#or any of the other bats depending on the age ya’ll want him in

[noxcheshire]

A one sided crack ship I suddenly got in my delirious hungry state, and need to throw it up so here you go

Joker x Danny

But its JOKER whose one sided feelings for Danny who is really trying his best to ignore this weird clown mf

I was thinking that it could either be actual ‘oh no I have a crush on this guy’ OR Joker being liminal enough and ghostly enough to sense the otherworldliness of Danny Fenton. An otherness that Joker just wants. Like a hungry, starved beast that had finally found a proper meal instead of the bone scraps he’s been trying to scrap off of Batman.

He doesn’t even realize what it is he wants either, only that he wants to pull Danny’s skin back and nestle inside.

Danny on the other hand knows, he’s gone through a few ghostly sessions to understand that Joker is starved, and empty, and already half mad from hunger that he is willing to try and grab a fully loaded half ghost that could still kick his ass.

I just like the idea of everyone’s horror pov of the Joker trying to attract this one civilian guy and Danny just being annoyed by this one scraggly alley cat trying to gnaw on his arm.

[hallelujahmeatgod]

TOKYO REVENGERS CHARACTERS WHEN YOU PRANK THEM TELLING THEM YOU DON'T WANT TO SHARE A STRAW

+warning/s: Just swearing and nothing else really

+pairing/s: Mikey, Draken, Baji, and Chifuyu

+word count: 1398

+note: again, characters are picked based on who i got an idea for right off the bat. i did this in the middle of a class cause i was bored as heck sooooo huehue. hope ya'll like it.

Mikey

"Huh?" He asks.

"Huh what?"

"What?"

"What? What?"

Yes, we're both dumb as fuck. If there's an award for it, we'd win without any effort.

"I'm asking the question here so don't return it back with a question, dummy" He said, rolling his eyes at me.

"You didn't even ask a proper question, you just said 'huh' and looked at me like a dumbass" I grumbled back.

"Okay smartass." He retorted, giving me a warning look. "Did you just really say to get another straw? You wish." He scoffed, reaching for my drink which I pulled away.

"What? It's my drink. My drink my rules, so go get another straw if you want a sip" I sassed.

He gave me a ridiculous look. A look that says 'you know you're acting dumb right now right?'

"Fine." He said, which caught all my attention.

Is he really just giving up right now? Not even gonna get moody? Well that's new.

"Guess who's not having any more kisses from me." He shrugged, scrolling through his phone with a bored expression.

My eyes widened.

He's not serious is he? No way. He's just as clingy as me, so he can't. Or can he😳

"No you can't" I challenged, snatching his phone from his hand.

"See for yourself" He smiled mischievously, causing shivers to run down my spine.

He's fucking serious.

My fucking clingy ass can never.

He then just stood up and walked out of the shop. I grabbed my drink and ran after him outside yelling "DUDE DRINK IT, DRINK IT ALL. THE FUCK! Come here" I said, catching up to him.

I basically forced him to drink with my straw as he tried not to laugh too hard as he took a sip.

"What?" He chuckled, wiping the corner of his mouth because some of the drink spilled.

look at this stupid child enjoying this too much tsk.

"You're not taking away my kiss privileges, bitch. Now drink the whole thing, with MY damn straw!"

Draken

"Ask for a new straw, Ken" I slapped his hand when he tried to snatch my drink, as we watched on YouTube.

He put the phone down and looked at me. I don't even know what his look wants to tell me, he be looking at me like a robot.

You might be looking at me like a robot right now but you're too handsome, sir. Come through with that model looking face, with some of your hair falling on your face. YES, we're here for it👏👏

"What? Do I have something on my face? C'mon let's continue watching." I pouted, looking back at him, eyebrows raised.

He handed me his phone and stood up.

He's really just going to get a straw huh?

I just shook my head and scrolled on his phone, laughing at some of the messages and memes the Toman guys were sending at the gc.

"What's up?" Draken asks when he saw me chuckling to myself. Returning to sit beside me.

When I looked up I was just shookt. I told him to get a new straw but he came back with a whole new drink that's the same flavor as mine. A pout instantly took over my features as he chuckled knowingly at me.

"You're no fun, Ken" I whined, handing him back his phone.

"Should've known better than to play around with me then" He retorted, giving me a triumphant smile. Which earned him an eye roll from me.

"Whatever" I scoffed.

"Sore loser"

Baji

"Excuse me?" Baji exclaimed, giving me a very offended look. His eyebrows almost meet in the middle.

Never thought I'd offend someone in my life over a fucking drink, but okay.

"Okay, first of all, I'm gonna need you to calm down. You'll get wrinkles at such a young age, Kei" I said, rubbing the skin between his brows, trying to get him to relax his face.

He shook his head to shoo my hand away and continued glaring at me.

I really should've thought hard and long before playing this prank on him. It hasn't been a minute when I told him to grab another straw and he's already exploding.

"What are you looking at me like that for? Keep it up and I'll poke your eyes" I said, rolling my eyes at him which just edged him even more.

"Grab another straw? GRAB. ANOTHER. STRAW? Do you have any brain cells left?" He scoffs.

"WOW, coming from you who can barely spell shit when you're already copying it, you twat!"

"Well, are you any better? You can't subtract for shit, shit head"

Now it's my turn to give him an offended look.

You never mention my math capabilities, it hurts me deeply!

"We're seriously having a fight right now that started because you can't get a straw huh? Is it that hard? You're lame." I mocked, trying my best not to laugh at his face.

"Do you want me to remind you where your mouth goes?" He challenged, almost making me lose my shit then and there.

This bitch really needs to invest in breaks, cause damn his mouth can go places.

"What's your deal? You fight gang people, yet you make a big fuss over a straw." I gave him a taunting look.

"You" he said, jabbing me--not hard though-- at the chest. "Grab a straw"

"Bitch, this is my drink" I said as a matter of fact.

"So? Is it that hard?" He mocked me, rolling his eyes.

"You're so stupid, I want to yank your hair" I spat.

"I wanna see you try. What? Wanna take this outside? I'll make you bald, fucking try me. I've got long hair, but my patience is as long as my eyebrow hair, probably shorter." He said, ready to fight my ass.

He was so serious, even lifting his hands up to show me how he's going to snatch my hair, that I couldn't really hold in the laughter anymore.

"D-dude HAHAHAHHAHA" I fell back on the booth we're in, clutching my stomach, as I tear up from laughter.

He clicked his tongue just watching me lose my shit. "I can't stand your ass" He said, standing up from our booth, taking my drink with him and walking out.

"Y-yo wait up!" I called out, still laughing. "THAT'S MY DRINK, GIVE IT BACK!"

"Grab a straw if you want a sip" He looked back with a smirk, before walking away.

Chifuyu

"A sip? Sure baby. Grab another straw" I pushed my drink to him when he asked for a sip.

He suddenly laughed out loud, LIKE REALLY LOUD that he got the attention of everyone around us.

"Nice joke, babe"

"Huh?" I gave him a confused look. "Ain't nobody joking though? Get another straw if you want a sip, Fuyu" I said, waiting patiently for our other orders to finish.

"You crazy"

"No, I'm serious" I retorted, giving him a serious look.

"Since when is that part of your vocabulary? Your vocabulary is so small even that word ain't part of it" He dissed, giving me a mischievous look.

I'm considering leaving this damn prank and just popping his ass right now, so he forgets his own damn vocabulary and all he can remember is the word sorry.

"Don't start with me you ass. I'll beat you with a dictionary since you're all about vocabulary."

"Make it an encyclopedia baby" He grinned, just making me more annoyed.

"Well you're most definitely not getting a sip of my drink now, give it back." I ordered.

"Well, too bad." He shrugged, then snatched my drink, sprinting away like his life depended on it while laughing.

"You stupid bitch--" I called out, shaking my head. Can't really do anything but laugh a little at how stupid he is.

I honestly can't get mad at Chifuyu even if I forced myself. And I don't know if is should be happy or not.

I wasn't expecting him to act normally but dang was I not expecting that.

"You've got one heck of a boyfriend there" The lady at the counter said, chuckling a little bit as we watched him dance around happily while drinking my drink from a distance.

"Sometimes I don't even know if we're in a relationship or I'm just straight up his babysitter" I shook my head as the lady laughed.

[anon-luv]

You...It was Always Just You (I’ll Never Be Her)Jimin’s POV[Jimin X Reader]

This was a request by @chimmyyoongs

Here you go sweety!! 

(This story will take place right after the restaurant scene. Where Jimin comes back to find the restaurant closed)

Pairing: Jimin X Reader

Rating: M

Genre: Angst/ Romance

Words: 1.7k

Author’s Note: Sorry for the delay loves. I have been very busy, and the days I have free I usually get called into work. Here is the special chapter I have been promising ya’ll for a while. Chapter 3 is still on the works ( I am a perfectionist and low key nervous while writing it since I don’t want to dissapoint you)

Sorry for any grammar mistakes, once again I only did a quick edit. I will go back and edit some more. If you find something that is super wrong let me know and I will fix it right away. Thank you for reading :D

I hope you guys like it !!

Leave feedback and Let me know what you think :)

Sorry. Stephany broke her foot while going down the stairs of her apartment. She needed someone to drive her to the hospital. I will make it up to you. I promise.

Sent 1:37am

His vision obscured around the edges, his tunnel vision focusing on the lone 'closed' sign that hung from the dim building. There wasn’t a single soul inside the restaurant. 

He had fucked up. He had left without thinking about any future consequences. He needed to be there for Stephany, she had sounded so afraid. She hadn't been clear on what dilemma she had stumbled upon, her words had been muffled by uncontrollable sobs that triggered his erratic decision to leave his date behind.

To be quite honest he had completely forgotten about you, and now he felt awful. On the way back from the hospital flashes of your tear stained face came off and on causing a knot to form on his throat.

The heaviness of the black box on his pocket grew heavier and heavier with every step he had taken towards the now closed establishment.

His cowardly fingers skipping over your name, scrolling directly towards the restaurant’s phone number. The operator’s voice sounded as if the devil was condemning him to hell as it played on repeat their business’ hours.

Jimin’s shoulders sagged with disappointment, he was embarrassed by his actions. He had a tendency of always overreacting when it came to Stephany. He had done it from a very young age, so it was like an automatic reaction to run to her whenever he thought she was in trouble, but something in his gut told him today he had gone too far this time.

He knew you were understanding. That is one of the things he loved the most about you, you had been the only person in his life who hadn’t even batted an eyelash when you discovered the peculiar attachment Stephany had with him.

He took a deep breath as he dialed your phone number, the only one he knew by memory now at days.

The voicemail loud and clear on the other side of the line instantly made him feel as if a ton of rocks had fallen on him. Once again his feet reacted before his brain as he took off with a sprint, leaving his car behind.

His lungs could barely keep up with the rhythm of his heartbeat. The heartbeat that only beats for you and you only. The only thing that kept replaying in his mind as encouragement to keep running was that of your smile in the mornings as he woke you up with an endless amount of kisses, and your scent of sweet vanilla, the one he fell asleep to every night.

His phone vibrated in his pocket causing a dim light of hope to shine through the darkness that had already clouded his mind. He slowed down to a walk as he scooped out his phone. He was about fifteen minutes away from home at this point. The car would’ve been faster, it was the second time that night that he had deeply regretted his impulsive decisions.

No more Promises. Bye

Y/N 3:00am

 Jimin was confused, but not in a good way. He knew he had messed up, but you had never been a person of a few words. You had always been loud and clear, voicing what you wanted of him out loud without restraints, at least that’s what he had thought…..until now.

His fingers trembled as he typed up a text, his speed slowing a bit with fear of what he was about to face when he finally arrived at his destination. The mere thought of losing you was sending a sharp pain through his heart. He couldn’t bear the thought of a life without you by his side. He had grown dependent on you, you were a part of his world. You had become his world.

 What do you mean?? Sent 3:01am (Read)

You had read his message but had not answered back. The anticipation that was now drowning him, making it harder and harder to breathe by the minute. He jogged past a few streets as he waited and prayed for a response, he had decided to try once again.

Y/N, what are you saying??? Sent 3:04am(Read)

His brain had grown numb at this point, the high accumulation of thoughts that had been running through his mind had brought him to a breaking point. He was clueless about what the future would bring, but that did not stop the tears that had started traveling down his face slowly.

Read….You had left him in ‘read’ again. His desperation was clear to the few spectators who saw him running down the street like a madman. The oncoming cars looked like fluffy pillows compared to the nightmares that had visited him while awake as he ran nonstop towards you.

Y/N! Sent 3:07am (Read)

‘Just a few more minutes’ he repeated to himself as he saw his building growing closer and closer. He was almost there. His legs were trembling with exhaustion, but that did not stop him.

I am coming home Sent 3:13am (Read)

He was almost there. The elevator was taking too long, so he pushed himself a bit more and sped 7 floors up the emergency stairs.

His hands were shaking uncontrollably as he tried fitting the key inside the lock. He didn’t want to knock or ring the doorbell in case you might already be asleep. He finally was able to turn the knob, slamming the door open with desperation. His thought process, not coherent, as he left the door wide open behind him, not giving a single fuck if someone would come in and rob him at this point.

The door to your shared room was closed, but as he opened it up he realized his biggest fear had come true, you were not home.

There was a part of him worrying about your safety, what if you had never made it home…..but his intuition kept trying to scream reason to his mind….you were gone. He went back to the living room to see if you might’ve left a note behind.

The keys.

Your keys were neatly placed on the kitchen counter. No note. No message.

Your purse and sweater were missing from their usual spot beside the chimney.

He ran back into his room. His hair falling messily over his eyes, obstructing his sight every now and then, but right now that was not of importance. He ripped the closet doors open to discover your side empty. There was not even a lone sock left behind.

His clothes looked lonely without your messy wardrobe beside them.

Where are you, babe???! Sent 3:42am

You were gone. You had left.

Jimin did not give up, he looked in every single drawer, in between the sheets, and underneath the bed for a sign of your presence in this lonely apartment that no longer felt like home to him.

He was worried. You shouldn’t have left so late at night on your own. He knew you rarely talked to old friends now at days. He wanted you to come back. He wanted to know you were safe.

He sat on the sofa, running through scenarios in his head, wondering where and who you were going to sleep with tonight.

His tears were now falling uncontrollably. He dialed you over and over again without success. He needed to know you were fine. That you were safe. That you were not hurt.

He had fucked up. He was not worthy of you. He knew that now, but he wanted you back. He was selfish. He wanted one more chance.

He had planted himself into this mess by not being there for you when you needed him the most. Jimin knew he had been fucking up every now and then, but he still acted stupidly. He had been confident you would always be waiting for him patiently and forgiving. He was wrong. He had lost. He had lost you.

Jimin had broken you. He had broken your love and trust.

He did not have his priorities in order, and now he might’ve just lost the most beautiful person life had given him. You.

You deserved better. You deserved someone better than him.

You deserved to be with someone who had everything in his life stable without any variables that could ruin your love.

Jin had always scolded him, about how much Jimin took you for granted.

Jimin should’ve listened. He was about to lose you.

Jin. Jin must know where you were. Jin and you had been close, he had become one of your closest friends when you started dating Jimin.

The dial tone rang twice before he heard a voice whisper “Jimin??”

“Jin, please tell me (y/n) is with you” Jimin pleaded with him, a sob escaped interlaced with his words.

Jin took a deep breath on the other side of the line and let out a sigh, a clear indication that his suspicions were true, “I have no idea what you are talking about”

“Please let me talk to her. Tell her I am sorry. Tell her I love her. I will make it up to her. I am sorry. I did wrong. It was a mistake….I didn’t mean to…” Jimin continued as he cried into the phone.

“You mean your Mistakes...as in plural right??” Jin’s voice came out harsher than before, “She is safe, and that is all I will let you know. I think you did more than enough at this point Jimin…..LET ...HER….BE”

Jimin sobbed with a whispered, “I love her”

“She loves you too….She loves you too much Jimin….If you love her Jimin….if you truly do… you should know what would be the best thing for her at this point” Jin said, his voice sounding a lot softer now.

“I Know” Jimin whispered as he heard a click and then silence. The phone line now dead as he repeated “I know” over and over again as tears fell down his face.

He closed the door of the apartment slowly, you were not coming back.

He had lost you.