#I won’t cheat

[late4dinnerlateagain]

Trina leave Mendel, marry me pls

[annie-bby]

watching greys and hearing cristina call owen “sweetheart” has made my life.

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Don’t argue with me and I refuse to elaborate

BatBrats as hozier songs

Dick:

-Angel of small death and the codeine scene

-empire now

Jason:

-take me to church

-eat your young

Tim:

-it will come back

Here is where the I won’t elaborate is the the strongest

-too sweet

Damian:

-arsonists lullaby

- shrike

[slaymiedrysdale]

He looks like your work husband that your real husband is jealous of because you kissed him once at an office Christmas party way before you even met your real husband and he sees him as a threat and Luke is trying to sabotage your marriage cuz he’s been in love since the kiss.

[dark-mnjiro]

Making out with Endo in a dark alley. His body cages you in and his arms on either side of your head preventing any escape. His leg sneaking between yours, pressing his knee against your core. Your phone rings, he demands you answer it. It’s your boyfriend on the other line as Endo forces you to speak to your boyfriend and try to hide the pretty little sounds coming out of your mouth as his movements become almost unbearable. You finally end the phone call, smacking him before he grins and says, “admit it, he can’t satisfy you the way I can.”

[isqbelevans]

the subtle sadness in their eyes omg

[idontmindifuforgetme]

DON’T do last minute Christmas shopping btw I have like 70 different gift cards to write and it’s all my fault and I am the only one to blame and I hate it

[ltb-oc]

Oh dear teacher....

Wdym we have to do a whole animation only with Photoshop 🥰

This is not made for that and i'm not here to do animation 🥰

[kyluxtrashpit]

Been hearing from multiple people I know and trust in the fandom that apparently people have been botting that hottest man poll that everyone’s been yelling about? And that kylux fandom specifically is the one guilty of it

And honestly I’m extremely disappointed in anyone who thinks that’s appropriate. These are supposed to be fun and you’ve gone and ruined it for everyone participating AND made all of us look like assholes in the process for being unable to be normal about a harmless, just-for-fun poll

Hope you’re proud of yourselves. Genuinely pathetic behaviour. I expected better from the fandom I’ve called home for nearly 10 fucking years

[theribbonmarkedroom]

I’ll never get around to drawing/writing this BUT Hannibal Cutthroat Kitchen AU where Hannibal is the host and the contestants are unknowingly cooking people during those insane challenges. And Will goes undercover on the next season as a contestant bc he believes that TV personality Hannibal Lector is somehow behind the string of murders that have been going on in that area and the closest he can get to him is to become a contestant on the show. And Jack reluctantly pulls some strings to get Will on the show bc he wouldn’t Shut Up about it and it’s messing with how efficient he is at his job. The problem is Will actually has to compete and he sucks at cooking anything but fish dishes, but for some Mysterious Reason he keeps winning the challenges okay goodnight 💀

[lanternlightss]

nameless bard …

[galpalkirk]

okay but ttpd is the perfect loustat album

[edmundodiaz]

and the thing is i understand eddie, because who wouldn’t jump at the chance to experience a future that was snatched from your hands?

[wildsaltair]

[afieldinengland]

house of cards and its implication that the corridors and newspaper offices and bars and polling sites of early 1990s westminster were just thronging with beautiful and headstrong young women who were pedal to the metal determined to fuck francis ‘sexy seventy and severely bad news’ urquhart. or at least that they were home to two, anyway. so far. and if it had been me in their position, who knows? i might have done the same thing

[janamensch]

How do you make The Mire even creepier? You put ‘em in the ocean! Mermay Mire! Mermire?