#So this was the absolute worst

[kaasiand]

I wish we had every single game on DS

Not 3DS, just DS. Guys please stop tagging this as 3DS

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 9!! it's been too long i'm sorry

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

News spreads fast.

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[dreamsy990]

drew some of my fav ody designs! wasnt originally meant to be also replicating the styles but thats sort of just how my brain works. except i didnt copy the lineart styles of anyone here so its DEFINITELY a bit uncanny for a couple of these (LOOKING AT YOU QINNY IM SO SORRY) but whatever

the designs featured here (from left to right) belong to: me, @gigizetz, @neal-illustrator, @irunaki, @bigidiotenergytm, @qinnyanimation, and @foopsie-daisy

[whos-the-seme]

Someone should honestly write a "4 Times That Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu Accidentally Acted Like Partners (and 1 Time They Finally Realized It)" thing. That would be so fun.

Here's some of what I got so far, though they're a tad incomplete. Feel free to add on!!!

Sharing a Bed

Shen Qingqiu stumbled into the peak lord meeting right before the starting time, eyes barely even open. He was impeccably dressed, as always, but the slight puffiness of his eyes and the way he was fighting back a yawn signaled to the fact that he might have rolled out of bed barely 5 minutes before.

He ignored the stares that he received as he made his way over and slid into the seat next to Shang Qinghua, groaning. Shang Qinghua raised his eyebrow at him, mildly amused. For once, he was the slightly well-rested one and his friend was the sleep-deprived mess. Despite this, he started pouring a cup of tea for the other.

"Shen-shixiong, did you even sleep properly? You were the one who told me to go home and get more sleep." He finished pouring the tea and passed the cup to his friend, before pouring himself a cup.

Shen Qingqiu groaned even louder at his words but accepted the cup. "I know, I know. I just couldn't get to sleep, though." He took a small sip and sighed in delight. "It's just that your bed is so much more comfortable than mine, so--"

Shang Qinghua, midway through drinking his tea, choked.

Silence.

Absolute silence. Mu Qingfang slowly put down his brush while Qi Qingqi's eyes darted between Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu, a smile spreading on her face.

Shen Qingqiu's slowly turning cog wheels finally realizes what he just said and the people he just said it in front of. Shang Qinghua made a slight wheezing sound.

Yue Qingyuan set down his own teacup, smiling pleasantly. "Shang-shidi's bed?"

"His guest bed!" Shen Qingqiu nearly yells. "I meant to say his guest bed, obviously that's where I sleep when I stay over, where else would I sleep, of course! I sleep in the bed that is not his!"

Shang Qinghua begins to nod his head frantically. "Yes, yes, he sleeps in my guest bed." Noticing the still dangerous glint in Yue Qingyuan's eyes, he begins to wave his hands around as if trying to stave off his impending doom. "N-not that Shen Qingqiu sleeps over often, or anything, ahahaha! It's just a spare bed that I happen to have--"

"I see," Yue Qingyuan interrupts, still smiling. Never before has Shang Qinghua feared for his life like this. He continues cheerfully, "Thank you for the clarification. Why don't we get this meeting started."

2. Robe Mix-Up

Shit! Shen Qingqiu had completely forgotten that he had to teach a morning class and was running late. He might have had too much fun last night reading trashy novels and bitching about them with Shang Qinghua, only to forget his responsibilities to his students. Upon waking and realizing the sun was already up, he nearly shoved Shang Qinghua off the bed trying to get up.

In his hurry to look presentable and still arrive on time, Shen Qingqiu grabbed the nearest outer robe that he could find and slipped it on, while simultaneously trying to fix his hair. Shang Qinghua, the traitor, simply rolled over and muttered something in his sleep, despite the chaos. He rolled his eyes at his best friend, despite the other not being awake to see it.

Finally ready, Shen Qingqiu rushes out of his bamboo house and starts to speed-walk, doing his best to still look majestic and peak lord-like, and not like he was running late to his own class. In his hurry, he doesn't notice the wide-eyed looks he was garnering from the older disciples he passed.

It was only when he steps into the classroom, and the previously hushed whispers and laughter of the teens fall dead silent, that he notices that something is wrong. They all stare at him.

"Good morning, everyone," Shen Qingqiu says pleasantly. No response. What, did he have something on his face or something?? He discreetly wiped at his cheeks, wondering what they were looking at. "Did something happen?"

"Shizun... isn't that...?" Ming Fan hesitantly spoke up, eyeing the blue robes that his teacher was wearing.

Shen Qingqiu followed his disciple's line of sight and looked down.

Ah. An Ding Peak Lord Blue. He must have accidentally grabbed Shang Qinghua's robes when getting dressed this morning.

Wait.

Fuck.

Shen Qingqiu can feel his face freeze.

Another brave disciple spoke up. "A-are those Shang-shishu's--"

"No," Shen Qingqiu says. His eye began to switch.

"But--"

"I said no."

Unfortunately for him, word spread fast, and by midday meal, there were people whispering about the fact that Shen Qingqiu had left his residence wearing Shang Qinghua's robes.

Shang Qinghua tsk'd at him from over the tea table they were taking their lunch at on An Ding Peak. "You just had to take my robe, huh? If you wanted to wear my clothes so bad, you could have just asked." An Ding disciples gawked at them on their way to do errands. One walked into a wooden post.

Shen Qingqiu glared at him, ears still burning red from embarrassment. "Shut up, Qinghua."

[chrometheraptor]

do you guys see the vision.

[clairedaring]

Matthew...

DAREDEVIL Kinbaku | 2.05

[aardvaark]

i love how sophie’s priorities are pretty much the inverse of anyone else’s priorities. she’s oddly calm in life-or-death scenarios and mostly just seems annoyed when people are trying to kill her, but things like rain or bugs or the smell of hardison’s van are what really bothers her. like one time she takes revenge on eliot by straight up brainwashing him because he didn’t get rid of a cockroach that was grossing her out… this is a woman who has been shot before.

[pidgydraws]

IMO

i make a lot of very fluffy, sentimental, art~ but i need everyone to know just how much i fucking hate these two (adoringly. with all my heart.)

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[saphira-artandoc]

A champion's purpose

[gomzdrawfr]

Please tell me Ghost gets to pat a cat. He looks like he really wants to pat one, even if it's not Raven. 🥺

[context]

anon don't worry he'll get those pat, just...careful for what you wish for though

[sinlizards]

I WANT TO MAKE YOU AS LONELY AS ME

[merakiui]

AHHH BEING SEXUALLY BULLIED BY EELS FOR REFUSING TO SIGN AZUL’S CONTRACT 💖💖💖💖

ESPECIALLY IF UR A STUBBORN LITTLE THING WHO HAS TOO MUCH PRIDE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

VIBRATORS AND FINGERING AND EATING OUT 🙏

AFTER AWHILE AZUL JUST LEANING OVER CONTRACT IN HAND ASKING IF “perhaps you’ve changed ur mind due to…circumstances?”

AND WHEN U TELL HIM TO “G-GO ToO he-HELL”

HE JUST SMIRKS “perhaps another half an hour then?”

BEFORE 2 GRINNING EELS GO BACK TO MAKING U SCREAMMMMMM

ENOUGH IDEAS TO FANTASIES ABOUT FOR A MONTH 💖💖💖

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Quite literally tossing you to the eels. >:) and they know just how to make you squirm and squeal. They don’t even have to restrain you. They’re strong enough to manhandle you and it’s not like you can push them off. But then it’s also humiliating when, rather than continuing to shove at them, you grab at their shoulders and try to pull them closer. Your resolve melts away after a third orgasm and by then all you can really think about is how good it feels even though you really should try harder to remain in control of your wits. >_<

Long tongues poking and prodding at your deepest place, hands roaming your feverish body, Floyd’s mouth at your neck, his teeth scraping over your pulse….. not quite gnawing, but there’s enough pressure to feel the prominent points of his teeth. So close to drawing blood and you almost beg him to do so, but that would be falling right into Octavinelle’s slimy fins!!! >:( or Jade who presses the softest kisses down your stomach towards your sex, but he’s wearing such a sharp grin the whole time that you think he’s about to devour you. And devour he does when he forces your legs open and presses his face into your crotch, his tongue flicking out to taste you. Ravenous eel who won’t let you know a moment of peace. If they were underwater, you suspect it’d be even more torturous because then they wouldn’t need to pull away to breathe. At least you’re spared that…

And when they’ve finally exhausted your limits, you’re tacky and gross and covered in all kinds of fluids��some of them are your own and the others… those terrible eels!!!!! >:( so tired that you don’t even jerk away when Azul bends down to your height and lifts your chin, a gentle smile on his face as he offers you a soothing cup of tea and a warm bath, complete with a bed to sleep your aches off in (his bed, of course). All you need to do is sign this contract.

If you’re desperate for the aftercare promised to you by the conniving yet strangely sweet in a crooked way octopus, you’ll sign. What other choice do you have? The illusion of a free choice when in reality your hand has been forced nudged considerably.

[otto-doctavius]

“hey are you ok?” NO im thinking about how soft Logan was by the end of the film

[ive-fallen]

Watching Civil War again: I CANNOT HANDLE how Steve and Bucky fall into their pattern again so quickly. Literally they've just been making eye contact for 2 minutes, spoken maybe 20 words in total, and then special forces drops in and BOOM. IT'S LIKE NEITHER OF THEM EVER LEFT. IMMEDIATELY. it's so sudden and as a viewer you're like "oh noo Bucky doesn't recognize him" but Steve knows he does. And Bucky can't handle that he knows so much about this guy he seemingly just met. And then he probably is freaked tf out by the fact when they're attacked, he knows exactly what Steve will do and exactly how to work with him. LIKE SUBCONSCIOUS MEMORY IS SO POWERFUL AND THEY'RE SO SOULMATES THAT THEY JUST FALL BACK IN IMMEDIATELY. LIKE WHAT.