#I was THERE WHEN MATTHEW WAS A CHILD
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I’m having a bit of A Moment about Matthew Tkachuk right now and I’m going to ramble so you’re all gonna have to bear with me. I’m gonna get real deep into my fandom history and what an absolute nerd I am.
I grew up with hockey around me: I was 7 and 8 years old when the Penguins won their first two Cups. I grew up with Lemieux and Jagr in their primes, with a Penguins team that didn’t miss the playoffs from the time I was 6 until I was 18 years old. But I truly became a hockey fan in 00-01. When Lemieux came out of retirement in December 2000 everyone in Pittsburgh (and much of the hockey world really) watched that game. I was no different.
And then I started watching more games. And then the Pens got Johan Hedberg and he went on a tear through the playoffs with his bright blue mask, and I fell in love with a VERY young Andrew Ference (A+ first favorite player choice, 17 year old me) and my hockey fandom was sealed. Even when the Penguins were eliminated I kept watching those playoffs. In the summer I researched the game, the rules, the stats. I went from being a bandwagon Penguins fan to a true hockey fan.
Back in 01-02 ESPN had a semi-behind the scenes type show called, I THINK, Cool Hockey (it’s been 2 decades forgive me if I’m wrong). And I remember watching a segment about Keith Tkachuk and 18 year old me was in love. He was handsome, funny, charismatic, tough as hell on the ice, and one of the best US born players of all time. I became a HUGE fan of his.
In amongst my hockey searches on the internet I came upon hockey fanfic on fanfiction.net. The very first thing I read was a humorous spoof fic. It was ridiculous and silly but I loved it, and it led me to more serious fic, and then in turn it led me to the group of very early hockey RPF writers who truly founded this branch of hockey fandom on the internet. We had a Yahoo group and then an AIM chat room and when ff.net fucked over fandom in general, we all migrated to Livejournal.
On Livejournal beyond fic there was a group of us who also started a hockey role-playing game. We were essentially creating our own mini fanfiction via impersonating players on IM. We paired up random players, sometimes obvious ones and sometimes completely weird pairings. Who cared if it made no sense? It was our own little world we could play in and it was all just for fun.
I met my best friend via that original group and he and I really threw ourselves into that RPing brand of creativity. One of our weirder pairings, but one that was so good was Kirk Maltby and Keith Tkachuk. Not going into the greater details of it because none of that matters, but my role was Keith. At this point Matthew and Brady were babies. I remember seeing Keith with tiny Matthew and Brady at All Star Games in the early 00s. In our RPing stuff we dealt with the parenting aspect of their relationship because of those kids.
For 20 years I’ve watched Matthew Tkachuk grow up, and there’s a little part of my brain that is a little bit inside of Keith’s head and that’s his boy.
His boy scored 3 of 4 game winners in the Eastern Conference Final. His boy is going to the Stanley Cup Final.
I am overwhelmed with pride about this kid and what he’s become. Bring it home, Matty.
#matty tkachuk#fandom history#keith tkachuk#this is why i get so pissed off about the unfounded 'keith is a bad father' bullshit#I was THERE WHEN MATTHEW WAS A CHILD#I was a HUGE fan of his father#that family is closeknit as FUCK#i will not have your slander of matty's relationship with his dad#sorry this got emotional
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THE HELSINKI DATE HAS EXPANDED UPON DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY.
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#“matthew tkachuk who is american” wonderful add. bring your north american husband to your homeplace day#“and then the one dessert barky had to explain he said it was a cake he had in school that was a good one”#MAFFHEW#“i had them all when i was child so its been a while”#nothing more romantic than sharing childhood favourites with your (squints) teammate#everything about this... 1619 date... maffhew liking the runebergin torttu... and that sasha had to explain it to him#this will hold me over till the video drops#im frothing over this
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Jake: There’s always been conversation about where you can make the most impact in the lineup. You’re a superstar playmaker. We know you can drive your own line…
Mitch Marner on Jake's Takes 100th Podcast | 07/14/23
#mitch marner#auston matthews#toronto maple leafs#1634#hockeyedit#egifs#anyway................ lkfjskldhfudjsklz#the way u can tell at first when mitch thinks a gotcha question is coming at him like. hes gonna be clocked for having#an opinion when according to the toronto media hes Not Allowed#it makes him a diva. but then he rmrs this is a child w no agenda n just. says all that.#i love him#i love THEM they rlly are smth special#never thought abt the fact that theyve prob been able to celebrate each others accomplishments so hard just bc#they ARE the ones to push each other and know what theyre capable of in that way#its giving m*drai when he told him to just Score 60 so he did it like LKFJDSK#no one can understand u better than ur exceptional teammate who also clearly sees what UR capable of and how ur underachieving#but theyve got longtime friendship and vision n dreams for this team baked into that too#anyway im emo
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I meant 4, not 7 but you can answer 7 too 😭
4.) Rank the main 7.
this was a lot harder than i anticipated, Johnny and Two-Bit are kinda tied, idk it depends on my mood😳
1. Pony
2. Darry
3. Soda
4. Two-Bit?
5. Johnny?
6. Steve
7. Dally
#now i understand what my mom means when she says she doesn’t have a favorite child#this was almost as bad as trying to rank taylor swift albums#the outsiders#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#two bit matthews#johnny cade#steve randle#dallas winston
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Okay so I’m scrolling though Instagram on my break, and I see a post from the NHL all about the ‘familial connections’ between this years draftees and other players in the league, and I saw this…
and I think….huh? I could’ve sworn Mack was the older brother (don’t know WHY I thought that considering it make literally no sense [its because I assign my blorbos either eldest daughter or only child, and Mack does NOT have only child energy {trust me I am one}]))…. So I go to google hit up db and what do I see????
Yep, YEEEEEP, poor Aiden getting out played by his younger brother in college, after being drafted 171st when your kid brother is gonna go 1st…. Finally someone who comes close to the pain of Jack Hughes (no not that Jack Hughes) who was in USNTDP the year after Jack Hughes (yes THAT Jack Hughes) left along side Luke Hughes…. And SPEAKING OF THE OTHER JACK HUGHES…..
Poor poor Jack Hughes (no not THAT Jack Hughes) little brother is getting drafted this year (though Callum is ranked at 99, and Jack was drafted at 51 so…. Probably won’t be as brutal as it’s gonna be for Aiden)
#do I even bother tagging this???#nah#also it’s VERY funny to me that one of the other family connections is Matthew and Brady’s second cousin#like…. we are doing SECOND COUSINS NOW????#I will not be emotionally prepared for when they make this post about Connor and Gavin in two years….. please no they are BABIES!!!)#GAVIN IS A BABY A CHILD!!!!
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Criminal Minds S05E12 The Uncanny Valley
@matthew-gray-gubler-lover, @reidselle, @reidsbookclub, @thisiscalmanditsdoctorreid, @pretty-boys-book-club, @spookydrreid, @f-me-reid, @redwithjoon, @gublerpals, @foxy-eva, @hopefullawyerfishprofessor, @scorpiofangirl1109, @a-potato-wearing-plaid, @cynbx, @justlivinginadaydream, @xxemberlights
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#my gifs#spencer reid#mgg#spencer reid gifs#mgg gifs#spencer reid gifset#mgg gifset#cm#dr spencer reid#dr spencer reid gifs#dr spencer reid gifset#cm gifs#cm gifset#criminalminds#criminalminds gifs#criminalminds gifset#spencer reid cm#spencer reid criminalminds#matthew gray gubler#matthew gray gubler as spencer reid#mgg cm#mgg criminalminds#milla gifs cm#milla gifs sr#no amount of words can express how i feel about this scene#reid's barely containing his anger yet he manages to be very professional#destroying a child abuser with facts while rossi stands there like 'yeah this guy still hasn't realised who he's messing with'#and when the 'dOcTOr' looks at him he's just 'oh no you ain't gonna get any sympathy from me'
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One of my biggest pet peeves in shows is a character who wears glasses 24/7 and likely has an astigmatism suddenly just stops wearing them with 0 explanation.
#looking at you Wesley Wyndam-Pryce and Spencer Reid#I don’t care what you say Matthew- child spencer had glasses which means they weren’t fakes#I’m willing to accept that Spencer just started wearing contacts bc he wanted to be taken more seriously but my piont stands#and don’t even get me started on Wesley not wearing them after s3 when he begins the darker part of his character arch#one could even argue Fred also fits this category but I can’t remember if her glasses were just for reading or not#these are just the first two that came to mind- I’m sure there’s PLENTY more
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Just saw the northern lights in my backyard I am having a moment
#First of all there’s the ever present “if you killed yourself then you wouldn’t have seen this” that I hear when I see something#But in case anyone’s wondering I’m connecting it to the characters and I’m sobbing#Something something. Henry took Matthew to see the lights as a child. He took him for years. He takes him as adult#It’s a whole thing very thinly veiled “taking to the new baby to see it. Yeah. You better come along. To make sure the baby has a good time#It’s not until like two hours in that Matthew realizes that the baby has been dead fucking asleep since 7pm#“What do you mean an eleven month old who sleeps like the dead whenever they’re held won’t- wait.”#It’s a therapy moment if you would#It’s now very very important to me#It goes hand in hand with the star thing. Which is also very very important to me.#Which is in the same filing cabinet as the flower thing. Which is horrendously important to me.#Which is in *gunshot*#…why have I not answered the anon asking for headcannons I literally have so many tf#Actually I know why the sheer excitement overloads my soul
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things that make you go hmmm.
#this scene should have been with matthew parker but i mean. im glad it was included somehow#but the personality change from s2 to s3 is...something. it means that when she returns for the finale that what she says#does not even sound like her or line up with what was (re)established of her character in s3#umm but yeah i would not tell my husband's mistress to take care of him if anything happened to me like. lol. what#i would be like if i die? kill yourself <3#they really just made her Selfless and Nice . no other qualities or flaws except i guess being self-abasing...?#and like no i don't watch television to find characters i can 'relate' to that's just an observation#but really it narratively makes no sense is my bigger issue with it#what has henry done for her to have earned that sort of selfless devotion . literally nothing#given her a puppy? looked at her and smiled while she was washing her hair?#whereas with her predecessors at least you get their sense of bond#in s1 henry is favouring the alliance catherine wants they have the bond over their daughter and there's the sense of their shared past#and joys at least...#for anne they have fought for so long to be married and the bond of their child again and religion#hirst was a menace. i hate this show fr sometimes#i mean i guess. henry promoted her family as he did her predecessor's#but it still doesn't feel earned bcus despite that there's so little regard for them?#she finds out her father died and that she can't even go to the funeral. so . like . again......#the tudors
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a peeve i’ve had since i was a kid is when a cartoon character is supposed to be young and naive and innocent and it’s voiced by a grown man. hello??? why does wilbur the pig whose whole thing is that it’s a baby pig sound like a 30-year-old dude
#uhhhh me#this post is brought to you by 'i'm watching tales of despereaux and why is this child mouse voiced by matthew broderick'#i remember being like 12 and being so relieved when live action charlotte's web had an actual kid voicing wilbur
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My favorite hobby is being surprised when I'm watching a movie and an actor shows up that I know. For some reason it never fails to be comedic too. I.E. when I first watched Interstellar and Timothee Chalamet showed up I was shocked. A sick Victorian child in YOUR sci-fi movie? It is more likely than you think
#interstellar#timothee chalamet#matthew mcconaughey#actors#text post#victorian child#movies#surprises#hollywood#actors exist for me to make fun of them when they show up unexpectedly#I'll tell yall about my beef with matt damon for showing up in very many movies that i watched around the same time another day
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Matthew Lillard is so fucking attractive guys I like wasn't even paying attention I was just looking at him
"Oh thank god Blumhouse didn't make the purple guy sexy" fucking dumbass Matthew Lillard is hot, what you mean to say is "Oh thank god Blumhouse made the purple guy look like an actual dad from the 80's instead of an anime soft boy twink straight out of genshin impact or gacha life."
#uh spoilers#spoilers for the fnaf movie#watch out i am about to say spoilers#not massive spoiler tbh#he was less attractive when he was stabbing his daughter#but the begging scene where hes offring him the job and like giggling#hottest man ever#i wont him#like matthew lillards expression and voice control and like ugh#i love the scream movies so so so much and i love scooby doo i watch scooby doo like on repeat as a child and now hes like a dilf#matthews in fnaf lillar and patrick#he has a theory but he works at sparkies
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Panthers React to Magic or alternatively men get introduced to sleight of hand for roughly 2 minutes and a half and go "wow (amazed also with the fear of god instilled into them)"
#matthew tkachuk#evan rodrigues#sam bennett#mackenzie entwistle#gustav forsling#dmitry kulikov#anton lundell#jesper boqvist#jonah gadjovich#carter verhaeghe#adam boqvist#niko mikkola#eetu luostarinen#nate schmidt#florida panthers#2425#i hired a magician to entertain at my child's birthday party and he was a hit#all of their exasperated “how did-” feeds me#alternatively alternatively me when i put the ball behind my back and pretend it disappeared to my amazed dog#JESP GADJY AND SWAGGY ALL CROWDING THE TABLE THEY ARE SO FOCUSED#congrats to mikksy and luosty being paired up for the millionth time#all their giggles as they've realised whats happened#media day is for entertaining our kitties
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The boy reading with Halo font
I expect him to vanish behind closed doors with "someone" and we'll see him if he's hungry....
Or wandering.
#this is a pacer here#it looks like a great place to pace though#or making me a Grandpa#me: 🤔 it's fine it is just more difficult to picture him making it#not really ... I know his blood#it's like the A-team with one OΞΛ#like our culture: hey how's it going *bang*#our culture after: smokes a cigarette like Matthew McConaughey in Teue Detective talking about time is a flat circle#me: standing in his holo cells in a small plane while at 13 14 and beyond#well my vocal chords can work baritone and bass but my spirit is a rainbow of rainbows#color? I dunno ... I don't care#if you like my dick please suck it with all your might#you're gonna need heart#you're gonna need ambition to overcome a motherload#also the sawing zip ties with feet#curious that I must say#it speaks of fun pre school times and also alludes to something dark as fuck that makes me want to kill things#I don't care if I am also the Devil...so's being alive#Arthur.....I mean.... he lived#but he's still breathing here#when I sat there and had to do dead to life math I am like 167 years sir that's a while#I am also like I have made much more progress in 45 than you did in 167 so thanks for cumming in grandma#I see him again after 🤔 23 years#understandably it took almost a full school year to catch on#mhm I used to call him air as a child of not grandpa#he was standing in the hall by my door watching my room#curious old ancestors#and *I* am the one who has to ease his pain#go the distance#bring Arthur back like a good God
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Cooking up some comic ideas but then I realize I'll have to draw willy afton probably constantly :(
^ originally referred to him as "old man willy" but I saw the problem very quick
#when a post gets hijacked by old man penis of your own creation#william afton#Im prob gonna design him after movie afton cause i love matthew illard so much#I had a hard time being mad at him in the movie cause i was like !!! kookey old man!!!!#He reminded me of my atmospheric sci teacher who was the best#frownie face because I dont wanna yassify a child murderer too much#but if i draw him creepy my brain will go “you look like that btw” and ill get distraugut#my brain stop comparing my face to bad people challenge (impossible)
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Yandere Boarding school thoughts... (Gender Neutral)
18+ Minors DNI
Warnings: Multiple yanderes, non-con touching, dub-con, perverted thoughts, obsession, bullying, masturbation, aphrodisiacs, general perversion, dry-humping, voyeurism, controlling behaviors, typical yandere stuff, breeding, drug usage, horny posting.
(AN: I have rizz-en from my grave to be horny once more. All of these guys are avaliable for requests, but will be listed under the materlist simply as Yan!Boarding School.)
Background: Thinking about a Headmasters child!Reader at a private boarding school. For a Fem!Reader, perhaps you're just visiting daddy for the season while he's running the school, or maybe you've been bad, and need more supervision. For a Masc!Reader, it could be the same case, however, with Blackmoore Academy being an all male school, this opens up the availability for reader to be attending.
Student scenarios and profiles:
◇ Harrison Spence, star member of the swim steam, basketball player, and golden boy. Despite jock stereotypes, he's respectful and mature. He always looks out for others, and this lends to why your father suggests rooming with him. Plus... if anything were to happen, your father wouldn't hate to have him as a son in law. He's SOOO friendly when he meets you. Those big strong arms are perfectly suited to lug your bags upstairs to his room. Want help putting stuff away, sure! For a Fem!Reader, he's not suprised how awkward he is when he's unzipping your suitcase, only to be met with some thin lacy garments. He just coughs and backs off. For a Masc!Reader, he wears boxers too! So why does he still feel so hot. He should open a window.
He'll make sure you fit in around campus, mostly steering you in the direction of the athletics department. He'd love to see you at some of his games, cheering him on. You seem so nice, he could really seem himself with you long term, the more he thinks about crushing on you. Besides, you already share a living space. He feels awful about how his body reacts anytime you're too close. You left a jacket behind that smells just like you? He tries not to think about the consequences of fisting his cock into it. Late night out at one of his games? Who cares if you share a dorm and your bed is literally six feet away, it's too far of a walk. Slide into his bed, he's a gentleman. At least until he wakes up the next morning, mind foggy as he instinctively moves his cock up over the waist band, putting a leaky tip against your ass as he resists the urge to press his head into your neck, opting for a pillow instead. He's so, so sorry, but he's gott a deal with it, and you just feel so good. He rationalizes it by saying he's not just some horned up guy, no. You're his roommate, HIS. And what would the Headmasters think! No, he wants a future with you, romance, not just a warm hole to rut...
"Hey, roomie! Listen, practice is running kinda late tonight, so I'm gonna grab food on the way back. Why don't you text me your order, I can bring it back. We can make a whole thing out of it, no need to pay me back! I'm thinking burgers?"
◇ Carter Matthews, student body president, scholar, and in every AP class possible. Even some dumb ones. He doesn't pay much mind to you, you ate very attractive but so is he. If he felt the need for a relationship, he could get whomever he wanted. But he hates... hates how you make the other students, even some of the faculty act. He can't help but follow you around, making sure you obey curfew, and don't get into any trouble. He likes to keep order around here, and it bothers him to have to ignore his student body presidential duties to make sure some delinquent isn't trying to slip you a spiked drink, or some jock has you under the bleachers trying to get your mouth wrapped around their tips.
Eventually, he decides you could be helpful instead of a hinderance. He's busy, may need a form of stress relief, and given babysitting you when Harrison isn't around is one of the main sources of that stress, why shouldn't you help him out. Besides, you look so cute flustered. Maybe it starts small, he tells you your uniform bottoms aren't regulation, and while he tugs them down to 'fix' them, his hands wander a bit too much, grazing the soft skin of your ass. During random room inspections, he may let his hatred of the sports program taking up all the funding by mentioning how obvious it is your roommate wants to stick it in you. Harrison can't stand him, not trusting the cold creepy gaze of the prefect. He'll force you to come to student council meetings, under the guise of assisting him with preparing for a faculty dinner to appease your father, only to get you under his desk while he writes, trying to guide you with one stern hand. He doesn't like to go too deep, not one to enjoy gagging or unnecessary sound that would distract him from working.
"Keep it down." He scolds, cold eyes peering down through blonde bangs. With a sigh, his free hand strokes your cheek. "Just suckle, alright? There'll be plenty of time after I'm done for you to make sweet noises around my cock..."
◇ Evan Reed, CAPTAIN of the swim team, and student assistant PE coach. He's used to play basketball alongside Harrison, but got kicked out for being too violent. Shoving, pushing, and going as far as knocking teeth out. He's a fucking animal. He's handsome, of not a bit of a loner. He isn't popular or unpopular, people tend to leave him alone because of that bad boy attitude and his temper, but he's always welcome to party with the jocks, welcomed into parties and known as a keg-stand king. And boy do you catch his eyes, giving that your always hanging off Harrison, or being trailed by Carter. He's more than happy to accompany you to the pool or help you out in gym class, but it's obvious what he wants. He'll get up behind you in the pool, still smelling of cigarettes as he asks mundane questions while trying to pull your swimsuit to the side and get his hands on that sweet spot between your thighs. Or maybe he'll sit on the edge of the pool, congratulate you on how good your doing, legs spread as he pulls you between them, hoping you'll end up accidentally eyeing his cock. If you are a Masc!Reader, then there's definitely some internalized homophbia. He'll make sure you know these are just normal friend activities, even when he's got you bent over in the boys locker room, ass up. He doesn't EVER plan to be the one on the bottom.
He's a player, chasing tail outside of the school, hitting on peers sisters and mom's alike. But now, he plans to keep you around, not because he necessarily feels like he wants a romantic relationship with you, but because he loooooves how pissed it makes Harrison. He never liked the goody two-shoes, and half suspects he's one of the people who pushed to get him kicked out of basketball. He likes to pick on people, but Harrison sees himself as a knight in shining armor. So it gives Evan a major power boner to make you grind up against him on the dancefloor at some preppy party, while Harrison just has to stand by and not crush his beer can. Evan knows harrison will never, ever do anything to ruin your good guy image of him. Ever.
He's pissed, punching a locker as he let's out a growl. 4-0, what the fuck is wrong with his team? How could they get fucked over so bad after weeks of missing parties for shitty practices. Luckily for him, he sees you on the sidelines, probably waiting for Harrison to walk you back to your dorm. He takes this opportunity to slide up behind you, hands on your hips as you can feel his angry erection rutting up against your ass. "You. Me. Locker room, five minutes, stall three. Be ready, underwear off and bent over or I'll take you in front of the guys who are still changing? Got it?" He departs with a harsh smack on your rear.
◇ Joseph Mick, he's in the newspaper, but it's not like he's the head or anything. He just love photography, and he's the only guy at school to have really mastered the dark room. He's known to be a little... odd. He's the youngest in you and Harrisons class, with a petite stature and thin, lanky arms. He's pale, almost gaunt, but that could be a lack of sunlight given that he spends all his time in the dark room or toiling over photo arrangement mock-ups in the journalism room. People avoid him, but he's okay with that. He's more than happy to just watch from a distance, and photography is his real branch to the world. People only talk to him or react positively if he's taking photos for the paper or the school newsletter. He actually meets you at one of Evan's swim meets, he gets good seats for being student press, and you get good seats for just being Evan's new favorite piece of ass. Your aren't even sure why you were invited, you don't even know anything about how one wins a swimming competition. But Joseph does. He's been to enough of these, and you notice, so you lean over and start asking him questions. He's shocked someone is talking to him, and not about getting a bigger feature in the yearbook. He's more than happy to help point stuff out to you, even if he had to repeat himself or stutter his way through something. He's feeling his heart flutter and his hands shake so much so he can barely hold the camera. Soon, he's watching as you walk away, wishing he could grab onto you and hang you up on his wall to admire like one of his pictures. It's only made worse when he sees a pair of masculine arms dragging you into the boys locker room.
He's a stalker, but it's not his fault! For one, he's got no idea how to approach anyone, much less someone he likes as much as you. And since he's got that reputation as a creep, if he approached you in public, Harrison would be polite but firm at shooing him away, Carter would give him a look that makes him feel like a worm beneath his well polished shoes, and Evan would beat him to the brink of death, but then pass him over to his friends. But God, if he didn't think it was worth it sometimes to just be close to you. He can only get as close to you as his high-focus lens will allow. He's got hundreds of photos of you, some taken by him, some by campus security cams, and he treats each one like the piece that's gonna get him into a top art school. He almost feels bad taking risqué shots of you. He's always following you, and he sees the ways those... those pigs are treating you. If he could stand up to them, he would. He sees (from the cameras he's slipped into your bag) the boner Harrison is always sporting when he in your presence, he even caught a glance of Harrisons late night rendezvous with your pillow. He sees the way Carter leads you through the hallways like his little secretary, lithe fingers trying to get up your uniform bottoms. Worst of all is the way he sees Evan humping you in the pool like a dog in heat, with you obviously unsure about how you feel about this. He knows he'd treat you right, if you'd ever consider being with something like him. Notice he almost feels too bad to take risqué pictures. He can't help it if a picture or two from one of his hidden cams has a bit of an upskirt, or gets a little to zoomed in on your pecs. But know that as he drums humps the table in the dark room, those copies are only so he can keep one in his room and one on his person! He'd never, ever share your sexual exploits, not like Evan would, always bragging about what he does with, or more likely to you.
Being on the newspaper staff, he's got a pretty good idea of everyone's schedules. He's more than happy to try and squeak out some words to you if he knows your many admirers are preoccupied. Trust him, he knows A LOT of good spots to share a meal privately or maybe... maybe you'd like to see the dark room? He's even got a pillow in there, a cushion he can place on a soft stool in case you ever came to visit. He hopes he could get a private photoshoot in, maybe with some silly pictures of you, or even some lewd pics, he's just happy to see his collection expand. He doesn't have a lot of money, but he's more than happy to buy you as much cheap vending machine food as you want as long as you'll spend time with him.
"Oh, shi- hey! I didn't realize you'd be stopping by here. I'm just, uh, editing some photos for the paper." You don't notice as he slyly moves a tray of pics taken outside a dorm window that looks suspiciously like yours. He thanks whoever is out there in this moment that the dark room has a sink as he keeps his right hand out of sight.
◇ Tyler Mertz and Percy 'Pez' Goldberg, two outsiders, and self proclaimed 'dudes with bad tudes'. Put into the same headcanon spot because they aren't ever seen apart. Tyler and Pez got in on scholarship, and immediately bonded because they know they don't fit in among the rich kids at Ridgemoore. Tyler got in on a scholarship to pursue culinary excellence, because if he can do one thing, it's cook. Pez was awarded a scholarship by lottery two years ago, and even though he's barely passing most of his classes and is the biggest delinquent in school, he can't be kicked out. The school made too much of a big deal about his acceptance to create some good press, the faculty are planning to just wait the problem out. Repeating a year hasn't helped with that, though. Still, they are attached at the hip. Both struggle in classes, Pez because of a shitty social life and even shittier focus, and Tyler because he's just a little slow. Still, Tyler excels in cooking, and the faculty know he's trying. There's a few ways you might come across the pair. Maybe you decided to take culinary, and got paired up with a sweet, dopey guy who turns out to be a fucking MasterChef, or maybe your a brat!reader, like I mentioned earlier, and you meet Pez in detention, where he's glad to know the schools newest troublemaker is a looker too. Most likely, you come across them when either Evan makes you tag along to buy some weed and half-priced shitty beer for a post-game party, or Carter tells you he'll personally see to it that your father tethers you to him if he sees you talking to those 'deliquents'. Either way, they're probably some of the nicest guys in the school, even though Pez likes to fight. He's not a bad guy, but the school can't seem to recognize half of the shit he does is in retaliation to someone fucking with him or his friend.
Pez will like any kind of reader, any. If you're bratty!reader, he loves having someone to run around and bust shit up with. But he'll promise to leave the statue of your father alone, if that's what you want. If you're an innocent!reader, he can't deny he'd love to ruin that good guy/girl image you have going on. Smoke a little weed, sneak out a little, let him show you a good time. He promises he won't cross any lines or do something that would really scare or upset you. He's not a bad guy, he just wants to show you there's so much stuff out there to do. Unlike Joseph, he doesn't let the fact that others think he's a freak keep him from hanging with you. He wants them to see that you like him. HIM. He thinks your adorable no matter who you are, and frankly, snuggling up on the Headmasters kid is just another act of defiance he's happy to flaunt. Eventually, he might even open up to you about his shitty home life, and the fact he's only called Pez cause' when he's high that candy is all he wants to eat.
Tyler is a huge softie. He doesn't let the thing people say about him get to him, mostly because he's a bit dense in the moment to know he's being made fun of, but also because he's okay with being alone. He's happy with who he is, a nice guy. But, that doesn't mean he doesn't love his best buddy, or mind adding you to there little group. It's just one more mouth to feed in his eyes. He'll walk you to all your classes, slinging his big arms around you and keeping you close to his side. Unlike Pez, he grew up with a pretty loving family, and they're what he misses most about being away at boarding school. Most of the money he makes selling weed with Pez goes back to his family, but they don't really know how he makes it. He comes to see you and Pez as his new little family.
With these two, there will be lots of late nights with bad movies and pizza made from scratch. Being on some rundown couch squished between to large bodies, at least one set of arms wrapped around your waist. I think they both are pretty open about telling each other about the crush they have on you, given that they are best buds. These idiots probably got super high one night, and Tyler let slip that he, quote, 'thinks he wants to put a baby in you', to which Pez replies he'd like to put something along those lines in you too. It wouldn't be hard for them to both come to terms with wanting to share you, they share everything else. They just hope you'd want both of them, Pez and Tyler can't stand the thought of making things awkward by you only wanting one of them, so they both subtly try to transition you into the roll of being their partner.
Pez would be fucking fuming when he starts realizing the things boys at school are doing to you. Whether he witnesses it himself, or you come to him and Tyler seeking comfort, he'll pound the shit out of anyone who tries to touch you like that. If you like someone else, Pez wouldn't wail on them to eliminate a rival like Evan would, but rather he hands it over to Tyler. Tyler would come up with some rumors, maybe a reason the guy isn't right for you, and why would Tyler lie? He doesn't feel great about lying, but thinking about the things guys at this school do to you, fills the sweet chefs stomach with a bitter bile.
They wouldn't outright pressure you into sex, but rather try and find ways to coerce you into requesting or initiating it. Pez has some weed laced with something, nothing too strong, but it'll make even a nun feel a little frisky. He'll lay back or rub your thigh, hoping the weed will relax you enough to come out and say what you want. Maybe an aphrodisiac or two gets slipped into a warm drink Tyler made for you. It gets you feeling all hot, but don't worry, you can stay in their room overnight and wear their clothes, so they can... make sure you're not sick or anything.
"Hey," you can feel a pair of arms wrap around you from your spot at the library table. You look up and see Pez, with Tyler now playfully laying his head on the table beside you. "Heard that shithead Evan's got an away game, so it looks like your freed up after all to spend a little time with your favorite guys." His lips are dangerously close to your ear, making you squirm. "Yeah, man, we've got a bunch of movies n' shit from the store, and I'll even make your favorite. Stay the night, it's not like we've got anywhere to be tommorow, and my beds so cold..." Tyler teases playfully, eyes wide and feigning sadness.
All these boys make it difficult to get any alone time at Ridgemoor, but the men certainly don't make it easier... (Taboo part two with the faculty coming soon, because I'm horny for Dilfs and old men with questionable dynamics with reader.)
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