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late4dinnerlateagain · 6 months ago

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Trina leave Mendel, marry me pls

#trina weisenbachfeld #give me one chance #I won’t cheat #or give you syphilis #or be the worlds worst psychiatrist #falsettos #marvin trilogy

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annie-bby · 2 years ago

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watching greys and hearing cristina call owen “sweetheart” has made my life.

#⤷‧��˚ annie’s blog !!#⤷‧₊˚ annie talks !!#cristina one chance i beg #i won’t cheat #or scream that you killed my baby at a baby shower #i love cristina 🩷

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gaywineauntsstuff · 2 months ago

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Don’t argue with me and I refuse to elaborate

BatBrats as hozier songs

Dick:

-Angel of small death and the codeine scene

-empire now

Jason:

-take me to church

-eat your young

Tim:

-it will come back

Here is where the I won’t elaborate is the the strongest

-too sweet

Damian:

-arsonists lullaby

- shrike

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slaymiedrysdale · 1 year ago

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He looks like your work husband that your real husband is jealous of because you kissed him once at an office Christmas party way before you even met your real husband and he sees him as a threat and Luke is trying to sabotage your marriage cuz he’s been in love since the kiss.

#luke hughes #nhl #hockey #nj devils #hughes brothers #quinn hughes #jack hughes #the corporate Luke lore is growing #I should write a fic about this #I won’t cuz I’m lazy so someone’s allowed to steal my idea #but honestly if Luke was my coworker I’d cheat on my man too #women in corporate

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dark-mnjiro · 7 months ago

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Making out with Endo in a dark alley. His body cages you in and his arms on either side of your head preventing any escape. His leg sneaking between yours, pressing his knee against your core. Your phone rings, he demands you answer it. It’s your boyfriend on the other line as Endo forces you to speak to your boyfriend and try to hide the pretty little sounds coming out of your mouth as his movements become almost unbearable. You finally end the phone call, smacking him before he grins and says, “admit it, he can’t satisfy you the way I can.”

#endo yamato #wind breaker #endo yamato x reader #endo x reader #I don’t know where this came from #but I’m stuck in a land of cheating/toxic relationships with endo #can’t stop won’t stop

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tempestmothstorm · 4 months ago

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Ok since Monika still has her admin powers in the side stories you think she could just discover them accidentally or use them without realizing

Anyways au where Monika and friends discover her admin powers but dont know about the wider context of what it means. So they just go around thinking Monika has magic and try practicing with a bunch of silly fun shenanigans because they figure it’s some chosen one bloodline stuff and not like. A product of their reality being a constricted digital science experiment.

This au will not end well

#yeah she probably needs the epiphany to consciously use it but hypothetical aus are fun and the angst potential it plentiful #the beauty of this au is that it contains potential for both wacky slice of life escapades and soul crushing angst #they’re like doing a dumb 3am ghost summoning ritual and Monika accidentally does some admin stuff and they’re like ‘woah your magic’#and they research a bunch of other dumb stupid rituals and nearly set the carpet on fire #they like try to rob a bank or cheat on a test and nearly delete half a building #and then at some point Monika suddenly extends her admin powers too far and acts real despondent for no reason #because she ends up epiphany beaming herself and is even more conflicted than base game because she grows so much more connected to the club #it’s even worse because they were her whole world and she knows so much she sees how human they are but they just aren’t apparently?????#and while she can’t pull a base game and kill everyone for a nonexistent player she still goes through so much angst and like #the girls notice and want to help but don’t know how because she won’t tell anyone and she keeps avoiding them and like aauughhh #it would probably end with Monika doing something drastic and trying to reach out for anyone out there who understands #and idk maybe she’ll find base game Monika post act 4 and she’s like ‘what the heck why did you abandon your friends don’t to what I did???’#and maybe she could fix her mistakes???? maybe not??????? whatever’s narratively fulfilling #shoot this was supposed to be a short post for a silly au what have I done #this feels like the plot of a kids tv show where the plot randomly gets really dark on its fifth season #also realizing al lot of the same plot points happen in my fantasy au so I really gotta get to that too #ddlc #doki doki literature club #tempestmothtalk

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idontmindifuforgetme · 24 days ago

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DON’T do last minute Christmas shopping btw I have like 70 different gift cards to write and it’s all my fault and I am the only one to blame and I hate it

#Wrist about to snap I’m literally dedicating a block in tmr to do the writing and then finalizing gifts tonight after I’m done studying #And I’m cheating too because there are a lot of friends I won’t see till after the holidays so I’m just delegating their gifts for aftt xma #A literal shitshow #This happens every year one day I’ll heal #At least im looking forward to spending this ny w family

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kyluxtrashpit · 9 months ago

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Been hearing from multiple people I know and trust in the fandom that apparently people have been botting that hottest man poll that everyone’s been yelling about? And that kylux fandom specifically is the one guilty of it

And honestly I’m extremely disappointed in anyone who thinks that’s appropriate. These are supposed to be fun and you’ve gone and ruined it for everyone participating AND made all of us look like assholes in the process for being unable to be normal about a harmless, just-for-fun poll

Hope you’re proud of yourselves. Genuinely pathetic behaviour. I expected better from the fandom I’ve called home for nearly 10 fucking years

#I did think some of the vote count increases I saw on refreshes near the end there seemed… too fast #way too fast. like a hundred in a few minutes fast #but I didn’t want to think people were really stooping to that #but it does seem to be the case and that’s just so pathetic #like maybe I’m the one taking it too seriously but only the worst fandoms cheat on harmless polls like #what is even the point #just sad #congrats y’all you've ensured I won’t vote for hux again in the next one cause of you #I’d rather he lose than a hollow lie of a victory. it would feel cheap now for him to win #kylux #general hux #yeah I’m tagging this cause y’all need to know what our fellows have been up to #text

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srams-shadow · 2 months ago

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JASPERSPRITE: Thats my story and thats why i think theres always hope even if you die.

AC: :33 < so, youre saying that maybe i will have to die to get to be with him?

JASPERSPRITE: Yes maybe. :3

AC: :33 < i hope thats not the case!

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#my art #homestuck #nepeta leijon #just a quick one today as back to work zzzz #sadly nepeta doesn’t have much dialogue pre act 6 #but I enjoy this convo between her and jaspersprite when she tries to explain that the game is ending to him #cheated again with the bg aha I’m so awful at bgs #this was going to be a simple gif but my poor iPad was already burning up so much #reminder to me to change the colour of the text #I won’t remember

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theribbonmarkedroom · 1 year ago

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I’ll never get around to drawing/writing this BUT Hannibal Cutthroat Kitchen AU where Hannibal is the host and the contestants are unknowingly cooking people during those insane challenges. And Will goes undercover on the next season as a contestant bc he believes that TV personality Hannibal Lector is somehow behind the string of murders that have been going on in that area and the closest he can get to him is to become a contestant on the show. And Jack reluctantly pulls some strings to get Will on the show bc he wouldn’t Shut Up about it and it’s messing with how efficient he is at his job. The problem is Will actually has to compete and he sucks at cooking anything but fish dishes, but for some Mysterious Reason he keeps winning the challenges okay goodnight 💀

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #Hannibal au #had this idea in my head for MONTHS I needed to get it out there #love cutthroat kitchen so bad #can’t watch much of it now because it stresses me out too and 😭#Hannibal becomes obsessed with Will as a contestant the same way he does in the show but it’s more subtle I think #viewers definitely think Will is cheating or smth idk 😭#idc if someone writers about it or draws smth for it as like as 1) I get credit for the idea and 2) you tag me in it bc I’d love to see it #I won’t be doing it bc my attention span is short enough 💀

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galpalkirk · 7 months ago

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okay but ttpd is the perfect loustat album

#taylor swift #iwtv #rewatched s1 yesterday with lizzie and went insane #write an album about the smallest man who ever lived and it becomes very applicable to the most toxic insecure manipulative bitches on tv #and I’ve not even added any of the killing my husband songs #yet #also be a blond who cheats and write a perfect lestat pov song #put on your records and regret me!!#familiarity breeds contempt don’t put me in the basement when i want the penthouse of your heart!#i’m going out tonight!#IM HAVING HIS BABY!!!!#my boy only breaks his favorite toys!!#i can’t talk to you when you’re like this!#staring out the window like i’m not your favorite town!#hands in the hair of somebody in darkness named chloe or sam or sophia or marcus and i just watched it happen #i look in people’s windows is so louis coded also #you’re the loss of my life!!!#literally lestat saying i love you a million times and louis never saying it back but he’s still the loss of his life #he saw forever so he smashed it up!!!#AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME

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edmundodiaz · 8 months ago

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and the thing is i understand eddie, because who wouldn’t jump at the chance to experience a future that was snatched from your hands?

#and that’s what i meant when i said i’m not opposed to cheating storylines if they’re used as a way to explore characters #i don’t want perfect people #i want real people #fictional characters have the grace of being more easily forgiven tho #also i’m quite confident they won’t romanticise this so we’re safe #911 spoilers #911 abc #*911

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koipudding · 3 months ago

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i had a dream abt a-yuan and it was a rlly good au but i forgot it all (a building explodes in it, and for some reason in modern day they’re still doing arranged marriage bs. or i got unlucky.) but it feels like i’m mischaracterizing him in the dream and it feels mean.