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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST TO GET THESE EQUIPMENT
#touchstarved game#kuras#vere#regrets drawing vere on fours bc i cant find place to draw his hair#i will have order#my art
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines
#my stuff#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#stanley pines#spoiler: he does revive stanley in the end. after a lot of “hiccups”.#or maybe he doesn't... you'll never know... unless i draw it#anyways you're gonna have to piece these drawings together into a time line yourself. god knows i'm not drawing them in order#frankenghost au
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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Now the ash dances with the snow....
Lil winter dragon stickers ♡
#PLS NOTE!!! I'll be out of the country for several months soon - I'll be closing the shop in February-ish due to that#so get em before then if you'd like some :DD#thank you for all the orders already-- im so happy people have been enjoying the ittybitty seasonal dragons....#i want to do spring theme too but... i might still be overseas by the time spring ends >.>#oh well... maybe i just make em very belated then? we'll see#dragons#dragon art#winter#fantasy art#fantasy illustration#dragon#fantasy creatures#inks#artists on tumblr#art#holly berries#books#fantasy books#bookwyrm#stickers#shop
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Dungeon food. Ahhhh, dungeon food!
#this is a print for a con this weekend which I absolutely speedran do I could order it at the last possible minute#which is. very in character for me unfortunately. but I wanted to have a dunmesh print to sell#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#laios touden#marcille donato#senshi of izganda#chilchuk tims#izutsumi#winged lion#dungeon meshi fanart#pen doodles
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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the weasleys, circa 1995
#harry potter#the weasleys#weasley family#the burrow#ron weasley#ginny weasley#fred weasley#george weasley#percy weasley#charlie weasley#bill weasley#hermione granger#molly weasley#arthur weasley#harry potter and the order of the phoenix#harry potter fanart#harry potter art#hp fanart#golden trio#the golden trio#harry an orphan hermione a muggleborn only child 11 year old ron: i have enough family for all 3 of us!#romione#the weasley family#my art#artists on tumblr#character design#illustration#i loved working on this#like that’s familia#crookshanks
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Cackling because I do. I remember that format...
NO YOU DON’T
#SILENCEEEEEE#SILENCE IN THE COURT#I WILL HAVE ORDER#U DON’T REMEMBER NOTHING#SHHHHH#cas has mail !!#USER ID: guest ..!
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Zack and Cody (2005)
#this has to have been done before#the joke is just too obvious#commander cody#cody is friend shaped#is this codywan? kinda#but like canon codywan which makes me sad and usually one of them is not pictured#my art#my comic#digital art#fanart#star wars fanart#star wars#revenge of the sith#meme redraw#meme#palpatine#zack and cody#i still cant believe zack and cody came out the same year as revenge of the sith it's just too perfect#sheev palpatine#darth sidious#order 66#o66
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He’s shy
#my art#Batman#Cassandra Cain#Bruce voice: I have a mission for you. accompany me to the nearest rite aid to buy last minute black eye shadow because ordering online#takes a minimum of one day delivery. I need it for patrol tonight#next we go to ktown to see the chiikawa collab in civilian wear. this is very important and an urgent mission
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“A thousand generations serve to praise…”
#listening to the 1996 ending and getting emotional at the last line#thinkin bout how even literally thousands of generations later we’re still making new adaptations of this guy#and still talking about everyone’s favorite lil monkey guy#and after all - isn’t that true immortality?#sun wukong#jttw sun wukong#journey to the west 1986#journey to the west 1996#havoc in heaven#monkey king#monkey king reborn#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk fanart#digital art#my art#journey to the west#I’ve been wanting to make a piece like this for a while#thank god for the symmetry tool…#I’ve been really locked into work lately so this was a relaxation piece#my only regret is that I didn’t have enough stamina to shade it#but I still like the vibrant colors a lot so it’s cool 👍#I ordered it by timeline#some of my favorite Wukongs :)
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alright, this one's a little more silly
#this chapbook needs 15 poems#I have 11 finished 😤#and they're in narrative order! so the first poem (this) comes before Belphie's birth#and then we go through him falling sick#and RECOVERING!!! 💃#I'm a little unsure if this one's as strong though.....I feel like the best ones are in the middle of the book#(which is bad if I'm trying to sell it to a publisher bc they might just stop reading)#belphegor
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Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him
Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.
Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!
Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.
Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?
Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.
#Anakin once Byla starts dating: oh thank Force Aayla you're the only bitch in this temple I can trust here have a friendship bracelet#Anakin has accepted that everyone wants his Master carnally but why must they involve HIM in the process???#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#jedi order#star wars
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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