#I will not lie. it is wild.
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I'm always bewildered by fictional relationships where an ex is characterized in such a way that is clearly framed in a way that wants you to side with the POV character, but the circumstances are like, "Honestly, your ex is fully valid in this situation and I hope they find someone who deserves them because you sure didn't."
#call it the hallmark movie ex-bf effect lol#every time just. your bf has a shitty boss but overall is a really decent hardworking guy. I don't understand the problem#do you not also have a shitty boss? isn't that usually why you are in some random small town on christmas eve? cuz you're working?#I will not lie. it is wild.#like as someone who FULLY looked like the bitch in my primary breakup purely cuz I wasn't airing someone else's dirty laundry.#so I know there is some nuance.#but like. all things considered some writers REALLY want me to hate certain characters but like. don't do ANYTHING to convince me.#I'm like 'you are just making me loathe your main character. why are they such an unsympathetic jackass.'#I also like writing jackasses! but they have to be written as sympathetic or I will root against them!!!
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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obligatory beach divorce doodling
bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut
#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3#i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to#just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff#the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face#i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc#i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are#plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL#as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3#thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene#kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this#for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind#what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild#but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs#'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework
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my completely unbiased and purely objective ranking of the life series seasons
#in all seriousness i think debate around which season was the best is silly bc everyone is gonna have their preferences#at the end of the day theyre all good bc theyre all about close friends goofing around and getting to murder each other#and sometimes... building a car#but i cant lie. when gem is there my enjoyment of any video is boosted by at least 50%#life series smp#geminitay#trafficblr#wild life#traffic smp
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT
#uni talks about the universe#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#miles morales#gwen stacy#pavtir prabhakar#the spider kids DO NOT know how to lie#Jess: You know we can just teach them how to lie#Miguel: sorry no this is a canon event#Peter B: For once I agree every kid must suffer through this stage#Hobie seems like he’s immune to this#but he slipped up once and no one has ever been able to figure out what happened#there’s wild rumors going around that he will never confirm nor deny#side note Margo and Peni are also apart of the spider kids#this has nothing to do with the post I just see people leaving them out so I’m making this formal announcement to my two followers#originally I put how pav’s hair was giving him away but the scene with saving his girlfriend felt more accurate yknow?
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"CAN'T TRICK ME TWICE, HONEY!"
#oh Russell this is the most pathetic lie you've given us yet 😂😂😂#RUN OUT OF ACTORS????? be serious 🤭🤭#we're on the right path folks#it would be deeply funny if it actually went nowhere but i doubt that so much#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#susan twist#russell t davies#boom#the devil's chord#space babies#wild blue yonder#starleskatalks
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as much as I love the common "Tim worships/stalks Jason" trope in TimJay fanfiction because it's Good and making Tim a weird little freak is Fun, I think the underutilized dynamic is where Jason is the one weirdly obsessed with Tim and makes it Tim's problem.
Like, the moment Jason is confronted with the information that a third Robin exists, the first thing he does is cover his wall with pictures of Tim so he can just obsess and torture himself over it. That is the behavior of a man who is Unwell over Tim's existence and I love it.
red hood: lost days #4
And as much as a shitshow as The Titans Tower Incident™ is characterization-wise (though I think it has far more merit in depicting Jason's character than people give it credit for but I digress-) there's something very fun about the fact that even after kicking his ass, Jason respects Tim and is impressed by him.
teen titans (2003) #29
And on top of that, Jason can't seem to stop trying to ask Jason to Tim to work with him in some capacity.
robin (1993) #177
batman: battle for the cowl #2
While Battle for the Cowl is an exceptionally bad comic, especially for its characterization of Jason and the "be my Robin" bit is taken deeply out of context, I do think it's interesting how obsessed Jason is with believing that Tim is extremely competent, only held back by being "brainwashed by Bruce". (hence him leaving Tim for dead later on in the comic.) Jason seeing a darker side of Tim and wanting to bring that out of Tim, wanting to see what Tim could be if he let go of his loyalty to Bruce is so fun to me, tbh.
And in Robin #177, Jason seems genuinely upset Tim doesn't want to work with him. Jason sees such a raw potential in Tim and is obsessed with it, constantly wanting Tim to work for him and see Tim be the type of person Jason is. And despite Tim rejecting him, Jason doesn't shoot to kill Tim. I just cannot get over the fanfic potential of Jason obsessing over Tim, tracking him and seeing what he's capable of and what he could be capable of. Wanting to make Tim see things the way he does. To Tim it's corruption, to Jason it's freedom. Tim trying to 'save' Jason is fun and all, but Jason trying to corrupt Tim? That's even more fun to me. Watching that power struggle between them, Tim unable to get Jason off his heels as Jason gets more and more possessive and bold with each attempt.
And when Jason sees Tim successfully get Gotham back under control after a gang war, he's impressed. He praises Tim, even. And then Tim just. Breaks him out of prison.
robin (1993) #182
The way they're constantly trying to see something in the other that isn't there, hoping the other will come around? That is the most fucked up hate/love dynamic ever. Jason keeps coming back to Tim, keeps trying to find ways to get Tim onto his side. They're always chasing each other. And I think Jason would be the one to confess love first, the one to do anything to make Tim his. And when you consider after all of this, Tim has his Red Robin arc and is at his lowest, getting the closest he ever gets to considering murder? I think it'd be so fun to see Jason take advantage of that and worm his way back into Tim's life and finally push Tim over the edge.
#jaytim#timjay#tim drake x jason todd#jason todd x tim drake#batcest#necrotic festerings#for the record i could've continued showing examples if i delved into the new-52#but this is meant to be entirely a pre-flashpoint meta analysis of their dynamic#but in the new-52 jason explicitly says tim is the only member of the batfam he likes and they work together regularly#but new-52 also ate ass with tim's characterization so i cannot use it in good faith on this post.#my first tumblr meta on this blog and i'm feeling stressed about putting my thoughts in the open won't lie#one day i'll come back to the titans tower incident and expand on my thoughts on why it's not as bad as ppl make it out to be#dare i say. it's mostly in character for jason minus the ridiculous robin suit and some of his grandstanding#but that debate is for another day#fyi anyone can take this stuff as a prompt/inspo and run with it for fic pls go wild#someday i'll probably write my own take on it too
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my contribution to s3!!!!! happy pride month apple pie <3333
inspired by this one image i found!!!!
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#dndads s3#trudy trout#kelsey grammar#apple pie#apple pie dndads#should they be peach pie because trudy kidna looks like a peach or am i insnae#colros r kidna wild on this one… i did NOT know what i was doing!!!!!!#i am so sorry if the desings look aweird btwt i was makign them up as i went hasbdjsabd#trudy is looking respectfully (lie)
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make it WILD
(original ass caption, i know)
i may be a bit late to the fanart train but i just had to make something for my FAVORITE GUY THAT FINALLY WON THE LIFE SERIES WOOHOOOOOO ily joel smallishbeans
#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#smallishbeans fanart#wild life spoilers#wild life#life series#wild life fanart#life series fanart#mcyt#mcyt fanart#btw i kinda hate the way the red part turned out but also i kinda like it but also i kinda hate it#the rendering on yellow joel went kind of insane tho i cant even lie#pls dont let this flop sob sob#my art#hermitcrap art#ok bye
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an updated dumbass list for the people
the updated updated list
#mitch marner#auston matthews#toronto maple leafs#brock faber#matt boldy#minnesota wild#i am still unsure if there’s proof in bolds not knowing how to swim but it’s funny to spread this lie about him#connor dewar#matthew knies#connor bedard#chicago blackhawks#jack hughes#new jersey devils#kaiden guhle#montreal canadiens#max domi#nazem kadri#john tavares#jordan eberle#taylor hall#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks
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Guys y'know whats worse abt all the dog allegories that can be made w/ the shiny duo this session? Pearl had to communicate with soley body language and generally incomprehesible robo noises in the biggest bits of it towards Gem.
Like, like how dogs can only bark, whine and rely on body language to communicate to their owners. And how owners usually coo at their attempts then indulges them to what they think they want, like how Gem cooed, and when Pearl mistakenly looked towards Lizzie's base, Gem goes "Yeah yeah yeah, Lizzie, go on" to encourage to kill her.
I am clutching ur heads in my hands do you SEE THIS SHIT.
#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#gempearl#shiny duo#wild life smp#life series#I think I'm going insane#someone help#I think I need to go lie down#detoxify from too much toxic yuri#get my sanity back
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no wonder Nora never took her jacket off; RNJR would have never gotten anything done.
i like to think this happens in v4 because Ruby makes an offhand comment about Nora and Jaune not having guns as part of their kits. and Nora whips off her jacket and cries "guns? oh i've got guns! 😏" cue Jaune and Ren having a crisis. Ren is, to quote a friend, "experiencing emotions previously unknown, possibly shrimp ones".
redraw of this meme, because i wanted to draw best girl flexing and being admired, as she deserves.
renorarc et al. versions under the cut. :) image ID in alt text.
i don't have a twitter, so if you're inclined to share, please link back to this post rather than reposting it, thank you :')
#team jnpr#jnpr berries#jnpr#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#jaune arc#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby memes#kina draws#it was very difficult to get my art style to work with realistic proportions#but it was very fun!!#no armor/crown on pyrrha on purpose bc she's dead and i want her to REST without expectations#first time drawing jaune please have mercy on me#he did not have mercy on ME; he has so much armor#want to call this a doodle the way it's unshaded and monochrome-lined but i legally cannot because of how long it took me#anyways im a simple lesbian i see pretty lady flexin and i black out and draw blorbo#anyways i liked this enough to make it my header aksjskaksjsj wild
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lord Roz or something idk i don‘t watch ninjago
#me when i lie#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising season 2#lord ras#ninjago lord ras#rozzum unit 7134#the wild robot#the wild robot roz#roz#shitpost#ninjago shitpost#ras at shadow dojo#<since that is specifically where the screenshot is from
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Grian’s the kind of guy that when being chased slowly by an immortal snail with an insta-death touch, he says “let’s go into an enclosed space to look for a material that has about a 30% chance of actually being effective in murdering someone”.
In fact, he’s the kind of guy to do it Thrice (not for the same reasons, but the same premise) and almost die every time.
Edit: Actually, he’s done that Five times. The fourth time, he died😭 and yet still did it a fifth time
#life series#traffic smp#life series smp#wild life smp#wild life#grian#wild life grian#I have never been this stressed in the midst of a Grian episode#actually I lie#decked out is on top for most stressful to watch#but you get my point#he’s certainly something.#brushes with death in every moment
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my blog exists since January 2017 , as you can imagine I have been extremely excited and patiently waiting for 100K ( probably it's not going to happen this year lol ) losing hope ( to achieve it this year ) made me realize something : that I want to celebrate a random number 😌
I am grateful now the same way I will be grateful when I get 100K
I'm grateful for :
the artists getting inspired to what I post . I say thanks for allow my blog to be part of your artistic vision.
for everyone else I say thank you for allow this blog to be part of your self love journey
also if you don't have a personal reason , you just think fashion content is fun , I hope you're having fun like never before haha
so I want to send this message to y'all ( real ppl & bots 😭) : I recognize it's not always possible to allow our spirit and heart to take over when we create something , when we love someone , when we express ourselves , at the same time , I hope we all try our best to allow it when it's safe and possible
love y'all 💜
#i dont trust Tumblr to deliver real numbers anyway 😩#I'm not gonna lie ... from 2017 to 2024 its WILD#text
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