#I wish I was lying

[nobody-likes-my-fav-characters]

i just remembered that before i watched death note for the first time, i was under the impression that l and light were the same character. i thought light turned into l when he used the death note and was then called dark yagami.

[lucraven]

And so it ends ;-;

Exaggeration but I THREW those damn chopsticks I was hyped af

[weirdronpa]

Saimatsu!!!

Cute little Saimatsu art!! This took a while.. and this next little one took the most time ;)

You really thought it would be one simple ship post? I love the love triangle of these three 😈 Here's just Kaede and Shuichi for all you Saimatsu shippers

[scarlettjemily]

me: *getting a tattoo that says WHEELS UP*

tattoo artist: 'so what does wheels up mean?'

me: 'umm.. my favourite character in a tv show got kidnapped by a serial killer and the only way she could stay sane while she was getting tortured was to repeat wheels up...'

tattoo artist: ....

me: ....

tattoo artist: 'ok :)'

[djarinbabysnotes]

why did i think it was a good idea to rewatch x-men first class knowing that i am quite literally OVULATING

[castielsbees]

I cannot make this shit up oh my god.

so I was just at my best friend's house for a nice little cozy movie night together and we watched the austin butler elvis movie again (its so. good!!!) and as i'm driving home, i'm listening to a best of elvis playlist on spotify. I look at the time and no less than a SECOND after it turns. it turns midnight it turns nov. mmm it turns november fifth. can't help falling in love begins to play.

i almost crashed my car

anyways happy november 5th hellers

[maladaptivedaydreams-world]

The Batkids as ways my family have injured themselves, inspired by breaking my ankle a few days ago, only a week after my brother cut himself up on his skateboard:

Dick: broke his ankle and leg doing tricks on trampoline to impress the kid he was baby sitting. (It was a cool trick i swear but it wasn't worth 9 hours in the ER on Christmas Eve)

Tim: modified an electric skateboard and turned off speed limiter, was going way to fast when he caught air on a hill, ended up with 3rd degree burns on back and arm from the road and grazes on legs, arms and back.

Damian: put his arm through a window trying to murder his older brother. Forgot how many stiches maybe he shouldnt have been trying to murder his brother.

Jason: gave his little brother a pocket knife as a present. Got stabbed in the back over a rock, needed 6 stitches.

Steph: Broke their arm racing the others down a massive hill on childrens sit and scoot toys. (Look it up and tell me my family lacks critical thinking when you see it)

Cass: third degree burns on her feet when sparkler bomb they made using a coke can an spaklers exploded too close to her. (We put gun powder in it because we thought it would look cooler, unfortunately for my little sister)

Duke: found a rope tied up in a warehouse so him and his siblings where taking turns swinging from one pile of boxes to another, the rope snapped and he broke his ribs.

[morbidmorbid]

when i write something freaky i can NOT go back and read it. like i can read other ppls filth and i devour that shit. but not mine no thank u it’s so embarrassing

when i write those nasty daryl thoughts i do not look back just keep it pushing and post with my eyes closed

[boofindoopin]

(More real convos with my best fren)

Me: I’m using this necklace as a pendulum! What should I ask Thanatos first?

Bsf: DOES HE WEAR CARGO PANTS?

Me: *does the pendulum* yes!

Bsf: DOES HE LIKE SQUISHMALLOWS??

Me: … *does pendulum* no

Bsf: THANATOS I’LL FUCKING FIND YO-

ME: WOAH WOAH WOAH-

She isn’t allowed to be on call when I ask questions anymore

[snzluv3r]

Your sneezes are so overhyped, and we all know you’re lying about how often you sneeze and how much you’re allergic to

this made me giggle lol

[alaestor]

Al not smiling LITERALLY isn't smth I was prepared for 💀💀💀

Link to video: (around 0:12 - 0:13 mark, slow down vid to 0.25x)

PS: Before ya'll come at me, this is prolly, most likely just animation stuff... it's just so surreal to see at least ONE frame of him without a smile

[delirious-donna]

With the high of that lovely ask (thanks again Sav) comes the low of having my son ask me why I look pregnant.

Thanks kid, I love you too.

[sprunkxl]

"You're not ponyboy curtis!!" I literally almost got jumped after watching Spiderman across the spiderverse, I got 2 older brothers, and I survived my house exploding (ik the church didn't explode but what was left of my house was burning so it counts). Yall dont get him like I do.

[blkkizzat]

this yt man on hinge named ‘mystical love’ just called me “queen mother” told me I was “heavens gate” then to proceeded to tell me to have a good day and to “bless up”

Hell is HOT.

😭

[witski]

y’all moved on….im still here

[im-probably-playing-genshin]

throwback to the time someone on this app messaged me “hello” and their username was “letsfuckandsuck”

honestly threw me off a lil