#I wasn't high

[beeh0n3y]

I am blob.

Blob no like Bluuber.

But Blubber love Blob.

But Blob is gay.

And Blubber knows this.

But Blubber is also man.

And happily ever after.

[troblsomtwins829]

Had the worst idea

Some background, I've been helping unload the truck because we don't have a new receiving lead yet. I was taking boxes off the conveyer and saw one i thought was labeled "Primo" Brain then remembered the scene where you deliver the Eco shipment to Krew in Renegade. Where he threatens that, should it have been damaged or lost, he'd be forced to collect....slowly....

Almost instantly, some random thought bursts in "But I've already paid off more than half!"

"But there's an interest, isn't there....your parents should have thought of that before they borrowed so much, hmm?"

So now this is happening.

More to come.

[batteriesoveralltime]

i have now realized this

pikmin are just humanoid plant ants, olimar is the queen

[fawnave]

happy pride to clare devlin, the wee lesbian 🫶

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[egophiliac]

So you know of other fairytale-theme school medias?

oh yeah, there's a few! the one I was thinking of specifically was Ever After High; I was mostly into the dolls, but I also really liked the webseries and the Shannon Hale novels! Apple was my definitely my favorite. 🍎

[glittersploots]

when you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around / did i ever make a sound?

[youre-not-a-cat-youre-a-rat]

The Baron Possession Card in Episode 12 of Fantasy High Junior Year (as read on Adventuring Party by Brennan):

"You thought you heard someone laughing. Roll a d20. The result doesn't matter. Your character has been trapped on the other side of the mirror and you're replaced by Baron from the Baronies.

You are now playing Baron disguised as your character and using your character's abilities. Baron is a naughty little freak who will wait until a scary moment to attack the party in a horrifying and freaky way. Baron can perfectly imitate your regular PC until it is time to strike and reveal themself."

Siobhan misremembered the card as reading, "Baron is a stinky little shit."

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Kiss Kiss Fall From Heaven ~

@biboomerangboi your tag on my last picture opened my third eye, Xie Lian literally starts the series off by accidentally breaking shit and getting himself into ridiculous debt where's my Ouran High School au???? guys??????

[vcrnons]

" HEY, IS THAT ME? IS THAT ME? "

[zephyrchama]

Barbatos with a purse. He's always got everything you need any time you go out together.

You need a pen? No problem. What color? Or would you prefer a pencil?

You need a phone charger? Don't worry. He has a phone charger and a portable battery pack.

Snacks? He has sweet, savory, salty, and sour. Please, take your pick.

Tissues, wipes, an umbrella. All kinds of medicine. A picnic blanket, another bag, a pair of binoculars. Spare clothes and a sewing kit. A knife and several glowing stones that give you goosebumps. A vial of mysterious bubbling liquid. Breath mints. Hand soap in eight different scents.

The purse isn't even that big and yet he manages to fit so much in it, all meticulously organized to provide what you need in seconds.

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

Gorgug can have two weird undefined situationships as a treat

[violetscanfly]

How has it been almost a month since I posted oops, have a Hange doodle dump with one (1) Levi and a sneak peek to something I've been working on for a while now :D

>:)

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts - Hollow Bastion

[bidonicart]

I made an illustration (well several in one) for my current favorite prestige drama, @jilldrawblog's MGS fic House On Fire. Go read it! It's about Kaz's divorce from the point of view of his wife :)

[too-many-lavellans]

Finding my way around my new warden, Emyr + some Zevran practice because... y'know 😏