#I’m a petty bitch
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Hey Lipgloss, what’s best in life?
#the moment you find out a shitty person you blocked deleted their blog 😌#hope you got hit by a car 💁♀️#or at least experienced the lamentation of your women#lipglossrambles#delete later#maybe lmao#I’m a petty bitch
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Someone please ask me why I’m making a Pinterest board about fly fishing at 4:33am when I haven’t been fishing in decades
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#If everyone’s like I’d be fine w it lol then I’m officially a petty bitch bc I wouldn’t be ok w that at all#Unless it was under very specific circumstances and even then I probably still would keep them at arm’s length
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potentially hot take but this is a pet peeve of mine
#listen. anyone can write whatever they want and idc I don’t have to engage with it. all power to them!!!!#it’s not even an automatic click-off for me or anything#i just… why. I don’t get it#like… that’s literally one of THE most iconic traits of the entire character. of the entire concept of the SHOW even#and you’re just gonna??? get rid of it??? hello????? the entire basis that John and Arthur’s relationship is made from????????#really????????? possibly the most tender part of their relationship???????#you don’t wanna write fluff about John reading him books and describing things and guiding him????? really?????????#it’s just so boring to me. I don’t understand the appeal#like yeah obviously Arthur as himself would definitely prefer to get his sight back#but as a concept like….#something ab the whole ‘happy ending = the disabled character gets ‘fixed’’ thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth#why do u have to fix them. why cant they just be disabled. do you think people can’t be happy and be disabled???#idk maybe it’s not that deep. and still I don’t really care that much#it’s just the vibes. I don’t vibe with it.#and I’m sure there’s some actual annoying as hell discourse in the fandom ab it which I have zero interest in engaging in#but I had to have my little petty bitch moment#bc blind Arthur is everything to me. ESPECIALLY in a jarthur context.#anyways thank u for coming to my Ted talk#malevolent#arthur lester#if anyone wants me to tag this as smth Iemme know
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I do not care for that one Japanese twitter artist who’s drawn genderbent punch out
#yes they are very talented and SOME of the designs r very good and cute#but I’m not forgetting the fact they white washed piston hondo and lowkey sexualize female little Mac 😭#what can I say I’m a petty bitch who holds a grudge#anyways fun fact: I originally drew my genderbent versions cause I saw someone else’s versions that were so ass I had to draw them on my own#out of spite ofc#anyways this is just fueling me to get the damn charms done#punch out
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look grrm’s beef with jk rowling was not recent and not over her gross anti-trans nonsense. (though i suspect her terfiness would offend him)
it was because decades ago she won the hugo he (arguably) deserved for a storm of swords, along with sort of shitting on the fantasy genre and claiming her stuff didn’t belong in it
so he canonically had brienne be vuldemort and give hurry putter his scar in a feast for crows
so, yes, grrm used extremely gnc brienne as the canonical instrument of his revenge on jk rowling, a fact which i, in the year of our lord 2024, find very amusing
#asoiaf#brienne of tarth#i’m not talking about the suvudu fanfic#because he actually handed the brienne lines to his publisher#and said print this smack about the highest grossing author in the world#and they did it#grrm is a petty little bitch (affectionate)
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ok but am i the only one who noticed that in act 2 when viktor deadnames jinx to be petty his eyes go back to brown for a second. like he really said ‘hang on i need my og personality to drag her’
#arcane spoilers#arcane#viktor arcane#jinx arcane#‘she thinks she’s funny well i’m about to be hilarious’ energy#viktor’s true self shone through for the express purpose of being a petty bitch and i love him for it
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When did Asmodeus become the god of Stirring the fucking pot?? God damn man!!
Going for Sarenrae AND RQ with the snipes like🫢🫢
#since forever I’m sure#petty bitch#Asmodeus#critical role#critical role spoilers#downfall spoilers#critical role downfall#sarenrae#the raven queen
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Acknowledge your flaws
With all these uwu fandom queers who turned out to be racist Zionists, I think it’s important to acknowledge or be aware of your flaws and accept that you can do and believe shitty things and that being from a marginalized group doesn’t exempt you from that. For example, I can be very harsh and a bit of a jackass or a shithead. I try to work on that but it’s not easy. Self love is good but not if it causes you to ignore your faults as acting like you can do no wrong if you’re queer or from a marginalized religion is an easy path to falling for fascist and racist rhetoric.
#free palestine#free gaza#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#liberal zionists#fuck liberals#important#self love#white queers#transmascpetewentz#prismatic bell#vaspider#spot-the-antisemitism#emperorsfoot#short-wooloo#Take notes folks#I can be a petty bitch and I’m not always proud of it but it’s something I acknowledge#Sometimes I use it to my advantage against Zionists or bigots#But it does make it harder to get along with people which I have to accept and work on
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HBO’s The Penguin hates women unless they’re conventionally attractive. Prove me wrong.
Oh, you don’t believe me? Well here’s Sofia Falcone and Carla Viti in the comics, and there’s the actresses the show is using. (No hate to the actors btw, I’m just making a point.)
Sofia Falcone in the comics. Big. She’s tall. Beefy. Has big, red hair, and has a Roman nose.
Sofia Falcone in the show is played by a skinny, conventionally attractive woman. She’s shorter, and has a straight nose.
Carla Viti in the comics. Stocky, heavy, round. She is FAT. Fat is not a bad word or a bad thing.
And… here’s who they hired. Notice something off? You’re right, she’s skinny and “prettier” by bs Hollywood standards.
I see so many people talk about how much they love Sofia bc she’s crazy and violent, and apparently breaking gender stereotypes while doing it. And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with conventionally attractive female characters being violent and evil and playing roles more reserved for male characters. But the fact that apparently the show has a problem with women doing that and being an important character UNLESS they’re “pretty” is very telling.
So yeah, as if I needed more reasons to stay away from Reevesverse, and I already had so many, it also hates women that aren’t “pretty”. Which is already an issue with most comics, but this is somehow doing WORSE than comics in that regard.
And the worst part? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. Comic bros rant whenever a white character is made black, and then others jump at defending the race lifts. But when women who are either buff or fat are made skinny, no one cares. Not the comic bros who want 100% accuracy, and not the more progressive fans who should be want more body diversity. But no, everyone is too distracted by the shiny keys of Sofia being violent, crazy, and hot being jangled in front of their face, that they don’t notice this blatant and obvious disrespect of women. This show doesn’t love women or break stereotypes like people think it does. But everyone seems to either not see it because they’re distracted, or they simply don’t care about women that aren’t “hot”. Either way, it’s frustrating seeing everyone falling for this.
I can’t… I just can’t do this shit, my guy.
#Batman#The Batman#The Batman 2022#DC#The Penguin#HBO The Penguin#Sofia Falcone#Carla Viti#Reevesverse#Anti The Penguin#Anti HBO The Penguin#Anti Reevesverse#Anti The Batman 2022#Yes I am a petty bitch#But I can live with it#But I can’t live with this anti women bs#I’m venting#Rahney Rambles#Sexist#Sexism
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Paul I after sighning the new Law of Succession: Finally, no more women on the Russian throne! A reign of logic and reason will begin for the XIX century!
Alexander I:
#I love you Paul but you eldest son is a petty vengeful bitch#ok I’m struggling through reading about thr last years of his reign abd his stupid Holy Union#tsar alexander i#paul I of russia#paul i
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getting pissed off seeing this help like why can’t wayv have their OWN tour why do i have to put up w the rest of those groups just to get a glimpse of wayv fuck sm entertainment idgaffff about ur pink bloods or ur 30 years
#i’m a petty n hating ass bitch i have a grudge against all those groups u couldn’t pay me to gaf#whatever the opposite of a pink blood sm stan is that’s me. except for tvxq 🩷 changmin n yunho r my beloved friends#but imagine all the time n money i have to dedicate to this just for weishenv to perform 2 fuckass songs#WHERES THE WORLD TOUR.#.txt
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so apparently radahn has to be dead before you can access the dlc. wow i wonder why that is /s
#could this be vindication after all these years#you mean to tell me malenia didn’t go to caelid to fight big chungus cause she’s a petty bitch? you mean there was an actual reason#have the redditors been wrong this whole time#you mean both r and m are much deeper complex characters than what the majority of the fan base makes them out to be ??#you mean they haven’t been these shallow one dimensional characters this whole time#alpha giga male vs virgin bitch female isn’t canon???#i should stop i’m probably jumping the gun here#we still don’t know exactly what will happen#but i just think it’s funny that the stars have to be moving again in order to access the dlc#almost as if that was malenia’s goal all a long#miss blade of miquella the woman that you are#elden ring
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Oh yay a comment that’s so nice of the- I will beat you to death with hammers
#I deleted the comment don’t go looking for it#Dude idk. I don’t like when people comment to look at their stuff too. It feels rude and like you don’t actually care#Like you’re just advertising. stfu!!#I’m probably just being a petty bitch idk ☠️
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just remembered a fun fact
someone who was an asshole to me in middle school through high school told me he hates eye related horror and just anything that has to do with eyes (touching eyes, eyes coming out of sockets, all that fun stuff)
so during senior year i got contacts and would move them whenever he was around
#ask#ask anon#you’re a bitch to me for almost 7 years i’ll be a bitch back#i’m not above being petty#i also got contacts because i wanted to see what life was like without them#i might as well have been born wearing glasses
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it’s so tragic really like you kiss him and then make a pact with him because you need it to return home and he doesn’t even know that he’s helping you leave him. and if you do choose to stay? you’ll still be abandoning him. whichever option you choose he gets left behind. yet you kiss him anyway
#if cosmic fates ever did this to me well i’d kill them. the cosmic fates.#obey me#obey me mammon#like isn’t this fucked#there’s no happy ending for everyone#like damn did i just cheat on u…. with u?!#tbh yes. i’m a petty bitch don’t go kissing alternate versions of me what u doing 🤨#me knowing the consequences of my actions: LETS SMOOCH!!#yeah i could’ve hugged him… but he wanted a kith. who am i to say no? 🥺
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