#I will have order

[leannlyre]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST TO GET THESE EQUIPMENT

[zololacan]

[lemme-just-oops]

Thank you for all your arcana twilight writings!

Can we get arcana twilight boys x isfj reader?

Alpheratz: You better begin relaxing before he puts sleeping spells on you. Being kind and loving is good and he loves it on you, but please know your physical limits. When he suspects that someone takes advantage of your kindness, he always tells you to set boundaries. And if you assure him that you are fine, you see the tension leave his shoulders. Stars, he prays you are right.

Arcturus: You two are most likely to infect each other with actions that help others. It might become a bet between the two of you, who can bring more good deeds to the world, and every time, Spica wins. You are each other's shoulder to cry on, because both of you have a different way to observe emotions. A way, most other people do not recognize, so it simply is easier to talk to each other than anyone else.

Pollux: Somehow, the two of you have this sixth sense for the other one's well being and it tends to creep others out. You fell down the stairs and he teleports to you with ice. His mood hangs low, so you text or call him, asking if he wants to talk. You may not be able to verbalize how you know it, but it is thanks to your observant behaviour. You realize the smallest changes in him, that he never consciously makes, and he appreciates that you often predict his mood changes before they happen. Rewards you with your favorite snacks. And since you always help him, he asks you to lean back and let him spoil you once in a while. He only caused one kitchen fire when trying to cook your favorite meal.

Sirius: If you ever humble yourself too much again, he is gonna pack that confidence in you in other ways. You are cool and admirable, treat yourself as such! Have you ever been slapped with so much kindness that you grow suspicious? Yeah, that is him right now. But he has no ulterior motive except to make you more confident and arrogant. You are the only one he ever compliments, and he does it in private, so no one ever gets jealous.

Spica: He also tends to refuse help or support, but he began working on it. He sees similar patterns in you and regularly asks if you need support. If you refuse, he will ask if you can work next to each other, because it feels less isolated. If you agree, you already have more support than you ever realize. Your snack drawer on the desk never seems to run out, he turns up your songs to help the two of you concentrate. Whatever it is, he got you. You may get a massage seat too.

Vega: He follows you and your principles to the end of the world. Who said you needed to defend the beauty of this world by yourself? This is not your burden, and he helps you where you can. Vega is amazing at catching glimpses of your greatest goals from even the shortest of talks, and decides to help you out. If you value animals, you may realize that a lot of endangered species begin to recover due to your and his efforts! If you value the environment, it can be annoying to work, but he always keeps a clear head and helps you gaze forward. Human rights? Please make sure to tell him that enslaving CEOs is not the right way to fight this.

[figofswords]

Dungeon food. Ahhhh, dungeon food!

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[uhzuku]

Cackling because I do. I remember that format...

NO YOU DON’T

[toorumlk]

the weasleys, circa 1995

[jedi-starbird]

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

[kitteecafe]

im so late to pride posting lmao

[archfey-edda]

Sentinel

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[evilwizard]

never has there been a series with more underutilized background lore than the Chronicles of Narnia. book one establishes that there exists a world-between-the-worlds, an infinite glade that can be accessed only via ancient Atlantean magic, fractaling in all directions with infinite crystal-clear pools of water representing the various dimensions of the multiverse—dimensions which contain realms of gods and technology, and magic of various types, and different magical systems for each dimension, and dead worlds, and worlds that have not yet sprung to life, and a million other wonders. book two has a talking beaver

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur is THRILLED that I have mono! her favourite thing in the world is napping with me

[hinamie]

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