#I’m a fucking loser

[mister3127]

hii :3

-he/him

-minor

-music is literally everything i play guitar and bass 😼😼

More about me under the break !!

-fnaf fixation that came out of nowhere (watched the 8 hour lore video multiple times) please please talk about it with me

- faith the unholy trinity 🙈 PLEASE talk to me about it PLEASE

-fob 💔

- I climb, I would love to talk about it (mostly bouldering, I can flash v5s. For top rope I climb 11+)

-I play both electric and acoustic guitar but I can also play (very basic easy) piano, bass (my secondary instrument, I’m pretty proficient in it), ukulele, and classical guitar if I need to :) I would do anything to learn double bass

-I like most kinds of music but mostly rock in general (top three are MCR, CSH, and Radiohead) (recently also fob)

- please talk to me about music please please

-I like so many shows but my favorites are I Am Not Okay With This, Gravity Falls, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (❤️❤️), TEOTFW, and Lockwood and co

-As for movies, I like Fantastic Mr. Fox, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Little Miss Sunshine, Perks of Being a Wallflower, and most of the Batman movies! (and all the other Wes Anderson ones)

THANKS ILY🫶🫶

https://letterboxd.com/mister3127/

[sorrycory]

In all honesty, I’m mainly posting here because I just need someone to listen to me. Would make me feel better about some things, you know?

From what I can tell from Discord texts I sent one of my old friends, it kind of looks like everything started back on July 13th of last year. Which- is kind of weird timing, looking back at it. The thing is- I didn’t really use to dream often. If so, it was mainly just nightmares- one in particular, I remember being caught up in a pile of snakes, and my sibling just watched me while standing near my bedroom door. But this one was really weird- it felt really real, anyways.

It started off in a concrete basement. One of those ones deep in the ground- the doorway out was really high up nearing the center of this wall, with this metal stairway leading up to it. It didn’t really look that stable looking back at it, but I didn’t really think much of it. I guess there was supposed to be a party going on? There was these banged up folding tables to the left of the room, and there was all of these people in really fancy clothing. It might’ve been a murder mystery masquerade, I’d never be able to tell. I remember the dream kind of had a long beginning? I don’t remember any conversations, but I feel like I was talking to people- my attention was stolen by this guy running down the stairs frantically.

He was screaming really loud about being chased by someone- he seemed half drunk, but it didn’t really matter until this guy came up and stood near the top of the stairs. He was laughing maniacally- looking back at it, I’m not really able to take him seriously, but he was going on this long villain like dialogue. Being the destroyer of humanity, cursing the plains since the beginning of Earth- which was then contradicted by him claiming he was raised by wolves. I don’t think he was very smart, but he did come off as powerful.

He started talking about giving us a chance to run, saying it would make things more fun for him in the long while. He just sort of stood to the side as everyone began running in a big cluster up the stairs, doing that same stupid laugh as before. Looking outside the door was weird- everything was so flat. No shrubs, no uneven grass, it was like looking at a window’s background in that sense. There were these really tall trees with no leaves, though they didn’t cluster together like a forest- each stood evenly spaced apart, almost perfectly placed in contrast to the one nearby it. And in front of all of this, was a large river a couple yards away from the door. From what I can remember vaguely, I think I saw a city on the other side of the water.

It was so weird, because I distinctly remember that when we ran into the water, everyone was acting like we were “safe”, somehow. This guy that was swimming next to me had a big smile on his face, and while it did make me feel some form of relief, I couldn’t help but wonder how this was supposed to be a good thing.

When I woke up, I just remember seeing this thing (the first image) in my mind. I think it has some relevance to the villain monologue dude, but I literally have no clue whatsoever. Keep in mind these were drawings from like- a year ago, so I’ll probably redraw them later depending on how I feel about it.

The second image is what I remember the villain monologue dude looking like, though again- I’ll have to redraw him at some point. I had more dreams that followed this one, but I’ll post about those later. I just wanted to write this down somewhere, you know? I don’t want to feel crazy, I just want to get this off my mind. Maybe someone can help me get some clarity somewhere down the line.

[bruciemilf]

“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

[lotus-pear]

doing skk meme redraws instead of sat prep >:)

[iheartsteve0704]

I truly hope Kathryn Aubrey and Jac know just how monumental this show and agathario has been for queer girls who like girls and grew up with the famously straight MCU

[exactly4ghouls]

I’m re playing new Vegas and decided to follow Vulpes out of Nipton just to see where he goes. He walked over the hills out to the road, stepped on a land mine, and died instantly. It caused me to immediately fail several quests that I hadn’t even started.

[thebroken--soul]

Everytime I see someone getting a new job, a new place, a new opportunity, something new, I wonder where I fucked up in my life for not getting something new that will make me happy.

[waitinqroom]

me when i internally analyze the bones and all score

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[kangals]

have always found it immensely odd/frustrating when I see people who refuse to use any sort of physical force to control their dog. by which I do NOT mean hitting obv, but like: if the dog is standing rigid on the sidewalk barking at something and the owner is just standing there next to it, lightly tugging the leash but nothing more. or a small dog that’s lunging and pulling towards another dog and the owner is just, again, walking placidly behind it. or a dog that’s laying down on the sidewalk bc it wants to pounce on an oncoming dog and the owner won’t touch it. Etc you get the picture.

like goddamn dude it’s a dog. It’s on a leash. Fucking move them. why are you letting yourself get pulled around by a 20lb doodle?? sure ask nicely first but shortening the leash and yanking them back to you is not going to hurt them and in fact is what you need to do if your animals being a nuisance in public. Jesus.

[homestuck-textposts]

transgenerational bond (get it because they’re both trans)

[stimmingandstruggling]

lu guang is so funny he’s so in love with this guy he’ll rip apart time and space for him he does not care who gets hurt in the process. but he can’t express genuine love and affection because that’s cringe

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

cult leader geto throws up blood if you don’t tell him you love him before he leaves for work btw

[bruciemilf]

Something Something, Joker’s whole thing in DC is that he does irredeemable, awful bullshit, which he always minimizes by calling it a joke, regardless of how critical the damage is to people around him and never takes accountability for it, something something literally the plot always tells you he’s an absolute loser for that and aspiring to imitate that behavior makes you a loser, something something comedy should be an outlet for laughter and pain, not taking joy in hurting someone else

[miguelhugger2099]

Hello;) I don’t remember whether you said it or not, but what was Nerd!Miguel’s first sexual experience? It’s just that in my head he literally watches films with 18+ content and again takes the behavior model from the heroes film

In general? He’s only met his hand. He knows of sex, knows people do it, people jerk off but he was the one that was like….if i’m stressed I’ll tug one out yknow? But it wasn’t something he really actively looked for—his mind set somewhere else whether it be studies or the daily mundane. So he wasn’t really affected by the brain rot of porn.

He loses his V card to you, obviously (eventually). Think of it like his real sexual awakening came from you. At first he’s disgusted with himself, stroking himself to the thought of you. But he can’t help it! Your pants fit too well, shirt cut too low, smell more enticing. He’s pathetic when he does it, masturbating in his room with just the image of seeing you that day. Whining desperately, keeping his shirt up with his teeth, glasses skewed while bucking his hips in his fist.

When you first get together: the option of sex is now available. But because of his inexperience, he’s shy and isn’t really touchy just in case you don’t want him to touch you. He hasn’t delved too much in pornhub and none of it would matter anyway because he’s only attracted to you. So he does what any loser would do and that is research! He’s looking up forums, fanfiction, books he could buy, sneak a peek at your own bookshelf—anything that he could do and model himself after so you could enjoy yourself.

After all that, my Nerdy!Miguel ends up more on the worship/sub side :) He’s a pleaser with whatever you want him to do but sometimes just a bit he’ll go numb and dom you if he’s pushed too far. His personality is more reserved but he knows his strength and big build too! It’s only when he’s pushed too far or when he’s just extra needy. Either way!!! He’s clawing at the floorboards on his way towards you for a smidge of your attention !

[pamithebunterfly2007]

She fucking left me. . . . . . I can’t believe she fucking left me just because I love Halloween more than Christmas!!!!

The Fact that not everyone loves Christmas, and not every Christmas can be perfect. And Yet That fake ass friend decided to leave me behind just for liking Halloween?!?!. . . . . . . . . . . . And yes I’m alright with anyone liking Christmas including her. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But Why?!?! Why the flying fuck she decided it’s best to leave me just because I only fucking care about Halloween!!!!! You know I have like maybe 1-2 awful experiences with Christmas!!!! I’m such a bad friend to her and to everyone else just because I’m so obsessed with a holiday I could live forever. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@nicky-toony27

@art1c-m0nk3ys

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@manekimelikawaii

@corpesess

@lizzietherwbychibifan

@cookiecat-7388

@glitchychara

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