#I’m a petty bitch

[lipglossanon]

Hey Lipgloss, what’s best in life?

[paper-lilypie]

Nooooooo-

Yessssssssss >:)

[finalshaper]

Angry about my ex friend again lmfao

[negativepeanuthoarder]

There’s at least one person in this fandom who I disagree with on everything but I know they blocked one of the biggest fans of their art - someone I haaaaaate so they have my complete and utter respect for making someone I dislike miserable.

[juehs34]

Someone please ask me why I’m making a Pinterest board about fly fishing at 4:33am when I haven’t been fishing in decades

[chickren]

look grrm’s beef with jk rowling was not recent and not over her gross anti-trans nonsense. (though i suspect her terfiness would offend him)

it was because decades ago she won the hugo he (arguably) deserved for a storm of swords, along with sort of shitting on the fantasy genre and claiming her stuff didn’t belong in it

so he canonically had brienne be vuldemort and give hurry putter his scar in a feast for crows

so, yes, grrm used extremely gnc brienne as the canonical instrument of his revenge on jk rowling, a fact which i, in the year of our lord 2024, find very amusing

[alikandhoney]

When did Asmodeus become the god of Stirring the fucking pot?? God damn man!!

Going for Sarenrae AND RQ with the snipes like🫢🫢

[dreadeves]

manifesting this kinda energy for kit twp

[ciderbird]

Paul I after sighning the new Law of Succession: Finally, no more women on the Russian throne! A reign of logic and reason will begin for the XIX century!

Alexander I:

[dimitrscu]

so apparently radahn has to be dead before you can access the dlc. wow i wonder why that is /s

[peteytheparrot]

Oh yay a comment that’s so nice of the- I will beat you to death with hammers

[0vergrowngraveyard]

🌟

just remembered a fun fact

someone who was an asshole to me in middle school through high school told me he hates eye related horror and just anything that has to do with eyes (touching eyes, eyes coming out of sockets, all that fun stuff)

so during senior year i got contacts and would move them whenever he was around

[devilishdelights]

it’s so tragic really like you kiss him and then make a pact with him because you need it to return home and he doesn’t even know that he’s helping you leave him. and if you do choose to stay? you’ll still be abandoning him. whichever option you choose he gets left behind. yet you kiss him anyway

[aaandbackstabbed]

Scrooge: Goldie, I am not having anymore silly arguments with you!

Goldie: water is not wet.

Scrooge: how?! In the actual fuck-

[honestlydarkprincess]

Bobby: Clearly, you've done something stupid. Buck: I did not do anything stupid! Bobby: ... Buck: I said something stupid.

[americannoteven]

Me: oh man I haven’t written in ages, idk if I can do it anymore

Almost every social media platform I’m on: based on your interests, you might be interested in this webcomic from [REDACTED]

Me: hey siri open google docs we got fucking work to do