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akilah12902 · 10 days ago

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I love you too, Alex.

Today in fuck you various editions of books:

America, not all love has to be sexual. Put Yassen telling Alex outright that he loves him BACK IN I SWEAR—

#Alex Rider #Eagle Strike #Yassen Gregorovich #and yet horowitz is the original no homo for Yassen and John #I was expecting that though #also really? really?#did the US editor think that readers would be too stupid #to realize that the prologue was about Yassen and John #unless they specifically also mentioned the location?

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dyke-ass-fujoshi · 6 months ago

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How I found out about trump getting shot

#donald trump #us politics #its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment #imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways #thanks ao3 author #archive of our own #trump #ao3 #history #archiveofourown #fanfiction #joe biden #politics #funny

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voiddemon · 7 months ago

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not to be annoying but i don't see like any aseuxal/aro rep in most pride month posts so remember to pour one out for the homies

#asexual #aromantic #i guess #idk it is disheartening though i know we get under represented so it's to be expected #i'm not aro but i'm throwin it in since aros and aces are brothers in arms #pride month #aroace

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kamabokobun · 4 months ago

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[old art] SM PMD au refs part 2: Lillie & Gladion

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #lillie #gladion #eevee #I still think these two’s designs came out better than expected. even almost a year l8r #I might redraw them someday though #SM PMD AU

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #vanessa fnaf #fnaf vanny #fredbear #fnaf 4 #security breach #fazbear entertainment #fnaf fanart #literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA #IDK if you guys know this #In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83 #is literally Fredbear eating burgers #it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch #they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy #which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment #Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back #Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like #one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era #you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck #truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great #sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery

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broh3m3 · 9 months ago

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Kalim's tsum vignette was fun (I lost my mind multiple times)

#the camera zooming in on jamil not once but twice during part 3 had me crying afksfjkgks why are they like this #jamil viper #kalim al asim #twst #twisted wonderland #scarabia #brohemeart #it was cute seeing them on the same page about the baby birds though; i wasnt expecting to be so endeared to this vignette #collecting their sentimental lines like pretty rocks

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idolomantises · 1 month ago

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I was just complaining about Dandadan fans being weirdly against shipping but after seeing the BNHA fandom's behavior uh. i get it now.

#bnha spoilers /#i though it was kind of a joke that bakudeku shippers were delusional but i did not know they were that serious goddamn #accusing horikoshi of 'ruining ochako's development' and 'only making it canon to appease the dudebros'#do... do bkdk's realize they also engaged in bullying and online harassment?#and horikoshi has been hinting at deku and ochako's relationship since the start #i'm not really going to be like 'oh why would deku fall for his bully' since horikoshi weirdly makes deku a little too forgiving imo #its just more like. nothing those two have done together indicates romance. it indicates a genuine platonic bond but not romance #also. do people know they can just. ship noncanon ships? you mean to tell me yall were shipping bakudeku EXPECTING IT to be canon????

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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hawberries · 5 months ago

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emilie cultivars

#her design was REALLY close to something i could wholeheartedly adore #though it looks better in-game than in the splash art! i've been liking it more than i expected #gensh design language is like. so funny sometimes.#anyway.#i have been REALLY enjoying emilie i am very happy i pulled her ^_^#genshin impact #emilie

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #leona: (devises an actually somewhat clever plan to take out the staff-puppets without breaking any rules)#leona: (taken out two seconds later because he sat down in the wrong place)#at this point i'm half expecting the ssr boys to actually bust in with a big sandwich platter or something #a cake with 'please don't kidnap people :)' written on it in shaky icing #kalim isn't good at plans but he DOES throw a good shindig and by god he's going to play to his strengths #also IT WASN'T SHINY TICKETS IT WAS GIDEL?!#MY BOY #MY BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL FELINE BOY #i mean i'm assuming at this point but that seems to be the implication #genuinely kind of shocked that they actually WERE being magicked into being extra gullible #it was ✨foreshadowing✨ all along...#the blot though! what about the blot!#is that going to be an issue or are we going to have enough to deal with already!#i have rocketed from 'i find these villains entertaining' to 'i am suddenly incredibly invested in them as characters'#LOOK there is one thing better than characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships #and that is characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships but TWIST IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THINK #nyeeheeheeeeeee

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alpacahat67 · 1 year ago

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the idea of gay dads post-nimona movie ending is so funny to me because imagine you're ambrosius and you and your husband adopted this little shapeshifter that just found your husband one day and your child looks at you and tells you that she had a baby gay relationship with your great-great-great-great-great-etc-grandmother about a thousand years ago like id be so distraught /hj

#nimona #nimona film #nimona netflix #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #ambrosius being a direct descendent of gloreth was something i wasnt expecting #i love it though tbh #the parallels between bal + ambrosius and nimona + gloreth make me cry #bcuz nimona and ballister are so much more alike than either of them would think #and the whole ambrosius/gloreth always being in the light and ballister/nimona always being in the dark #UGHHHHH i love this movie so much

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puppyeared · 2 months ago

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