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ACOTAR x ToG crossover dream #1

the scene was set in Miryam and Drakon’s island, Cretea. the annual flying race is about to commence. and guess what who the mystery competitor is? a certain fair haired fae with eyes of turquoise ringed with gold and a soul of burning flames

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ACOTAR

have you read every single book of acotar and tog sooo many times that the two worlds have mixed together and now you get really interesting crossover dreams? or is it just me?

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Diary entry: July 4, 2021

The sun was the usual grey shade today, casting no light to the ever dying plants.

The rose that I spent hours labouring over, watering every few hours, treating it with artificial UV rays, pressing eggshells in the soil, has died.

The dogs call out day till night but there is no one there to feed them.

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ACOTAR and ToG

I don't approve of reviews and comments that say the SJMass' work is not smart, or too childish, or overdramatic and that the characters are unrealistic.

No matter what the official genre and age recommendation of her novels are, they are targeted at a young, female audience in general. So of course, the content is wishful and not something serious adults will relate to.

You can't order a vegan sandwich and then complain why it doesn't have chicken (ʘᴗʘ✿)

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't like men

Vaginas don't excite me

Except my own

What do I do?

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For me. I second that for me, not you. You're amazing

to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

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I second that

to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

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Those cheeky bastards

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Aelin of the Wildfire

Aelin: I'd be an amazing biology teacher.

Aelin: I can reach the human heart with my eyes closed.

Aelin: With a knife. :)

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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Assasi-sassy

Therapist: What do we do when we get an overwhelming urge to kill?

Aelin: stab stab

Therapist: no

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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Rowaelin

Aelin: Rocks are just big sand.

Rowan:

Rowan: Fireheart, it's 3 fUcKiNg aM! Please go back to sleep.

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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ACOTAR x ToG

Every male in ACOTAR world would be so jealous of the ToG males.

Everyone in ToG got together with the partner of their dreams 🤷‍♀️

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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ACOTAR x ToG

Rowaelin child: Mommy! He hit me! *starts crying*

Feysand child: She broke my toy and hit me! *starts crying too*

Feysand and Rowaelin: *sipping wine in the balcony*

Aelin: Should we tell them that the we broke when our game of Twisters got a little passionate?

Rhysand: Nah! Let them bond.

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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At 3am

Aelin: What do you call an Eagle that got a B on his test?

Aelin: A beagle!

Rowan: Go to sleep Aelin!

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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At 3am

Aelin: What do you call a shirt that suits you to a T?

Aelin: A T-shirt!

Rowan: go to sleep Aelin.

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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Murder

Cassian: Do you know what a group of crows is called?

Azriel: What?

Cassian: Murder

Amren: Shut up or it will happen to you.

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae

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Jurdan

Cardan: Has anyone told you you're beautiful today?

Jude: *blushes* No

Cardan: Well, there's always tomorrow.

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Instagram: @fenrys.is.my.bae