#I’M GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER!!!!!

[sirompp]

every time i see people misusing/making fun of the word empath i lose a year off my life

[noxcheshire]

A one sided crack ship I suddenly got in my delirious hungry state, and need to throw it up so here you go

Joker x Danny

But its JOKER whose one sided feelings for Danny who is really trying his best to ignore this weird clown mf

I was thinking that it could either be actual ‘oh no I have a crush on this guy’ OR Joker being liminal enough and ghostly enough to sense the otherworldliness of Danny Fenton. An otherness that Joker just wants. Like a hungry, starved beast that had finally found a proper meal instead of the bone scraps he’s been trying to scrap off of Batman.

He doesn’t even realize what it is he wants either, only that he wants to pull Danny’s skin back and nestle inside.

Danny on the other hand knows, he’s gone through a few ghostly sessions to understand that Joker is starved, and empty, and already half mad from hunger that he is willing to try and grab a fully loaded half ghost that could still kick his ass.

I just like the idea of everyone’s horror pov of the Joker trying to attract this one civilian guy and Danny just being annoyed by this one scraggly alley cat trying to gnaw on his arm.

[greywobbles]

Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog

Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God

Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.

Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.

May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.

Amen.

(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)

[ssruis]

There’s a certain subset of tenmas fans that I have no respect for and those are the ones who don’t gaf about saki and only talk about tsukasa and toya. First of all both tsukasa and toya would literally do anything for saki. Secondly toya + saki have a unique relationship that is so interesting stop watering it down to be the same as Tsukasa’s relationship w toya. Finally: what else is there to like about tsukasa besides his bond with his sister. Colopale was so right when they went “we have to include a scene with tsukasa and saki in the beginning of the main story or else ppl will hate this guy” because I thought he was so obnoxious until I read some of his interactions with saki and then he became one of my favorites.

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

“Mom” … even after everything. Even after all this time to reflect.

[clownboybebop]

I’m going to kill myself I just saw someone call a margarita insprired cocktail called a “margtail” AND IT WAS JUST A MARGARITA WITH BLOOD ORANGE SPARKLING WATER. THATS CALLED A MARGARITA. AND A MARGARITA IS ALREADY A COCKTAIL. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK MARGTAIL IS GOING TO ACHIEVE

[heyclickadee]

Also, I’m reading Vision: Color and Composition for Film, because I really do struggle with composition and want to know how to improve for some personal projects, and

What if I jumped into the sea? What if I did that?

[pissjesus]

Submitted my references and my follow up emails and chewing the furniture please for the love of god get me out of here

[hdusa]

Hello self care anon again. Do you have soup for the sickness? You poor soul. Get lots of rest dw bout streaming

hello self care anon do not fret!! I just had some soup as well as nutrivena or whatever and now I am going to sleep. Ideally when I wake up I will be all better and if not I’ll be sad because I had big plans for today but of course I won’t stream if I’m not feeling well! Do not worry!!! I just really want to ruin lives today!!!!

[talxns]

SDVJOJGFHNN WHAT ISSUE IS THE BRUCE DANCING WITH MARTHA PANEL FROM???

hskgkdjd ok so i was doing some research on the idea of bruce never becoming batman and what his life would be like if thomas and martha were never murdered. and of course since this franchise is saturated like an undersea sponge there is canonical rep of this occurring one way or another. this page is from batman (2016) #45.

(spoilers below for the 3 issue long story)

we are shown a timeline where bruce’s parents are not killed, and so he’s just a rich guy not doing much to stop the rampant crime in the city (while being very creepy with his mom apparently).

joker gangs plague the city, dick grayson is batman (who uses guns and mercilessly kills anyone he finds dangerous),

jason todd is a tire salesman (because GET IT!? JASON TODD. TIRES. THATS HIS WHOLE THING, RIGHT!?)

tim drake works a boring desk job at one of wayne’s tech companies,

duke is an invalid, damian was never born, and selina is completely deranged serial killer in arkham asylum and only speaks through meows (why the absence of bruce wayne’s batman would cause this is left as an exercise to the reader).

this is all thanks to booster gold, who is trying to give bruce a wedding gift for his marriage to selina. he has gone back in time to purposefully save bruce’s parents from being murdered. he wants to show how much worse off gotham would be if he didn’t become orphaned/batman. booster gold explains this to this timeline’s bruce who says he always felt like something was “wrong” in his life.

but everything backfires pretty spectacularly when bruce destroys the time travel device booster gold was planning on using to reverse the whole thing. because. y’know. he’s living pretty fancy free and wants his mom alive so he can still hit on her i guess.

booster gold figures that if he brings selina kyle to bruce, he’ll… idk, have a change of heart because of the power of love.

well he brings selina over who immediately rips thomas’s throat out, and dick shows up to shoot selina, and in the scuffle shoots both her and martha, and then bruce shoots dick.

bruce’s mission then is to fix booster gold’s time machine so he can take him back to ten minutes before his parents were killed (he’s been training to kill both selina and dick!batman for this purpose). booster gold seizes the opportunity to take bruce back to 10 minutes before thomas and martha wayne were supposed to be killed (when bruce was 8), and forces bruce to watch thomas and martha be killed in crime alley. adult bruce promptly shoots himself in the head after witnessing it. what a romp for the whole family!

[cerealmonster15]

Jamil: uggghhh azuls gonna be so critical and picky when he judges my food 😒

Azul when he judges Jamil’s food:

[praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily praises u heavily prai

[modifiedyincision]

me on CS: I’m not that picky on pet/pet or item/item trades. As long as it’s vaguely of the same rarity and time i don’t care. Just don’t send a trade for my 2017 event pet for two commons born a month ago, ok?

every single trade i get: 2017 event pet for their two commons born a month ago

[jerichoes]

proofread man: you’ve changed Nobel prize to Nobel Prize again

me: yes, the Nobel Prize Foundation uses Nobel Prize

proofread man: the dictionary says it’s Nobel prize

[ugh-yoongi]

just saw the most unholy demonic toe-curling life altering yoongi street racer edit i’m sick

[nellievances]

the last two times that i had tickets to see halsey the universe fucked me over so everyone shut the fuck up and manifest everything goes smoothly for tonight 🙏

[cctinsleybaxter]