PHYSIQUE WAS GREAT AND HE ONLY EVER USED TO SAY THAT TO CHARLIE
↳ YEAH BUT CHARLIE’S MATURE
dr dre is he tho guys do dumb shit when they like a girl
↳ he doesnt like me 😭
cutie patootie ANYWAYS i'd keep my eyes and ears open if i were you, y/n, you definitely didn’t screw up but if you're worried abt charlie maybe just be a tad bit more careful?
↳ gotcha, no more levi posts then?
chanel’s enemy i mean ofc you can post him, it shouldn't be anyone's business as to who you're posting, but idk it's so hard to explain like don't get me wrong i think you should post whomever you wish but hopefully it won't hurt anyone. i mean you're not with anyone controversial so it shouldn't be a big deal anyways, plus if someone cough charlie cough can't fess up their feelings it's on THEM not YOU
↳ i definitely get that, thank you for the insight you guys :) it’s just tough because i really don’t know how i feel either
chanel’s enemy WAIT WHAT i did NOT expect that response
↳ i can't help it idk my emotions are all over the place right now
chanel’s enemy GIRL YOURE NOT A BOP STOP ACTING LIKE ONE
↳ RIGHT SORRY 💀 K PLEASE HELP THO
cutie patootie okok miss y/n do you, or do you not, have a crush on levi?
↳ i do not
chanel’s enemy okok MISS y/n l/n would you rather be MRS. y/n bushnell?
↳ DIOR WTF MAN
dr dre well THAT got a reaction out of her
↳ ugh but he's cute and he’s so sweet and he’s so charming too he texts me every morning no matter what timezone i’m in and he gave my mom flowers when he first met her too he’s so smart, both emotionally and intellectually like doing math with him is just >>>>
lee lee girl. GIRL.
chanel’s enemy LMFAOOO MATH 💀 she down bad BAD
dr dre you see there’s a river in egypt…
cutie patootie AND YOU STILL THINK THIS IS PLATONIC??
↳ OKAY OKAY fuck i like charlie don’t i
chanel’s enemy OH YOU DO YOU DEFINITELY DO
cutie patootie YOU LITERALLY WORRY ABOUT HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH YOU'RE DOWN BAD N/N
↳ aw shit man WHAT DO I DO
chanel's enemy MAKE A SUBTLE MOVE ASAP
lee lee HANG OUT WITH HIM SOON
dr dre MAKE A SHORT FILM
cutie patootie YES THATS PERFECT
↳ guys this is too hard i dont like this
chanel's enemy STFU YOU WILL DO THIS WE ARE HERE BAE 💪
↳ OKOK LOVE YOU GUYS LEMME TRY THIS OUT
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hi my loves! i am so so sorry for disappearing for a bit, school was getting horrible during the second semester and i found very little motivation. i rested all of july and i am hoping to update this series, along with posting a luke one i've written for the past few months, throughout this month! i think i've mostly tagged all the people that requested to be a part of the taglist, forgive me if i missed you or tagged you twice.
how are you guys doing?
please stay safe and drink water, i'm proud of you <333
#charlie bushnell#charlie bushnell x reader#charlie bushnell x you#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo#pjotv#social media fic#luke castellan#percy jackson x reader
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