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#wtf is wrong with yall 😭
kavehater · 1 month
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Hmm you see with me if my hypothetical husband gets another wife at least one of the three of us will see heaven
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achromatic-bot · 7 months
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Left to watch a movie and now people on tiktok are saying Dan is the guy that dumped Conan Gray🤨😐
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capitalisticveins · 8 months
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i say eat some leaves and call it a night. what’s the worst that can happen death? you can just out run it 🥱
(this is my lifeline thingy i’m taking the call)
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…i trusted you…
WE HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE
yall let THIS take the lifeline???
You know what fair rules Booker this is my course of action i cant
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ruinxl0ve · 1 year
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I barely see any characters that have (silver) holographic aesthetics/themes so what if.
What if i created one?👁👁
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stephaniejuhnay · 1 year
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Shiv: You wanna play bitey
Me:
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babieken · 2 years
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I feel like its only fair that i tell yall something atrocious i did when im out here making fun of people’s taste kdkdks
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kazzsk2 · 2 months
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Dude someone reblogged my post earlier like
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AND EVEN WORSE I CAN SEE WHAT THEY MEAN
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And I saw nothing wrong with it at first till I imagined what someone might see if they like quickly glanced at it and
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It's because I write fast and write in all caps, I swear I know how to write and I'm not dyslexic (I think)
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Also swearing is fine gdcvjn I feel like Oliver would swear a lot too but it's hard to tell bc sometimes he uses a complete mishmash of slang from over the years and is completely unintelligible -🌟
let 👏 oliver 👏 say 👏 fuck
SORRY THATS IMMATURE HKSJHKJ. its just funney. but also omg thats a fantastic hc
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vanteguccir · 2 months
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── ୨୧ ! 𝗦𝗢𝗙𝗧 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛 | 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗠
      𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐 x singer!reader
SUMMARY: Where Y/N and Matt have been in a stable relationship hidden from the media for months, until they were forced by it to do a soft launch.
WARNING: None.
REQUESTED?: Yes, from anon.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism, copy, or "inspiration"! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.
Y/N²: I hope yall like it! it was my first time doing something like that, and I actually loved it!! I was dying to do some famous!reader, so I took the liberty to do it with this one, I hope it's okay.
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ynsinstagram THE SECRET OF US TOUR STARTS IN 15 DAYS 😭😩 who's excited?
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ynfan1 ME?????? DUH
ynfan2 THIS IS GOING TO BE HISTORICAL, WRITE MY WORDS ‼️
ynfan3 well, considering the pre sale broke her website, all stadium dates sold out in seconds, all social media talking about it...
conangrey I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN 🙌🏻
ynfan4 I'M GOING INSANE, IDK WHAT TO WEAR 😭
sabrinacarpenter YES YES YES 🔥
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sturnioloteam Matt spotted out and alone in London today!
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sturniolofan1 wtf is he doing in London?
sturniolofan2 didn't Chris just post a picture in LA? 😭
sturnioloandynfan1 wait, isn't today the London concert of Y/N’s tour??? 🤡
sturniolofan3 wtf does this have to do with Matt?
sturniolofan4 since when Matt goes to other country ALONE????
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ynsinstagram HIIIII LONDON 🎀🇬🇧
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ynfan1 SHE'S SUCH AN ANGEL 🥺
ynfan2 wait, why does she have 2 coffees?
ynfan3 maybe she's with someone from her band?
sturnioloandynfan2 WAIT A MINUTE ‼️ what's Matt's car key doing on her purse????????
ynfan4 what do you mean?
sturnioloandynfan3 OMG TRUE! that's his keychain 🫠
sturniolofan5 DID I HEARD MATT????
oliviarodrigo LONDON GIRL RIGHT THERE BABY ‼️🇬🇧
ynfan5 I LOVE YOUR FRIENDSHIP 😭
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matthew.sturniolo I'm everywhere but currently in london 🇬🇧
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sturniolofan8 so we're just gonna ignore the elephant in the room or what?
sturnioloandynfan4 I've never thought about this possibility but...
ynfan9 I'm so sure they're the cutest together 🥺
sturniolofan6 yall are so damn dramatic, no one confirmed anything, stop being so delusional
sturniolofan3 stop being so unhappy dude, ew
christophersturniolo bring me some fish and chips when you get back
ynfan4 IS THAT Y/N'S NECKLACE?????
nicolassturniolo london boy
ynandsturniolofan2 is that supposed to be an analogy to taylor's song? 😭
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people Singer Y/N Y/L/N and youtuber Matthew Sturniolo were spotted together today in London.
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ynfan8 wtf is wrong with yall?? leave Y/N alone, she deserves privacy!
ynfan5 omg it HAD to be people
sturniolofan7 omg no way matt is on people 😭
nicolassturniolo this is honestly so messed up and such a huge invasion of privacy. please, delete this!
sabrinacarpenter I hate you guys. this is so mean. delete it right now!
ynfan9 how the fuck yall always find a way to disturb Y/N's peace?
sturniolofan3 OMG OMG OMG OMG
ynfan6 everything makes sense now
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ynandsturniolofan6 OMG??? NO WAY I JUST FIND MATT IN Y/N'S CONCERT 😭😭 that's my favorite day ever ✋🏻
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sturniolofan1 wait, what??? he was at the line to enter the stadium?
ynandsturniolofan6 no! he was about to enter Y/N's backstage area
sturniolofan7 omg he's looking so fucking good 😩
ynfan8 yeah Y/N, I get it now
sturnioloandynfan5 it's SO CUTE the fact he came from LA to see her in London 😭
sturniolofan4 but why London, thought? doesn't she have three concerts in LA next month?
ynfan5 IS THAT Y/N'S NECKLACE AGAIN???? I'M GOING CRAZY
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matthew.sturniolo we met here, on a random avenue in London, on the first day of your vacation and the second of mine, and neither of us knew where to go, and we ended up visiting tourist spots together. now we´re here for your sold-out show, something you used to dream about just some months ago, and i’m so grateful to be part of this. I love you, petal. you deserve this more than anyone else.
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nicolassturniolo PARENTS!!!
christopher.sturniolo that's beautiful man
ynfan5 stop this is so cute 😭
sturniolofan1 "petal" LSKSISMAKAMDO 😭😭😭😭
sturniolofan2 I've never thought I would see Matt posting smt with so many words
ynandsturniolofan3 I'M CRYING WHAT
ynfan7 so... it's been happening for MONTHS???
madisonbeer you'll make me cry, I love you two so much 🥺
nathandoe8 Matt is such a soft for Y/N
yourinstagram are you jealous? chris is right there 😌
christopher.sturniolo what's that supposed to mean?
ynsinstagram I owe all of this to you. if it wasn't for all your incentives and belief in me, I wouldn't be here today. I love you so fucking much 🥹🩷
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ynsinstagram The Secret Of Us Tour. London I. June 2024.
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sturniolofan6 was it Matt who took the pic? 🥺
ynsinstagram yes!! 😁
ynfan5 I'm no longer alive, this concert was AMAZING
sturnioloandynfan3 the way Y/N was looking at the back of the stadium ALL THE TIME, smiling like crazy, was the cutest thing ever
ynfan9 the way she look at him??? Matt you're a lucky man
matthew.sturniolo loved every bit of it! ❤️
ynsinstagram love you 🥺🩷
ynfan4 Y/N is the prettiest girl in the world!
matthew.sturniolo agreed
ynandsturniolofan2 they're THE MOMENT!!!
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yournextbimbogf · 6 months
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Dreaming about miguel calling us corazón while pounding us into oblivion in da mirror😵‍💫
A/n: btw i barley make reader talk at all yall wtf is wrong wit me😭 also credits to @saradika-graphics for the banner.
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We all know Miguel loves to pound you infront of the mirror, he loves to see your face twisting and turning as drool slip out slowly. He constantly drills his fat cock into your velvety walls as you whimper. The tip hitting your cervix as he slides in and out. Don’t forget you have him pussydrunk. From the way your walls tighten around his base, his veiny hands holding your waist in place, a clear view in the mirror of your breasts clearly jiggling. Your hands are gripping the mirror so you clearly don’t slip. His hands shift to your stomach as he keeps pulling you onto his cock.
“Migs hmm— fuck your in my guts ugh” you manage to moan out, you came so many times you forgot what day it was.
“I know i know mi corazón. Your just so adorable under me you know?” He replies back while panting. He decided he wanted to be a little rough, so he gives your ass a quick slap. He notices that your pussy tightens up when he smacks your ass so he grins and he settled to go futher. His hand roams around your body until he reaches your neck. He added a of pressure onto it, not for you to not breath oh no he would never do that! He just wanted to tease you and see how’d you react. You instantly clench around his cock, showing that you take interest in him doing that. Before miguel cums his pace gets a bit sloppy.
“baby, please cum for me.” You yelp out. That was enough for him to go over the edge. He pulls out and jerks his cock only for a second. He cums all over your back as he pants slowly trying to catch his breath. Both of you guys are tired and moving almost lazily.
“Cariño didn’t know you liked to be choked? Your a kinky one yeah?” he says in a teasing tone. He watches you smile as you respond back.
“Yeah and what about it?” You snap back playfully.
“How about we clean up and watch some movies hm? Wouldn’t want my poor wife to watch movies alone.” He replies back in a soft manner.
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bxeckersz · 2 months
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mommy life | Paige bueckers x black fem reader
summary: instagram posts 🧍🏽‍♀️ .
warnings: none
a/n: i did smth like this before and i never finished it 😭.
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@y/n..bueckers instagram story
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caption: i miss being pregnant
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@kamoreaarnold: u were complaining about your baby bump being heavy and now you miss it?? mixed emotions
↳ y/n..bueckers: shut up, you dont get it kamorea
@ice.bradyy: i don’t miss u being pregnant.
↳ aubrey.griffin44: FR the mood swings were crazy
↳ paigebueckers: ntm on my wife now (i totally agree.)
↳ y/n..bueckers: all yall can be quiet. ykw aubrey and ice pull up rn. oh okay
↳ uconnfangirlie: CLEARED
@paigebueckersismygf: the second picture 🥹
↳ uconnfangirle: y/n gone get youuuuu
↳ y/n..bueckers: blocked🥰!
↳ y/nbueckersfp: y/n is my spirit animal😭😭
@paigebueckers: i miss you being pregnant too 😖
↳ @aubrey.griffin44: the switch up is crazyyyyy
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@y/n..bueckers
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caption: i love my wife 🫶🏽
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@kamoreaarnold: did her wrong w these pics😭😭
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↳ paigebueckers: she think she funny whole time she not.. but im getting her back
↳ y/n..bueckers: yeah ight
@paigebueckers: this was not even funny fr i didnt even crack a smile but i still love you
↳ y/n..bueckers: bye yk im funny
@jadagyamfi: cutest couple award
↳ y/n..bueckers: thank u jadess 🫶🏼🫶🏼🥹
↳ wbbbiggestfan: unexpected collab
@ice.bradyy: the second picture got me cryingg 😭😭
↳ y/n..bueckers: i had to put it in there😭😭
↳ paigebueckers: i got something for u just wait
↳ y/n..bueckers: Paige Madison Bueckers get out of my comment section challenge.
↳ aubrey.griffin: NAHHH the middle name is crazyyy me personallyyy
↳ janaelafy8: aubrey stop instigating (it is crazy tho)
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willamskayla_ replied to your story: ima make get u some more air forces cause wtf ..
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@kamoreaarnold replied to your story: 😭
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thanks for reading all the way through!
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lateatnewyork · 6 months
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HEY STEPHEN…
charlie bushnell x singer!reader
warnings: fluff, smau
summary: you release a new album !!
a/n I SWEAR ILL HAVE THE CHEST OF LOVE OUT BY THIS WEEK potential pt two if i finish the chest of love this week
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liked by iamcharliebushnell, sabrinacarpenter and others ynln all those other girls are beautiful…but would they write a song for you? view comments
hearts4yn WERE GETTING AN ALBUM iamcharliebushnell no they would not 💯 ➔ dior.n.goodjohn she wrote a whole ass album 😭 ➔ ynln 🙈 gracieabrams AHAJWJJSNSNS ➔ ynln STOP ILY sabrinacarpenter yall are not ready for the photoshoot 🫣 ➔ ynln 😘 walkerscobell HEY STEPHEN !! ➔ ynln I KNOW LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING ➔ leahsavajeffries i taught him this. leahsavajeffries ALBUM !! ALBUM !! ALBUM !!!!!!!!! ➔ ynln ALBUM !!!!! dior.n.goodjohn IM IN LOVE WITH THIS ➔ ynln i’m in love with YOU ➔ iamcharliebushnell … i.am.andrewalvarez 🤫🧏‍♀️ ➔ ynln get out ➔ aryansimhadri 🤫🧏‍♀️ elliebellykim i’m so excited 😆 ➔ ynln MY GIRLLL ➔ aryansimhadri wtf man leenascobell RELEASE IT EARLY !!!! ➔ ynln @treepaine PLSSS this comment is now deleted ➔ ynln my manager won’t let me 😞 honeymoon oh my baby’s all grown up ➔ ynln PLS ILY taylorswift it’s ur 3rd album already !! i’m so proud of you 🤍 ➔ ynln CANT WAIT FOR TTPD
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liked by sabrinacarpenter, gracieabrams and others ynln i’m in love ‘fictional daydream’ version is now available on my store, with the bonus track “book of love” your support on this album has been so unwavering i thought i’d give you a couple of little presents.
as you know my album is coming out in 3 weeks (so close already), as a little thank you to everyone who has showed their love on this album i will be releasing ‘cherry on top’ NEXT WEEK !!
and for everyone who has been there for me since i posted covers with my bestie sab on youtube; IM GOING ON TOUR, the i’m in love world tour starts in 3 months !! tickets will be available at the same time as cherry on top releases
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ynloml MOTHER IS FEEDING US iamcharliebushnell i’m so proud of you 🫶🏻 ➔ ynln ilysm char<3 ➔ hearts4yn their so cuteeee dior.n.goodjohn 😍 ➔ ynln BBYYYY leahsavajeffries you’re so pretty ➔ ynln leah babes ur my favourite ilysm user34 this albums going to be shit ➔ hearts4yn this album is NOT based off of u liked by yn sabrinacarpenter charlie is shaking ➔ dior.n.goodjohn uh huh ➔ i.am.andrewalvarez can confirm
*1 month later*
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taylorswift my childrennnn ➔ honeymoon our* children hearts4yn the first time in forever i felt like the grammys weren’t rigged moonchildswift help what am i doing wrong yn is 19 and has 2 grammys 4 vmas acting in two of the biggest shows of 2024 and a model ➔ user78 wait what were the shows ➔ moonchildswift she’s thalia in pjo and she’s flora in damsel (the new movie on netflix) ynloml MY QUEENSSSSS ynishearteyes YNNNNN ➔ iamcharliebushnell ur username is so real ➔ ynln 🙈 ➔ ynishearteyes HELPP
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hearts4yn IM GOING ON DUBLIN N3 ➔ ynloml SINGAPORE N6 ➔ ynismywife CINCINNATI N1 user56 YN LIKED fcklife MILLIE LIKED
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walkerscobell ew… ➔ ynln who gave him his account back iamcharliebushnell 💕 ➔ walkerscobell whipped ➔ iamcharliebushnell loud and proud liked by creator and 5400 others leahsavajeffries CUTIESSS dior.n.goodjohn MY girl elliebellykim aryan could never ➔ aryansimhadri EXCUSE ME ➔ ynln LOLLL
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liked by ynln, taylornation and others ynsminions yn at opening night of the ‘i’m in love’ world tour !!! see you tomorrow nyc 🩷🖤 comments are closed
a/n i’m literally gonna crash ramadan has started 😭 and we’re going to india on 5th of april so i’ll be afk for a month 🫶🏻 ALSO TT IS BANNED IN INDIA IMA HAVE TO DELETE IT 😭
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lowkeyrobin · 7 months
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MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that
MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"
includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers
warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell
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TOMMYINNIT
he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes
but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass
you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you
"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"
just a teenage Karen
yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you
you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP
Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"
he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person
yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭
#neveridentified
#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense
#i barely know the law shush
RANBOO
they just kind of accepted that you were like this
"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"
hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building
yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back
"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull
your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"
then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school
FREDDIE BADLINU
you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you
you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing
if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up
"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"
"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"
Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online
sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter
"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"
insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say
fight fire with fire I guess
NIKI NIHACHU
she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her
oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person
#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week
people edit the fight too
she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"
"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"
you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine
when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE
"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way
he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny
he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"
honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves
like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.
he's your biggest supporter
he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note
"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"
you're a problem at this point
QUACKITY
you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy
he'll gladly cheer you on
"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"
"Oh it don't bite"
you proceed to bite the bitch
online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme
"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"
you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly
don't worry quackitys there to watch
17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha
when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA
FOOLISH GAMERS
"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear
"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"
Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god
you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls
when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine
"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go
let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...
HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON
here you go trending on Twitter again
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angelicdanvers · 1 month
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BREATHE DEEPER | five.
a charlie bushnell x fem!reader social media fic.
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levizmiller — she won at pool. again.
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y/n hey at least we got drinks ↳ levizmiller true ↳ walker.scobell YOU CAN DRINK??? ↳ y/n technically yes BUT i settle for virgins
dior.n.goodjohn best duo loading?! ↳ levizmiller YES
user i lowk shipp ↳ user2 nah they prob friends ↳ user3 ay no need to speculate 😭
y/n
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y/n — prep for the jumpscare at the end
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levizmiller 😭
walker.scobell i wanna be your age ↳ y/n in like five years buddy
walker.scobell also levizmiller your physique is ELITE ↳ levizmiller thank you walker :)
leahsavajeffries YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL ↳ y/n that’s our goal >:)
iamcharliebushnell hope ur having fun! ↳ y/n thanks!
dior.n.goodjohn YOURE SO HOT ↳ y/n BABES YOU ALL YOU
user2 not charlie becoming less and less consistent ↳ user4 fr man this is sad
GALILEO’S GALS
forbidden child added cutie patootie
↳ HI ARYAN OKAY SO UH I NEED YALLS HELP i think you guys were right
cutie patootie aw what’s wrong?
chanel’s enemy uh oh
↳ yeaaah so is charlie mad at me??? for hanging out with levi?
lee lee he shouldn’t be, he doesn’t have a reason to because even tho all of us are close it’s still your life yk
chanel’s enemy i second that, and if he does that also means SOMETHING if yk what i mean
dr dre im not even gonna sugarcoat, his comment seems so passive 😭
↳ welp i’ve screwed up big time 😃
cutie patootie i mean he’s okay around walker and i. he did keep talking about you at one point last night when we were watching moon knight literally made us pause the ep and just spoke of you
chanel’s enemy BRO UR GONNA HAVE TO SAY MORE ELSE WE’LL JUST ASSUME HE’S GOT A CRUSH ON HER
cutie patootie idk bro it just seemed to me that he missed her a lot. he kept saying how he wanted to take her to egypt esp a restaurant by the pyramids considering y/n still hasn’t been and other places
chanel’s enemy ong he deffo should if he likes her, he should actually ask her out before anyone else does take her to a nice lil restaurant, get her flowers, whatnot
cutie patootie yeah fr
↳ yall pls tell me youre not speculating he likes me
dr dre omfg Y/N ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY OF THESE DETAILS
↳ yes but im choosing to ignore them for the sake of my sanity
lee lee GIRL HE PROBABLY LIKES YOU IF IT ISNT THAT, THEN ITS BECAUSE WALKER SAID LEVI’S PHYSIQUE WAS GREAT AND HE ONLY EVER USED TO SAY THAT TO CHARLIE
↳ YEAH BUT CHARLIE’S MATURE
dr dre is he tho guys do dumb shit when they like a girl
↳ he doesnt like me 😭
cutie patootie ANYWAYS i'd keep my eyes and ears open if i were you, y/n, you definitely didn’t screw up but if you're worried abt charlie maybe just be a tad bit more careful?
↳ gotcha, no more levi posts then?
chanel’s enemy i mean ofc you can post him, it shouldn't be anyone's business as to who you're posting, but idk it's so hard to explain like don't get me wrong i think you should post whomever you wish but hopefully it won't hurt anyone. i mean you're not with anyone controversial so it shouldn't be a big deal anyways, plus if someone cough charlie cough can't fess up their feelings it's on THEM not YOU
↳ i definitely get that, thank you for the insight you guys :) it’s just tough because i really don’t know how i feel either
chanel’s enemy WAIT WHAT i did NOT expect that response
↳ i can't help it idk my emotions are all over the place right now
chanel’s enemy GIRL YOURE NOT A BOP STOP ACTING LIKE ONE
↳ RIGHT SORRY 💀 K PLEASE HELP THO
cutie patootie okok miss y/n do you, or do you not, have a crush on levi?
↳ i do not
chanel’s enemy okok MISS y/n l/n would you rather be MRS. y/n bushnell?
↳ DIOR WTF MAN
dr dre well THAT got a reaction out of her
↳ ugh but he's cute and he’s so sweet and he’s so charming too he texts me every morning no matter what timezone i’m in and he gave my mom flowers when he first met her too he’s so smart, both emotionally and intellectually like doing math with him is just >>>>
lee lee girl. GIRL.
chanel’s enemy LMFAOOO MATH 💀 she down bad BAD
dr dre you see there’s a river in egypt…
cutie patootie AND YOU STILL THINK THIS IS PLATONIC??
↳ OKAY OKAY fuck i like charlie don’t i
chanel’s enemy OH YOU DO YOU DEFINITELY DO
cutie patootie YOU LITERALLY WORRY ABOUT HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH YOU'RE DOWN BAD N/N
↳ aw shit man WHAT DO I DO
chanel's enemy MAKE A SUBTLE MOVE ASAP
lee lee HANG OUT WITH HIM SOON
dr dre MAKE A SHORT FILM
cutie patootie YES THATS PERFECT
↳ guys this is too hard i dont like this
chanel's enemy STFU YOU WILL DO THIS WE ARE HERE BAE 💪
↳ OKOK LOVE YOU GUYS LEMME TRY THIS OUT
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hi my loves! i am so so sorry for disappearing for a bit, school was getting horrible during the second semester and i found very little motivation. i rested all of july and i am hoping to update this series, along with posting a luke one i've written for the past few months, throughout this month! i think i've mostly tagged all the people that requested to be a part of the taglist, forgive me if i missed you or tagged you twice.
how are you guys doing?
please stay safe and drink water, i'm proud of you <333
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diorsluv · 6 months
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casual , part 2
“ ‘cause i’m still hanging around ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
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vivianliu spending time w my girlfriend while she’s still my girlfriend 🫶
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yourusername what’s that supposed to mean 😰
→ vivianliu you know exactly what i mean.
→ yourusername NO YOU’RE STILL MY WIFE I PROMISE
→ vivianliu SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE MAN WHOSE BED YOU SLEEP IN
→ yourusername VIVI PLEASE
→ rutgermcgroarty whats going on 🙉
→ lhughes_06 ARE YOU THE MAN WHOSE BED SHE SLEEPS IN?? rutgermcgroarty
→ rutgermcgroarty no stupid (i wish)
→ yourusername HUH? EXPLAIN URSELF RUT
→ _quinnhughes oh hell no
→ jackhughes wtf
→ edwards.73 oh
username33 YOU’RE SO GORGEOUS
rutgermcgroarty baguette 🥖
→ vivianliu those are french dumbass
→ rutgermcgroarty mamma mia! 🕺
→ yourusername THAT WAS IN GREECE 😭😭
→ rutgermcgroarty goddammit you two never let me win
username7 OKAY GODDESSES???
luca.fantilli i love italy 🇮🇹
→ vivianliu i love taiwan 🇹🇼
→ edwards.73 i love canada 🇨🇦
→ markestapa i love america 🇺🇸
→ rutgermcgroarty i love nebraska
→ adamfantilli stop speaking right now rutgermcgroarty
→ rutgermcgroarty i thought we were naming our native countries????
→ mackie.samo but nebraska isn’t a fucking country?????
_quinnhughes okay i know my sister asked what the caption meant but actually what does the caption mean 😥
→ vivianliu figure it out
→ yourusername no quinny don’t figure it out
→ _quinnhughes just because i’m in vancouver doesn’t mean you can run around doing crazy shit
→ yourusername BUT IM NOT THOUGH??? 😭
→ _quinnhughes i’m going to figure it out and once i do you’ll have no choice but to tell me everything
→ yourusername you’re so nosy wtf
→ jackhughes what about me 😓😓
dylanduke25 why didn’t you take me with you
→ vivianliu because we didn’t want to 🤗
→ dylanduke25 oh 😕
→ adamfantilli LEAVE MY DUDE ALONE
username94 what i’m hearing is rosie’s cheating on vivian with ethan
username45 everyone’s so obvious abt this shit 😭
username21 the dresses are so prettyyy!
username30 best friend goals 🗣️
username28 correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t that the bag ethan posted himself buying on his story a few weeks ago??
→ username76 this sum detective shit 😭😭
trevorzegras i know
→ vivianliu know what?
→ trevorzegras I KNOW.
→ yourusername and how do you know
→ trevorzegras a little birdie told me
→ yourusername a little BITCH*** by the name of rutger mcgroarty?!????
→ trevorzegras snitches get stitches 🤫
→ rutgermcgroarty i plead innocent
→ vivianliu since when are you ever innocent???
username53 trevor knowing before her brothers is insane
jamie.drysdale bring back souvenirs 🙏
→ vivianliu she spent an HOUR at a gift shop today
→ yourusername i’m thorough with my purchases 😈😈
markestapa your girlfriend’s boyfriend is jealous
→ vivianliu my girlfriend doesn’t have a boyfriend 😒
→ mackie.samo THEY’RE DATING
→ vivianliu they’re “casual” 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli exactly they’re casually dating
→ vivianliu we all know he doesn’t like labels
edwards.73 pretty
→ vivianliu stfu 🤬🤬
→ edwards.73 was talkin bout the view but ok
→ yourusername the view is very pretty
→ edwards.73 so pretty i couldn’t take my eyes off it
→ dylanduke25 GET A ROOM
username21 ethan flirting every chance he gets 😭
→ vivianliu i’m against it but majority rules ig 😞
username60 the sunset is STUNNING
_alexturcotte what’s your opinion about it
→ vivianliu i’m definitely a neutral supporter but i’m kiiiiiiiiiinda leaning towards NO. NEIN. NAY. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
→ colecaufield agreed
→ edwards.73 yall gotta stop hating on my boy
→ _alexturcotte 🫤
→ vivianliu 😐
→ colecaufield 😑
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username6 wait. waiiiiiiiiiiiit.
rutgermcgroarty HOLD TF UP IS THAT HER CAR
→ edwards.73 🚗💨
→ rutgermcgroarty wtf bro i was sitting in there like 15 mins ago
→ edwards.73 you never sit in the back anyways you’re fine
→ markestapa I WAS SITTING IN THE BACK WHAT THE FUCK
→ edwards.73 😱
→ markestapa i’m gonna shower for a week what the hell
username47 IS THAT THE LAKE????
username33 bro really dropped the biggest bomb on us like we wouldn’t notice tf?
luca.fantilli notice how the clock says 4 am. I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR 4 FUCKING HOURS
→ edwards.73 STOP EXAGGERATING it wasn’t even that bad
→ luca.fantilli it wasn’t that bad MY ASS
→ edwards.73 we were quiet 😪
→ luca.fantilli yeah when you two were finally passed out 😒😒
dylanduke25 ethan i have two very important words for you
→ edwards.73 go ahead say it
→ dylanduke25 thin. walls. THIN. FUCKING. WALLS.
→ edwards.73 that’s 5 words duker
→ dylanduke25 fuck you
→ edwards.73 there we go now we’re at 2
→ dylanduke25 😒😒
username57 that is a hughes if i’ve ever seen one
vivianliu 🤬
→ edwards.73 why r u beefing w me 🙄
→ vivianliu is this supposed to be a soft launch
→ edwards.73 you could call it that yeah
→ vivianliu then tf r u launching bc it sure as hell isn’t a relationship last time i checked mr “i don’t do labels”
yourusername nice very nice
→ edwards.73 whats nice?? im gonna need u to specify
→ yourusername the heart it’s nicely drawn 🤗
→ edwards.73 mhmm cuz the windows got foggy af
→ yourusername oh really? doing what?
→ edwards.73 that’s a good question maybe we should test shit out to see what gets the windows so fogged up like that
username26 it’s a whole hughes-a-palooza up in here
username80 sunset 😁😁
lhughes_06 eddy since when did you get a girl??
→ edwards.73 since before u left 🙄
→ lhughes_06 AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME??
→ edwards.73 my girl wanted to keep it a secret so we kept it on the dl 🙏
→ lhughes_06 but everyone else knows.
→ edwards.73 we’ll tell you eventually!
→ lhughes_06 😓
username24 tell me this aint the girl he’s been flirting w for the past three months
→ username5 i think it’s been longer than three months 😭😭
username78 name drop rn
mackie.samo 🥀
→ edwards.73 🥴
→ vivianliu is this the boy verson of code names
→ rutgermcgroarty fuck no
→ adamfantilli we use initials cuz we’re not weird???
→ colecaufield this shit is too obvious
jackhughes 🤨🤨
→ edwards.73 😰😰
→ jackhughes ur a little risky for that one
username66 does jack know or is everyone clueless
username32 are we just gonna ignore the fact that ethan called her his girl in one of the threads??
username87 this shit freaky asf 😭
trevorzegras oh 👀
→ edwards.73 yes
→ _alexturcotte z stop acting like you know more than we do
→ trevorzegras I DO
→ luca.fantilli go ahead keep lying to yourself
adamfantilli 😲
→ edwards.73 🫣
→ vivianliu 🤫
→ colecaufield 🫠
→ rutgermcgroarty 😏
→ markestapa 😫
→ yourusername 🤭
→ jackhughes 😧
→ dylanduke25 🫢
→ trevorzegras 🤪
→ luca.fantilli 😃
→ _alexturcotte 🙃
→ mackie.samo 🤓
→ _quinnhughes all of you are like the definition of brainrot
next chapter notes ) like stated in the description under the au on the main masterlist… EXTREMELY SUGGESTIVE so let this be your warning 😭 yall r freaky bitches tho bc I REMEMBER THAT ONE CHAPTER IN FEATHER 🤨🤨 the influx of notes i had on that chap was insane also this chap’s a short girlie butttttt hell week is incoming so im either gonna have more short chaps or less longer chaps 😓😓
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust
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numberonecodwomenfan · 2 months
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ok yall heres my thoughts for a potential olympics au.
price boxes. 100 percent. no clue why but he just has the Vibes. it’s definitely not his first olympics. he’s getting close to retiring from the olympics (which no is not an old man joke, they genuinely just have a very small age window to be like in their prime to compete. simone biles is 27 and she’s considered on the older side for olympic athletes).
gaz does gymnastics. look at him man he just looks like a gymnast. it’s his first olympics and while he’s not really an underdog he’s not very well known. he is however definitely getting the stephen nedoroscik treatment (immediately becoming the country’s sweetheart, having tons of fan edits, etc).
soap plays soccer (IT’S CALLED SOCCER 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸) as a goalie and again, scotland’s sweetheart. they eat him UP. i mean look at him why wouldn’t they. he and gaz become immediate friends in the village and post online together. they make jokes on tiktok about getting freaky on the cardboard beds (ilona maher and nicole heavirland style) and no one ever shuts up about it. he’s new to the olympics as well.
ghost plays rugby because he’s massive and angry. i feel like this is his second olympics and he’s lowkey still mad his team lost last time but he’s pretending not to be 😭 he doesnt participate much in the dicking around, but since he, price, and gaz are all team england he gets spotted in some of the online shenanigans (can u tell i pay more attention to the athletes goofing off online than the actual games)
farah i feel does beach volleyball. shes tall (5’8” which is crazy because she looks SHORT next to some of the other characters) so good for volleyball, and i’d imagine urzikstan’s team would unfortunately be pretty small considering. yk. so they might only have enough athletes for beach volleyball since it only requires 2 players. im imagining this to be set in a world where farah wasn’t leading the ulf but the occupation and stuff still happened, but it’s over and urzikstan is slowly healing again. throughout the competition farah is very vocal about her pride for her country and she talks about her brother and parents, and says that she’s competing in honor of them. she also becomes one of those athletes that everyone roots for no matter where theyre from, simply because of a) how good she is, and b) the way she speaks about her family and her country, and how emotional it makes people.
alex surfs. look at that man and tell me he doesnt surf. i know we agreed he’s from some podunk midwest town but i can also totally imagine him being from like socal and being the most doofy surfer dude. he meets farah in the olympic village and is immediately infatuated. also i feel like he would have an obsession with one of the foods there like that norwegian swimmer with his chocolate muffins and post about it online.
(again can yall tell i pay more attention to the athletes dicking around on tiktok than the sports)
i wanna say rudy and alejandro both do equestrian because yk. vaqueros. but i cant tell if it’s too on the nose. let me know ur thoughts.
laswell does archery. i believe its one of the sports that is more likely to have “older” athletes (although i could be wrong) and i imagine laswell is like 45 ish. lesbians love her. this is not her first rodeo she has olympic’d before. people see her talking to alex on the boat during the opening ceremony and theyre like “is she his mom or smth wtf???” bc they look similar and they eventually just lean into it. like yeah this is my mom she’s like 7 years older than me. dont think about it too hard the numbers make sense. i swear.
könig wrestles because he’s massive. i fear booktok gooners would obsess over him and it would simultaneously give him a huge ego boost but also make him deeply uncomfortable. he’s a good wrestler tho so he toughs it out 😭 the gooners see him without the doofy little wrestler cap for the first time, realize he’s fugly, and move on. he can live in peace again.
horangi does shooting because i keep seeing that hot korean shooter kim yeji everywhere and shes so cool. also bc horangi is in the military in game so um. yeah. dude is cool as fuck and he knows it.
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