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Just saw this pic and almost died because he’s 😮💨
I just have to say these blue pants on him? Absolutely fucking immaculate. His waist? I’m feral.
#I want him to take me right there on the concrete#elvis presley#elvis#elvisaaronpresley#he’s so baby and daddy at the same time i cannot function#he’s so I need him in me right now#I want to give him so many children#elvis fans#elvis aaron presley#elvis photos#elvis history#elvis the king#elvis fashion#Elvis in Hawaii#I want him and his lei to lay me#good lord i am so feral for him right now#let’s me real I’m feral for him always
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i don't think wonderland is ready for those alices
#i have so so many things i could say about this cielois madness returns au (yeah that's what i call it. it's not even meant to be cielois)#(but like. ship names are convenient aren't they)#anyway so many things. but that would be a lot so i'll talk about it if someone asks or if i feel like it later#this post's rambles will be about the outfits!!#so. i gave ciel the dollhouse dress and alois the queensland dress#i know they could have been swapped. and it might have made more sense#HOWEVER#i do not care#i can and will put alois in red just because i want to. and of course i would give him a red fit in an amr fusion au#the vibes are rancid. it's perfect. that's what him being in this au is about!!#terrible things happen to children in kuro and in alice ok#anyway. i know queensland would be good for ciel because r!ciel BUT please envision queen luka i BEG#it's heartwrenching to see lizzie look so small in the game already so luka???? soul crushing. i want it.#now. the dollhouse dress for ciel#because of funtom mostly... and the vibes... and he's more of a doll than alois is ngl...#like. i know that it fits alois more because it's heavy on the trafficking and poverty parts but. see if i care#plus the minor theme of exorcising the evil of the city through the pain of children is more ciel-coded. so yeah#and he looks so bad in red oh my god i could not give him another dress... unless it was the mad hatter one and it would have been boring#also very much not fitting#you might notice that i changed the symbols on both of their aprons#in both cases i replaced female with male obviously but#in ciel's case the dollhouse dress has so many disgusting implications and i made them worse you're welcome <3#(replaced female with male and male with one of the symbols you can see on the contract seal. yeah yeah that's fucked i know)#(it's alice madness returns. and fucking black butler. bad things be happening to children!!)#anyway#that's it for my rambles#i got too lazy to do the vorpal blade and hobby horse light trails#so we'll live with the fact that my sketch has better vibes than the final piece#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji fanart
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Apollo's entire vibe in God Games feels like "Dad Said I Had to Be Here" and I feel like that's so Golden Child of him
#seph listens to epic#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#apollo epic the musical#wisdom saga spoilers#i don't know why this is the funniest thing to me#like ive been listening to god games a lot#and like i think ares really wants to try and prove himself against athena#and hephaestus and hera want her to give at least one solid argument even if it doesn't have to be important to anyone else#aphrodite has like... a personal issue that needs to be argued but like. that's how love is. fickle and in need of personal justification#apollo like. did not bring a personal justification to the table. he even has sun imagery in the animatic#like yeah the song did not specify it was helios' cows and the musical has a theme of fathers getting vengeance for their sons#aeolus was a king in the Odyssey not a god so changing the sun god from helios to apollo whose cattle were slain is very minor#and would emphasize the theme of fathers and children and cycles of vengeance and Helios does get absorbed by Apollo so like. augh#either way. this guy did not prepare for the debate because he has so many other jobs and grabbed the latest thing he could think of#'Odysseus... uh. he. sirens. right. did that thing right? no? if that's true fuck it. if not i don't care.'#he doesn't even fully commit. he says 'if that's true release him'#he got that fucking prophet trickster tongue bullshit noncommittal agreement#because technically if Athena is proven faulty he can be like 'i said if it's true release him but it wasn't true oops'#don't expect straight answers from the god of prophets
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Culinary appreciation
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#xiao xingchen#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#jin ling#And the mysterious red and green lads! Gosh I hope nothing bad happens to one of them in 6 days.#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#(Note for latecomers: I did not tag Ouyang Zizhen in any of these comics until I made the red vs green poll. Where only one could live.)#I think a lot about how wwx thought about how he'd want to be friends with xxc#then him 'meeting' xxc and trying to save him. With flamin' hot congee.#It's true that many friendships can be forged via food. I have a hunch this one wont turn out so well#Let's give a good round of applause for xue yang for his outstanding performance. He nailed the role of xxc#specifically the fact that xxc if the kind of guy who gets handed dirt 'milkshakes' and leaf potions that children brew and drinks them#Then says he loves it.#I know we still have a day left on the cooking poll but I wanna just say that I think wwx also cooks like he's making dirt and leaf potions#in the sense he cooks by vibes alone and it does not always turn out well for other people#His little moment of throwing shade at the juniors for not knowing what good food (spice tolerance) lives rent free in my brain#sorry to break your confidence king; the one guys who said he liked it was lying to you because he wants something from you.
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Signora: One time I found a google doc on Scaramouche‘s computer with the title "list of parents that locked their newborn child in a domain“ Signora: out of curiousity, I opened the google doc. Signora: it was completely blank except for the words "my mom".
#the fact that you could use so many titles for that google doc#„list of parents who cant cook“ „list of parents who replace all their teeth“ „list of parents who forgot to give their child a name“#you could also use Arlecchino & Crucabena or Arlecchino & her children for this#but Ei is funnier#I do find it interesting that Arlecchino and Scaramouche both have issues stemming from the same thing#but also very different#Ei and Crucabena were both horrible in entirely different ways#like you could argue „ok at least Ei had good intentions“ or that she didnt want to kill him#but like#she wanted to put him to sleep and lock him away for the rest of his life#that‘s basically death#i suppose she did leave him alone after he got out tho xD#anyways enough rambling#Scaramouche#Raiden Ei#la signora#genshin impact#incorrect quotes#fatui harbingers#tenshukaku‘s resident disasters
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I will forever maintain that Jason would've been fine and Not a vigilante without Bruce making him Robin
#''bruce never recruited any kids for his mission/war'' falls apart immediately when u consider jason's backstory im ngl#jason todd#my dc posting#his whole character to me is breaking the conventions of the medium#batman#like i hate how ppl treat others like theyre ridiculous when they even dare to critique bruce in any way#i am capable of suspending my disbelief and accepting some things in fiction as okay even if they wouldnt be irl#its the viewers responsibility to meet stories whre theyre at#but its also the story's responsibility to upkeep that yknow?#''child/teen sidekicks are okay n not morally dubious'' okay :D yay :3#then one of them gets brutally murdered by a villain and im like. yeah uhh no. cant do that anymore 👍sorry#''they all became vigilantes on their own bruce couldnt have stopped them'' yall under the impression bruce hates kid heroes n wants them#properly safe n is just doing damage control/harm prevention#when hes more the lines of encouraging them#difference between ''i cant stop u from doing this so ill make it as safe as i can'' and#''im actively going to encourage you to do this dangerous thing''#i have many opinions n im ngl theyre constantly shifting n they depend on a lot#im not gonna hate on lego batman for robin thats a goddamn childrens movie who tf gives a shit#comics are fair game tho. have u seen what gows on in there.#bruce couldve stopped jason from being a vigilante n instead encouraged him is the hill i will fucking die on#the victim blaming of jason has Got to stoppp its the worst thing ever#also just to remind everyone. ''a good soldier''.#wow a character blames themselves for the death of their child and to torture themselves they put the words 'good soldier' on their memorial#anyway if you even dare to think abt the implications ure stupid n#like do u hear urself whattt
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hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.
#mine#personal#brief storytime in the tags#one of my family friends got married and i was happy she was happy#her parents are like an aunt and uncle to me#i was happy to share that moment with them#we cried and laughed together#and my friends#their other daughters were on the line and looked gorgeous#it was just beautiful watching us all grow up in a way and move on to “the next” together#BUT#im a pastor's kid#and my dad loves weddings#he drinks them in whenever he can now especially because they make him happy and he's had to attend a lot more funerals this year#he's been burdened a lot by how many people he's had to bury and how many hospital visits he's had to do#so i was happy to see him happy too#it just all felt so bittersweet to me#because i know how badly my parents want this for me and for themselves#there was a daddy-daughters dance at some point and i could feel my dad beaming beside me watching that#and i was a little sad about it because i was like im never gonna give you that#this could be the best thing i could ever give you and i will never give you this#i can never kneel at an altar in front of a pastor and swallow that sermon#i would never marry a man in my generation#if i married a woman you and almost the entire tent filled with people that watched me grow up would not attend#my happiest day would be another funeral for you#it was worse because im kind of a small celebrity in this community because of my parents and their siblings who are politicians#so people i barely knew kept coming up and asking me when it would be my turn and how they so looked forward to the day#and i was like i love that we're a community here and i missed the pestering of aunts since i left church#but at the same time i was glad to remember why i left#there is no freedom to be myself at all with them because all they do is project their beliefs and ideas on me because that's what children
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I named the plot "guess I'll marry the demon lord?" and I realized if I wanted a lengthier title it could be "I could conquer the world if I had ADHD medicine but I don't so I became a trophy husband instead". And then as I'm giving him various background traits I realized one little piece of information would make everything make sense. He's from Florida.
#my characters#i love reynold so much and he is so wonderful and he somehow manages to win the demon lords heart in a week#and the biggest problem the demon lord even has with him is that his outer appearance does not match his core#and it gives him a headache from the echo so hes like#are you cursed to be in that body cause i can revert you if you want...?#and hes like oh yeah sure thatd be great#and then they get engaged#and reynold is like .... completely enamored with his life and his husband in this weird world#listen i have so many emotions over reynold and sascha ok they are so good for each other#the demon lord acts as the florida mans impulse control and it just works somehow#also reynold wants to adopt the entire demon army and starts to refer to them as their children#anyway long day at work today and i gotta work tomorrow for a tiny bit and so i cant do fanart tonight#since i kinda .... took too long with this oops sorry
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can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys
#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE#swan UPON leda#god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH#i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led#is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please#whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women#getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain#like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally#nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN#getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified#jesus ANYWAY#hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else#he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also#as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me#bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn#outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets#reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape#at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see#you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc#he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and#i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me#the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC#AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when#she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a#child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody#cared about that or cares now. but this song does.#bc of course it does it's hozier.#hozier#swan upon leda
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went to the Queer Britain Heartstopper exhibit the other day
super cute! low-key cried at the messages on the flag - really worth checking it out if you live in London :)
#heartstopper#it was so cute!!!#aside from messages towsrds alice oseman and the various people who worked on the show#there were so many messages from parents being proud of their children#friends being proud of each other#i saw one message from a 60 year old who thanked the show for giving him the teenage experience he never got to have#and one from a teacher about giving them what they wanted to give their students#like literally its sooo cute please go check it out#queer britain
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I have a soft spot for jealous leads, mcs who aren’t charming or well liked, or even necessarily nice. I bet on losing dogs type characters. Rat girls and losers. More of that in stories, please <3
#this is where ttp is heading I think#Kellan is like……#he has SO many issues#he literally let someone amputate all his limbs so they would like him more#and he obviously NOT well adjusted about his rejection sensitivity#outwardly he is so charming and almost docile; he’ll give anyone anything they ask for as long as they give him affection#but inside he’s a mess#Ada too#she is like full throttle chaos by the time chapter two hits#she USED to be sweet and kind and she still understands how to PRETEND to be that way#and she knows how to use her ditzy appearance to get what she wants#but she threatens to stab the man holding her boat hostage#she thinks about pushing several people overboard#she lets someone else take the fall for her petty thievery#their sense of right and wrong is so warped and it takes them meeting each other to remember how to be human#sorry I have to talk about them or I will explode <3#they are my horrible little rat children I love them so much and they are awful#squawk tag
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i feel weird even claiming my family used to be considered "rich" bc a lot of yall immediately jump to having summer homes, 20 yachts, and enough money to save a country
#not gonna act like we weren't well off... ofc we were but like.... we werent on THAT level nearly at all#more of a country club... goes on a lot of vacations.... has a decently sized house with a pool... kinda rich#which is still rich dont get me wrong but i promise i wasnt living like fucking. kim kardashian or whatever ok#we didnt have a fuckin walk-in-fridge or 20 unused empty rooms#i say this bc ppl end up surprised when i tell them im not anymore like 'how' well its a lot of things like the housing market crash#my parents getting a divorce my dad being the one with the job that my moms dad gave to him that was making him all the money#and my grandpa passed not long after i was born so when they split up we were just going off of whatever he left really for a while#had to move etc etc.... now im low income and rely on food stamps and ssi ✌️ but thats mostly bc im disabled so#kinda necessarily low income bc the govt only wants to pay the very bare minimum that they can.#its also- not my money! i dont get to decide what happens to it and i dont get to decide i get nice things or whatever. that all hinges#on if my mom or gma wants to.#so technically even if you wanted to consider them rich still- its not part of me atp bc its not even my money and im an adult#whos not legally dependent on them anymore. i think it only counts if its *your* actual money or if your parent is okay with dishing#out like a 1000 dollars a month like its nothing. completely unfazed by giving it to you.#its not rich if its conditional ok like... children of rich parents arent rich and i will die on this hill. why do you think so many of the#end up fucked up? not only is it bc they've had ppl basically doing everything for them their whole life so they dont know how to take#care of themselves they're also entirely dependent on the parent for money. when you feel controlled like that- even if your parent isnt#necessarily abusive about it- just the fact everything you do hinges on the approval of your parent- kinda fucks you up and makes#you feel like you're stuck being a forever child. not great for people who probably want to go out in the world and date to feel#like you cant escape being dependent on your parents
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Armed detective agency more like armed adoption agency the way these mfs be adopting troubled teens
#the rank structure is just grandparent parent parent (unwilling) child and sibling.#like it goes fukuzawa is the boss hence the grandparent and under him come Ranpo yosano Dazai kunikida tanizaki (parents)#now I’m a bit conflicted abt tanizaki cos he gives child energy and I want his parent to be kunikida#and then there’s the children atsushi kenji kyuoka#so look now hear me out Ranpo is baby himself but he is also twenty six and since they hang out more he’s parent to kenji because#he is the best boy. co parented by yosano. Dazai is dad to atsushi obviously he’s co patented by kunikida who is father (unwilling)#and then there’s kenji kyuoka and atsushi who are siblings. Ranpo and yosano are also siblings.#I mean especially fukuzawa like how did he come across so many troubled teens lmao#he’s like a kid magnet or smth because like sheesh#good for him honestly#bungou stray dogs#bsd fukuzawa#bsd ranpo#bsd kunikida#bsd yosano#bsd atsushi#bsd kenji#bsd dazai#bsd kyouka#.txt
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#i heavily lean towards the second one#she paid her debt ro qhj by giving him two heirs#and they're now at an age where they're certain to grow well and healthy#and she's so proud but she's also sad thwt they grew up so well without her#now she doesn't have much reason to stay around#that and as they grow older they'll start to notice something is wrong with this whole thing#and she's terrified they're gonna start asking questions#she doesn't want her children to question their clan and doesn't have the heart to hear them question her#her mental state would have been pretty awful after so many years of isolation. so she just takes her own life#either by locking her cultivation and not eating anymore or some other method#because the way she was fine one month and then the other she was just.... gone?#that's so strange to me#and it seems like the children don't want to think too hard about it either#modao#lace speaks
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I was looking through some A-Level English literature resources since I’m going into sixth form next year and determined to convince my teachers to let us read Frankenstein, and I just came across the take that Victor is sexist because he wants to “cut women out from the creation process” 💀 just say the man is gay and move on
#such a specific thing to Twitter-cancel him for#not the corpse stealing?#not the severe medical practice?#not the avoidance to the point of his and everyone he loves’ death?#I have never read the take that Victor Frankenstein is sexist because he doesn’t want to get a woman pregnant#but that could be taken in so many other directions it’s absurd#transfemme Frankenstein creating life despite not being able to give birth to biological children?#transmasc Frankenstein creating life despite not being able to have biological children with someone else?#gay Frankenstein creating life despite not being able to create life with another man?#the possibilities#the entire book is so queer I love it#gothic lit#classic literature#gothic literature#classic lit#frankenstein#frankenstein weekly#frankenstein or the modern prometheus
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THOUGHT ABT CHIP JRWI INCIDENT 40 DEAD 32 WOUNDED
#im so fucking far behind so I feel like I can’t rlly say shit#bc either its shit I’ve already said or abt events I haven’t witnessed myself#so I can’t like. give MY take im going off second hand info anyway#idk I just. I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!#he’s so selfish and selfless and all he really wants is to protect and love#forever some part of him is stuck as that little boy on the black rose#whether it’s in his desire for family and crew or even just his… simple urge to do good for goods sake that children have#before hard reality and Reuben and the streets told him to keep to himself and only care abt him and his#idk I just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya#it took gillion beating the shit out of him for that selfish shell to break#for him to realize like. hey. you’re impacting the ppl you interact with and you’re being a *dick*#and after we see him care more not just for his crew (like keeping his promise to gillion to not lie or just trying to know them better)#but like. signing for la alma. giving up grimms magic to revive people. stealing from royalty to give to an orphanage#loffinlot chip just… WOULDNT do that. it wouldn’t help him and just puts him at risk. just ignore it keep your head down and leave.#and even WITH that growth he’s still got that selfish streak— in the most positive sense of the term#him turning down Lizzie’s army offer in joaldo is him prioritizing those close to him over the needs of the many#(versus with Grimm doing what serves the most— self-sacrifice is easier to swallow)#anyway. tumblr mobile stopped showing my last tags like 7 lines ago so im stopping here just.#know that fucker is rotating in here again.
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