#I was insane

[cowboygideon]

btw, if you ever see a picture/gif of two men kissing on pinterest and you're thinking, "hello where is this from??" there is about an 85% chance that it is from one of the SKAMs. that show is plaguing me. it's following me around. just when I think I'm free, I see another picture of two men kissing on pinterest

[jamandjazz]

Guys who on earth is crazy enough to annotate fics they like?? Not me. Kicks me starting Hail Mary under my bed

[alohaasaloevera]

SHIT I’M GOING DOWN THE JAITH RABBITHOLE AGAIN NOW I HAVE TO DO THAT PHASE WHERE I RUIN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY KLANCE AUS AND MAKE KEITH CHEAT ON LANCE WITH JAMES FOR EXTRA ANGST AGAIN

It is completely fine though. I’m fine with multishipping. a-okay.

[zombirps]

Me: Haha yeah, I been fantrolling on and off for a long time

Them: Oh really? How long?

Me: lets just say I used to write smut on one of THESE bad boys

[test4cab-yuri]

Okay, but, force feeding whump?

Literally, i cannot elaborate bcs i dont know HOW. BUT. FORCE. FEEDING. WHUMP. i barely see stuff likke that im sry and i have no idea how to write shit like that im sory BUT. force feeding whump. This is a calling.

[bunny-heels]

Small portion of Alan Wake 2 screenshots I took

[marsneedstherapy]

I used to read ao3 almost exclusively on my kindle for like 2 years, and I wrote it on my kindle too-

[prettybabytattoos]

how it feels looking at all the shit u got during ur obsession that u don't even like no more

[wormteeth2004]

context: my mom's facebook post. i was 5

[fairyflowerss]

I crawled my way out of my 2021 DSMP phase all bloody and scratched up just for the devil himself to say something about it and all of a sudden I remember everything

[chrollogy]

marena when i catch you .

[timdrakesstaff]

Sometimes I think about that one time my queue got up to 600 something and was posting 25-50times a day

[jack-the-killler]

✱STORYTIME WITH JACK✱

✱ SO WHEN I WAS LIKE..IN 3RD GRADE, MY HALLUCINATIONS WERE A BITCH...AND I MEAN A REAL BITCH. ANYWAY, MY MOM AND MY SISTER HAD TO GO SOMEHWERE, YADA YADA YADA...BUNCH OF BULLSHIT..YAP YAP YAP. MY MOM KEPT INSISITING THAT I SHOULD GO WITH THEM BECAUSE SHE DID NOT THINK I WAS "MATURE ENOUGH" TO BE ALONE.. FUNNY RIGHT? SO BEING THE PRETENTIOUS 3RD GRADER THAT I WAS, I WANTED TO STAY HOME ALONE TO PROVE THAT IM A BIG BOY. LET'S JUST SAY...MY MIND WASN'T REALLY FEELIN' THAT.

✱ SO WHILE THEY WERE OUT, I WAS JUST CHILLIN' UNTIL I LOOK OVER AND SEE THIS DARK FIGURE, NOW THIS USUALLY HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME...IT STILL DOES, BUT IT USUALLY GOES AWAY AFTER A COUPLE OF SECONDS...BUT THIS TIME, IT DIDN'T. NOW I STARTED GETTING SCARED SO I BLINKED A COUPLE OF TIMES AND PRAYED THAT THE FIGURE WOULD GO AWAY.. I GUESS THAT BITCH WANTED TO HAVE A TEA PARTY BECAUSE IT JUST GOT CLOSER AND CLOSER.

✱ NOW I PULLED THE ICONIC PUSSY MOVE AND HID UNDER THE COVERS, BUT EVEN AFTER I PEEKED THROUGH THE SMALLL GAP IN THE COVER, IT WAS STILL THERE. SO MY NEXT MOVE WAS A REAL BALLER MOVE...

✱ I SCREAMED AND CRIED LIKE A LIL' BITCH BOY UNTIL MY SIS AND MA CAME BACK. I GUESS THE FIGURE WENT BY THE WHOLE "TWO IS COMPANY, THREE IS A CROWD" SHIT AND WENT AWAY. WHEN I TOLD MY MA WHAT HAPPENED, SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE HAMMER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE TOOK ME FOR, I WASN'T THOR, BUT LONG STORY SHORT, HALLUCINATIONS CAN BE A REAL BITCH AND HAVE YOU CRYING IN THE COVERS LIKE A GIRL AFTER A BAD BREAKUP.

✱ I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS SO GULLIBLE TO THINK THAT THIS SHIT WASN'T GONNA HAVE ANY IMPACT ON ME IN THE FUTURE, BUT HEY I DID BELIEVE IN MYSTICAL CREATURES, SO I SHOULDN'T GIVE MY YOUNGER SELF A HARD TIME.

✱ THAT'S ALL FOR THIS STORY TIME FELLAS, IDK IF YOU LIKED THIS, BUT IF YOU DID, PLEASE TELL ME, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT MORE INTERESTING STORIES THAT I WANT TO SHARE. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK, ILL SEE YALL LATER.

[the-chaotic-snek]

i call upon the sages of tumblr to recommend me new Uquizes. please cook

[gorillaxyz]

JAW DROP