#I wish I was lying

[nobody-likes-my-fav-characters]

i just remembered that before i watched death note for the first time, i was under the impression that l and light were the same character. i thought light turned into l when he used the death note and was then called dark yagami.

[lestatitties]

I don't know about you but they did brain tests on me to prove how different I am about Lestat de Lioncourt

[weirdronpa]

Saimatsu!!!

Cute little Saimatsu art!! This took a while.. and this next little one took the most time ;)

You really thought it would be one simple ship post? I love the love triangle of these three 😈 Here's just Kaede and Shuichi for all you Saimatsu shippers

[scarlettjemily]

me: *getting a tattoo that says WHEELS UP*

tattoo artist: 'so what does wheels up mean?'

me: 'umm.. my favourite character in a tv show got kidnapped by a serial killer and the only way she could stay sane while she was getting tortured was to repeat wheels up...'

tattoo artist: ....

me: ....

tattoo artist: 'ok :)'

[mollyrolls]

had a dream last night that i was in the plot of all's well that ends well with akaashi and akaashi was bertram and he hated me and i woke up with an awful stomachache from stress

[thevoidstaredback]

So, there's these wooden benches in this hallway, and one is right next to my usual spot. Well, I've been waiting for the edges to start splintering, and it finally happened: A splinter came up and stabbed me through my pants. It was a literal pain in my ass

[djarinbabysnotes]

why did i think it was a good idea to rewatch x-men first class knowing that i am quite literally OVULATING

[castielsbees]

I cannot make this shit up oh my god.

so I was just at my best friend's house for a nice little cozy movie night together and we watched the austin butler elvis movie again (its so. good!!!) and as i'm driving home, i'm listening to a best of elvis playlist on spotify. I look at the time and no less than a SECOND after it turns. it turns midnight it turns nov. mmm it turns november fifth. can't help falling in love begins to play.

i almost crashed my car

anyways happy november 5th hellers

[maladaptivedaydreams-world]

The Batkids as ways my family have injured themselves, inspired by breaking my ankle a few days ago, only a week after my brother cut himself up on his skateboard:

Dick: broke his ankle and leg doing tricks on trampoline to impress the kid he was baby sitting. (It was a cool trick i swear but it wasn't worth 9 hours in the ER on Christmas Eve)

Tim: modified an electric skateboard and turned off speed limiter, was going way to fast when he caught air on a hill, ended up with 3rd degree burns on back and arm from the road and grazes on legs, arms and back.

Damian: put his arm through a window trying to murder his older brother. Forgot how many stiches maybe he shouldnt have been trying to murder his brother.

Jason: gave his little brother a pocket knife as a present. Got stabbed in the back over a rock, needed 6 stitches.

Steph: Broke their arm racing the others down a massive hill on childrens sit and scoot toys. (Look it up and tell me my family lacks critical thinking when you see it)

Cass: third degree burns on her feet when sparkler bomb they made using a coke can an spaklers exploded too close to her. (We put gun powder in it because we thought it would look cooler, unfortunately for my little sister)

Duke: found a rope tied up in a warehouse so him and his siblings where taking turns swinging from one pile of boxes to another, the rope snapped and he broke his ribs.

[morbidmorbid]

when i write something freaky i can NOT go back and read it. like i can read other ppls filth and i devour that shit. but not mine no thank u it’s so embarrassing

when i write those nasty daryl thoughts i do not look back just keep it pushing and post with my eyes closed

[autisticlenaluthor]

when you get a feeding tube, nobody ever tells you that your body will periodically try to digest it. and when it can't-- the tube will start moving in and out of your abdomen and sometimes even do a little spin

[itskenickie]

the five curses of manhwa:

1) interesting fl, boring ml.

2) interesting ml, boring fl.

3) interesting plot, terrible characters.

4) breathtaking artwork, boring plot and terrible characters.

5) glorifying white beauty standards.

[boofindoopin]

(More real convos with my best fren)

Me: I’m using this necklace as a pendulum! What should I ask Thanatos first?

Bsf: DOES HE WEAR CARGO PANTS?

Me: *does the pendulum* yes!

Bsf: DOES HE LIKE SQUISHMALLOWS??

Me: … *does pendulum* no

Bsf: THANATOS I’LL FUCKING FIND YO-

ME: WOAH WOAH WOAH-

She isn’t allowed to be on call when I ask questions anymore

[snzluv3r]

Your sneezes are so overhyped, and we all know you’re lying about how often you sneeze and how much you’re allergic to

this made me giggle lol

[alaestor]

Al not smiling LITERALLY isn't smth I was prepared for 💀💀💀

Link to video: (around 0:12 - 0:13 mark, slow down vid to 0.25x)

PS: Before ya'll come at me, this is prolly, most likely just animation stuff... it's just so surreal to see at least ONE frame of him without a smile

[delirious-donna]

With the high of that lovely ask (thanks again Sav) comes the low of having my son ask me why I look pregnant.

Thanks kid, I love you too.