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akilah12902 · 2 months ago

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I love you too, Alex.

Today in fuck you various editions of books:

America, not all love has to be sexual. Put Yassen telling Alex outright that he loves him BACK IN I SWEAR—

#Alex Rider #Eagle Strike #Yassen Gregorovich #and yet horowitz is the original no homo for Yassen and John #I was expecting that though #also really? really?#did the US editor think that readers would be too stupid #to realize that the prologue was about Yassen and John #unless they specifically also mentioned the location?

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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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proletariat-of-sex · 7 months ago

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How I found out about trump getting shot

#donald trump #us politics #its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment #imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways #thanks ao3 author #archive of our own #trump #ao3 #history #archiveofourown #fanfiction #joe biden #politics #funny

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prlssprfctn · 12 days ago

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I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.

#you all don't understand how devastating it is to die like a kid and be back to everyone moving on and expecting you to run with them #when you are just learning to pace #no one give him time to come to his senses #and no one spoke with him about it #just how much derealisation it could bring #do you think jason sometimes still feels like he is a kid despite being so tall and strong #like he realises that he doesn't look like kid but in his mind everyone sees him like one #even though they never treat him like one #DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN #— lie's rambling #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne

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voiddemon · 8 months ago

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not to be annoying but i don't see like any aseuxal/aro rep in most pride month posts so remember to pour one out for the homies

#asexual #aromantic #i guess #idk it is disheartening though i know we get under represented so it's to be expected #i'm not aro but i'm throwin it in since aros and aces are brothers in arms #pride month #aroace

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kamabokobun · 5 months ago

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[old art] SM PMD au refs part 2: Lillie & Gladion

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #lillie #gladion #eevee #I still think these two’s designs came out better than expected. even almost a year l8r #I might redraw them someday though #SM PMD AU

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #vanessa fnaf #fnaf vanny #fredbear #fnaf 4 #security breach #fazbear entertainment #fnaf fanart #literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA #IDK if you guys know this #In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83 #is literally Fredbear eating burgers #it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch #they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy #which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment #Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back #Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like #one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era #you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck #truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great #sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery

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salmonlyster · 27 days ago

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...THEY CAME FROM OUTER JERSEY!

#my art #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr fanart #mikey way #i saw someone else draw this i thin k but this magazine appearance has been eating me alive. i needed t o draw it #im so sick rn idk if you can see the file name but its something like mikkeeeyyyyyy im so sickkkkk mikeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy #also please dont expect tons of mcr art from me i can only draw mikey Okay. everyone else is too hard to draw. mikey is just shapes though #done rambling in my tags seeeee eyouuuuuuu later OU WAIT #im working on lps customs of kobra kid party poison and revenge frank rn #might post those =D #ok bye

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broh3m3 · 10 months ago

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Kalim's tsum vignette was fun (I lost my mind multiple times)

#the camera zooming in on jamil not once but twice during part 3 had me crying afksfjkgks why are they like this #jamil viper #kalim al asim #twst #twisted wonderland #scarabia #brohemeart #it was cute seeing them on the same page about the baby birds though; i wasnt expecting to be so endeared to this vignette #collecting their sentimental lines like pretty rocks

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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I know we're not on the Hearts chapter but, I have a feeling the SSR will be Cater? But also him having the tear animation, since I have a feeling his dream will be a bit like Ruggie's q-q

I'm leaning towards either Cater or Ace, personally! Trey and Deuce have kinda already had their character arcs -- though someone else did mention to me that they thought it might be Trey, because so far all the vices have gotten one. though that might just be coincidence. we'll find out I guess!

my red-string-on-corkboard theory is that Ace is gonna get his arc + UM during whatever goes down with Grim, so while I could be completely wrong, I think it'd be nice if it were Cater's time to shine! ...also I am VERY curious as to what his dream is gonna be. 👀 like, I don't think he's gonna be all angsty or anything, he's a pretty cheery guy even though he pretends to be more vapid than he is, but...what would he be like if he were less. y'know.

(also I kind of want him to get the focus just because I think it'd be a shame if all he got was a super-quick 'oh his dream is to have a billion followers or whatever, now let's go on to the next person'. c'mon Twst. give him some love.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #this is only speculation but i'm gonna put the chapter tags in anyway just in case #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #i have seen people bring up the possibility of pre-canon deuce and i do think he would be visually different enough #but i think that would have to be like...a rook situation where it's a byproduct of whatever his actual wish was #because i don't think his dream would be to go back to that #buuuuuuut i dunno! they've been throwing some unexpected stuff at us so i'm trying not to form really solid expectations or anything #i do think the hearts dreams are gonna have to be a little rushed just cause there's four of 'em to get through :(#and while it would've been really nice to get in-depth dreams for everyone #episode 7 is already ridiculously long as it is #here's hoping the every-two-months holds though and we don't have to wait too long to find out :')

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idolomantises · 2 months ago

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I was just complaining about Dandadan fans being weirdly against shipping but after seeing the BNHA fandom's behavior uh. i get it now.

#bnha spoilers /#i though it was kind of a joke that bakudeku shippers were delusional but i did not know they were that serious goddamn #accusing horikoshi of 'ruining ochako's development' and 'only making it canon to appease the dudebros'#do... do bkdk's realize they also engaged in bullying and online harassment?#and horikoshi has been hinting at deku and ochako's relationship since the start #i'm not really going to be like 'oh why would deku fall for his bully' since horikoshi weirdly makes deku a little too forgiving imo #its just more like. nothing those two have done together indicates romance. it indicates a genuine platonic bond but not romance #also. do people know they can just. ship noncanon ships? you mean to tell me yall were shipping bakudeku EXPECTING IT to be canon????

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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itscosmicnerd · 7 months ago

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Chant I in a nutshell…

(OG meme under the cut!)

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hawberries · 6 months ago

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emilie cultivars

#her design was REALLY close to something i could wholeheartedly adore #though it looks better in-game than in the splash art! i've been liking it more than i expected #gensh design language is like. so funny sometimes.#anyway.#i have been REALLY enjoying emilie i am very happy i pulled her ^_^#genshin impact #emilie

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alpacahat67 · 2 years ago

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the idea of gay dads post-nimona movie ending is so funny to me because imagine you're ambrosius and you and your husband adopted this little shapeshifter that just found your husband one day and your child looks at you and tells you that she had a baby gay relationship with your great-great-great-great-great-etc-grandmother about a thousand years ago like id be so distraught /hj

#nimona #nimona film #nimona netflix #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #ambrosius being a direct descendent of gloreth was something i wasnt expecting #i love it though tbh #the parallels between bal + ambrosius and nimona + gloreth make me cry #bcuz nimona and ballister are so much more alike than either of them would think #and the whole ambrosius/gloreth always being in the light and ballister/nimona always being in the dark #UGHHHHH i love this movie so much

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puppppppppy · 3 months ago

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so fucking normal abt this cat

#I WAS DOING IT FOR GIGGLES BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME TO ME WHEN I DO THAT 😭😭😭#like I have to crouch and clap my hands and hold them out like ‘here boy!!! come here!!! 😊’ like with a dog #what makes this funnier is if I try this with my grandmas dog he ignores me so I really didn’t expect it to work #multiple times on top of that. my good precious boy my handsome boy #he was annoying Joey again by the side of the house so my mom went to break up the fight #the minute he saw her he ran to her even though he’s probably the one that started it lmao #he likes playing with the little rubber ducky in the backyard and rubbing his face on the screen door #Swiper #diary #doodles #sona #puppysona

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