#I wasn't high

[beeh0n3y]

I am blob.

Blob no like Bluuber.

But Blubber love Blob.

But Blob is gay.

And Blubber knows this.

But Blubber is also man.

And happily ever after.

[troblsomtwins829]

Had the worst idea

Some background, I've been helping unload the truck because we don't have a new receiving lead yet. I was taking boxes off the conveyer and saw one i thought was labeled "Primo" Brain then remembered the scene where you deliver the Eco shipment to Krew in Renegade. Where he threatens that, should it have been damaged or lost, he'd be forced to collect....slowly....

Almost instantly, some random thought bursts in "But I've already paid off more than half!"

"But there's an interest, isn't there....your parents should have thought of that before they borrowed so much, hmm?"

So now this is happening.

More to come.

[batteriesoveralltime]

i have now realized this

pikmin are just humanoid plant ants, olimar is the queen

[fawnave]

happy pride to clare devlin, the wee lesbian 🫶

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[egophiliac]

So you know of other fairytale-theme school medias?

oh yeah, there's a few! the one I was thinking of specifically was Ever After High; I was mostly into the dolls, but I also really liked the webseries and the Shannon Hale novels! Apple was my definitely my favorite. 🍎

[earlymodernlesbian]

the Jewish high holidays are coming up soon!!!!

goyim, these are days to avoid scheduling important events, meetings, etc:

Rosh Hashanah - evening of Wednesday, October 2nd - evening of Thursday, October 3rd (& some Jews will continue observing for an additional day, through the evening of Friday, October 4th)

Yom Kippur - evening of Friday, October 11th - evening of Saturday, October 12th

Jews, you do you and obviously your safety is paramount, but I really strongly recommend TAKING THESE DAYS OFF WORK even if you don't consider yourself particularly observant, even if you won't be spending the day in synagogue, even if you aren't fasting. Most Christians* don't go to work on Christmas even if they aren't going to church that day and are just having a secular celebration at home with family. Holidays mean different things to different people, but especially if your workplace has a policy supporting religious holiday observance, USE YOUR DAYS without guilt. Know that it actually makes it EASIER for other Jews when you do so, because it helps to prevent the whole conversation with a boss of "well that guy is Jewish and he said he doesn't need the day off because he's just going to go to evening services."

yes it sucks SO hard if you are in a type of job where you are put in a position where you are forced to use PTO or just lose pay for something that people of other religions get for free -- i'm more speaking to people who work in offices or similar type of jobs* where they may have holiday time off as a DEI initiative but feel guilty using it because i have been there!!!!! last year i was the only jew at my workplace who took off for yom kippur even though it was paid because the other jews said they didn't feel jewish enough to do it and they had a meeting that day!!!!!!

*obviously if you are an ER surgeon or something like that, YMMV here

[glittersploots]

when you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around / did i ever make a sound?

[youre-not-a-cat-youre-a-rat]

The Baron Possession Card in Episode 12 of Fantasy High Junior Year (as read on Adventuring Party by Brennan):

"You thought you heard someone laughing. Roll a d20. The result doesn't matter. Your character has been trapped on the other side of the mirror and you're replaced by Baron from the Baronies.

You are now playing Baron disguised as your character and using your character's abilities. Baron is a naughty little freak who will wait until a scary moment to attack the party in a horrifying and freaky way. Baron can perfectly imitate your regular PC until it is time to strike and reveal themself."

Siobhan misremembered the card as reading, "Baron is a stinky little shit."

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Kiss Kiss Fall From Heaven ~

@biboomerangboi your tag on my last picture opened my third eye, Xie Lian literally starts the series off by accidentally breaking shit and getting himself into ridiculous debt where's my Ouran High School au???? guys??????

[vcrnons]

" HEY, IS THAT ME? IS THAT ME? "

[zephyrchama]

Barbatos with a purse. He's always got everything you need any time you go out together.

You need a pen? No problem. What color? Or would you prefer a pencil?

You need a phone charger? Don't worry. He has a phone charger and a portable battery pack.

Snacks? He has sweet, savory, salty, and sour. Please, take your pick.

Tissues, wipes, an umbrella. All kinds of medicine. A picnic blanket, another bag, a pair of binoculars. Spare clothes and a sewing kit. A knife and several glowing stones that give you goosebumps. A vial of mysterious bubbling liquid. Breath mints. Hand soap in eight different scents.

The purse isn't even that big and yet he manages to fit so much in it, all meticulously organized to provide what you need in seconds.

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

Gorgug can have two weird undefined situationships as a treat

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts - Hollow Bastion

[bidonicart]

I made an illustration (well several in one) for my current favorite prestige drama, @jilldrawblog's MGS fic House On Fire. Go read it! It's about Kaz's divorce from the point of view of his wife :)

[too-many-lavellans]

Finding my way around my new warden, Emyr + some Zevran practice because... y'know 😏